SONIC PLAYS: SONIC ERASER (FINAL DRAFT)
PROLOGUE...
Location: DR EGGMAN's EVIL LAB.
Dr. Eggman is throwing a fit in his evil lab yet again, after Sonic beat him yet again. The lab hasn't been cleaned in days and there's stuff everywhere including old socks, packages of evil ham, floppy disks, and crumpled up paper with all sorts of stuff written on them.
Dr. Eggman: I HATE THAT BLUE PEST! HE RUINS EVERYTHING! I WAS SO CLOSE TO RULING THE WORLD BUT HE RUINED MY BEST PLAN YET!
After finishing throwing his temper tantrum, Eggman grumbled over to his Sega Genesis (also known as Megdrive). Maybe a little vintage gaming would take the edge off. From among his evil collection of game cartirdges, he selected took out a cartridge and snapped it into the console.. He turned the console on. Today he was playing a bootleg version of the puzzle game Tetris. He had almost completed the first level when he had a sinister idea.
Dr. Eggman: What if I took this game and made it worse! Then, I could beat Sonic and conquer the world MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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SONIC PLAYS SONIC ERASER
A BAD SONIC FAN FIC.
Chapter 1 "The beginning of the end"
Location: Tails' workshop MYSTIC RUINS.
It's the middle of the night and both Sonic and tails are fast asleep. Sonic stirs in his sleep, mumbling "Cartracing, go go". Tails' moans softly and rols over. In the shadows an old egg robo enters and motors into the workshop. He puts down a game cartridge with a note on it. Then using the cloak of darkness to its advantage, the robo silently leaves the building...
THE FOLLOWING MORNING (AFTER BREAKFAST)
After polishing off his final breakfast chili dog (who does that anyways) Sonic turns to leave on his next adventure. Suddenly, he notices the game cartridge on the floor.
Sonic: Wait how did this get here? Maybe a gift from my fan club? Oh! there's a note on it! Hang on, Tails let me read this. "Dear Sonic. If you don't play this game I will come and steal everything. Don't try to stop me this time-Dr Eggman"
Tails glances at the note and sighs.
Tails: Sonic this is probably a trap.
But it's too late. Sonic is already over to his Sega Genesis. He puts the cartridge in and turns the console on. Almost immediately, an ancient looking book appears on screen with the title of "Sonic Eraser". Sonic presses the "A" button, opening the book. The rules of the game appear.
Sonic: Hmm… these simple enough. I don't sense any foul play here. Let's see …
Sonic reads on, eventually gets to the end of the book, and realizes that there's a two player mode.
Sonic: Hey, come on over Tails! This game has a two player mode!
Tails reluctantly comes over and presses the start button on his controller. Almost immediately...
SFX: BA DA BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA BA BA BAAAA BAAA BA...
Sonic: Wow, Baldy Mcnosehair has a terrible taste in music! I mean this is terrible!
Tails: I know, right. But it'll be easy enough to defeat you! Take this Sonic!
Tails lines up two tiles of the same color and they explode. Sonic, however, is quickly racking up points and building up his own combos. But then, a rectangle opens on the screen and the Sonic on Tails' side runs over and punches the Sonic on Sonic's side! In the ensuing confusion mode, Sonic starts having trouble telling which tile is what shape and color! Sonic groans, complaining,
Sonic: OH COME ON! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I BUILT UP MORE COMBOS SO I SHOULD ATTACK FIRST!
Fortunately the effect lasts only for a few seconds. Everything goes back to normal. Then, without warning, the Sonic on Sonic's side attacks using invincibility! This game doesn't make any sense! But eventually Sonic and Tails figure things out. in the end the doors close over Sonic's half of the screen. Tails beats Sonic. The game does a horrible transition and the credits roll. What's going on here? Sonic and tails still have no idea what Eggman is up to so they rush out the door and head to his lab.