I'm so so sorry for the long wait! School has been a jerk to me :( Thank you for everyone who has stuck with me through this story, I really appreciate it. Anyways, enough with all the depressing stuff, onwards, my fellow associates! :D
Disclaimer Fishclaimer: I really don't own Marvel or any of it's characters… I would be making this if I did
"Uh, uh… IT ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" Peter shielded his face as if he was about to get hit with a pie.
Steve stood awkwardly from the doorway, cheeks filled with chips, making him resemble a squirrel more than a great symbol of America. Peter could hear the snickers of Sam and Bucky behind him.
"Um… I thought you were locked in your room? Where's Nat?" Steve mumbled with his mouth full, slowly moved his hand so that the bag of chips he was holding wasn't too visible. Surprisingly he didn't look very shocked. Actually, that's not very surprising since Steve has seen some questionable things while living in the Avengers Tower that he honestly couldn't explain.
"Well, I'm not in my room anymore… eh…" Peter ended lamely. "I was just trying to prank Sam and Bucky!" Peter immediately thought. Tony wouldn't mind if he took credit for this one prank right?
"Well I don't think that's working too well for you." Steve pointed behind Peter. Instead of Sam and Bucky, there was just… just… just air. Well I mean, what did he expect? It was Sam and Bucky he was talking about. They probably scrammed as soon as they heard Nat's name. To be honest, it seemed that everyone other than Peter and for some reason, Steve, are terrified of Nat. Peter was quite confident that they'll eventually show up somewhere in the tower so he wasn't too worried.
"You didn't answer my second question. Where's Nat?"
"She uh… uh- is in her room!" Peter had his adorable, innocent face on but inside he was basically on his knees praying that Steve believed him.
Sure, he was terrified about what would happen to him if Steve tattled to Tony about him… but the thought of what would happen to him if he gave away their plan and made Natasha jump off the tower for no reason made him zip his mouth shut.
"I don't know what you spider people are doing but I would like to join in on this plan-"
"WAIT WAIT! HERE ME OUT- wait what?" Peter looked at him shocked. The patriotic Captain America wants to help them pull a prank on the other Avengers?
"Don't look at me like that! It's just that it's getting a bit boring here. I never thought I would say this but, can like a giant robot try to destroy the world again? Cause that at least seems a little less boring than this. I don't know if I've told you before but the view was amazing." Steve rambled on on nervously.
"Was that the only reason?" Peter gave Steve a knowing look because he knew that the "view" he was talking about wasn't just about the scenery. He blushed and stuttered, "Okay, so there's a slight chance that I owe a tinsy-winsy favor for Nat…" Peter let out a laugh.
"I knew it! Natasha is subconsciously forcing you to join our team. You aren't the kind of person who would do this willingly!"
"Hey! I am so willing! Who do you guys think I am? An 100 year old man- oh uh… nevermind." Peter laughed even harder as Cap's words sunk in. He wheezed as he thought about the fact that he came in to get some information and ended up recruiting Captain America on their prank team. Suddenly, remembering what his plan was supposed to be, Peter looked backwards for Sam and Bucky… but they weren't there.
"Well, nice talking to you! Gotta get back to the rendezvous point before Nat gets back from falli-" Because of comedic timing purposes, Nat just happened to cartwheel from the vents exactly in the middle of Peter's sentence. Much wow.
"Peter...what are you doing…?" Nata and Steve stared at each other for a few seconds.
"I wanna join." Steve said, sure of what he was doing… at least that was what it seemed like. Nat glanced at Peter for an explanation.
"Uh… surprise?"
It was about midnight now, after being caught by the others, Nat was locked back up in her room. But vents so… here they sat, in Cap's room cause they needed a change in scenery.
"So, let me get this straight. You, Captain America, the Star-Spangled Man With The Plan, the Patriotic American Capta-"
"OKAY OKAY, WE GET IT!" Steve huffed, exasperated.
"-wants to join in on the prank war?" Steve nodded in confirmation.
"Why?"
"Does everyone think that I'm just a no fun old man?!"
"Yeah, pretty much," Peter and Nat said in sync.
"OH COME ON!"
"So, what was your plan again? Have Nat jump off the roof, you sneak in and… what? What were you supposed to do?" Steve raised his eyebrows.
"I actually dunno. We didn't really think the plan through. The author just couldn't think of anything good to write." Peter glared at the screen.
(Hey! Well... I guess it is kinda on me ( ´▽`))
"Wha..? The author? What are you talking about Peter? It's not like we're in a story or whatever." *screen shakes as Steve elbows it*
"I thought you had a good plan! Does that mean I jumped off the roof for nothing?!" Peter's eyes widened as he realized how screwed he was.
"DON'T KILL ME PLEASE! I STILL HAVE SO MUCH MORE LIFE IN ME!"
"NOT FOR MUCH LONGER!" Steve sighed as Nat chased Peter up the vents and to whoever knows where. However, just as Steve got up to get another bag of chips, he heard a crash. Turning back, he realized what made the noise… well it was kinda hard to miss it.
"Sam, Bucky… what are you guys doing here?"
"We were TRYING to find our way out of the room we were locked in but we got lost in the vents."
"And how did you end up in my room?" Just then, Nat and Peter gracefully fell from the vents and landed on all eight- I mean two scarily long spider legs that haunt my nightmares- *ahem* legs. They seemed to have already forgotten their quarrel from just a minute ago.
"We cause these two in our little web." Peter had a Cheshire Cat grin on his face.
"Just because you guys' code names are spiders doesn't mean you have to refer everything you do and have as something spidery! I mean, some of us don't like spiders…" Sam spoke up annoyed… but he had a idea in his head that he just might decide to use one day…
"At least we don't have 48 knees."
"Wait wha-"
"Well, we have these two in our grasps… what should we do?"
"Oh I thought you would never ask." Now it was Natasha with the Cheshire Cat grin.
"Hey Hucky-"
"It's Bucky."
"-how did we get back here again?" Sam asked as he and Bucky sat, yet again, together in a bundle of Peter's web fluids. Bucky didn't respond.
"Hey Pucky, you still there?"
"Well I can't exactly go anywhere can I?"
"****y, can you just get us out already?"
"Did you just bleep yourself?"
"Come on! Come on! Use that magical metal arm of yours to get us out!"
"Oh! So now I'm useful HUH?!"
Peter, Nat, and Steve lounged on the beige couch next to the bickering duo, each munching on a bag of chips.
"How long do you think it would take them to get out?" Steve asked Nat, who somehow ended up on his shoulders, on the way back to his room after putting Peter to bed.
"I dunno. Probably until Peter "accidentally" spills his dissipating web fluid on them out of guilt… or until one of the others force him to." Nat said nonchalantly as Steve laughed heartily.
"Well, goodnight Nat. See you tomorrow." Nat climbed off his shoulders and they smiled at each other.
"So you've decided to join us on the dark side? We got cookies! Store bought though. We aren't that good." Nat smirked.
"Sure, where do I sign up?" Steve had a genuine smile on face as Nat laughed.
"Goodnight to you too Soldier."
Soooo…. Romanogers anyone? :) I'm sorry, I just had to add some, if not just a little. I don't know what to do with Steve later on though since Peter and . Should he make his own team with Ducky Bucky and have a truce between the Spiders and the Soldiers. (Yes, I named the teams XD Feel free to give suggestions to give new, more original names for the them).
Now, the person you guys have probably been waiting is gonna be in the next chapter! (Whenever that comes out that is… *shame*)
Well, feel free to leave a review! I really enjoy reading them! :D
-FluffKat (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)