Dick and his massive ego at work good God *facepalms* Yup, Papa Bats, might as well shit in his panties now. Yup, Dickiebird is the master schemer of the group and basically their rise to fame and every other thing that goes with it is all his doing basically because Dick seems to know a lot more about how the industry works than he lets on, much to Papa Bats' horrific dismay because how else did they score themselves a slew of hits and a massive fanbase? Funny, he sings in majority of their songs save for one or two occasions where the others may shine a bit but still get overshadowed by him because no way in hell is Dick gonna let the others try to upstage him though Damian could do that in the future. Song used in this chapter:

Alvin for president by the Chipmunks though we would call it Dick for President here xD. Yup, says a lot about Dickie's ego xD

The video begins with Dick standing on a desk in a classroom rallying his troops. The Batgirls and a lot of other kids who are their real life classmates and friends in school, gather round as Dick begins his campaign. The walls of the entire school are decorated with Dick Wayne for President Posters.

[Dick]And further more, my dear friends,
What this country needs is a great leader!
Me! I promise you TWO bicycles in every garage,
Four Christmases every year and...

Bruce who plays the role of a teacher in this video passes by and watches the commotion and then walks in.

[Bruce]Hey kids, what's he doing?

[Jason]He's running for President.

[Tim](Laughs) Yeah, President.

[Damian] Yay! Big D for President!

[Bruce]Really? Well isn't that ... PRESIDENT?!

[Dick]Did you call me?

[Bruce]Dick, you can't be President.

[Dick]Why?

[Bruce]Well, because you're too young, and-

Dick In addition, when I'm president...

Bruce then slams his hand onto a desk, causing the kids to panic and get into their seats. He then begins to teach the kids the words to the song which they all sing along rather reluctantly. Barbara rolls her eyes in boredom at the back whilst Dick smirks as he hatches an evil scheme to take his campaign to the next level.

[Bruce] Dick be quiet and sing our new song. Now here are the words.
It's nice,

[The Robins] It's nice,

[Bruce] It's good,

[The Robins] It's good.

[Bruce] When you live like you should,

[The Robins] When you live like you should,

[Bruce] In peaceful harmony

[The Robins] In peaceful harmony,

[Bruce] Take our,

[The Robins] Take our,

[Bruce] Advice,

[The Robins] Advice,

[Bruce] The way we live is nice,

[The Robins] The way we live is nice,

[Bruce]In peaceful harmony

Dick then gets up and sings.

[Dick] I hope you vote for me!

Bruce taps a cane on the desk.

[Bruce] Now quit that, quit it.
We're so,

[The Robins] We're so,

[Bruce]Polite,

[The Robins]Polite,

[Bruce] We hardly ever fight,

[The Robins]We hardly ever fight,

[Bruce]We live in harmony,

[The Robins]We live in harmony,

[Bruce]That's better.
Don't care if we live in a tent,

[The Robins]Don't care if we live in a tent,

[Bruce] Just as long as we pay the rent,

[The Robins]Just as long as-

[Dick]I'm your president!

Dick then gets up and sings that part at the top of his lungs. The other kids giggle at this. It is no secret that Dick is a large ham and likes to be overdramatic.

[Bruce]It's nice,

[The Robins]It's nice,

[Bruce]It's good,

[The Robins]It's good.

[Bruce]When you live like you should,

[The Robins]When you live like you should,

[Bruce]In peaceful harmony,

[Dick]In Washington, D.C!

Once again, Dick disrupts the class and this time, everyone falls over laughing. Bruce literally fumes at this.

[Bruce]Stop changing the words!

[Dick]And with me in the White House-

[Bruce] RICHARD!

[Dick]And, another thing, dear friends. Why shouldn't we have a penny ice cream cone?

[Damian]Uh, I don't know!

[Dick]Little D, you and TIm can be my campaign manager.

[Damian] Yay!

[Tim](laughs) Oh boy, your honor!

[Dick]And Jason, I believe I'll make you vice-president!

[Jason]Why not! *snickers at Bruce's predicament*

[Bruce]Mr. President, will you and your cabinet kindly sing?

The Robins exchange evil smirks and sing the song but this time change the lines to suit Dick's campaign motives or rather, his evillous prank.

[The Robins]We don't care if we live in a tent,
Just as long as Dick's President!
Dick grins widely and poofs out his chest.
[Dick]That's me!

[The Robins]He's nice, He's good, Send Dick,
Yes you should, To Washington D.C!

[Dick]And in conclusion, dear friends,

[Dick]Richard, will you...

[Dick]I am certain you will elect me the next President of the United States of America!

He smirks as he says that final line and that prompts all the kids in the end to chant We want Richard at the end several times whilst Dick fistpumps in triumph. Meanwhile, Bruce facepalms with Jim Gordon and Alfred comforting him.

[All the kids]We want Richard! We want Richard! We want RIchard! We want Richard! We want Richard!

Poor Bruce haha. Dick is gonna really make his life a living hell xD. Richard would be that naughty kid that stir up drama in class but would somehow get away with it.