I swear when I heard Witch Doctor, well the original version, I fell over laughing because it is hilarious especially the Chipmunk parts. Plus that song is catchy and gets stuck in your brain for days. I have singing oo ee ooo ah ah for hours that my mum just stared at me thinking I had gone insane. Yup, that is the song I am using here except it is the Chipmunk version that they sang on the Alvin Show.
Dick was messing around in Bruce's room when he comes across a CD. "Hmm..what's this?" he asks. He takes it to his room and plays it on his laptop. He gasps as he hears his father's voice. So daddy was once a singer? "Hey brother whatc-" Jason stops mid-sentence and listens. "Oh my, is that our dad?!"
The other two Robins run into the room and listen as well. ""So dad used to be a singer?" said Tim. "This sounds more like a demo though." Says Damian. Dick smirks. "Yeah but we can change that."
Hours later, Bruce sighs as he sits down on his chair. Juggling running a huge company like Wayne Enterprises and handling 4 mischieous little birds can be stressful at times. He then decides to surf the net to kill his boredom when he comes across a video that titled Witch Doctor.
Curious, he clicks on it. He gasps as he sees a video of his boys doing their thing and singing an old demon he recorded years ago that never got to release. The boys were standing inside a recording studio, singing the song in question. Bruce simply nods his head and hums along. Even though he never recorded that song, he is glad that the boys used it as it suits them better.
[Dick]I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that
Throughout the entire song, the boys sang in high-pitched Chipmunkish voices, much to Bruce's astonishment. "Where did they learn that technique?"
[Robins]Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
[Dick]I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said that
[Robins]Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
[Dick]You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart ([Robins]very smart)
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart([Robins]win your heart)
[Dick]My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
[Robins]Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
[Dick]You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
[Dick]My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh baby
[Robins]Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
(Repeat 3x)
Bruce immediately heads home and finds Oswald and Selina with the boys and Alfred. "Congratulations Mr Wayne. Your boys just scored themselves a number one hit!" says Oswald. The boys squealed and jumped around and hugged each other. Bruce could hardly believe his ears. His sons just got their first taste of success as a group. "Come here boys!" he says, opening his arms for them. The Robins run over to him and hug him. "I am so proud of all of you." He says. "You should have told us about that song dad." Says Jason. "Yeah because we want to sing with you daddy." Says Damian.
Bruce smiled. "I had to give up my career after a terrible breakup." The boys stare at their dad and felt bad for him. "Yeah but that should not let you give up on life dad. Just because some woman ditched you does not mean you should give up on yourself. You are better than that. Had we not met you, Lord knows where we would have been." Said Dick. Bruce smiles. "Thanks kids." Oswald and Selina smiled softly at this whilst Alfred sobs at this.
There we go their first single