Hello everyone, I hope you like this chapter. Sorry to those who thought there will be a lemon between Naruto and Akeno trying to find someone who is good at making lemons scenes.
Chapter 69
TIME SKIP
It was an event that occurred soon after the riot in the underworld ended, and the Uroboros dragon Ophis began living in the Hyoudou household.
She doesn't possess any everyday goods and that's why, starting from clothes, she doesn't possess any luxury items.
Gathering the members living in the Hyoudou house in the night, they ask Ophis questions.
The contents of the questions are, "Since you're living here, is there anything you want?" and "How did you live your life till now?", are some questions which we ask Ophis.
First is the former. The representative Rias asks.
"Ophis, do you have anything you want right now?", Rias asks the girl. While staying expressionless, she tilted her head and let out one sentence.
"Great Red's head", Ophis says replying in an entirely different direction!
"Since we're not the Khaos Brigade, please don't delve your neck into such a dangerous thing?", Rias said
while sighing.
While smiling a little, Akeno asks the latter question-
"How did you live your life till now? Ophis... In what way did you live till now?", Akeno asks and Ophis then wordlessly shook her neck to the left and right.
"I just sat on a seat in a room. I said my wishes. I gave snakes. Just that", Ophis said those you simple words which start to piss Naruto off.
"One more thing. -Vali, became my partner in talking. Sometimes the conversations switch to dad", Ophis said pointing at the one who's letting her sit on his lap.
"Um, there's something that really bothers me. More than that, if we don't hear about that firstly, the everyday items that we buy will change", Rias says suddenly.
After clearing her throat, Irina who has everyone's gazes gathered on her asks Ophis.
"Is Ophis a girl, right?", Irina said and Ophis glares at Irina while she puffs her cheeks out and crosses her arms.
"Stupid...", Ophis says making Irina look down sadly while Naruto just pats Ophis while sweatdroping.
"No just complicated", Naruto says to her.
"Then, which underwear are you wearing right now? Isn't it faster to decide what to buy that way?", Xenovia asks.
"I don't have underwear", Ophis says that while she starts to roll up the skirt.
"Stop! Stop!", Naruto yells holding the girls arms down with a red face.
"... Are you thinking of some perverted things?", Ravel says making Naruto glare at Issei.
"Is that so? Eyeing even the Dragon God in a sexual way isn't good, Issei! Naruto will kill you if he finds you trying to do something sexual Ophis", Koneko mutters it staring at Issei and Ravel gives a warning!
"Sorry! My sorrowful nature unknowingly turned into regret! Girls not wearing panties are attractive!", Issei says and receives a hammer to the nuts again making him fall to the knees.
"Why always there?", Issei says in a high voice and proceeds to fall and hit the ground in complete and utter pain.
Rias says it shrugging her shoulders.
"Let's do the shopping as that of a girl as well, huh", Rias says which they all nod.
TIME SKIP MEXT DAY AT NOON AT A DEPARTMENT STORE.
The place where they went taking along Ophis was-a department store that they visited a lot. The ceiling was an open atrium. The oblong building's inside was fused with department stores and a shopping mall, and as a complex business establishment diverse genres of all types of shops were lined up. Kunou is looking around never before seeing what a department store is which makes Naruto chuckle at this.
Ophis was curious, while expressionless she kept turning her gaze here and there in the department store. They come to this department store while coming from school, and also on holidays.
After shopping they enjoy waiting at the food court and stuffing there cheeks with takoyaki etc.
"Let's start with choosing a bed", Akeno said and stood up first then starts walking briskly towards the furniture store.
Naruto pulled Ophis' hand, and followed her. They roam around ordinarily in the furniture room looking for a bed and bedding. They had Ophis lie down, and had her confirm the size of the bed and comfort. Well since her thoughts are all "It's not bad", it became Akeno's judgement on what to get.
"... The amount of money for today's shopping is already decided by Grafia-sama. If we use too much then it seems we'll be scolded later", Akeno says with a little laughter remembering how Sirzechs scolded them for using to much money.
