Notes: Thanks to those of you supporting this story! I know it's a little bit weird and it's just getting weirder as we go.

This chapter may be a little confusing but I tried to make things as understandable as possible. Some parts switch perspectives and, well, the whole thing's kinda stupid actually. Hope you enjoy it anyway.

Also, just as a WARNING: A little bit more omorashi showed itself than I intended and I don't even know why. So if you're grossed out by that kinda thing, I'm sorry. Then again, if you've made it this far into the story and you've endured talking penises, you're probably not too squeamish about the idea of urine.

I thought I could finish this in 3 chapters, but looks like I'll have to add a 4th.

Mismatched 3: The Plan

Midoriya frowned as he began walking toward his own apartment building. 'Incidentally', his place wasn't very far away from Bakugou's. And by 'incidentally' it probably should be stated that Midoriya waited until Bakugou chose a place to live before he chose his own. He decided that living in the same building would've been too much of a coincidence, so he chose an apartment building not even a block away from the one the blond lived in.

He felt a bit silly after the whole 'meeting with Kacchan' thing. (Hallucination, huh?) he thought. (That makes a lot more sense than having actually switched body parts. It seemed so real, though. I'm just glad I didn't tell him exactly what happened. He would've just laughed at me.)

However, he couldn't help thinking that the whole thing HAD actually happened. Having Bakugou's penis swapped with his and TALKING to it, though ludicrous as it might have seemed, had been etched in his memory like any other real event in his life. And the things the chinko said made a lot of sense.

That guy's had a crush on you since you two were little. That's the whole reason he started getting so aggressive with you. He never knew how to tell you, so he tried to hide it behind false hatred, he remembered the chinko saying.

(Maybe it really was just all in my head. Maybe I was just hearing what I wanted to hear,) Midoriya thought as he unlocked his apartment door, stepped inside and removed his shoes. (Yeah, that's probably it. I've wanted Kacchan to like me for so long that I guess I made it all up to make myself feel better. But I just ended up making myself feel worse.)

He slowly made his way to his bedroom and sighed. It had been good to see Bakugou again anyway. They hadn't had very much time together after they graduated. And even though Bakugou didn't consider them friends, Midoriya still did. Their relationship had gotten much better than it was back in middle school, at least.

Bakugou had sat across from him at dinner with his usual confident and aggressive attitude. (He looks really good in street clothes,) Midoriya thought, absent-mindedly tugging at his shirt sleeve.

And his blond friend had been giving him weird looks the whole evening. Those harsh red eyes of his seemed softer from time to time. And at the end of the night just before they parted ways, the atmosphere had been so tense. It was almost as if Bakugou had wanted to give him a goodnight kiss.

The green-haired hero felt himself blush as he looked down at the crotch of his pants. "I can't believe I got half hard just thinking about that," he muttered to himself. He'd already gotten himself off earlier that afternoon, but he supposed that jerking it again couldn't hurt.

By the time Midoriya awoke the next morning, he realized that his bladder felt like it was on the verge of bursting. He lay on his bed staring longingly at the bathroom door, which suddenly seemed like it was a million miles away. Pressing his thighs tightly together, he tried to figure out how to get out of bed without jostling the contents of his bladder too much.

(My body just couldn't wake me earlier, could it?) he thought with a groan. The freckled hero tried moving closer to the edge of his bed, but as soon as he stopped concentrating on holding his pee, a little bit slipped out. He gasped and lay as still as possible.

"Deku, you're fucking kidding me, right? You're not about to fucking piss yourself, are you?" he heard Bakugou's voice say.

(Great. On top of needing to pee this badly, Kacchan's somehow here to see it,) Midoriya thought, squeezing his eyes shut and shifting his legs a bit. "Wh-what are you doing here, Kacchan?"

The voice laughed. "You're about to pee your pants and you've got time to ask how I got here? Shouldn't you take care of that first?"

