Hey! It's me! I'm back! :D Thanks to everyone who read and reviewed last chapter! I took a few of the suggestions and combined them into this one. I hope both I'm under yo bed and Billy da turtle are satisfied with this. This chapter will be split into two chapters too so you guys can actually get a chapter to read before like another two or three weeks pass.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Marvel's thingy-ma-jigs… *tries to keep tears at bay*

Anyways *sniffles* enjoy!

"Uhhhhhggg," Peter groaned in boredom as he sat slouched on his bed, picking at a stain on his shirt. After finding out that it was Nat and him who were pulling the pranks on the others, Tony had FRIDAY lock Nat and him in their rooms. And what was even worse was that he had no access to the internet. WHO DOES THAT!? So not only was he locked in his room with no internet (most importantly, the MEMES!) and not even allowed to talk to Nat. Is this what his life has become? Sitting in a room with nothing but his own voice to-

Suddenly a flash of red fell from the ceiling. Peter sprang back as Nat landed face down on his carpet with a small oof.

"I LIVE!" Nat said, immediately springing back up, "They've underestimated me! I've made it out alive from their treacherous contraption!"

"Wha-"

"Let's go! Not a moment to waste!" Nat said excitedly, quickly dragging Peter up into the vents.

"Wait, wait, wait! Where are you taking me?"

"You'll see soon enough."

"So… I'm guessing you don't you feel like this a little too easy?" Peter raised an eyebrow like how Nat always does as he heaved himself through the vents.

"Not really, Tony doesn't know that we use the vents for transportation. He thinks that it's only Clint. He just thinks that his vents are abnormally clean."

Nat rolled eyes as she remembered that time when Tony, the incredible child genius, was bragging about his "amazing ventilation system that keeps his vents from getting dusty". Honestly, Clint should get more recognition for the amount of dust he gathers every time he crawls through the vents.

"Okay then…" Peter trailed off when Nat swung down from the open vent onto a plush carpet. What is it with Avengers and their love for plush carpets? Especially the pastel pink ones? Peter has seen at least three of them by now.

"Why are we in Sam's room?" Peter asked. In reply, Nat pulled out a few bottles of leftover pink glitter from Wakanda with a dangerous smirk. Peter had a wide cheshire cat grin on his face when he realized what Nat was planning on doing. Peter practically jumped on the ceiling in excitement as he thought about all the things he could cover with the majestic pink glitter. But first of all, the two scavenged the room for Sam's precious falcon wings and after a lot of searching, finally found them in his closet.

"Thank god that Sam doesn't keep that in his underwear drawer," Nat said as Peter scrunched up his nose.

"Ew." Peter absentmindedly said as he remembered the horror that is Sam's underwear drawer. Nat had made his search through that drawer just a few minutes prior. It didn't help that the Avengers don't wash their clothes until absolutely necessary. *shudders*

After dumping a whole lot of pink glitter into the wings, Nat and Peter launched their way back into the vents and laughed all the way back to their own separate rooms.

Bored yet again, Peter wanted to know what the other Avengers were doing. So, he jumped into the vents Black Widow style and crawled through the vents until he could hear the conversation in the living room coming from presumably Bruce and Clint. The conversation wasn't any less boring than just sitting in his room while staring blankly at the ceiling thinking about the meaning of life- it was just a bunch of boring talk that he didn't care about.

"So… do you think Sam and Bucky escaped the chamber room yet?" Peter perked up at these words. Finally, something interesting for a change.

"Nah… they can't even move. Tony's got them tied together real tight with his new prototype "super rope". They aren't gonna move anytime soon." Clint replied.

"So Tony's just gonna make them sit there until they finally make up?"

"Or until Peter or Nat escape from their rooms and we have to let them go and help us coNTAIN THE SPIDERS." Peter's eyes widened as he suddenly felt his spider senses going off and Clint's gaze on him and scrambled back to his room to tell Nat about his new discoveries. When he got there though, it seemed that Nat had beaten him to it and was already casually sitting there, going through his secret stash of Avengers figurines.

"So, when were you gonna tell Cap that you have a doll of him?" Nat smirked at him, holding his Captain America figurine in her hand.

"They aren't dolls Nat! They're action figures!" Peter whined, snatching his prized action figure back from Nat. "Anyways, I gotta tell you something I-" Peter started.

