I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." - Ferris Buller and I guess John Lennon?
A/N: -wapish- Top of the morning to ya ladies, my name is GhostFang GF and welcome back, TO MONSTER OF THE FORCE! *he says this in an Irish ascent that could be considered raciest*
Ahsoka: *takes headache medicine* Really? A Jacksepticeye reference? I know he's your favorite Youtuber but come on.
A/N: First, don't flame on Jacksepticeye, he is AWESOME. *Ahsoka rolls her eyes, she's more into PewDiePie* And second, are you ok?
Ahsoka: No. Not really. *picks up a small glass cup with the leftover eggnog from the Christmas party in it* I think I still have a hangover from the Christmas party… or I'm still wasted. And I don't know why, the party was two days ago, or by the time this chapter is posted it will be at least two or three weeks ago.
A/N: Well maybe, *takes the cup away from her before it can touch her lips* it's because you keep drinking the leftover eggnog from the party that's drowning in vodka.
Ahsoka: Yeah, that'll do it. Oh man, mistakes were made that day. Legendary mistakes were made.
A/N: Yeah, but it wasn't all that bad. You and Astrid didn't get into a fight. And we learned some new things about our friends that we didn't already know. Like Tracer is a lesbian. Did not know that until she told us that she had invited her girlfriend to come with her.
Ahsoka: Yeah. Alright, are we done with opening credits? I got a headache and I want to go laydown.
A/N: Sure go ahead. Alright everyone let's start the story. Oh, by the way. *looks around to make sure Ahsoka is gone* I didn't tell Ahsoka that Tracer and her girlfriend, Emily, had sex in Ahsoka's bed at the Christmas party. Shhh, don't tell Ahsoka. Are you going to keep it a secret? Review if you're going to keep it a secret. I think I can trust you. Can I? I think I can.
"Ahsoka. What happened to you?" Barriss silently asked her sleeping companion.
She was the only other person in the medical room with Ahsoka. The medical droid had left a few minutes ago. She was watching over her while Masters Luminara and Skywalker interrogate that B1 battle droid. She was wondering how that was going. She decided to meditate, so she sat down on the floor and closed her eyes.
*Meanwhile in the detention center*
Dent was pretty on edge. He sat uncomfortably in his seat. He was looking at the two Jedi and the clone captain with fear running through his wires. The human Jedi had a glare on his face that could make a rancor cower in fear. The Mirialan Jedi had a neutral look. He couldn't see the clone's face, but he had a feeling that was a good thing. The human Jedi took a few steps forward until he was standing over the poor droid.
"So—" Anakin started, but was interrupted by the droid.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! ENOUGH OF THE THIRD DEGREE! I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK! MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT WAS BEING A GUNNER ON A FRIGATE, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP YODA FROM MAKING A TREATY WITH THE TOYDARIANS BUT WHEN THEY LAUNCHED THE ESCAPE PODS I PURPOSELY MISSED EVERY ONE AND JUST SAID IT WAS IN MY PROGRAMING TO BE A BAD SHOT! THEN, I WAS ASSIGNED TO BE ONE OF WAT TAMBOR'S PILOTS FOR HIS SHUTTLE TO LEAVE RYLOTH, BUT HIS TACTICAL DROID TOOK IT HIMSELF SAYING THAT TAMBOR WAS A FOOL! THEN I WAS SENT ON A RESCUE MISSION TO SAVE GENERAL GRIEVOUS FROM THE PLANET SALEUCAMI! THEN…" The droid kept rambling on and on about its old assignments and its three interrogators didn't know what to do. So they just stood there and listened to the terrified droid. Unknown to them, Ahsoka started to stir in her soon the end sleep.
*Back in the medical room*
Barriss' head started to tilt forward until she jolted awake. 'I must have fallen asleep. Strange, I don't usually fall asleep during meditation. It must be all this stress.' She stood up and looked around. For some reason she felt… cold. Like a darkness was in the room with them.
She heard metal clattering. She looked at Ahsoka to see if it was her moving her clawed fingers (they have yet to remove the armor). She hasn't moved. Barriss looked behind her and saw every small thing that wasn't bolted down started to float in midair, even her lightsaber unclipped from her belt and floated in front of her face until she grabbed it.
"Ok, now that's completely normal." She sarcastically said. She yelped in fear and covered her head when all the lightbulbs blew up. She slowly stood back up and looked around. The only light source now was the heart rate monitor that was hooked up to Ahsoka. "Yeeeeeeeaaah. That's a good sign." With her lightsaber held tightly in her hand, she carefully walked around the room to try and find the source of this dark side.
She walked passed the door and locked it so the intruder couldn't leave the room…or enter the room. She had to protect Ahsoka. She walked passed the small table with empty syringes. She passed by the still beeping heart monitor that was next to Ahsoka's empty bed. She had to find this possible Sith Acolyte that was on the ship. She needed to protect Ahso—
Wait a minute. She passed by the still beeping heart monitor that was next to Ahsoka's empty bed? Key word: empty.