Midoriya tried looking around to see where the voice was coming from, but he didn't see Bakugou anywhere in his bedroom. He'd also stopped paying attention to his bladder and more urine dribbled out, dampening his underwear. "Aa!" he squeaked, pressing his hand against his crotch to put a stop to the leak.

"You're actually about to wet yourself! This is priceless!" the muffled voice said. "I've gotta find a way to tell Katsuki-body about this."

(Wait. Muffled voice? 'Katsuki-body'?) Midoriya thought, removing his hands from his crotch and shifting his legs more. "K-Kacchinko?"

"Yeah. And you better hurry up and get to the toilet. I don't wanna be all gross and covered in Deku pee."

"Okay, okay. I will. As soon as I'm able to move," Midoriya whimpered.

All was quiet for a moment, save the sound of Midoriya squirming in bed. His current wave of desperation seemed like it would never end. He felt like he was close to tears and he wanted to squeeze himself down there to help hold everything in, but he'd be squeezing Kacchinko and he wasn't sure if it would hurt him or not.

"Hey, Deku. If you've gotta go that bad, you could just pee over the side of the bed," Kacchinko suggested, actually sounding sympathetic this time.

"You mean, like, on the floor?" the freckled hero asked. Unfortunately, just the thought of release caused him to lose control for a moment, dampening his boxers and his pajama pants a bit.

"Yeah. Why not? No one's here to see you do it," Kacchinko said.

"I can't do that. You're here. And you'll tell Kacchan," Midoriya whined, grasping his pillow and fidgeting even more.

Kacchinko groaned. "I won't tell him what happened, okay? Besides, with the way you are now, it's either piss on the floor or wet the bed. You're not gonna make it to the bathroom."

"I'll make it. I just need a minute," the green-haired man said. He wormed his way closer to the edge of the bed, but at some point he'd relaxed his muscles too much. Another little stream began drizzling from Kacchinko's tip.

"It's not stopping, Deku," the chinko warned.

Midoriya already knew that, yet he tried to squeeze his thighs tighter together anyway. It was enough to lessen the leak, but much like Kacchinko had said, it wasn't stopping this time. He fumbled as quickly as he could to pull the chinko from his pajama pants and boxers and let a full stream of urine patter to the floor. The sound caused him to blush deep red with embarrassment, but finally having relief was almost enough to make him forget about the fact that he was peeing on the floor like a preschooler.

Once it was all over both he and Kacchinko sighed.

"If you hadn't been so stubborn, your clothes wouldn't be as wet as they are right now," Kacchinko told him.

It was true. Not only were his boxers and pajama pants wet, but some had soaked through to his bedsheets. There would be a lot of cleaning and laundry to do before going to work.

"So, why are you here? Did Deku run into those guys again on his way home or something?" Bakugou asked the chinko that was now in place of his own.

"You mean the Wildcards? No, he didn't run into them. I honestly don't know why I'm here," Deku-chinko told him.

"Okay, fine. Forget about why you're here. Why didn't you tell me that Deku was going out with Uraraka?"

"Wha-what are you talking about?" the little penis stammered.

"Those two are dating and you didn't bother to tell me!"

Deku-chinko looked confused. "They're not dating. Izuku-body hasn't dated anyone. He's too busy thinking about you all the time to think of anyone else."

Bakugou felt himself blush. "Tch!" He'd intended to walk away from the little chinko, but he forgot that they were actually attached and he couldn't get away from him.

"He really likes you. And if you really like him like I think you do, you'll tell him how you feel. You should do it tonight. Invite him over after work," Deku-chinko said happily. "Hey, hey! If I'm here, that means your chinko is with him right now. I'd love to meet your chinko." He started stiffening and gasped. "Aa! S-sorry, Kacchan. I can't help it."

The blond stared down at the hardening stranger of a penis. (It's already an honest little thing. It would probably tell me anything I wanna know,) he thought. "Is Deku this excitable when he thinks about me?"

