Holy crap!

I'm sorry it's been so long since I've updated this story guys! Blame the writers block!Anyway Rayne and Hades are back for more hilarious adventures.

Rayne's POV

"Rayne babe"

I opened my eyes at the sound of my mate's voice.

"What is it?" I asked groggily.

Hades was already dressed in his usual attire for the day.

"I gotta go up to Olympus for Zeus and Hera's anniversary party" my other half said in disgust. "Yuck"

He made a face which got me to snort and I sat myself up.

"Can you handle things down here till I get back?" the Lord of the Dead asked.

"You got it" I reassured him.

"Also make sure Pain and Panic don't do anything stupid"

"I get it mate" I replied with a growl now starting to get irritated. Hades chucked darkly before coming over to me and he kissed my forehead.

"See you later sweetheart"

He then disappeared in his usual cloud of smoke and I went into the bathroom to take a shower. A half hour later I was in my usual black dress with the red sash and red buttons on the dress straps. I wore sandals black sandals on my feet and my hair was in a braid.

"Hey Rayne" Pain greeted as I entered the throne room so I could eat breakfast. Even though he wasn't much of a romantic, Hades was thoughtful enough to fix me something to eat in the morning when he needed to go somewhere. Today it was eggs and toast along with fresh coffee.

"So lay it on me boys what's going on in the Underworld?Hades left me in charge until he gets back"

Pain and Panic then went on to tell me what I needed to hear. We had a few new arrivals needing admission along with Orientation. God I hated that!

After breakfast I followed Pain and Panic oversee the new souls arrivals before gathering the new recruits for Orientation. We didn't have many new recruits this week so there wasn't many questions from the new guys.

"Pssst!"

I turned to see Hades giving me the come here gesture and I excused myself from Orientation.

"You run things like a natural down here babe" Hades complimented me as I came up to him.

"I am going to eventually be your wife hothead so I need the experience" I replied. Hades blushed slightly and I intertwined my hand with his and led him towards the throne room.

"So let me guess things didn't go too well up at Olympus?" I asked once my mate once we got to our destination.

"Correction" the Lord of the Dead said with pride.

"Geez love you really like messing around with other people's or in this case god's lives huh?"

"I'm the Lord of the Dead babe, and if I remember correctly you called me an evil asshole once, so yes I like to cause a little mayhem" Hades answered.

"I also said your hilarious whenever you go into fiery rampage mode"

"You left out I wasn't bad looking either" Hades added.

"Don't fish for more compliments" I warned my mate with a growl.

"I'm just kidding Rayne"

Hades then conjured a suitcase and began to put things in it. It looks like my hot headed mate had another take over Olympus scheme. He then put on some Old Spite and his hair flared up a bit with then usual blue hue.

"Going on vacation your combustfullness?" Pain asked as he and Panic entered the throne room.

"No" Hades answered with glee. "I am going to Mount Olympus boys and it's not a vacation, it's an errand of mercy" Hades closed the suitcase before continuing. "You see Zeus and Hera are sadly having a little tiff, they need comfort and support, and I'm gonna be sure they don't get any!"

The Lord of the Dead then flared up excitedly.

"Basically he's going to screw around with Zeus and Hera's minds guys" I explained to the imps.

"Correction babe!" Hades shouted. "Their tiff will also leave Hercules vulnerable, so I'm not leaving anything to chance or worse to you"

Pain and Panic suddenly got annoyed looks and I only rolled my eyes.

"I'm bringing in an expert" Hades added.

"Huh? We're being replaced?!" Pain exclaimed.

"What about Rayne?" Panic suggested.

"Panic I love you but Hercules doesn't need to know I work for Hades yet alone him being mate bound to me"

"Oops I forgot about that" the teal colored imp replied blushing.

"That is correct! I need someone to attack Hercules from the inside" Hades went on before whistling. A second later a gold colored imp appeared next to him.

"Could you lose the whistle? It's really demeaning"

"Boys, Rayne, meet my newest evil minion Neurosis"

Pain and Panic looked to each other before looking to me and I shrugged.

Hades put his arm around Neurosis.

"I got a little job for you"

Poor Neurosis began to make excuses much to the dismay of Pain, Panic, and Hades. I placed a hand to my mouth so I could hold back my laugh.

Olympus

Hades' POV

I found my brother sitting on the steps outside of the cloud which led to his and Hera's bedroom.

"Zeus? Bro? From god house to dog house?" I greeted him.

"This isn't a good time Hades" Zeus told me firmly.

"Hey I'm sure it isn't that's why I'm here" I began. I gave his shoulder a pat real quick while he asked.

"What are you talking about?"

"Hey your my brother" I felt my flames flare up. "We're buds or enemies, it pains me to see you and Hera like this, I wanna help"

"Well maybe you can talk some sense into her, we're supposes to be at a party for Hercules and she won't come out of our room so I can tell her"

Zeus then stood up.