"-I took the one you had of me."

"WAIT WHAT?!"

"What?" Nat had her innocent face on, playing dumb.

"What?" Peter shot back.

"What?"

"wHaT?"

"Wut?"

WwWwWuUuUuTtTtT" Peter drawled out.

"This is getting weird." Nat blinked.

"Ya think?" Peter deadpanned.

"What were we talking about again?" Nat finally said, exasperated. Peter's eyes widened.

"Oh yeah! I gotta tell you about what I've overheard-"

"So what you're saying is that Sam and Bucky are tied together… in the chamber room… by themselves… and Cap agreed to this?" Nat questioned, unbelieving.

"I didn't say that-"

"And that they're tied up back to back..."

"Didn't say that eithe-"

"And they haven't found a way to get out and kill each other yet?"

"Um… yeah pretty much."

"Really-"

"Did I stutter?!"

Nat didn't know what she did wrong. How did she get to this moment in her life? Nat questioned all her life decisions that led to this single moment. On the edge of the Avengers Tower. About to jump off. Just to cause a brief distraction so Peter could sneak out and do whatever he was doing for all of three seconds. That is if anyone cared to even pay attention to her as she basically skydived with only a grappling hook gun. Oh the things she does for that nonofficial spider Avenger.

"So…" Nat stood at the edge of the building holding her grappling hook gun, about to swan dive into the cold uncaring abyss," What if you end up getting caught before being able to do anything and I risk my life for nothing?"

"Well… uh…" Peter stuttered and Nat raised her eyebrow in question at his stuttering.

"It's too late to change your mind now!" Peter grinned apologetically and pushed an unsuspecting Natasha off the roof of the Avengers Tower.

"THIS COUNTS AS ATTEMPTED MURDE-" Nat screamed at him as she tumbled face first towards the ground. Knowing Natasha, there might have been a few Russian curses mixed in there later.

"Nananananana Batman!" Peter whispered under his breath as he crouched his way through the hallways of the Avenger's Tower after he pushed Natasha off the roof. Peter wondered how she was doing right now. Actually, he would rather not think about what would happen to him when she gets back. *shudder* Anyways, Bruce had mentioned something about Sam and Bucky being in the chamber room so he should probably get there.

Chamber room: the empty room on the top floor of the Avenger's Tower. Tony wanted a fancy-shmancy name for the room so… the rest is history I guess…

So busy singing the Batman theme song, Peter almost waddled passed the chamber room door. He stumbled backwards back to the door, almost losing his balance. Peeking through the window in the door, he saw Sam and Bucky, indeed back to back, tied up in a silver rope. Some days Peter wondered if Nat really knew everything. Peter leaned a little closer to the door… and a little closer… just a little closer…

WA BAMM!

Surprised that the door opened so easily, Peter tripped forward and fell straight onto his face.

"Oof." Peter scraped his face off the squeaky-clean floor… and realized that both Sam and Bucky were both staring at him with shock on their faces. How was he supposed to know that that door was one of Tony's new easy open doors (don't ask, that stupid product never came out all thanks to Pepper.)

"Oh hey! I didn't know you guys were in here! Uh… I was just exploring the rooms on the top floor cause y-y-you know I-I don't really know it t-that well up here?" Peter winced at the fact that he ending that sentence as a question. Natasha would be disappointed.

"Look, I don't care what you are doing here. Just get me out of here and away from him." Bucky said desperate.

"And me. Don't you, forget about me." Sam sang off key and Peter winced. He could understand why Bucky wanted out of here.

"Okay guys, I'm just gonna-"

"PETER?!"

Peter's head swiveled, "Oh crap."

Steve! Peter said a bad language word! *pouts* So sorry about the wait. In case you don't know, I don't post according to a schedule so things get a little wonky. Oh well! Don't worry, Clint's gonna be in chapter 9! :p

I just gotta tell ya something crazy! So my cousin was playing Pokemon GO and he found my science teacher's account and somehow found his YouTube channel and let me tell ya, it's so cringey. Like full body cringe worthy. Like he only uploads Pokemon GO and Pokemon card unboxing videos cringe worthy… welp.

Anyways, sorry again for the long wait! I'll try to update as often as possible! Leave a review if you want to! I read all of them and reply via PM! (unless you are a guest… in that case, never mind) :)

-Fluffkat