It was the moment when they were trying to set on towards the next shop.
"A limited time sale! You can put as much as you want in your bag! No matter how much you put in, 1 bag is 5000 Yen! 5000 Yen! It's limited to one bag per person so please be careful! If your bag gets torn out then it will become invalid s",
It was the voice of a shop employee giving a precaution from a loudspeaker. Looking at it, in the clothes store's time sale corner there was a crowd of people, and with a thirst for blood girls with a sharp glint in their eye were stuffing clothes in their bag
making Naruto sweatdrop.
"Hey! I grabbed that cloth first!", a girl says grabbing on a shirt while another grabs on it.
"No! It was me who grabbed it first!", The other says. Those voice's filled with fighting spirit came even till here. A terrific tug of war of clothes is being created at every place of the sale corner.
"That's what I grabbed first! I won't hand it over! Since I lived for this day, I definitely won't lose!", someone says and Naruto turns white.
A voice that Naruto recognize's reaches his ears.
"It's Rossweisse. She's holding a huge pile under her arms...", Naruto says blinking in surprise.
"... Today's the best day!", Rossweisse says holding a jersey.
"Seriously!? Just with a single jersey for sale!?
Just how cheap is this happiness?!", Naruto thinks looking at this in surprise.
"Grafia-sama praised Rossweisse as a wonderful woman who can have self control", Akeno says to Naruto.
"Since she's still looking for clothes, and calling out to her isn't good too, let's go ahead", Naruto said which Akeno nods agreeing and they start walking again.
"The Ma'am over there! We're going to cut a hard pumpkin easily now with these special make kitchen knives so please have a look!", The old ladies were clustered at one corner of the floor. Taking the better of Naruto's curiosity, he takes a small peek, it seems like it's a sales stage show.
Wearing aprons, a handsome looking man was wavering the kitchen knife in a skillful way and-!
Looking at that apron wearing man, Naruto was shocked.
"Here, those two sisters over there! Woah, it was a mother and daughter huh! Well, that's young! I completely thought it was an elder sister and a little sister!", Azazel says pointing to the three.
"No way, Azazel! You're always saying that to me!",
It was Azazel-sensei saying sweet words to a middle aged ladyyyyyyyyy!
Sensei skillfully cut the hard looking melon with the kitchen knife in the middle.
"How is it, ladies! This is it, the trump card, treasured sword, Blazer Shining Aura Darkness Blade-kitchen knife type!", Azazel says traveling the dumbass name he just made up.
However, somewhere from the blade Naruto felt a golden aura...
"That knife, is a scared gear which Azazel made after researching and getting results, an artificial sacred gear. He's using it to cut melons?!", Naruto says with a twitching eye. They both freeze seeing Barakiel walk into the room holding more lemons.
"Dad?", Akeno says surprised seeing her dad wearing an apron.
Sensei who is showing the cut melon to the ladies, chops off a paper or wood made chopping board and finally even slices off metal easily.
"Please have a look at this sharpness! It cuts even wood or metallic things! Not to mention, even when being handled so crudely, it doesn't have a single chip! The Ma'am over there! This kitchen knife is great! It even easily cuts off the evil spirit or your unfaithful husband's partner! From the solution of household problems to exorcism, you can do everything with this one thing!", Azazel says which they buy it.
"The funds of Grigori they used without permission, there trying to recover them by doing that... However to sell artificial sacred gears to normal humans is going a bit far. Well, since it's Azazel, he probably made it so that it doesn't affect humans much...", Akeno said and takes out her cellphone, and started conversing with someone.
The call ends, and Akeno smiles to Naruto.
"I told the other side to inform Governor General Shemhaza. As expected of the new system Grigori, they responded as soon as I told them. They'll probably seize urgently", Akeno says surprising Naruto.