Barriss took four steps backwards and looked at the bed. No Ahsoka. Where could she be? The heart monitor was still beeping, so she is still hooked up to it. But where the hell is she?
She turned around and saw a figure standing in front of her. She didn't even have time to scream before this, thing, grabbed her by the neck and slammed her into the wall. The creature lifted Barriss up with her back still against the wall. Barriss was running out of air. She looked at her attacker and was shocked to see it was Ahsoka that was strangling her.
Many thoughts went through her head. Like, 'Why is she doing this?!' and 'What have the Separatist done to her?', but the most important thought she had was 'I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!' (A/N: No one does) She only had two options. She could beg Ahsoka to not kill her, or she can never experience intercourse.
"A-Ahso-ka. P-p-please." She gaged out. Ahsoka seemed to be thinking about it. Then, finally, she let go of Barriss. She fell to the floor gaging and coughing. She looked up at Ahsoka who was terrifying to say the least. The helmet, the chest armor, the boots, the claws, she looked like she was made for war. Barriss slowly stood up and looked at her. "Ahsoka?"
"Where is my lord?" her voice was cold, harsh, distorted, but it was still Ahsoka's voice.
"Where is… Who?" Barriss asked. She wasn't sure if she heard right. Because that sentence made Ahsoka sound like a Sith.
"My lord." Ahsoka took a step forward. Barriss started to back away until her back was once again up against the wall. "My master." Ahsoka's face was inches from Barriss' face. "Where is Anakin Skywalker?"
"Master Skywalker?" Barriss asked. She remembered that the datapad that she was reading said she was supposed to be a Jedi hunter. 'Could Master Skywalker be her first target?' She thought.
'How ignorant is she?' Ahsoka thought to herself. "He is my lord. Where is he?" Ahsoka clarified.
"Oh. He's… He's in the detention center. Interrogating a battle droid." Barriss said.
"A battle droid?" Ahsoka questioned.
"Y-yes. A B1 battle droid with a dent in its head."
'A dent in its…? Dent. Dent!' Ahsoka thought, then she said, "Dent."
"What?" Barriss asked.
"The droid's name. His name is Dent." Ahsoka said. "He's my friend."
That really surprised Barriss. The look on her face when Ahsoka said that was comical, but Ahsoka wasn't laughing, in fact she was… WALKING TO THE DOOR! THE DOOR THAT LED INTO A HALLWAY FULL OF CLONE TROOPERS! SOME OF WHICH DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS ON THEIR SIDE! FOR ALL THE CLONES COULD KNOW SHE WAS A SITH ACOLYTE!
Ahsoka ripped off the heart rate monitor and unlocked the door. Barriss had to stop her, she had no idea what danger she was walking into.
"Ahsoka! Wait!" Barriss grabbed Ahsoka's arm and Ahsoka grabbed Barriss' wrist, then she started to squeeze her wrist really hard. Barriss dropped to her knees in pain. It felt like her wrist was about to brake. 'Ahsoka was never THIS strong!' When she finally let go, Barriss cradled her injured wrist before she felt a sharp pain from a boot strike her in the jaw. She wasn't knocked unconscious, but she did hit the wall on the other end of the room. She could taste a bit of her blood swimming in her mouth with something hard as well. She spat out whatever was in her mouth and not only did her crimson red blood hit the floor, but also a tooth. 'Well, guess I can schedule a dentist appointment after all.' She looked back up and saw that the door was open, and Ahsoka wasn't there. "Uh oh."
*Meanwhile in the halls*
CT-5385, also known as Tup, walked down the hall with the other eleven clone that he was with. They were all in single file order, two lines, six clones in each, same old same old. At first, he was excited to be in the 501st, who wouldn't? But after two months of being nothing but a security guard on the Resolute, he was starting to regret his decision to request to be here.
He couldn't fight any droids, he couldn't blow up any tanks, and no one told him anything. Like, for example, why was General Skywalker and General Unduli interrogating a battle droid? His thoughts were interrupted when the clone behind him shouted, "What the hell is that thing?!"
All the other clones looked in the direction that the one who shouted was pointing his DC-15S blaster. There, they saw something that can be only described as monster. It was a Togruta girl wearing a suit of armor made for war. Her hands were covered in a black, leather glove gauntlet, with long, sharp, metal claws on each of the fingertips. There were tan metal shoulder pads, a silver metal rib like chest plate, a tan metal helmet with a T shaped visor like a Mandalorian helmet, all the other clothes were made of ether black or grey skin tight leather, multiple belts, and black armored boots, and a black skirt that reached from her waist to her ankles. (A/N: I'm getting tired of using the same description for the Sith Stalker Armor.) So much for the same old same old.
They all took a defensive stance and aimed their DC-15S blasters at her. "HALT!" Tup shouted.