"Y-yes. I mean, he tries to keep it to a minimum during the day, but at night he's different."

Bakugou felt the chinko twitch and he wasn't sure if it was because he was getting excited or because Deku-chinko was getting excited. "What happens at night?" Bakugou breathed.

"I-I can't talk about something like that. It's private."

The blond took a seat on his bed and slowly began stroking the vein underneath Deku-chinko. "What does Deku do at night when he thinks about me?"

"Ah, Kacchan," the little penis moaned. "Please. Please touch me more."

He couldn't be sure if the chinko was answering his question or if he just wanted to be touched. Either way, he couldn't give in to temptation just yet. "Tell me about Deku at night," he said, his voice husky.

Deku-chinko trembled and a droplet of precum dripped from his tip. "He...he touches himself a lot. His nipples and...and me. And lately—Ah!"

Bakugou pulled his hand away and watched as the chinko twitched. "Tell me," he whispered.

"L-lately, he's been experimenting... With his bottom," Deku-chinko finally said.

This time it was Bakugou who reacted. His entire body tensed and he grasped Deku-chinko as an orgasm ripped through his loins. "So fucking hot, Deku," he gasped as he tried to catch his breath. Images of Midoriya playing with his own butt brought about more little shockwaves of lust even as he was recovering from ejaculation mode.

After a few minutes of wallowing in post-orgasm bliss, Bakugou took a deep breath and fingered the cock in his hand. "That was fucking amazing, Deku-chinko. I don't think I've ever nutted that fast before."

He was sure that Deku-chinko would have something to say about that, but when he looked down at the penis in his hand, it seemed to be replaced with his own again. "Oh, right. He leaves when I cum." It was for the best. It was time for him to get ready for work anyway.

"I'm telling you, I'm not a hallucination!" Kacchinko was saying to Midoriya as the freckled man was finishing scrubbing his floor.

"But Kacchan said that he wasn't affected by any quirk," Midoriya said.

"Did he actually say that? Or are you assuming that since he didn't say anything, that was what he meant?"

Midoriya thought back on their conversation from yesterday and frowned. He put fresh sheets on his bed and lay back down like he was actually going back to sleep.

"I swear you two have the worst communication skills I've ever seen. And I'm a dick," Kacchinko said.

"Well, why didn't he tell me he was affected too?" Midoriya asked.

"He's fucking stubborn! Don't you know that by now? Besides, he probably guessed that I told you some things that I wasn't supposed to tell you. Like how he follows you around or how he jerks off about you all the time," Kacchinko said like it was nothing.

Midoriya blushed and Kacchinko began stiffening. "He...?"

"Yeah. All the time. And only you. He's tried to get off to someone or something else, but it never works," Kacchinko went on. He smirked. "That really gets you hard, huh?"

"Um, I-I guess. And you have his voice, so...," Midoriya said quietly.

The chinko twitched a bit and grinned even wider. "Well, shit, Deku. You coulda just told me that you wanted me to talk dirty to you."

"N-no. I mean, just keep talking. It...it doesn't have to be dirty," the freckled hero whimpered.

"Why don't I tell you about all the things your 'Kacchan' thinks about when he gets himself off?"

"Y-you can't talk about something like that. It's private."

Kacchinko groaned. "You're so fucking boring, Deku."

"Nn. Ah," Midoriya moaned.

Kacchinko looked confused as he became fully erect . "What the hell was that, Deku? Are you into being insulted or something?"

"N-no. It's just that...that voice really turns me on," Midoriya whimpered.

"Since fucking when?! You've never been like this before."

"Don't tell Kacchan."

"But aren't you getting way too turned on from just his voice? S-something's happening. I feel really good. You're not even touching me. What are you doing?" Kacchinko asked, twitching uncontrollably.

"Ahh, ahh. Kacchan," Midoriya moaned.

Kacchinko moaned as he felt himself on the edge of orgasm. "Fuck, Deku! You're fingering your asshole, aren't you? That's so fucking hot!"

