Hey guys I'm back for another chapter! I love you guys for your support but I need reviews to know that people actually like my story. Chapter six is already written, but I won't publish it until I get a few more reviews. You have been warned.

Also, thank you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to Princess of Pink for being my first reviewer

And thanks just as much to SarahF for being my fifth reviewer. This is a big deal for me. At the time of this writing I currently have seven reviews, again this is my first fan fiction so getting any amount of reviews is amazing to me.

Now, without any further notices, without further ado (I know I'm being dramatic, but being dramatic is soooooooooooo fun! _) I give you... Chapter five of Hermione and Fred's stupidity. ;)

Hermione POV

"Guys?" I call quietly as I enter the kitchen. "I can't go to the ministry."

"What? Why not?" Asks Harry.

"I can't take the Polyjuice Potion. Back in second year, Madam Pomfrey told me that the hair wasn't a cat's hair at all, I was just severely allergic to something in the potion. If I take it again, my health could be in serious trouble." I tell them quietly. It was as good an excuse as any, why not use it?

"Really?" Questions Ron. "Why didn't you tell us back in second year when we first took the Polyjuice Potion?"

"I knew you guys would blow things way out of proportion and I didn't want you to worry. Besides, I only too the potion once. I just couldn't take it again for fear of medical concerns." I reply.

"Well then," Harry starts, "What are you going to do?"

"I'm not sure." I say honestly. "I could just stay here, but what if there's a complication and you guys can't come back to grimuald place?"

We sit in silence for a few minutes, all trying to use our brain cells to think up a way to outmaneuver and outsmart our problem.

"I GOT IT!!!!!!!!" Cries Harry quite suddenly, causing Ronald and I to very nearly jump through the ceiling in surprise to his scream.

"HARRY YOU COMPLETE ARSE! I JUST ABOUT JUMPED CLEAN THROUGH THE CEILING YOU SCARED MR SO BAD!!!" I scream. I know I would never usually be this angry over something so stupid, but I was pregnant, my hormone were not cooperating.

"Sorry Hermione." Harry says so fast he must have broken a record.

"YOU SHOULD BE! NOW WHAT WAS SOOOO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO YELL AND SCREAM SO SUDDENLY AND ALMOST STARTLE ME TO THE MOON AND BACK!?!?!?!?!?" I yell at him, sounding more like a certain Weasley matriarch, Molly Weasley, then myself.

"Why don't Ron and I use the potion, and you can use the invisibility cloak?" His sentence didn't even sound like a sentence at that moment, his sentence sounded more like a question. I could tell he was obviously trying to watch his words, he must have been scared that I was going to go all screaming-angry-want-to-kill-you-crazy-lady again.

"That sounds like a magnificent idea Harry," I say, sounding completely pleasant as if the last five minutes had never happened and I had never lost my cool. "I don't know why I didn't think of that before. I honestly should have thought of that myself."

Harry POV

What the hell?

Ok guys, there's chapter... Five is it? Anyway, super sorry my chapters have been so short, I write these just before bed. I find it helps to get these ideas published, that way I'm not thinking about my next chapter all night and keeping myself awake all night.

Anyways, next chapter will be at the ministry of magic, hopefully it will be quite a bit longer and have a bit more detail.

Once more I want you to vote in the comments/reviews when you think the boys should find out about junior here.

A: at the ministry

B: gringotts

C: the battle of hogwarts.

(Before the ministry has been eliminated b/c that would have had to be this chapter and only one person voted so far)

I also want ideas for baby names. The person whose name I choos will get a shoutout in my next chapter. Again review or I won't post the next chapter... Trust me, I can play dirty.