"Oh I should just forget the party I'm not in the mood anyway!" Zeus then threw the scroll behind him in frustration. "I would probably just ruin it for Hercules"

I watched my brother walk away so he could blow off some steam. Smirking I burned the scroll via my hair before continuing with my scheme this time with Hera.

"Hera! Knockie! Knockie!"

"Hades what are you doing here?" my sister-in-law questioned as I poked my head into the cloud.

"I'm just keeping you company my brother the brute left you" I explained as I entered the room.

"Left me? Where's he going?"

"Cloud hopping with Bacchus" I answered opening a gap in the clouds to show Zeus leaving Olympus on a cloud. "Said he couldn't stand being in the same place with you can you imagine that?"

"He said that?" Hera demanded unsure if I was lying or not.

"I'm sure he didn't mean it, you won't believe half of the terrible things he said about you"

"What terrible things?"

"Let's put some on nectar and we'll talk, got some decaff?"

Rayne' POV

Hercules invited me to the party that was being given in his honor before he would try to deal with the man eating mares of hell. Alduin made it as well. Some of the other gods were here too.

"I hope Hercules doesn't get eaten by those mares" Alduin said taking a sip of his punch.

"I hope not either, they would make a good meal though"

Both he and I chuckled at my joke. Icarus danced with his girlfriend Persephone nearby. They got together after prom and they made a cute pair. Even Cassandra was happy for Icarus. The party wore on and still no sign from Hera and Zeus.

I was getting bored so I wished Herc good luck before leaving the party. As usual I made sure no one followed me as I headed in the direction of the Underworld.

"Hey Rayne" Charon greeted me as I got into the boat.

"The imps didn't do anything stupid did they?" I asked the ferryman as he began to row across the River Styx.

"Their always doing something stupid, I think the Fates are here to see you"

I smirked at the mention of the Dread Sisters. Since my arrival here in this world the three of them always seemed to be looking out for me. Once Charon finished taking me across the river I tossed him a newspaper and he got excited. Charon always got excited reading the news.

The Fates are in the throne room my phoenix half informed me.

"The party was a bore wasn't it?" Lachesis greeted as I made my way into the room.

"It was starting to" I confirmed. "But then again you guys knew that"

"We did" the three of them answered in unison.

"So what is it I can help my favorite ladies out?"

"Nothing really child, we just wanted to say congratulations for being here a year"

"Holy crap has it really been that long?" I asked not believing it. Now that I think of it, it has been a year since I arrived here.

"And another year must pass before the Titans are released" Atropos pointed out.

"Oi don't remind me" I muttered. "I'm not looking forward for another female being here in the Underworld"

I was referring to Meg, Herc's love interest. Since the incident with Menthe I was now more possessive of Hades.

"No threat young one, Hades will not leave your side" Lachesis reassured me.

"He loves you Rayne and since you two have been together he's been in better moods" Clotho added.

"Except when he gets pissed off" Atropos finished.

"You got that right" I agreed.

Hades' POV

Zeus finally returned to Olympus and my next part of the plan went into motion.

"Zeus there you are bro, you must be tired after all that venting huh? You know I'll warm up your sheets"

I carefully warmed the sheets up with my flames.

"What is the meaning of this?" Zeus demanded.

"Hey, hey I'm just the messenger babe, Hera's orders until you apologize okay? Here's a little teddy bolt"

I offered a stuffed lightning bolt to him.

"This is outrageous! I'm the Lord of the Universe! I am not sleeping on the sofa" Zeus protested folding his arms across his chest. He then turned his back away from me. "Maybe I should apologize I was wrong"

"Lord of the Universe? Apologize? Are you kidding?" I wrapped an arm around Zeus to make it look convincing. "That's a sign of weakness"

"You're right" my brother agreed with me.

"I'll tell you what why don't you crash at my pad? Huh?" I suggested holding up the key to the Underworld. "I know it's a little gloomy down there but ya need some down time"

I put the key into his hand and Zeus looked unsure.

"Leave that sounds a bit extreme"

"Trust me I just wanna help, you know what I'll stay here and talk some sense into her"

I pushed Zeus towards his cloud.

"Well okay" Zeus said. "Thanks little brother"

I put on my best persuading smile and picked up Teddy Bolt and gave it to Zeus.

"You are being sincere aren't you?" Zeus then asked with suspicion. "This had better not be one your evil schemes"

"Ouch, it's that kind of attitude that gets you into jams like this, you really need to work on your people skills okay?"

"Oh you're right, sorry Hades"

I did a fist pump in my head. I watched as Zeus left and I then remembered I wouldn't be sleeping beside Rayne tonight

"DAMN IT!" I swore turning red and I shot my flames everywhere.

Rayne's POV

Since Zeus was sent to the spend the night down in the Underworld I slept in my old room. I had to be careful to no let Zeus see me or else I was screwed. Hercules nor his parents knew I worked for Hades and it needed to stay that way. What sucked was I didn't sleep beside my mate last night.

After breakfast I took my phoenix form and watched as Pain and Panic made their rounds correctly.

