AN:I know you guys are wondering what the fuck

But let me explain.

The last time I posted a chapter, the monday was my birthday and it was all fun and alcohol and to top it off I got a new laptop (yay!)

Then I started typing up this chapter, (I don't even remember typing the first part of this chapter because according to my darling ex I was drunk and insisted that it be done, but I think it came out okay aha)

And then college was like "Lol it's time to drop all the heavy work on this bitch" and I had all that work to do

And then BAM. Writer's made me one very pissed off female. Blame Med. Science.

But here you are, I promise i'm trying to get everything up faster, hopefully I can squeeze out a nice jug of lemon juice for you in the next chapter, consider this a little bit of a transition chapter to their next "lesson".

P.s: Don't worry darlings. Hime is definitely gonna make Ichigo work for it

Also, you guys should thank my darling friend Gem, who's cussed me off almost every single day via text and told me to get my ass into gear for this story x x

Alright.

I'm going to be totally and completely honest with you.

When Ichigo told me to touch myself I started to rub up and down my arms and then down my tummy, and then back up my hands again.

I know. You don't need to tell me, I'm stupid.

I stopped and the room fell to complete silence.

The only indication that Ichigo was even alive was from the steady rise and fall of his chest.

Nothing was said, and I was feeling really confused.

Why did he ask me to touch myself? Was this some special exercise thing you needed to do before the next lesson? A test?

A rumbling from his chest reverberated onto mine and I shivered.

"Jeez Orihime, I knew you were naïve but are you really this naïve?"

I felt the heat from my blush spreading across my face and I hung my head low.

"I-I'm sorry"

"What' there to be sorry for? Your innocence is surprisingly very arousing," his hands reached out and took hold of mine.

"You find my stupidity arousing? You're a strange one Kuros-Ichigo," I said, quickly correcting my slip up but that didn't stop him from nipping at my neck.

"You're not stupid, you're just really inexperienced. But don't worry. We'll rectify that right now"

And then, ladies and gentlemen, he took my left hand and rested it on one of my boobs and placed the other one between my legs.

And suddenly everything made sense and I felt just about ready to bash my head off a nail. Or through a door. Or something that would outshine the utterly blonde moment I just had a while ago.

"Do you get it now?" he asked in my ear.

I swallowed and nodded.

I don't think I had it in me at all to talk. Nope, my voice had gone on vacation.

"Well since it's obvious that you've never really dealt with masturbation before, I think it would be best if we stopped for the night," he said, releasing my hands. His however roamed around to the back of my bra, tracing the hooks. "And next lesson I think we'll be completely removing this barrier. What do you think Orihime?"

I shivered and nodded, still unable to find my voice. His fingers were now just barely under the lace, tracing and toying and then they moved around to the front of my chest.

"I'm almost too curious of how much more perfect you can get, I can hardly wait,"

If he spoke another sentence I was going to explode.

Like seriously.

He's breaking down my barely there defenses with all this talk and all I can do is sit and shiver like some puppy in its first heat.

"You should know Orihime, I am very vocal during sex," his hands moved downwards, leaving my chest and down to my tummy. I was spasming so hard I was slightly shocked I didn't pop out a 6 pack or something.

"Sometimes I think you're too quiet when you're with me, so I've thought of a little...homework assignment for you."

"H-homework?" Oh look. My voice just found its way back to me.

"Mhmm," he hummed, taking a hold oh my hand again. He took it and pressed hard between my legs and I gasped at the feel.

"Come our next lesson I want you to have a little fantasy ready, and I want you to tell me all about it while your touching yourself," he whispered along my skin. His breath felt really cooling on my overheated skin, causing me to shiver.

"A-A fantasy?"

"Mhm. To put it bluntly, anything that you've ever thought of doing with me in bed. In detail. I don't want you leaving a single thing out. And then we'll take it from there with the touching, how bout that?"

"B-but I don't think I can-"

"But you will Hime, you can't honestly have not thought about us being physical and not thought about it at least once"

"But-"

"No buts. You do it or I'm not touching you where you really want me to for a long time"

He was going to be the death of me. There was no way that he could possibly think I would (or could) do that. I could barely touch myself down there in the shower without blushing.

"B-But I don't know what to do Ichigo,"

"It'll come naturally to you, trust me,"

But it won't. Trust me.