"Now then, if you buy these kitchen knives today then as a bonus this comes with it! What a thing! Disaster of Burning over freeze pot! No matter how much you boil, it won't get burned, the best and hardest hot pot-", Azazel says which Naruto and Akeno leave that place leaving sensei who was swinging his speech. Well, if he looks at them who have brought along Ophis for shopping, he may come to them while saying something. After that, they haven't seen sensei or Barakiel inside the department, perhaps they were caught by the people of Grigori...
After buying all the everyday dry goods at the dry goods store, Naruto, Akeno, and Ophis, while leaving the store they happened to meet Kiba, Gasper, and Hendricksen.
"Akeno, Naruto. Are you shopping while bringing Ophis along?", Kiba says to them.
"Yeah, Kiba, you three are also shopping?", Naruto says to them. Kiba shows the inside of the bag. -inside the bag were food products.
"Yes, I thought of having food with Gasper in the afternoon as well as Hendricksen", Kiba says and they notice a lot of women eyeing Hendricksen while blushing making the man sign rubbing his head.
"I shouldn't have come", Hendricksen said, he's currently wearing a black t-shirt and black jeans, he's also wearing a silver cross around his neck.
"What did you buy, Gasper?", Naruto said pointing to the bag gasper was clutching and asked that.
"P-Parts of a computer", Gasper says which Naruto nods smiling understanding what he does.
And thus, they part ways with Kiba and his company, and continue walking towards the next store.
It was in the middle of that. While we were happening to pass by the musical instrument store, a familiar-looking tall male and-Ravel and Koneko are seen by Naruto. It seems they also identified them and come calling to them.
"Akeno and... Naruto, huh", the one who said that was none other then Riser.
Riser Phenex who was alongside Ravel and Koneko in the musical instrument store!
While making a bad embarrassed expression, Riser stroked his cheek.
"Ah, a bit of uncouth work", Riser said.
"I heard you cried like a little girl when you met Tannin...", Naruto said making Riser look down sadly.
"Since he's worried about me, he came to play alongside",
Ravel said who was laughing in small voice. Besides here, Koneko murmured "I am an escort.".
Really that Riser, since he was worried about his little sister, he came here. And, since he was in the human world, he decided to visit a department store? He's unexpectedly acting as an elder brother... Koneko is escorting them, huh. Somehow or another Koneko and Ravel have become close. It seems they became closer after the event of Naruto and Issei's lives or death situation being unknown that occurred some days back. Both of them supported each other in the feelings of loss of having lost them.
Somehow, it's become an apologetic feeling but, is it alright that the two have become close?
"It doesn't...look like a date, you guys...And, who is that little lady over there?", Riser said with his gaze on Ophis who's holding Naruto's hand.
"How should I deceive him. If it's a devil of Risers level then, he can sense the presence or atmosphere or aura and understand that Ophis isn't a human. It's a new family member of Akenk! I can't introduce like that. Damn it, he may go looking for prof to see if Barakiel slept with other women, hell he can just ask him, he's in the food section", Naruto thinks.
At that time Koneko murmured this.
"... It's Akeno's and Naruto's child", Koneko says shocking the two while Ophis just smiles.
After a pause, Riser twitches his face, and started wailing.
"... His the hell can you have a child already?! If this happened to you guys then Issei and Rias must have...!", Riser yells with flames rising from his entire body! Since there are a lot of normal people, they can't have a super dimensional battle here!
More like, no matter how you think about it, it's got to be a lie! As if children can be born that fast!
"Brother, Koneko was joking! Geez! There's no way that a child can be born between Naruto and Akeno so quickly as well as Rias and Issei. Please hang on! More like, it's embarrassing so don't say such weird things in front of peopleeeeee! From your words, you're becoming the opposite from the engagement partyyy!", Ravel said whose face is red is trying to control her elder brother who is angry with tears flowing out but Riser was only boiling with fighting spirit towards Naruto for some odd reason.
"Fufufu, hey, Naruto! Let's run away!", Pulling his hand, Akeno was looking ready to run away! Naruto and Ophis as well were lured in and they escaped from that place!