"Mn! Don't...don't tell Kacchan. Ah!"

The freckled hero had just replaced his bedding and now he had to replace it again before he headed off to work. Even if his jizz had mostly gotten on him, the lube he'd used at the back was all over the place. "Sorry, Kacchinko. I probably should've warned you about what I was doing."

When he didn't hear a comment, he looked down and saw his normal penis where Kacchinko used to be. "If Kacchinko says that he's not a hallucination, then why was he back after the quirk wore off?" he asked himself.

As soon as Bakugou had gotten rid of the weird little chinko, he figured he wouldn't have to bother inviting Midoriya to his apartment after all. He was only considering it because that stupid Deku-chinko wanted it. Now that Deku-chinko was back where he belonged, there was no need for him to even meet with the freckled hero.

Or so he thought. During his lunchtime bathroom break, he undid his costume pants and out popped a napping Deku-chinko instead of his normal dick. "What the hell is this?!"

And on top of that, his phone buzzed. "What now?" When he looked at who was contacting him, he cringed. "Deku...," was all he said when he answered the phone call.

"Sorry to bother you, Kacchan. Can you talk?"

Bakugou rolled his eyes. "What do you want, Nerdface?"

"Um, I just got word that The Wildcards were captured earlier today by Earphone Jack and Cellophane."

"What the hell?! Those two?! But those Wildcard fuckers walked all over us! I mean, they walked all over YOU and the others. Bakugou Katsuki doesn't lose."

"Yeah, but you were there when we lost. Anyway, I can't wait to hear how they did it," Midoriya said.

"Fine. So, they were captured. Why are you telling me this?" Bakugou asked, trying to calm down.

"Well, their quirks were revealed. None of them have hallucination quirks," Midoriya went on.

(Oh shit! He knows that what happened yesterday wasn't a hallucination,) the blond thought. "So? Why are you bringing up something like that in the middle of the work day? I'm fucking busy, alright?"

An unexpected groggy little Deku voice that was inside the same bathroom stall with him startled him. "Is that Izuku-body? HI, IZUKU-BODY!"

Bakugou wrapped his hand around Deku-chinko to shut him up, but it was too late.

"Um, Kacchan? Was that what I think it was? I mean, we were both affected by that weird quirk, weren't we?" Midoriya asked quietly.

"You stupid little dick! I'm gonna kill you!" Bakugou growled through his teeth. He sighed and let Deku-chinko go.

"Hey, hey! Invite him over! Invite him over tonight!" Deku-chinko said happily.

(FUCK!) Bakugou wanted to say out loud. But instead he just sighed again. "Yeah," he said, finally answering Midoriya's question. "Yeah. And I can't understand why it keeps coming back."

Midoriya was quiet for a moment before saying, "Yeah. Me either."

Even though he couldn't really hear what the freckled hero was saying, he knew that Midoriya had started doing his whole muttering thing. He was a little surprised that the green-haired hero hadn't brought up the fact that Bakugou didn't tell him that it wasn't a hallucination in the first place. And suddenly he felt guilty for not telling him.

"You should really invite him over, Kacchan!" the happy little penis said with a big grin. "Invite him over."

"Shut up, you little shit," the blond muttered to Deku-chinko. The little dick had no idea that he was actually making him feel even MORE guilty about not telling Midoriya that they were both affected by the weird quirk yesterday. He sighed yet again. "Listen, maybe we can figure this thing out. Why don't you come to my apartment later?"

Bakugou knew that inviting Midoriya to his apartment was a bad idea, but thanks to the voice muttering inside his pants, he was convinced to invite him over anyway. He couldn't help getting the feeling that they would somehow be distracted from the whole reason they came there in the first place. To find a way to get rid of the effects of that stupid quirk they'd been hit by.

The freckled man had taken off his shoes and was simply looking around.

"Don't just stand there like an idiot, Deku. Come in."

"Right. Sorry. It's just that it's been a while since I was last here."

