"So what did he want?" Pit asked as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.
"I don't know, but it must be good if he insisted on all of us going." Little Mac commented while eating, what else, a Big Mac he brought from the McDonald's nearby.
"Why can't he just go shopping himself? He's a giant floating glove with magical powers, he can act godlike if he wanted to." Chrom pointed out as he was eating one of his patented chrome enhancing fish sticks.
"Look, I don't know, that hand is an enigma." Dr. Mario sighed as he was holding onto a map. "I wish he would have been more specific on which store to go to."
It was then that Master Hand suddenly popped up in front of the group, having snapped his fingers as he hovered before them.
"Look, I told you morons to just look at the map." Master Hand pointed out as he moved his fingertips. "And where is that damn Meloetta?"
"She's OVA DERE!" Luigi shouted as he pointed at Meloetta flying around a playground, with some of the kids having fun with her.
Master Hand curled himself into a ball as he sighed in disappointment. "I should have expected this..."
"Well why didn't you just go yourself so we don't have to do this stupid task for you to waste space on this site?" Dark Pit huffed as he folded his arms.
"Yeah, I wanna drink my capri sun!" Lucas chimed in agreement while pumping his arms.
Master Hand was going to respond, but he was knocked out by Meloetta colliding into him. Everyone looked at each other awkwardly as Meloetta simply giggled, dusting herself off.
"What can I say... that beast ball that looks like a baseball is really contained power!" Meloetta chimed as she held her paddle shaped hands together. "Now, what were we doing again?"
Everyone fell on their backs and groaned, you know in that typical anime comedy style. You know the one.