"Bastaaaaaard! Next time, have a duel with me!", Riser yells.
Riser is roaring that in front of the shop making everyone look at him like he's completely insane.
They were having a light meal at the food court. Ophis was having doughnuts full of zest. Naruto understood it after observing however, she eats everything but, within that she loves having sweets.
"I, like doughnuts, cookies", Ophis says which Naruto pats her on the head smiling.
The idea of a Dragon God getting fat doesn't seem likely so she must be eating sweet things as much as she likes. More like, do Dragon Gods even have an empty stomach? The riddles never end.
Now then, shopping is nearly done. Left is...only Ophis' underwear!
They visited the girl's underwear corner.
Only a boyfriend accompanying his girlfriend, or a husband accompanying the wife, or a father accompanying can enter.
"I am... a boyfriend accompanying my girlfriend?", Naruto thinks blushing.
"So handsome, I wish I was her", a girl says blushing looking at Naruto gaming his attention.
"They look good together, that little girl looks like there daughter but that can't he", another says.
The female customers were looking at Naruto blushing.
"Ophis which one do you want?", Akeno says pointing at underwear.
"I, don't know", Ophis said starting at them.
"Then, a colored one is good. Which one is your favorite color?", Naruto says to her.
"...Black", Ophis says.
"That's right, that color will suit you. How is this?... The size may be a bit too big", Akeno said.
"Should I make them bigger? My, breasts are smooth and flat", Ophis says.
"You may be able to change your breasts into whatever you like however, for your height, the size right now is natural", Akeno says while holding underwear in their hands, Akeno and Ophis, they started looking.
"Look at it, Asia! At this bold underwear!", Xenovia says.
"Hauuu!...There's a hole on it, Xenovia!", Asia says.
"Yeah, the butt is completely visible. It's already not doing the job of an underwear. Don't you think this one is for dates? Hey, Irina", Xenovia says.
"D-Don't ask me! I am a Christian! I have decided on pure white underwears! Anyways I was talked to by Michael-sama, he said he tweaked the system so the perverted thoughts won't make me fall, otherwise I would have called already from what Naruto and Akeno did", Irina says.
"Eh...however, I feel like recently Irina bought a pink colored underwear with bear print on it...", Asia says which Irina blushes.
"Asia-saaaaaan! Why do you know that!? Nooo! You saw me! ", Irina says blushing.
"The Lord won't be angry with bears, Irina. Even I recently tried a transparent type", Xenovia said.
"Really, Xenovia! It's surely defiance like a lesser devil!", Irina said.
"Fufufu, since I am a devil as well. Asia, I am one step forward than you. And also, I will win in this battle of making children with Issei by buying these panties with a hole showing the whole butt", Xenovia said making Naruto sweatdrop at that.
"Hauuu! N-No way! If I have to get more and more closer with Issei, I have to wear t-this underwear...! No, because I will wear this, I can get closer to Rias! I-I'll buy it as well!", Asia says blushing.
"Eeeeeeeeee! Xenovia and...Asia as well will buy those panties!? More like, it's once again becoming like that! Aaaaaah, Oh Lord, and Michael-sama, what should I do! By buying these panties with a hole showing the whole butt, will my faith increase!", Irina says and freezes which the three girls turn seeing Naruto.
"Sup...", Naruto said and with those words Irina's eyes widen in realization and ducks down while making a "kyaaaa!" sound.
"...What are you all doing...?", Naruto said too the three females.
"Perfect timing, Naruto. Who's the one between us 3 on whom this underwear with a hole on it will suit? Your opinion shall become the greatest reply!", Xenovia says which Naruto starts to think.
"Hmmmmmm. Xenovia, you seem like that kind of person who'll wear it and it will suit you because of how you act", Naruto said to her suddenly.
"I knew it! You have views on women clothes, your like someone we can get advice from", Xenovia says making Naruto sweat drop while other customers are sending strange glances at this odd scene.