"You were never here."

Midoriya frowned. "Kacchan, I helped you move in."

Of course he remembered that, but at the moment he was in a state of denial. "Shut up." Much like his state of denial about the little penis rambling on about wanting to be let out. "You shut up too," he muttered to Deku-chinko.

"Please, Kacchan. I've been in here all day," Deku-chinko said.

"Hey! Hey! Let me out! I know you're at his place already, so let me outta here," Bakugou could hear the voice from Midoriya's crotch saying.

Midoriya blushed. "I...um... These two aren't gonna leave us alone until we give them some space to move around." He reached for his zipper and looked at the blond. "I hope you don't mind. He gets bitey when he's annoyed."

Bakugou distinctly remembered biting All Might's hand during a final exam back in high school. He narrowed his eyes at Midoriya.

"They'd probably like to meet each other. And I'm curious about meeting 'little me' too," Midoriya went on.

"You probably wanna take notes on all this. You're such a fucking nerd," Bakugou said. He quickly unzipped his pants and Deku-chinko's head wiggled out from behind his boxers.

"So sudden," was all Deku-chinko said.

The green-haired man freed Kacchinko as well. "It's about fucking time. You're way too slow, Deku," the penis said.

"This is a little embarrassing even though it's not mine," Midoriya said with a chuckle.

"Kacchinko! Hi, Kacchinko," Deku-chinko said, turning pink and swaying happily.

"That's what I call him too. Neat," Midoriya said with a grin.

"H-hey, Izu," Kacchinko said to Deku-chinko.

"Izu?" Bakugou mumbled.

"Izu?" Deku-chinko gasped.

Midoriya frowned. "But he calls me Deku."

Bakugou looked down at Deku-chinko, who seemed to be trying to tuck himself back behind the blond's zipper. Unfortunately, he was stiffening so rapidly that he couldn't make his escape. "Aa! Sorry, Kacchan."

(That's a pretty interesting reaction to something as simple as a name,) Bakugou thought. He looked up at Midoriya. "Want me to call you Izu too?"

"Wh-what?! N-no!" the freckled man said, his cheeks turning pink.

Kacchinko, however, was almost instantly hard. "Whoa! Deku, what the hell? Calm down up there!"

"S-sorry, Kacchan. I mean, Kacchinko," Midoriya said to the penis that was attached to him.

"Sorry, Body," Deku-chinko said to Midoriya. "Kacchan never would've known how you feel about having him call you that if it weren't for my reaction."

Midoriya looked at Deku-chinko, then back at Bakugou. "Don't listen to him, Kacchan. He doesn't know what he's talking about." He tried to laugh it off.

Bakugou looked doubtful.

"If he doesn't know what he's talking about, then why am I practically throbbing down here? You got so excited that you almost made me cum," Kacchinko said to Midoriya.

Bakugou smirked. "Then, I guess I'll call you that when we're alone together..., Izu."

Midoriya's whole face turned red and he covered it with his hands. But he'd somehow forgotten that Kacchinko was exposed and had begun to twitch vigorously.

"Stupid Deku. Stop trying to hold back and just let it out," Kacchinko groaned. "Hey, Body. Come here. I need your hands," he said to Bakugou.

The blond shrugged and started making his way over to Midoriya.

Deku-chinko looked at Kacchinko shyly. "Um, I really liked it when you called me that, Kacchinko. Will you say it again, please?"

"Okay, Izu," Kacchinko whispered, watching as Deku-chinko trembled, a drop of precum escaping his slit. "I like seeing you get all flustered and turned on. It's cute."

"Hey, shut up, you," Bakugou said to Kacchinko.

Midoriya peeked between his fingers at the blond. "Is...is that true?"

"You stupid dick!" Bakugou said, referring to Kacchinko. The blond started turning a bright shade of red.

"Shut up, Body. I'm having a moment here," Kacchinko said, trying to move closer to Deku-chinko.

