Hello everyone, I hope you like this chapter and thank you Blazedragon94 for the hilarious idea guy gave me involving a new title for Naruto. Still planning on updating Saturday hopefully.

Chapter 77

FEW WEEKS LATER

"So explain to me why the hell your in jail?", Vali said standing next to Bikou while Azazel is doing the paper work.

"Well, Koneko is here and you could of heard the cops caking me the "Lolicon Freak". Put the pieces together", Naruto said angrily.

"Well you did have sex with Kunou and her mother at the same time, that could be considered rape on Kunou's part since she used to look like a little girl-", Bikou was cut off by Naruto.

"Don't even start that shit smart ass!, Naruto yells gripping the bars and instantly calms down taking a deep breath.

"Well, it all started when I was taking a walk with Koneko", Naruto said.

FLASH BACK

"It's a beautiful day huh", Naruto said walking down a street next to Koneko both wearing there normal clothes.

"Yeah...", Koneko said and looks away with a light blush at the two being alone with each other.

"Huh? You seem to have a fever?", Naruto said noticing the blush and touches her forehead which she gives a cute glare at Naruto.

"Ahhhhh, your so cute I cant help but hug you!", Naruto said as he hugs Koneko who blushes more at this. Koneko looks up into Naruto's eyes as he blinks in surprise and smiles. Both start to lean in when they suddenly stop hearing a whistle? Before the two could look to see what's happening an officer grabs Naruto's hand putting handcuffs on him while another takes Koneko's hand.

"Having a relationship with a girl who's still in middle school while your clearly over 18, your under arrest you suck freak!", the officer said as Naruti turns white.

"B-B-But where in the same school, where high schoolers and go to Kuoh Academy!", Naruto thought as he's dragged away.

"Yeah, Yeah, yeah, and I'm George Washington", the officer said as Naruto begins shedding anime tears knowing if word gets out of what happened, things are gonna get weird.

FLASH BACK END

"You've got to be kidding me...", Vali said next to Bikou as Naruto was taken out of the cell by an officer after confirming his story.

"So basically, you got arrested when you kissed a girl much younger then you were... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Your now the "Lolicon Dragon!", As Bikou laughed Naruto tackled him and began to choke Bikou with the handcuffs.

"Back up! We need back up!", an officer yells which more officers arrive as they try to get Naruto off of Bikou.

"Sorry I'm late, so did they bail him out-what the hell?", Azazel said stoping seeing Naruto trying to murder Bikou.

"Bikou called him the "Lolicon Dragon Emperor" you can see the results", Vali said as he watches Naruto now being restrained by the cops.

"Sigh... I'll call the Gremory", Azazle said taking his phone out.

"Ahahahah...", Bikou laughed getting up covered in scratches.

"Lolicon dragon emperor" fits him perfe-", Bikou is stoped as Naruto throws a cop into him.

"We need more back up!", the officer yells as the other people in the cells are cheering seeing Naruto kick the officers asses as Naruto uses one of there taser's on a cop.

"Lolicon Dragon... Eheheheheh", Azazle said which a cop slams into him.

NEXT DAY

Naruto is sleeping in his bed sound asleep while hes nit alone in it. Koneko is also in it wearing a lovely pajama with cat marks on it. Ophis is also is it and she's also wearing black pajama, but...the reason why she came here to sleep is because she is copying the other girls. Ever since Ophis started living here, she follows behind Naruto and everyone or next to Naruto, and copies everything they do.

She is like a toddler with no knowledge. She is strong, pure, and easy to deceive. If she gets deceived and used by the terrorists, it won't be weird for Naruto to kick the living shit out of all of them.

That's why I think the reason she is sleeping on his bed is because the other girls sleep in his bed. Well, it's also because she is attached to Naruto.

KNOCK KNOCK. Then someone knocks on the door.

"Good morning, Naruto-sama, Koneko, Ophis-Sama.–Are all of you awake?", Ravel said as Naruto's eyes flutter awake.

"Yeah, come in", Naruto said yawning.