"Irina? You shouldn't be ashamed of bear underwear, honestly its cute", Naruto says with a smile. The moment when he said that. Irina's face becomes pure red, and she twisted her body.
"... T-Thank you Naruto...", Irina says
while holding her face, it felt like she was frantically fighting something... I-If she opens her wings here, it will probably become very terrible...
"I'll buy it! I'll buy this!", Irina took the bear underwear in front of them and ran towards the counter fast!
"Wait, Irina! I will buy it for you!", Xenovia and Asia chased after her.
Now then, after returning worried on how Akeno and Ophis' shopping was going-
Akeno was in the corridor and looking around turning her head this way and that in the shop. From the troubled expression on her face, it seemed like something had happened. More like, Ophis...isn't around?
Rushing over to Akeno, she said that with an open mouth first.
"Ophis went somewhere!", Akeno said which Naruto turns white as snow.
It seems like the dragon God became a lost kid.
It was a 10 second gap in which Akeno was having the shop employee check the stockpile. In that little gap where she had her eyes away, for Ophis to have disappeared. Damn she's fast!
"What have I done...",
Akeno said with an apologetic look on her face.
They called out to the church trio, Rias, Issei, and Sona, and Saji and the rest and asked them to help us find Ophis.
Making the place in front of the underwear corner as the gathering spot, everyone ran around in the department.
"...W-Well, since it's a Dragon God, it's not like she'll get some trouble but someone may get in trouble because of her...", Naruto says sweating.
"It's a large shop so it's not certain that Ophis will stay at one place, and there's a limit to how much we can search on via. Let's have our familiars help as well", Akeno says making sure the guests didn't notice, started having her familiars search thoroughly as well. At that moment-. The indoor broadcast started ringing throughout the entire department store.
"Lost Child Notice", someone said.
"Black haired, beautiful, big boobed mom. A spikey blond gentle, fun, handsome, dad. A crimson haired aunt with big boobs, a lecherous face perverted uncle, A sister with normal sized boobs with long gold hair. An idiotic looking sister who looks like she has brute strength. A sister who is a self proclaimed angel that's very stupid. Brother and sister looking like birds and a girl looking like a cat. An uncle that looks emo (guess who it is and you get a imaginary cookie) A sister looking like she has low happiness and is poor who is silver haired. A sister looking like a fox. And also a handsome guy and a cross dressing boy and a glasses girl...? Is there a combination of such people? Or are there such looking people nearby? A girl is waiting at the lost child center...Wait, head! S-Sorry! B-But, this girl said that if I said that they would immediately understa...ah, my deepest apologies! Please forget this!", the person said ending it.
Somehow, a really rude and awful announcement was heard!
Who is that! Wait, us!? The customers inside the shop look at us and say "Aren't they them?" "You're right." And started noticing!
More like, that Ophis, isn't it definite that she's at the lost child center!
Did she explain as mother, father!? Or is that while explaining, the employee took it as that?!
"L-Leaving this aside, let's hurry to Ophis!", Naruto said. Both get caught in public gaze, both blush.
In the middle of heading there, they get inquisitive glances and words of other customers, and keep heading on!
"Well, a couple around high school student? Black hair! It's about them!", someone says.
"It's indeed an idiotic looking lady who looks like she has brute strength!", another said.
"A self proclaimed angel (lol)", someone said.
"A aunt with crimson hair and big boobs...wait, thats the idiotic uncle, that makes sense", Someone says looking at Issei who looks down sadly.
"It really is a handsome dad", a girl says blushing while looking at Naruto.
"He may look Emo, but he's hot", a women says.
They increased there pace for the time being with there faces red!
"Sorry for looking idiotic", Xenovia said.
"I am an angel! It's true!", Irina says.
Xenovia and Irina also looked like they couldn't agree.
The Raizer brother sister and Koneko who are not moving alongside them right now, would they also be recognized right now and be embarrassed?
Kiba and Gasper, Shinra-senpai, and Rosweisse as well may have noticed the announcement!
