The NEW Mario Party

by WrongThingWrongTime

It all started with an innocent lunch. Now the gang is forced to battle each other to the death! For four unlikely heroes, victory is within grasp. But a new evil has rised and it will take every single contestant to defeat this mysterious villain. So many questions and no answers. Will these four heroes have what it takes to win? Rated T for language and sexual references.

2. A Delayed Adventure

Disclaimer: I do not own Mario or Nintendo. (If I did, I would be playing on twenty Switches at once.

Marios House

Mario sat there lying on his couch flipping through channels on his tiny old times tv when he stopped at a channel that caught his eye. It was about a news report about all the toads in Mushroom kingdom disappearing.

"Well it was about time Toads left! Dam! Toads are either nimrods, or absolute assholes!" Mario said aloud to no one in particular. Mario went back to listening to the tv.

"These Toad dissapearences could be the work of none other than Bowser himself. We were lucky to catch an interview with him though." Said a brunette Yellow Shy Girl.

Shy Girl: What are your thoughts on the Toads dissapearing?

Bowser: Oh, uh well uh, I think it has to do with the overall opinion of what people think of the Toads.

Shy Girl: Are you implying that you dislike the Toads?

Bowser: No, no I am not at all. I'm just saying that some people don't appreciate the toads. In fact you could even say that the princess herself hates the Toads.

Shy Girl: Do you believe the princess had something to do with the Toads disappearance?

Bowser: Hell yeah. I mean, she doesn't appreciate the toads help, she never wants their help, and she HATES Toadsworth.

Shy Girl: Do you think that someone would kidnap the Toads?

Bowser: Well I wouldn't call it kid napping, I would call it capturing with a reason.

Shy Girl: Do you know anyone that would want to kidnap or harm the toads?

Bowser: Look, I know everyone thinks I'm kidnapping the Toads but i swear I didn't. I mean think about it! If I kidnapped the Toads, what would I do with them if I killed them then there would be a bunch of Mushrooms that Mario could use. It would be bad for business. I do believe the Wario brothers are behind this. A few days ago I heard them talking about ransom money with the princess.

Shy Girl: Thank you Bowser, that's all the time we have.

Mario sighed. He couldn't believe Bowser was siding with the princess. Mario started to get angry.

"Son of a"-DA DA DA DA DE! BOM BOM BOM BOM-click. Mario picked up his phone and was surprised to hear his younger brother on the line.

"Mario! Get your dirty ass over here quick! Princess Peach and I are waiting for you! Not to mention Toad came along and he is driving me insane!"

"No! Luigi don't take Toad! He's in danger-click. Mario was furious. Luigi had cut him off without hearing his warning. Mario grabbed two Mushrooms, a 1-Up, and a Star Power Up. He had to Get to Luigi before Toad was kidnapped!