"...A-Amazing things are happening. Last night, everyone didn't show any sign of doing this... I also wanted to join Issei-", Ravel said as she stops and seems like she is regretting it a bit as well as being shocked. The thing is, Ophis likes the bed with Naruto and will only expect another one at a time when she joins Naruto. Saying "I only want one mommy and daddy"!

"By the way Narutl-sama. Didn't you remember that it's about time everyone makes a pact with the magicians, and that the time when the Vampires will show up?", Ravel said as Naruto immediately awakes.

"It's about time we discuss the pact with magicians. Also we will be getting a visit from a Vampire, is what Rias said", Naruto says which he starts thinking. The main concern is the visit from the Vampires!... Is it the House of Vladi that Gasper belongs to? Also seems Dracula payed that place a little visit, the entire house was destroyed and they had to rebuild, they have forgotten how pissed Dracula can get.

"Ravel, Rias said you will support of Issei in regard to the magicians to you. Manager, I will be relying on you. Is what she said", Naruto says as Ravel nods her head while puffing her chest forward at what Rias said.

"Leave it to me! This Ravel Phoenix, the manager of the Red Dragon Emperor! I will definitely choose a magician who is fitting for Issei-Sama!"", Ravel declares as she leaves and when Naruto was about to go back to sleep, someone shocking enters?!

A black haired beauty wearing a kimono as well having a big stomach.

"Ciao I invited myself in –nyan", Kuroka said entering as Naruto instantly awakened seeing the pregnant Kuroka.

"K-Kuroka!? W-Why are you here so soon?!", Naruto said shocked as Kuroka smiles walking towards Naruto's side of the bed.

"Ah, hello. I also came as well", someone said.

The one who appears behind Kuroka is the magician wearing a pointy hat, —Le Fay.

"Vali and others aren't here. They said they don't want to be anywhere near Kuroka during her mood swings", Le Fay said.

"...B-Big Sister. Why are you here?", Koneko said wakeing up as if she responded to Kuroka's voice, and she then crawls out from the bed while wiping her eyes.

"Even if you ask me why, I came here because you said you wanted me to teach you "jutsu". I wish you would be more grateful to me –nya. Ah, also the room which isn't being used, I went ahead and took possession of it. So let's get along~ also I'm here since I'm almost due to have a baby-Nya ", Kuroka said smiling as she runs her stomach.

Le Fay puts her hands up timidly.

"A-Also, it seems like Issei is going to negotiate with the magicians, so I was wondering if you could ask him that I can also stay here as an adviser~... Am I troubling you?", Le Fay said as Naruto sits on the side of bed.

"Trouble or not, You do know that this place is basically your enemy's base?", Naruto asks as Kuroka glares at Naruto shutting him up but he had to ask anther thing.

"You put the marking for the magic-circle in this house when you came here last time!?", Naruto said as she smiles nodding.

"Bingo Thanks to that I was able to come here right away -nya. So it means I can use the big bath tub of this house anytime", Kuroka says as she walks to Naruto as she hands him a letter?

"U-Umm, thats a letter from the former Governor Azazel", Le Fay says.

Then checked inside by cutting open the letter.

[Kuroka and Le Fay from Vali-team will be showing up at your place sometimes, so look after them~ Well, they probably won't do anything bad, so get along with them. From Azazel who all of you look up to as well as future grand father of Naruto's child]

"Geez! He acted on his own again!" Naruto said with a sigh and throws the letter on the floor.

"We will only come here occasionally, so you don't have to worry about us. I will train Shirone very well Also", Kuroka said as she puts Naruto's head on her stomach surprising him as he feels a kick making his eyes widen in complete shock.

"Menma, that's his name...", Kuroka said as Naruto right hand shakily touches her stomach which Kuroka instantly jolts at that as her eyes widen in shock. Naruto then closes his eyes hearing the little heart beat from Kuroka.

"I know you enjoying this and all as well as its the morning but Naruto...,. My water broke...", Kuroka said as water start hitting the ground as Naruto's eyes widen in complete shock.

"WHAT?! YOUR HAVING THE BABY NOW!?", Naruto screams as everyone heard it in the house!

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