This is where Love Is 4 Walls ended it. This is the last chapter that is credited to them, starting next chapter and onward is all of my stuff.

See you guys soon with more updates! :-)

Also, please let me know if you have any suggestions. I'd love to see what you guys come up with.


Bee: Ugh stuck in traffic behind the ugliest cat ever

Raf: ?

Bee: Ugly car

Bee: There's no such thing as an ugly cat they're all cute


Wheeljack: Butthole he eat it's your turn to do nightshift tonight

Wheeljack: ...

Wheeljack: That was meant to be by the way

Wheeljack: Excuse me while I go jump off a bridge


Miko: Do you still want to eat dicks for lunch

Miko: At dickeys

Miko: Not eat dicks

Jack: What


Miko: Our state has orgasms that let you take classes for free

Bulkhead: Where do I sign up

Miko: PROGRAMS OMG XD


Bee: Can't you just get a rectal I'm busy

Bee: *rental

Raf: lol no xD


Arcee: I think if I could have one Earth food I'd have hot chilli fuckers

Arcee: *hot chocolate

Arcee: You gotta be joking m8


Bulkhead: A man playing a piano, possible a bully Joel tribute act

Bulkhead: Bully joel

Bulkhead: NVM they're playing Clapton now


Ratchet: Well done, you graduated. What's your major again?

Raf: Bitchtit administration and finance

Raf: *Business omg


Miko: I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"


June: Can you feed the dog? Just lesbian work now

June: Just *leaving work oh my god

Jack: I don't think feeding the dog is just lesbian work xD


Bee: What's it like?

Smokescreen: Beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur


Miko: What is good friday about?

June: It's the day Jesus died for your SYMPHONYBAR

Miko: Wow thanks I love chocolate ^^

June: I meant sins, but what is funny is that I write Symphonybar in my grocery list the whole time.


Ratchet: So why aren't you on shift today?

Arcee: Let's just say there's definitely a learning curve with a sex swing.


Knockout: I don't intetionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.


Miko: In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know; they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!


Jack: I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.

Miko: Poor Dave

Jack: Save the date


Knockout: Well what the fuck do you want?

Starscream: Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged

Starscream: But I guess hugs would be nice


Smokescreen: I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night


Wheeljack: I just need spam ok

Bulkhead: Wat

Wheeljack: *Space

Bulkhead: You weirdo

Wheeljack: Lol