It was the second day of Layla's visit for the summer, and how were the two spending it? With Ethan lying down on his bed reading some boring science textbook while Layla sat a few inches away from him, playing with a couple of dolls.
This was not the way Ethan pictured the day would go. He pictured himself back at the park, having the time of his life swinging on the swings, his butt sliding against the slides, and his arms monkeying around in the monkey bars. However, the storm last night totally ruined the park. The swings were left twisted and tangled, the slides incapable of use(unless you want your butt wet), and the harsh wind was fierce enough to topple a tree and completely crush the monkey bars. R.I.P monkey bars. Also, the storm wasn't quite done just yet. It left behind a drizzle not bad enough to inhibit travel across the island, but still keep everyone indoors.
Ethan let out a sigh and put the book down. Compared to the fun he had with the human the other day, reading didn't feel like the imagination adventure he thought it used to be.
The man-made dinosaur stared at Layla, completely oblivious to the world around her as she made an entire world with the dolls in her hands. There would an occasional "Mwah mwah mwah!" or "would you wike sugar with your tea?" and even sometimes a "That's right Barbie! Punch him in the face!"
He couldn't help but chuckle at her display of violence.
Then a thought came across his mind. If he could find enjoyment in watching a girl play with dolls then maybe he could…you know... join her?
Sure, he read somewhere that playing with dolls would be considered girly, but he quickly found that the term action figures was simply a manlier name for dolls. So, in conclusion, playing with dolls is not girly at all, his brain said.
And playing with dolls with your best friend will the most magical time of your life, his beating heart also concluded.
Ethan placed his textbook on a nearby wooden counter, and nervously tapped his claws together, asking in a hesitant tone, "Hey Layla, can I uh… join you?" He immediately shot a look towards the one-way mirror, embarrassment drawn over his face. Were they watching or not? Were they even there? Didn't matter actually. No way can they stop a strong dinosaur from playing with dolls.
Layla smiled and nodded.
So once upon a time in Narnia or something, there was a girl named Barbie, a blonde girl with brilliant sapphire eyes, walking around the streets of her city. The beautiful blue sky was clear of any cloud with flocks of birds passing the towering buildings, occasionally dropping some strange white drippings on unsuspecting victims.
SUDDENLY, freakin Godzilla tore apart the skyscrapers with his huge freakin hands, glaring at Barbie. Then he spoke in freakin Japanese(with english subtitles displayed at the bottom of course
), "YO DAWGS! I' M HERE TO EAT ALL YO PEOPLE UP IN DIS CRIB!"
Well, Barbie will not let 75% of her city be destroyed(because freakin Godzilla already destroyed like 25.99% of the city). So, she flew up to freakin Godzilla's height(because a part of her is Kryptonian or something) and said, "Get set to get rekt, M8!"
Freakin Godzilla fired an energy beam from his mouth, only to be countered by Barbie's kamehameha. The battle was as epic as the final battle between Gohan and Cell(but screw Gohan because now he's a useless pile of sh*t).
In a matter of seconds, Barbie was defeated, lying bruised and smoking on the cement.
As freakin Godzilla laughed, the english sub titles said, "LOL! LOLZ! GET FOKING 4-STOCKED M8!"
Oh yeah!? Well, Barbie still hasn't unleashed her secret weapon! Time for…. Mr. T Rex! Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dolls of war!
By playing Epona's Song on her ocarina, a giant stuffed T. Rex towered even freakin Godzilla and ate him with a single bite.
The end.
"That was fun!" Ethan said, handing Barbie and Mr. T. Rex back to Layla. Then he looked back at the textbook resting on the counter. "Actually… uh… can we play again?"
Layla smiled and nodded.
All right, end of chapter three. So, what did you think? Sorry if this chapter was a little crazy, but I promise next fluffy chap won't be as crazy as this. Till next time.