"Aa! Don't get too close, Kacchinko. I'm leaking. You'll get dirty," Deku-chinko said. And even as he said that, precum spilled down his face. Yet he was trying to move closer to Kacchinko as well.

Midoriya nibbled on his fingernails and glanced up at Bakugou. "We should help them get closer," he whispered, taking a step closer to the blond.

"To do what? They're just a couple of dicks," Bakugou said, looking down at the two chinkos.

"I...I think maybe they wanna touch each other," Midoriya whispered.

"Yeah," Kacchinko said. "I wanna touch Izu. Get us closer to each other, Deku," Kacchinko said to Midoriya. "I wanna try kissing him."

Midoriya glanced up at Bakugou again. "What Kacchinko's saying..."

"Shut up, Nerdface. Nobody wants to kiss you," Bakugou said, looking away.

"Hey, dumbass. Try being honest with yourself for once. You want Deku just as much as I want Izu," Kacchinko said to his body.

Midoriya took advantage of the fact that Bakugou was distracted and moved close enough for Kacchinko and Deku-chinko to touch. Kacchinko rubbed himself against Deku-chinko and gave him a little kiss.

"Kacchinko," Deku-chinko whispered.

A little surprised, "Mm!" escaped Bakugou's throat.

Midoriya was all but panting already.

"Oh, man, Izu. You feel amazing against me," Kacchinko muttered, still rubbing himself against Deku-chinko.

"S-sorry, Kacchinko. I'm—Aa!" Deku-chinko said as he began throbbing and spilling his seed all over himself and Kacchinko.

"Me too, Izu," Kacchinko moaned as he too ejaculated.

Bakugou leaned breathlessly against Midoriya while the freckled man rested his head on the blond's shoulder.

After they all calmed down, Bakugou backed away from Midoriya and frowned. "Great. Now I'm all gross."

"I thought it was pretty hot," Kacchinko said.

Bakugou looked down at the penis attached to Midoriya and scowled. "You're still over there? You're still talking?"

"Hey, you're right. Last time I nutted, I went back to where I belonged," Kacchinko said.

Deku-chinko sighed. "Sorry I came so fast, Kacchinko."

"Oh, don't worry about it. I did too. I think it was because our bodies were so excited," Kacchinko said with a laugh.

"Who did you say was excited?!" Bakugou growled.

"YOU, DUMBASS!" Kacchinko yelled. "Are you such an idiot that you can't admit your own feelings? That's why you're in the mess you're in now. You're constantly obsessing over Deku, wondering if he's found someone. So much to the point where you follow him around every day."

"You fucking dick!" Bakugou hissed.

"Just say you like him like you should've done back in elementary school. Say you wanna kiss him like you should've done back in middle school. Say you wanna touch him like you should've done back in high school. Tell him you wanna fuck him right now," Kacchinko said.

Midoriya gasped.

"If you're worried that he'll reject you, don't be," Deku-chinko said quietly. "He won't."

"Yeah, I mean, look at how hard I am again already," Kacchinko groaned. He was indeed stiff and swollen.

"The least you could do is kiss him," Deku-chinko said. "He really wants it."

Midoriya blushed deep red and looked away.

"Then why am I the only one who's being picked on? I won't admit to any of this, but neither will Deku," Bakugou said.

"K-Kacchan..., I'd like to. I-I mean...," Midoriya stammered.

"Seriously, Deku. Get a fucking grip," Kacchinko said. "If you're about to cum just thinking about it, then maybe you should do something about it."

Deku-chinko was stiffening again as well. He looked up at Bakugou. "Seeing Izuku-body react like that—"

Bakugou was staring at Midoriya, his hand inching closer to Deku-chinko. And when Deku-chinko saw that, he whimpered.

"Hey, Deku. Deku, are you seeing this?" Kacchinko asked the body he was attached to. "He just came not that long ago and now he's about to jerk it to you. Somehow this is even more exciting than touching Izu myself."

