STORMWIND HIGH SCHOOL
Chapter 2: Crazy Drama
Anduin felt very confident about his poem and he finished it just before the time was up.
"Ok the time us up, now you must present your poems to the class. This will decide your fate forever," Mr. Velen said this very loudly and seriously and Anduin's ears hurt because he had good hearing unlike Mr. Velen. He wondered why Velen even had ears because most of the time he did not use them.
"Arthas since you were acting like an idiot student earlier you have to present first," Mr. Velen said this and everyone laughed except for Arthas and even Mr. Velen laughed too even though he could not hear himself laughed so it sounded very weird so everyone was laughing at Mr. Velen instead.
"Oh bitch balls!" Arthas said in vein and he got up with his piece of lined paper. Arthas got away with saying this because Mr. Velen could not hear anything. Everyone laughed except Sylvanas because she was still angry at Arthas like a rat who got his food stolen by the garbage truck. He was sitting in the back of the class so it took him a few minutes to get to the front of the class.
"My name is Arthas Menethil and my dad is the vice principal of the school and makes a lot of money," Arthas began with this and everyone thought the poem was bad but they didn't care because poetry was gay except for Sylvanas.
Anduin wasn't really paying attention to Arthas' reciting of the poem because he was thinking about Sylvanas' large boobs earlier and he felt his e rection return and he became very worried. It grew so big it began to press against the desk and raised it so he had to try and push it against his stomach but it was stubborn like a baby that wouldn't stop crying because he was hungry. He was very glad to be in the back of the class but if anyone looked at him he would be doomed forever.
"That poem sucks you're just talking about yourself like you preps always do," Sylvanas rolled her eyes and began to roll an iguana blunt on her desk. Mr. Velen could not notice the iguanas on Sylvanas' desk because like his ears his eyesight was very bad but unfortunately that meant he had very good smelling.
"Who is smoking the iguana!" Mr. Velen said very angrily and got up from where he was sitting but he forgot to get his cane so he fell over on the ground. Sylvanas did not care and laughed like all the other students at how Velen is an idiot and forgot his cane because he also had old timers disease. Sylvanas began to smoke her blunt like an evil villain. Anduin wondered if Nathanos and Illidan also smoked iguana. He remembered his dad telling him not to smoke the iguana because it would make him stupid like a pigeon trying to eat bread off the sidewalk that the old lady throws on the ground.
"Ok I am calling the principal," Mr. Velen said as he struggled to get up and crawled over to the telephone. Anduin wondered if Sylvanas would normally be worried about getting in trouble but she was too high to care, so Anduin became very worried so he went over to Sylvanas' desk and looked like a total shit idiot because he forgot he had a very big e rection.
"Oh my god," Sylvanas said.
"Hey you should put away your iguana blunt I don't think Mr. Velen is joking about calling the principal who will probably call the police so you will probably go to jail?"
"You have a bird in your pants." Sylvanas said this like it was fact except that was not fact because it was actually Anduin's italian sausage.
"No that's his penisyou fucking bitch idiot," Arthas laughed and pointed at Anduin. He felt his penis go down in his pants like a dog being yelled at when he chewed on the furniture. Anduin felt his face turn red like a ripe tomato and ran out of the class with his hands trying to hide his penis.
When he ran out of the class he did it so fast like he drunk ten speed potions and had legs like superstar runner and basketball player Michael Worgen. He saw a big furry cow that walked on two legs and became very surprised and opened his mouth like a ghost.
"Don't look at me!" Anduin cried and turned around but the furry grabbed his shoulder fast to stop him from running away to his house to lay in the shower and cry like he did whenever his dad yelled at him.
"No it is ok. I am Baine Bloodhoof and my dad is a teacher here so I know your dad who is the principal," Baine explained this and Anduin was kind of relieved but still worried but his penis was still big but not as large as earlier because Arthas made fun of his member which made his penis and balls embarrassed and shrink like he just stepped outside in the winter.
"Oh ok I know who you are. But I still have to go because I just got made fun of for having an e rection in class. Please go in and tell them that I am not a bad person because it is okay to have weird body reactions because teenage hormones are crazy," Anduin said and he became really worried because so far Baine was really nice but he looked like a jock so what if he was friends with asshole Arthas?
It was almost like Baine could read his mind because he said this. "Don't worry I'm not friends with Arthas because he is an asshole and a dick." Baine patted Anduins back as he said this which made Anduin calm down a little bit. "Do not worry I will talk to them about how you are actually a cool guy even though you are a freshman and most freshmen are assholes even though you are not."
It was only until Baine walked into the class that Anduin remembered that Velen called the principal who will probably call the police!