"Stand. Aside." She said. Her voice was metallic and raspy.
One of the troopers fired his blaster and hit her in the side of her stomach. She only took one step backwards before looking at her wound and continued walking toward them. Someone else fired his blaster and it hit her in the chest. It looked like she didn't even notice it. Two more troopers fired and she didn't stop walking. Now all the troopers started shooting her and she kept walking. Her hand shot up and all the clones went flying ten feet back.
Tup only lost consciousness for a good three to seven seconds. When he opened his eyes again he saw a black boot and the bottom of a long skirt five feet away from his face. He slowly looked up and saw who he believes is a Sith acolyte. He slowly reaches for the closest blaster, but before he can even touch it the intruder stomped on it and it smashed into pieces. 'Yup, I'm dead.' He thought to himself.
"I don't have time for this." She said.
She walked away down the hall and to the elevator. She walked into it and pushed a button. The doors closed and she was gone.
"G-got ta… warn the Generals." Tup said. He looked at his communicator and saw it was destroyed. "Ugh. I'll have to use someone else's." Luckily for him, there were eleven unconscious clone troopers to choose from.
*Meanwhile back with Dent*
"THEN AFTER I LOST MY POSITION IN THE CITADEL CONTROL ROOM, I GOT TRANSFERRED TO THE LAB YOU FOUND ME IN AND NOW HERE WE ARE! Please, please I told you all you wanted to know so PLEASE DON'T MELT ME DOWN!" Dent got done explaining himself and just wanted it to stop. But, really, Anakin didn't even asked him a single question. In fact Anakin, Luminara and Rex were just dumbfounded and utterly confused as to what they had just heard. This droid had just given them his entire life story out of fear. Anakin was a little more confused than anyone in the room, all he said was 'So' and the droid told them enough information that they could wright an autobiography.
"I think I'm starting to like this clanker." Rex said in amusement.
Anakin got to eye level with the droid. "Ok. Um, 591? That's your operating number, right?" He asked.
"Yes. But my first—and only— friend named me Dent. So please call me Dent." The dro— Dent said.
"Ok, but I'm not interested in your friend. I want to know what you were doing in that lab. What were you doing to Ahsoka Tano? Dent." Anakin asked.
"I thought you didn't want to know about my friend." Dent replied.
"I don't! I just want to know what you were doing to Ahsoka Tano." Anakin said angrily.
"Yeah, I know. Ahsoka is my friend." Now that stunned everyone in the room. "I know what your all thinking. 'Why would Ahsoka be friends with a battle droid?' Well, I have a different programing than other battle droids, and I was the only one to comfort her during her time in that place. She was the one to name me Dent. I know more about the suit she's wearing than anyone else on this ship… also I know a bit about her cybernetics."
"Wait, cybernetics?" Luminara asked.
"Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh. Her left eye had to be replaced, as well as her right hand just below her elbow. She didn't need them, but her left arm has cybernetic implants. With her left arm she can rip a droid's internal wiring out." Dent said.
Anakin was about to say more when Rex's com link went off. "Captain Rex!" a distressed clone trooper said.
"What is it trooper? I'm kind of busy here." Rex answered.
"Sir, there is an intruder on board of the ship. I think she's a Sith acolyte." The trooper said.
"If that's the case then shoot to kill." Anakin barked into his com.
The clone responded, "Yes si—"
"Delay that order!" At the sound of Barriss' voice, everyone was confused. "Masters, it's not an intruder it's Ahsoka. She's just trying to get to the detention center and free 'Dent'." After she said that, the doors to the elevator blew open and out came the armored Ahsoka. All the clones except for Rex aimed their weapons at her.
"Stand down! Now!" Rex shouted. All the troops hesitated, but complied. Ahsoka walked over to Dent's cell as the two Jedi and clone exited it, Dent left the cell as well but stayed behind Luminara. Ahsoka stepped in front of Anakin and just stared at him. Everyone didn't know what she would do. Would she attack them? Would she say a snippish comment to Anakin? However, they didn't expect for her to drop to her knees and kneel in front of Skywalker.
"My lord." She said. That surprised them more than…um…ok let's be honest, they haven't exactly had a normal day, now have they?
Everyone that wasn't Ahsoka all looked at Dent. The droid was staring at his feet when he got the feeling that they were looking at him. He looked up and saw all the eyes on him.
"What?" He asked. This day just got longer.
A/N: Ok, longest chapter so far, and that's going to have to be a wrap. Ahsoka is still asleep so sorry if you were expecting some funny author's notes. Also I have some ideas on other stories I'm thinking of making. Review your feedback on if I should go through with them.
How to train your dragon and Overwatch crossover
How to train your dragon and Shadow of Mordor crossover
Star wars the Clone Wars and Gravity Falls crossover
Supernatural and Overwatch crossover (but you already knew that)
Ghost Rider and Overwatch crossover
A/N: Please tell me what you think of those story ideas. Ok, bye.