Midoriya's eyes were fixed on Bakugou's hand. "I-is he really gonna do it while I'm standing here?" he whispered to himself. Little did he know, his own hand was moving closer to Kacchinko.

"K-Kacchan, wait," Deku-chinko said, even though he was throbbing and leaking precum everywhere. "We should think about this. What was different between this time you guys came and the last times when Kacchinko and I swapped back?"

"How are you even able to think when you're like that, Izu?" Kacchinko asked.

"He's got a point, though," Bakugou said. He groaned and looked down at Deku-chinko. "But I can't really think now that you've stolen all the blood from my brain, you little shit."

Midoriya tried his best to keep from touching Kacchinko. "Alright. One difference is that we're together this time."

"Yeah. That's a big difference," Kacchinko said. "Good job, Deku. Anything else?"

"We weren't touching you. You two were touching each other," Bakugou brought up.

Kacchinko nodded. "Though that's not ENTIRELY true. The last time I swapped back, Deku hadn't touched me."

Bakugou looked confused. "Wait, you didn't get off before you swapped back?"

"I didn't say that," Kacchinko said with a smirk.

"Then what are you talking about, you stupid dick?" Bakugou asked.

Deku-chinko gasped while Midoriya quickly put his hand around Kacchinko to keep him quiet.

The blond narrowed his eyes at all of them. "Why do I feel like I'm being left out of the loop, huh?"

"Remember what I told you about Izuku-body's experiments?" Deku-chinko said to Bakugou.

Suddenly Bakugou remembered Deku-chinko mentioning that Midoriya had been experimenting with his butt lately.

"Ah! Kacchan! Don't imagine it!" Deku-chinko said, throbbing energetically as more precum dripped from his head.

Bakugou growled and reached toward Deku-chinko to finish him off, but Midoriya grabbed his hand.

"Wait, Kacchan. We need them to help us figure out what's going on. We don't know if he'll go away if you...um...," Midoriya began, but he couldn't bring himself to finish his statement.

"If you NUT. We don't know if he'll go away if you were to nut right now," Kacchinko said for Midoriya.

"Well, let's hurry up and figure this out so I can cum, dammit!" Bakugou groaned.

Kacchinko twitched and he looked up at Midoriya. "Not you too. Come on, Deku. Stop thinking with your chinko. What do you know about that strange quirk? Did they tell you anything besides the fact that none of The Wildcards had hallucination quirks?"

"Sadly, no," Midoriya said. He began muttering. "All they said about Random's quirk was that it was called Curse of Commonality and that it wasn't a hallucination quirk. They didn't give me any details beyond that. Maybe it's not too late for me to call the station and see what Random's quirk actually does. But if I tell them that we were affected by it, they'd probably want us to go down to the station. It would be really embarrassing if we had to show up in the state we're in right now, not only because we've swapped chinkos, but because we're both currently hard. We wouldn't be able to go out in public like this anyway..."

"I wonder if he'd just keep muttering if I stuck my dick in his mouth right now," Bakugou muttered.

Deku-chinko gasped. "That's rude!"

"The thing is, you'd be sticking his own dick in his mouth," Kacchinko said to his body.

Bakugou nodded, then looked down at the penis that was attached to him. "What do you think, Deku-chinko? Want Deku to suck you off?"

Deku-chinko turned redder and stiffened more. "Wh-what?"

"Oo, Izu. Are you into that kinda thing?" Kacchinko asked Deku-chinko.

While those three were having their own debate, Midoriya continued babbling to himself, "The weird thing is that this quirk goes away and then re-activates on its own. How long is it going to do that? Is there even a time limit? There must be, right? And if it's permanent, there must be some sort of cure or maybe the person who used the quirk can reverse it. Now that I think about it, all the quirks I've seen that have effects on other people have a time limit. Even most self-augmentation quirks have limits. So, this one has to have a limit too. Maybe we just have to wait it out. But since it leaves and comes back on its own, how will we even know when it's worn off?"