Naruto! What's the meaning that you having sex with my daughter and giving birth without telling me! I'll kill you!", Barakiel yells which Kiba and Issei hold him back.
"You can't be that dense!", Naruto yells at Akeno's dad while Akeno signs blushing.
3 MINUTES LATER
"Ufufu, my position as the mom. It's not bad. Next time, adultery play with Ophis and Naruto may be interesting",
Akeno said while looking like she liked the explanation in the announcement! Adultery play including Ophis is strongly catching Naruto's interest! More like, that Ophis, she explained there appearance directly to the employer. Or, must have said the special features they told there friends like that itself.
When they finally arrive, this happened.
"You're late. I got tired of waiting", Ophis says welcoming them. Naruto goes on one knee and flicks Ophis in the forehead making her hold her head which has a red mark on it while she looks at Naruto with wide eyes.
"Ophis. Use names and not what they look like", Naruto said which the girl looks down sadly but Naruto pats her on the head.
"But you did a good job in finding someone", Naruto said which her face brightens.
Seems like she was taken along with a kid eating candy, and was unsteadily separated from the underwear corner.
Naruto was particularly not even angry with Ophis, rather, he was of buying candy for her and treated her like a princess much to Akeno happiness seeing Naruto act like a father.
"How is it, Ophis. Is the candy tasty?", Akeno says to her which she nods.
"It's fluffy and sweet. Tasty", Ophis says to her liking the candy.
"I see. However, don't separate on your own from us, okay?", Naruto said ruffling her hair.
"Got it", Ophis said giving a thumbs up.
"That's right, the mom has to be gentle with her children. Ophis, do you want more of the candy", Akeno says looking at Ophis.
"I want more", Ophis says which Naruto shakes his head.
"Nope, I'm not letting you spoil your dinner, you'll have more later, to much candy is bad for you", Naruto said which Ophis finishes the candy and pouts.
In the middle, they met with Koneko, Ravel, Riser, Rosweisse and had a late lunch. Since there were a lot of adults, they split the seats and sat. It seemed that Kiba, Gasper and Shinra had went back already. They progressed in their own pace so it's interesting. Guessing from Kiba's appearance and Shinra, it's impossible to happen suddenly. Riser is nudging at his chicken nuggets with a happy look. That caught Naruto's interest which he smiles.
"Riser likes there good, huh! I can't imagine it!", Naruto says and as soon as he says that, Risers face reddens!
"What did you say, Naruto! These are tasty whatever thry are! Your an idiot!", Riser says.
"Those are called chicken nuggets! Your eating animals which are just like Phoenix's!", Naruto says which Riser drops the nuggets and stares at them in horror. He holds his mouth and stands up running to the nearest bathroom much to Ravel's shock and Naruto just laughs at it.
On the side of them, Ophis and Koneko were eating silently while taking the dishes. On the other seats, the Sitri family was eating enjoyably but only Saji's tension was low from the beginning to the end.
"Let's go to the 100 yen store in the last! Since good things happened today, I want to exert and spend around 500 Yen worth of articles!",
Rosweisse said proudly showing the war spoils with her eyes shining. In the words of Ophis, a sister looking like she has low happiness and is poor... It's matching her.
TIME SKIP AT NIGHT
Naruto walks outside the house feeling an unknown presence nearby and a random girl he never saw before flys with fallen angel wings confusing Naruto which a light spear thats pink appears in her arms. She looks like Tohka Yatogami from "date a live" I'm using the character from that show as a new character. She doesn't have the powers in that show.
"Are you Naruto?!", the girl yells at Naruto confusing him.
"Uh yeah?", Naruto says confused and she glares at Naruto pointing her light spear at Naruto.
"My name is Tohka Yatogami, your the one that killed my older sister! Raynare Yatogami, I'm here to avenge her by killing you!", Tohka yells making Naruto's eyes widen remembering who Raynare was.
"She had a younger sister?!", Naruto thinks shocked as Tohka charges full speed at Naruto.
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