"well, well, well. mr. punk got caught did he?"

"shut up and get me out."

"nah, this is better. this more fun. what will your mother think?"

"what would yours think knowing you didn't get me out!"

"probably nothing asswipe, she's dead."

"well she wouldn't approve of it if she wasn't! I'm serious! get me out! I'm in here because of you!" Larry shouted slamming against the bars. he glared at his boyfriend, who chuckled, despite the fact his arm was in a new cast and there were bruises all over his neck and other arm.

"I told you to leave Travis alone. I told you, you were going to get into trouble." Sal laughed at him. Larry glared.

"Sal! come on get me out! I don't need this on my record! besides he put you in the hospital! self defense!" Larry glared. Sal sighed.

"look I can't get you out until tomorrow. they said you have to go before the judge, but you really messed up, you broke his jaw Larry." Sal said.

"are you serious!? tomorrow!?" Larry shouted. Sal laughed and shook his head.

"nah! someone lady got footage of Travis beating the crap out of me and you coming to the rescue. they're processing your paper work now, self defense." Sal smiled.

"you shit head. you had me for a second there. knew you wouldn't leave me in here." Larry said.

"oh I wanted to. I wanted you to stay in jail for the night and learn your lesson, but they're letting you out." Sal smirked. Larry scold at him.

"asshole!" Larry glared.

"I bailed you out!" Sal hissed.

"I'm still in here." Larry said, rattling the bars.

"it's going to be a little bit before they get you out. just relax." Sal chuckled.

"thats not funny!" Larry glared.

"then don't suddenly attack someone." Sal said.

"he broke your arm, I wasn't just going to sit back and watch him." Larry hissed. Sal smiled under his mask and leaned forward, resting his mask against the bars.

"they're working on it. they're going to get you out okay? my dad finally likes you again. don't think he'll mind that we're dating anymore, he actually paid half your bail. I paid the other half, I didn't want to bother your mom." Sal murmured. Larry laughed slightly and kissed the lips on his mask.

"you really bailed me out?" Larry ask. Sal nodded.

"yeah I mean, I love you, why wouldn't I?" Sal ask. Larry smiled at him.

"not many people care about me like that Sal. just my mom and my dad." Larry said.

"I would pay your bail anytime you helped me." Sal winked at him. Larry chuckled. he smiled at his boyfriend. Sal sighed. "sorry I got you arrested." Sal sighed.

"huh? you didn't get me arrested." Larry said.

"I-I called the cops. I thought he was going to kill you..." Sal sighed. Larry shook his head.

"you did what you needed to do Sal, so did I. cops did what they needed to do. it's okay." Larry murmured. Sal nods slightly. he stepped back when a cop walked over.

"looks like you're free this time Johnson. you won't be lucky next time." the officer hissed, opening the cage. Larry stepped out quickly and ran over, hugging Sal tightly. his smaller boyfriends feet left the ground as Larry hugged him tightly.

"Larry! put me down!" Sal laughs. Larry chuckles and puts him back on his feet.

"hey! what about me!?" Travis shouted as they locked his cage. "why is he free!?" Travis shouted.

"because you broke my arm and some lady recorded the whole thing asswipe." Sal smirked, under his mask. Larry chuckled and grabbed Sal's hand leading him out of the police station. they met Henry on the way out.

"heh, thanks for bailing me out, uh, Henry sir." Larry chuckled nervously. Sal snickered.

"he called you sir. I didn't know he knew how to say that!" Sal laughed. Larry glared at him, but Henry was snickering too.

"look Larry, you're a good kid. we got off on the wrong hand, but any guy who gets himself arrested because some punk broke my sons arm is more than welcome in my apartment, even if he is my son's punk boyfriend." Henry said. Sal smiled under his mask. Larry had managed to make an impression on his homophobic father, now they could actually be happy.

"uh, thanks... I think." Larry chuckled.

"you're a punk, get over it." Sal muttered.

"shut up." Larry laughed, shoving him.

"oh wouldn't you like that? no way you'll be hearing about this for years to come. we'll be sitting on the couch and randomly I'll be like 'hey remember that time you got arrested and called my dad sir?' and you're going to fucking die." Sal laughed. Henry headed for the car.

"asshole! you wouldn't!" Larry said.

"I would." Sal replied.

"then I'll be like 'oh yeah! well remember that time your face mask flew off and broke my nose? oh! good times!' and you'll fucking hate me." Larry smirked.

"you wouldn't dare bring that up!" Sal replied.

"maybe I will, maybe I won't." Larry smirked.

"you don't have to say it, I hate you know." Sal replied.

"oh it was funny." Larry chuckled.

"no it wasn't you asshole. I broke your nose." Sal muttered.

"and? I was fine." Larry replied as they got into Henry's car.

"you were only fine after your mom took you to the hospital because you passed out from blood loss!" Sal glared.

"you guys talking about when Sal broke your nose?" Henry ask.

"yup." Larry replied.

"it was an accident! at least I didn't get arrested!" Sal hissed.

"not yet." Larry replied. Sal glared at him. Henry chuckled and drove them home. as they got to the apartment they headed for Larry's room.

" called." Lisa said as they walked in.

"yeah and?" Larry ask.

"he paid your bail?" Lisa glared. Larry chuckled nervously.

"yeah Travis broke Sal's arm so I broke his face and we both got arrested." Larry replied.

"he broke Sal's arm? you okay Sal?" Lisa ask.

"I'm fine. I've had worse bullies in New Jersey. Travis isn't all that bad." Sal smiled slightly. "besides whats the point of a bully when you've got an awesome boyfriend like Larry hanging around." Sal chuckled. Larry smirked, puffing his chest.

"alright . no stereo for a week for going to jail." Lisa said.

"what so unfair!" Larry huffed. "I saved his life." Larry said.

"you got arrested doing it." Lisa said.

"next time don't get caught." Sal teased.

"he's right." Lisa replied. Sal laughed.

"come on we can still listen to Sanity's Fall on your tv." Sal said.

"do not blow your speakers again Larry!" Lisa shouted.

"yes mom!" Larry replied. Sal chuckled and cuddled to Larry's side.

"thanks." Sal muttered.

"anytime. what kind of a boyfriend would I be if I let someone beat up the cutest little guy in the world?" Larry ask with a grin.

"little. did you just say little?" Sal glared.

"yeah. you're tiny and adorable and mine." Larry said.

"fuck you." Sal muttered walking out.

"hey wait! Sally come back! love me." Larry laughs and grabs his arm. "come back." Larry murmured.

"I hate you." Sal muttered.

"I love you." Larry smiles, pulling him to his chest. he kisses him deeply.

"yeah yeah." Sal muttered, hugging him.