To start off, we would like to inform you of the pronunciation of their names.
a-ni-sa or A-ni for short (Ani) tay-e-se-a or tay for short (Tai)…. Moving on…
Blinking a few times to focus her eyes Ani groans. She looks around to see that she is lying in a crater next to Bruce. "Not the worst way I've ever woken up." She says groggily.
Bruce, stirring awake next to her, replied "We are in a crater, waking up from a huge fall. And you're telling me you've had worse mornings?"
Pausing to think for a second she says, "Yes, defiantly."
"Of course you have." He said sitting up a little more to look around. "Did we hurt anyone? Where are we?"
Ani sitting all the way up looks around, "I don't think we hurt anyone." She looks at Bruce, "Not bad Banner." She says while her eyes flicker downwards.
"Excuse me?" Bruce looked downward and discovered himself to be pant less, and shirtless. His hands shot downward to conceal himself as he attempted to angle his body away from her view. "Look away!"
She raises an eye brow but does as he asks. "It's not like I haven't seen one before. Oh and Banner, nice ass." She says smirking.
Bruce, reddening by the second, refused to look her in her direction. Suddenly, a pair of flying pants hit him in the face and he mumbled an "oof" in reply. Moving the pants aside he starred upward at an old man.
Ani turns to look at the man, "Well that was convenient. And you are?"
"Just an old guy who works here. Are you two aliens? I saw you fall from the sky. Big, green, and butt nude, holding onto her for dear life it seemed."
"He was holding me so why do you think I'm an alien? Maybe he kidnapped me." Ani said.
"Well, he was cradling you. Plus when you landed, you kinda growled in your sleep and last time I checked no human has teeth like yours. Anyways, figured those would fit him when he shrunk back down." The old guy said.
Looking at Ani, "Don't go around telling people I kidnapped you." Bruce said. He began to pull on the clothes.
"Well, technically you did pull me into you when I was trying to reach Tai."
"Technically I held onto you as we plummeted to the Earth." He finished getting dressed and turned to her. "Where is Tai anyway?"
Ani narrows her eyes and let out a loud growl.
Tai shook her head. At first all she registered was she was in a bright blurry room on something very, very soft. She sat up and shook her head again. She realized she was in a bedroom. She found a door, but when she tried to approach it an invisible barrier stopped her. "Are you kidding me!"
A smooth voice comes form behind the door, "Is the room not the way you like it? I thought you like the color green. Get dressed; there are clothes in the closet for you to put on."
Tai looked closer around the room and noticed everything was decked out in green, black, and gold. She approached the closet and reveled a long silken, backless, dress which matched the colors of the room. "Nope. Not my style." She replied and sat down on the bed and crosses her legs.
Loki walks in and snaps his fingers and she is poofed into the dress. "See I knew it would suit you."
She jumped up and starred at herself in the mirror. It wasn't just the dress he changed, her hair was done up, her lids where now shadowed with green. "No thank you. Take it back. I don't want it."
Smiling he said, "You have to look nice for you're photo shoot. We don't want Fury to think I killed you now do we? Then, he won't give me what I want."
"He won't give you what you want anyways." She said lying back on the bed and stretching out. "Nice bed though."
"I think he will, but if he doesn't then that friend of yours will. She seemed quite fond of you."
"Centuries together does that for you. It also helps you to not cave in especially when one is taken hostage. In our case, there is no need to help the other in these circumstances."
"I doubt that, she seemed quite protective of you. I think she would do whatever I say if I torture you."
Tai started laughing. "What kinda torture do you plan on trying? There is nothing you have that I haven't probably already been through." She sat up and walked to the barrier, facing him directly.
He raises an eyebrow, "If that is true they didn't do a very good job. And besides that is not possible, you are still alive."
"You think stabbing a girl would have been convincing enough. Alright, watch this honey." She raised a finger. It blackened and elongated into a claw, just as she showed him before. She raised it to her throat slowly at first, before wrenching horizontally across her throat. It began to gush blood as she fell sideways.
Before she could hit the ground Loki caught her. He picked her up and lays her on the bed. Wiping the blood for her throat to look at the wound he sees that it is gone. Glaring at her, "Well that was idiotic."
"Well I'm not the guy who's trying to look tough but catches the girl before she hits the ground." Tai said snapping her eyes open and starring into his.
"Well I'm not the prisoner who slit there own throat for fun." Loki countered.
"Well I'm not the guy still hovering over her and running his fingers over her throat in wonder." She shot back.
Quickly standing up and looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar. "Well I'm not the one covered in blood."
Tai looked down at herself and sighed. "Well are you going to be the one that fixes that or do I get to stay covered in blood?" She asked as she stands next to him.
Snapping his fingers again, the blood clears up. "Enough joking around, we have a video to make for Fury."