"Hello there Fireblade"

I turned my head to see Zeus coming over to where I was perched. He stroked my head and when he scratched my itchy neck feathers I emitted a happy squawk.

"It seems Hades is in a good now these days" Zeus continued while still scratching me. "I wonder why, maybe he has a new girlfriend, if you don't mind me saying a decent girl would make him less evil"

He's oblivious that our mate already has a female my dragon told me.

I silently agreed with my dragon half. Suddenly both Zeus and I heard Hercules calling out.

"Hercules?! He's never beseeched me in that sort of tone before he must be in real trouble! Where did I park that cloud?"

I flapped my wings and flew after Zeus as he looked for his missing cloud. Cerberus was the culprit and all three heads were chewing on said cloud.

Zeus scolded Cerberus which made the dog jump in surprise and the cloud popped scaring poor Cerberus to death. The three headed dog whined and ran away. Zeus then got another idea of how to help Hercules. And the next thing I knew I was flapping my wings over the man eating mares who were trying to get to Hercules.

How the hell did we get here?

Beats me I replied to my phoenix half. Below Phil threw some rocks at a mare which ended up chasing the satyr. The satyr ran for his life while beseeching the gods. To whoever was listening. Suddenly the ground glowed and a second later all of the gods including my mate were gathered around a circular table.

The mare that had been chasing Phil decided to flee.

"What the?!" Hades said in surprise. "Do you mind we're in the middle of an emergency session here?"

"We got an emergency session right here!" Phil snapped pointing to Hercules who was holding on to a side of a cliff for dear life while the man eating mares snapped at his feet. To make matters worse the cliff part where Hercules was holding onto was breaking apart. Hades suddenly got excited until Hera and Zeus showed up.

Realizing he was screwed Hades's hair went out and he face palmed. When the statue of Zeus came to stand over the herd of man eating mares they high tailed it. I flew down to Hades and landed on his shoulder.

"Hey Fireblade" Hades said to me. He stroked my head nervously while we watched as Hera and Zeus tend to Herc. After an exchange of dialogue did things turn interesting.

"It wouldn't have gotten out of hand if you didn't make me sleep on the sofa" Zeus told Hera.

"I did no such thing" Hera countered. "You left me to go cloud hopping with Bacchus"

"I did not" Zeus protested.

"But Hades said" the couple began then they stopped. I flew off of Hades' shoulder and my mate already backed away realizing he was in trouble.

"Hades what have you been up to?!" Zeus demanded at him

My mate laughed nervously.

"You know one day we'll look back on this and laugh" Hades then made another run for it. "And I'll back that one day"

My mate then tried to disappear but Zeus managed to stop him. Hades was grabbed within Zeus's stone hand.

"Let me give you a lift back home"

I did a mental sigh before flapping my way after Zeus alongside with Hera. Neurosis appeared over Hades and began his excuses again but Hades shut him up by summoning a cork and it covered the golden imp's head.

Later.

Rayne's POV

"Okay Hades what's going on?" I demanded my mate as he and I walked through a nearby garden. It was still nightfall and after Zeus dropped off my mate Hades told me he wanted to talk. He also conjured a strapless black dress that had a red sash around the waist line and underneath the breast area. I also had on upper golden arm bracelets and matching cuffs on my wrists. My hair was in a upper style similar to Meg's. Hades had my arm intertwined with his.

"Nothing much babe" Hades lied.

"Bullshit Hades" I scolded him. "I don't have to be mate bound to you to know when your lying"

"Yeah you got me there" Hades chuckled before he and I came to a stop.

I sensed his nervousness and I wondered why.

"Rayne, babe, it's been a year since you came here" Hades started. "I"

I placed a hand against his cheek and made him look at me. I gave him a reassuring smirk which calmed him down.

"You've been there for me since your arrival, you've been supportive despite my failed plans to rule the cosmos, your sense of humor and your fiery spirit make my day babe, when Menthe tried to get together with me you fought for me, I love you Rayne"

"I love you too Hothead"

Hades then gave me a genuine smile before suddenly conjuring what looked like a ring. It was a beautiful gold band with a ruby in the center surrounded by black onyx. My eyes widened realizing what the ring was for.

"Hades is that?"

Hades brought me closer to him by wrapping arm around my waist.

"Rayne will you marry me babe?"

"Hell yeah I will!" I replied immediately.

"ALRIGHT!" Hades exclaimed with glee. His flames rose thanks to his excitement and I chuckled at his reaction. Afterwards he placed the ring onto my left ring finger. Hades then wrapped his arms around my body and lifted me up. My arms encircled his neck and the two of us shared a kiss. It was a kiss filled with love we had for one another.

"Hot damn" I said after we broke apart.

"I second that babe" Hades agreed.

"So this makes me your new queen huh?" I asked with a playful smirk.

"Damn right babe, I wanted you as my queen after I kissed you for the first time"

I rolled my eyes and Hades chuckled before he gave me another breathtaking kiss.