It really wasn't but I nodded anyways. I'd speak to Nel about it tomorrow. If there was anything that she and her energizer bunny boyfriend knew it was sex. And automobiles. I had two days to come up with something good anyways, it was plenty of time for me to dig in some research.

My train of thought was broken when I felt myself being lifted and Ichigo was once more on top of me.

"I'm going now," he said, placing a small kiss on my cheek then retreating to get his shirt.

"Y-you don't have to you know," I said, sitting up and watching him fix himself.

"I've got a few words I need to exchange with Rukia before the night ends, plus I've got lectures in the morning and it would take a while for me to get to my dorm block then to the lecture hall," he said. "I can't wait for you to come back with your homework assignment completed...Orihime,"

Can someone explain to me how he goes from casual sexy to super sexy in 0.5 seconds? It was boggling.

"I'll try my best...sensei,"

He growled softly and kissed me, then straightened once more.

"I know you will. I don't think you have a bone of failure in that delectable body of yours. Now, come lock the door."

Remember how I said previously that we all have our friends?

This friend isn't my closest friend but he's a downright decent guy and he treats his girlfriend like she was the Queen of England. Problem with this friend was that his bluntness could make a nun have a heart attack.

Yea, Grimmjow Jaggerjaques was too blunt for me at times. Especially today.

I dragged Nel and her boyfriend to the far corner of the canteen at lunch and stammered out my embarrassing request of needing advice on masturbation and Grimmjow made me blush so hard I thought I was going to burst a vein.

"So, ya want some advice on the old on finger blasting huh?"

Did I mention he was vulgar as well?

Nel punched him hard at that but that still didn't curb any of the embarrassment I felt. I was totally mortified at his attitude to it.

"Well, there's nothing for you to worry about Orihime, although touching is something you have to figure out on your own, we're gonna give you some tips on how you can do it right I guess," said Nel, with her gummy bears in hand as usual.

"Now listen up, this might take a while..."

My ears were burning by the time they were finished talking and even then the blue haired monster wanted to talk about "other" stuff. I had to quickly excuse myself from the table, claiming I had a lecture to get to.

Which I did.

And I'd rather not be late for Unohana-sensei's lectures, no matter how much Grimmjow tried to tell me that there was way more to masturbation than the "tiny bit of information" he gave me. Honestly, I felt like joining a convent after all the stuff he and Nel told main jist of what they told me though was that if it felt good then I was doing it right. I just needed to find out where to touch to feel good. Couldn't be that hard right?

I stepped into the lecture theater, with 15 minutes to spare and instantly wished I was late.

Wished I was 15 minutes late.

The theater was empty except for Mayuri. But that couldn't be right, Unohana-sensei always had her lectures in this hall. I backed myself towards the door again, hoping to leave with him not noticing me but unfortunately, just as my hand brushed the door he looked up.

"Ahhh, Inoue, it's a pleasure to see students come in so early for their lectures, you always do put so much effort into getting to lectures on time."

"Ano..I don't mean to be rude but why are you here Mayuri-sensei?" I asked, pushing against the door slightly.

The professor smiled, a smile that totally creeped the hell out of me and started to step towards me.

Why did he find it necessary to move? I'm fine with the 30 meters we were away from each other to be honest.

"Well Retsu-san said she had something important come up in regards to her daughter and asked me to be her stand in for this lecture. So it's me today for the next three hours."

Kill me now.

I had to get out of here.

"Um...well in that case I'm going to just go to the toilet and freshen up before the lecture begins because it's going to be a long one-"

His hand reached out and rested on my shoulder and I stepped around him, backing myself towards the board.

I could slap myself at my stupidity for doing that. He backed me into the board and the smirk on his face morphed to the most twisted grin I'd ever seen.

And now I was fully scared.

"You know Orihime, I've always found you quite...interesting," he said, picking a lock of my hair and playing it through hiss fingers.

"I-I don't think you should be this close professor,"

"Oh but I think I should, this denotes to you that I am physically attracted to you, I've seen the way you've looked at me in my lectures which means that you must be attracted to me too, so how about it?"

I was starting to think that the university should seriously reconsider the people that they hire. Was he being serious? The way I look at him? Was he mad?

"I-I think you've been taking this the wrong way Professor, I said, trying to move but by now he'd pressed himself completely against me.

I felt sick. I didn't even realize when I started trembling but I was.