"No, I'm not into that kinda thing," Deku-chinko said.

Yeah, the others were totally ignoring Midoriya.

"I'd still like to see it though," Bakugou said to Deku-chinko. Then he turned his attention to Kacchinko. "You're my dick, right?"

Kacchinko rolled his eyes. "No shit."

"So, do I feel what I'm doing to Deku-chinko or do I feel what Deku's doing to you?" the blond asked.

"What? That doesn't even make any sense," Kacchinko said. He thought for a moment and narrowed his eyes. "I mean, I really started to feel good when Deku had his fingers up his ass."

"I guess you're right. Because every time you say something like that, this guy gets all excited," Bakugou said.

"That's because YOU'RE getting excited, Kacchan," Deku-chinko whined.

Bakugou nodded and smirked. "Yeah, I am."

"I'm a little surprised you actually admitted that," Kacchinko said with a laugh.

"Hey, everybody! I have an idea!" Midoriya finally said out loud.

Everyone turned their attention to the green-haired hero.

"I think that maybe if we swap chinkos often enough, this quirk's effects might wear off," Midoriya said.

Bakugou was about to say something but Kacchinko interrupted, "We can pretty much guess what makes us go away. But how do we know what makes us come back?"

Midoriya opened his mouth to speak, but Deku-chinko beat him to it, "I guess they could try the thing that made us stay instead of swap back. You know, when we were rubbing against each other." The little freckled chinko looked up at Bakugou. "What do you guys think?"

"Fine. Let's just get this over with. I've been too hard for too long," Bakugou said. He'd already put his hand around Deku-chinko.

Midoriya couldn't help watching the blond's hand and Kacchinko began twitching.

"Hey, don't forget about me," Kacchinko said.

"Oh, right," Midoriya said, his face turning bright red. He slipped his hand around Kacchinko and slowly began stroking him.

The two heroes watched each other jerk their cocks until they made a mess of their hands at the same time. And they were too caught up in the pleasure of the moment to realize when their members had switched back to normal.

But now that it was just the two of them together, they weren't really sure what to say to one another. Both of their faces were tinted pink and they couldn't look at each other for very long.

Bakugou finally grabbed some tissues with his clean hand and gave them to Midoriya. "Here. A temporary fix. I'll let you wash up once I'm done," the older hero said. He heard a murmured 'thank you', but hadn't bothered to look at Midoriya before he grabbed a towel and headed off to the bathroom.

The blond hero was surprised that when he came out of his shower, Midoriya was just sitting on his couch. But at least the freckled man hadn't changed his mind and gone home. "You coulda turned on the TV, you know."

"Oh, it's okay."

Bakugou frowned at the long silence that followed. (Why do things have to be so weird all of a sudden? We had dinner together yesterday. We even walked together afterwards. And when we came here everything was fine.) He looked at the towel and change of clothes he'd brought for Midoriya. "You're off tomorrow, right?" He already knew the answer to that question. He and Midoriya had the same schedule, and it wasn't by chance.

The green mess of hair just bobbed once.

"Then you may as well just spend the night." Bakugou had a hard time saying it for some reason. Sure, he and Midoriya hadn't spent the night together since they had those training camps in high school, but other people were around then. The last time they spent the night ALONE together was when they were bite-size. Even back then he'd liked Midoriya, but he didn't even understand what it was.

Midoriya looked at the clothes in Bakugou's hand, then looked up at his face. "Why?"

That was enough to annoy the explosive hero. He tossed the clothes and towel at Midoriya then looked away. "Because it was your bright idea to get rid of the effects of this quirk by swapping chinkos back and forth over and over again. Anyway, I don't know about you, but I'm starving. I'll make dinner while you wash up."

"O-okay. Thank you, Kacchan."

Notes: Yeah, this was kind of a long chapter. I hope it reads okay. If not, just let me know in the comments and I'll see if I can make some changes in order to make it more readable. Thanks for stopping by!