Disclaimer: I not own Mario. That all goes to Shigeru Miyamoto
Note: Sorry for not posting in awhile! The stress of Highschool and College really can be frustrating! I read my story again so far and I felt like I did pretty bad. I don't know how many people actually get this far in my story to care put please like and review! Also, the ACTUAL Mario Party for Nintendo Switch just came out! For that, I am going to Post TWO chapters today! I have Chapter 7 completely finished and I am working on 8 but mark my words, this is going to be good. One more thing, WARNING this story contains foul language and violence. Not for younger viewers. Now that I think about it, I haven't actually maid any dirty jokes in this yet. Hmmmm... )
Tropical Uncharted Island in the Middle of Nowhere
Diddy didn't feel at home. All of a sudden, Mario and his team had been teleported along with the God and the Witch (or Magikoopa or whatever) on an island in the middle of nowhere. Wario kept on slipping in the sand and cursing under his breath.
"What the fuck are you are you trying to do?!" Wario said as he slipped and fell on his butt again. The God smiled. A smile of pity as if they were his mice to experiment on. Mario scowled.
"The fuck do you care Wario?" Mario said not noticing his overalls sagging. Diddy tryed his best to hold in a laugh. Wario gave a mighty heave and managed to sit his 200 pound body upright. Mario laughed at this but then immediately fell on the ground again. Luigi walked over to him and offered him his hand. Mario ignored the gesture and got up on his own. Luigi looking hurt turned to the God.
"Well we tied you faggot! What's the twist this time?!" The god frowned. Oh yes! I almost forgot! He snapped his fingers and a blue and white ping pong table apeared. On it was a bottle of booze. The God snapped his fingers again and a wheel apeared with all their names on it. Toad, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Wario, Daisy Waluigi, And Diddy. Khoner the God smiled.
"Its simple! I will spin this Wheel and whoever it lands on will get to choose one person from the other team to be eliminated. Basically you die." Everyone gasped in horror. From now on, if you were eliminated you would die? Khoner looked at their shocked faces.
"Oh, almost forgot! If you die you you just feel a lot of pain for 24 hours floating in a dark pool. Afterwords, you appear in the bleachers! Of course you will get a tattoo that marks my symbol on your arm but, eh, it's cool." Khoner shrugged and started sipping wine. Toad looked at the Ping Pong table.
"what's that for?" Khoner looked have paying attention.
"hmm? Oh that? That was an accident." He snapped his fingers again and the table disappeared.
"Now! Who wants to spin?" Peach slowly stepped forward.
"I will" she said not that sure. She took a deep breath and gave the wheel a good spin. It seemed to go in circles for ever but as the anticipation grew, the wheel slowed down. It finally landed on Waluigi.
"What? No fair! Why do I have to pick who has to die?" He looked scared and frantic as he kicked his foot.
Khoner laughed spilling booze everywhere.
"Aw come on! If you can bang both Rosalina and Peach at the same time then surly you can kill one of the annoying little twerps!" Waluigi sighed.
"I pick Diddy." Everyone was shocked. Khoner put on a good poker face.
"And why is that? Well because Wario is my brother, Luigi is Marios Brother who is on my team, and Toad is useless so I want to get rid of the most quick witted and agile person." Khoner grinned. Good, because Diddy AND you are going to die. Didn't you notice the ping pong table? There was a bottle of booze on it. I was originally going to just let you guys play musical poison but when I realized how much drama I could do with this, I changed my mind. Goodbye Diddy and Waluigi. And with that, Waluigi and Diddy plummeted into darkness.