Both GhostFang GF & Ahsoka: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
A/N: It's Halloween and we are getting ready for a costume party here at my place. We both have on our costumes, all the decorations for the party are set up, and everyone we want to be there has been invited. And after the party, Ahsoka and I are going to stay up all night and watch all of the Halloween movies, then all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, then all of the Chucky movies, then all the Friday the 13th movies, then to finish it off we'll watch Freddy VS Jason. And we could have posted this on Beggars Night, but we decided to post it on good old fashioned Halloween.
Ahsoka: And if you're wondering what our costumes are, I'm going as Supergirl. The costume is from the TV show Supergirl, its on Netflix.
A/N: And I'm going as… DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Got the costume from these YouTube guys called batinthesun.
Ahsoka: Ow! Did you have to yell that right next to my head?
A/N: We're going to be doing a lot of screaming and yelling tonight till the party starts.
Ahsoka: Yeah we decided to do something different. Instead of an actual chapter, we will be playing... fucking Five Nights at Freddy's!
A/N: In VR!
Ahsoka: Now, we're going to take turns, we'll both be able to hear what happens in the game, but only one of us will see what happens at a time.
A/N: And if you guys like this then we'll make a thing out of it. Think of it like a YouTube channel on Fanfiction.
Ahsoka: Ok, I'm first. *She puts on the VR headset with the built in head set and started up the game. The phone started ringing which startled her.* Yikes. Ok, the volume is at the max.
Phone Guy: Hello, hello?
Ahsoka: Hi.
Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.
Ahsoka: Oh, really?
Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know.
Ahsoka: Sure.
Phone Guy: Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Ahsoka: Wait, did he say death?
Phone Guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
Ahsoka: OF COURSE!
Phone Guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Ahsoka: Wait a minute isn't the frontal lobe apart of the brain?
Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.
Ahsoka: That doesn't sound good.
Phone Guy: Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Ahsoka: *Has a look of complete horror on her face*
Phone Guy: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
Ahsoka:…WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS FOR ONLY 120 FUCKING DOLLARS!? Ok, calm down, nothing to worry about. It's already 3 AM. I'm almost there. And I only have— WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DO I ONLY HAVE 27% OF FUCKING POWER LEFT?! *She checked the cameras and Bonnie was gone. He wasn't anywhere on the cameras so she checked the lights. Bonnie was there on her left. She got scared.* FUCKING CHRIST! GET AWAY FROM ME! *She quickly closed the door and checked the power to see— OH COME THE FUCK ON! HOW DOES SHE ONLY HAVE 12% POWER LEFT?! THAT'S JUST UNFAIR! The time said 5 AM. Then something grabbed both sides of her stomach and she freaked out.* OH MY GOD! *She got so scared that she fell out of the chair. Turns out that it was just GhostFang that had scared her, and she did NOT find it as funny as he did.* That. Was not. FUNNY!
A/N: I'm sorry… But it was the perfect opportunity. I'm actually surprised you didn't piss your pants.
Ahsoka: I almost did!
A/N: Oh man. With you screaming this much the neighbors might think you're getting murdered.
Ahsoka: I am not playing that fucking nightmare again! You play it!
A/N: Ok. *He was about to put on the headset when the doorbell rang.* Aw fuck.
Ahsoka: You can have your turn some other time. But hey, at least you can make out with Mia tonight.
A/N: Actually Mia and I broke up.
Ahsoka: What?! I thought you to were perfect for each other.
A/N: Sorry, I don't know what to tell you. She just broke up with me.
Ahsoka: Awww…
A/N: Any ways, see you guys.
Ahsoka: Yeah, see ya…
