What's the do, motherfuckers?

It's me.

Now, I may have uploaded the story just, like, hours ago but to me, it's pretty much yesterday. Since I wrote it in midnight, my brain may function incorrectly so I may have typed something wrong. I may not continue this story...

But, I digress.

I will continue!

This quick update is a gift from me. Happy fucking new year, everyone! Get the fuck out of here 2018, and welcome! 2019!

Before we begin with the story, let's reply to some of the reviews!

Toshiro Ricky:

I thought it was Haruno. LoL
the expected robber is not so unexpected what you think is.

A: Well, I did said that the childhood friend is not a girl. Also, the reason why Haruno was one of the characters listed is because she'll appear in the story and has a role of her own.

KingNex C. Cabaelez:

What...
In the world
Is this
HAHAHAHHA

A: Glad that you found it, uhh...funny.

Thedarktheme:

so can hachiman become a saiyan "ask with little cute dog with puppy eyes"

A: Ugh! T-Those eyes! Errr...ummm! S-Sorry, but can't do it! He's a simple human and a normal teenager that likes to be alone, and hates youth! Making him a Saiyan will change that! I'm not a big fan of too much of OoC, so...simimasen, Thedarktheme-chan!

Alright!

Now, that's down...

On with the fuckin' story!

Chapter 2: Childhood Friend and His Luck

"Osu! Name's Son Goku!" The now named Goku introduced himself with a big grin.

"That name sounds...familiar right, Onii-chan?" Komachi asked, a sense of familiarity washed over her.

"I...don't know..." Hachiman responded.

"Well, again not like I remembered much either!" Goku said before taking a pouch from his back and dig his hands into it. "But maybe this can make you remember!" He took out a photo and handed it at Komachi.

"A photo?" Komachi said as she looks at it and it shocked her as soon as her eyes landed on the photo. "W-Wait! Y-Y-You're...!" She stammered, pointing weakly at the palm-haired boy with eyes widened in realization before looking back at her brother. "Onii-chan! It's him!"

The face on her brother says it all; 'W-What? What is? What do you mean "it's him"!?'

"Here! Look!" She handed him the photo. "Back when we used to play in Oji-chan and Obaa-san's house! We met him! The monkey-tailed boy!"

Hachiman blinked as he sees a tiny bit of a memory, showing him, Komachi and a monkey-tailed boy playing together. He looks at the picture of him, Komachi and the same boy in the middle, smiling childishly together. What's more confusing was the fact that he hasn't changed much aside from his build. He was still the same height as he is and still looked younger as he was in the picture. That confuses him.

"You...hadn't changed much." Hachiman finally said, he remembered it bit by bit. "Right...Goku?"

"Yup, Ha-chan!" Goku called the nickname he gave to Hachiman, causing the latter to blush in embarrassment. "It's been err..." Goku started counting on his fingers. "9 years!" He said, showing nine fingers.

"Wai~! Go-kun sure did not grew much!" Komachi said as she hug the tiny but build body of Goku. "Speaking of growing, where's your tail?"

"Oh!" Goku said as the tail unwrapped around his waist. "Here it is!"

The tail wailed around. It looked more different than a monkey's tail. The length was more longer, the width stays the same to the end of the tail, it was darker brown than the usual monkeys and it was more of like cat's tail since the it was almost as fluffy as cat's. Komachi was joking when she asked Goku that since kids' imaginations usually go crazy since, well, kids. Same goes to Hachiman. He thought Goku's tail wasn't real, and he even thought Goku was an imaginary friend!

And now they saw the tail...

"That's real, right?" Hachiman asked and Goku just nodded.

Komachi went it and grab the tail. She felt the texture of the fur. Goku wails around his tail, but the strength of the tail seems to be surprising Komachi. She looked at Hachiman with a blank face.

"It's real." She said in monotonous tone.

"Uh...Komachi, you alright?" Hachiman asked, concern for his sister's sudden change in behavior.

"I...don't know what is real anymore..." She replied.

"O-Okay...?" Hachiman said, unsure of what to reply to his sister. "Anyways, Goku. What're you doing here? And why did you ate everything in the fridge?" He asked, a bit annoyed since his Max Coffee was finished before he can drink it.

"Sorry 'bout that! I'm just hungry!" Goku replied. "I was here because my piya...fiyaaa? What was it? Piyan-se or somethin' brought me here! And then she told me that you two were here so I wanted to visit!" He said before a confusion was evident on his face. "On the way here, some Onee-sans wanted me to go to somewhere else with them but I rejected them since I wanted to meet you two."

Hachiman and Komachi immediately sweat-dropped at that. "Stay away from those people, Goku."

"M'kay!" Goku nodded while smiling.

"But how did you get inside the house?" Komachi asked, snapping from her earlier monotone-mode.

"Hm? The door was unlocked." Goku replied with a tilt of his head.

"Ugh, Komachi." Hachiman called. "You forgot to locked the door, didn't you?"

"Ehehe...s-sorry, Onii-chan." Komachi nervously chuckled before deciding to change the subject. "Uh...so about this "piyan-se"...is it what I think it is?"

Ding Dong!

The bell rang.

Goku grinned. "That must be her!"

"Who?" Hachiman asked.

"The piyan-se or somethin'!" Goku replied.

Hachiman raises his eyebrow. While seeing Goku's brightness and optimism, he wasn't sickened or something like a certain Prince of Sobu. His smiles and expression aren't fake, it was genuine. It was how Goku is even back then. Now that Hachiman remembered it, Goku was used to be bullied because of his weird hair and his tail, but Goku stood up for himself. It somehow surprised Hachiman that Goku didn't became someone like him, a cynical loner with bad outlook towards youth. Seems like Goku has more will power than he is.

Hachiman sighed and walk over to the front door. He turned the door knob and opened the door, only to see a beautiful girl a year older than him standing at the doorstep. He blinked in disbelieve. This girl had a long blue-hair like the ones from animes tied in pony-tail, she had two bright and gentle red eyes, her body proportion is...bam and she wore some kind of army commander outfit for a female.

"Is Son Goku here?" She asked, her voice left trails of elegance.

"Uh...yes?" Hachiman replied. "And you are...?"

"Karuizawa Karen, nice to meet you Hikigaya Hachiman." She introduced herself.

"Nice to meet you too." Hachiman replied.

She smiled. "He may or may not told you this...but I'm his fiancée."

Yup, that happened, as the title suggested.

Remember, this is AU so not everything is fucking same.

I was probably drunk when I thought of this story. Everclear got me pretty damn good. But, while I was drunk, I somehow thought;

"What if Hachiman met Son Goku?"

Goku is a genuine guy. He is very bad at lying. I think they can be great friends if they met when they were little. As a bonus, I made Komachi also befriend with Goku when they were kids and add bits of Goku's background with him being shunned from the kids around him. But he's a strong guy. He won't be down from that!

So, being alone does not affect Goku as much as Hachiman and this is the clear difference between them.

During the 9 years they never met, Goku gone out to the world and met several people. And yes, he's still a Saiyan so that means he's strong as hell. Which is why he is engaged with someone like Karen (She's an OC by the way).

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Thanks for reading this shit!