His hand moved from my hair and traced down my neck. I gasped and slapped his hand away, this time violently trying to shove him of but he pinned me to the wall.

"Now, now Miss Inoue, I don't think you're in any position to be moving right now Miss Inoue, after all we are physically attracted to each other, so we should commence starting our physical relationship-"

"Get your hands off her before I commence shoving my foot up yer ass," came a darkly dangerous voice from the door.

I thought I was going to faint from relief when I saw Ichigo standing there. As soon as Mayuri let go of me I slid down against the board to the ground, instantly hugging my knees to my chest.

I felt like I could barely breathe and my ears were ringing.

Was this a panic attack?

In the back of my head I registered Ichigo slamming the professor into the board and his fist following not too shortly after. I felt like I should have said something but when I opened my mouth, nothing happened, not even oxygen intake.

Spots stared to obstruct my vision.

Darkness looked good. Darkness meant silence. Peace.

I woke up in the infirmary, with Unohana-sensei sitting at my bedside.

"You're awake," she said, smiling at me, "I am so sorry about today Orihime, how are you feeling?"

"I...what happened?"

"According to what Ichigo told me, I think you had a panic attack after he pulled Mayuri from you," she paused as if contemplating something then said, "Orihime, I am so sorry, I had no idea-"

"It's fine Unohana-sensei, you didn't know," I said, trying to reassure the teacher.

Wait...wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?

"In any case, he's been fired and he's been banned from campus so you won't be seeing him around anymore," said the teacher, standing and starting to give me a simple check up, "but you need to understand Orihime, you're a beautiful girl and men these days don't understand the meaning of no, I'd feel safer if you practiced some defense though I hope you never end up in a situation like this ever again."

I nodded, thinking back on the times when Tatsuki offered to give me some basic moves. Maybe I should ask her for those pointers after all.

After checking my pulse and telling me to have a proper meal before turning in I was released.

As soon as I stepped out of the infirmary, I was bombarded by Tatsuki and Nel.

"Ohmigosh Hime I knew he was a creep! Are you okay? What did she say? Do you want us to come over tonight? Is there anything you need?"

The questions swam around in my head like swordfish and I could barely process any of them so I opted for the easiest answer that came to head,

"Yes, I'm fine. Come over if you want to,"

Tatsuki smirked. "Good cuz we weren't gonna take no for an answer anyways,"

"And I brought gummy bears and a gift for you Hime!" chirped Nel. I smiled wearily at them both. Though I was too tired to function I had to admit, my girls were the best.

The walk back to my dorm was mostly from the two girls and me giving the occasional hum in agreement to what they had to say. My mind was still stuck back in the lecture hall, with Ichigo. I was a tiny bit disappointed that he wasn't outside the infirmary with the girls but then again, Rolling Stone.

We got to my apartment and suddenly I remembered all about Kaien, who I was supposed to be having a coffee date with. I knocked on his door but there was no reply. I frowned, I hoped he wasn't angry with me, with everything that had been happening today the last thing on my mind was coffee with the new student.

"What's up?" asked Nel from the door of my room.

"I forgot I was supposed to meet Kaien today and he's not answering his door," I replied, dragging myself into my flat. I pulled off my clothes and went straight for the shower, knowing that the girls would make themselves comfortable in whatever way they wanted to, like they have been since I moved in.

My shower was quick and soon enough I was in bed with Nel and Tats, who picked up on my mood and chose to say nothing. Instead they just hauled me into bed and hugged me until I fell asleep.

The next day I woke up alone. No Nel, no Tatsuki, which was understandable considering that they both had lectures that they needed to be in. There was a note on my desk and a long sizable box, explaining the situation as well as a little p.s in Nel's cute messy scribble:

"this gift should help you with what you asked about yesterday, it's pretty self explanatory"

I nibbled my lip in curiosity, but pulled the box open.

My eyes bulged out and my jaw dropped.

There was no way that Neliel Tu Oderschvanck thought getting me a PlayBoy Bunny vibrator could be of any help.

My door knocked and I gasped, almost dropping the box in my hand. I quickly closed it and shoved it under my desk up to the wall and unsteadily made my way to the door. I guess you could say that I was still in shock that I now owned my very own vibrating penis.

I checked the peephole.

Kaien.

I opened the door and quickly blurted, "Hey, I'm so sorry about yesterday, stuff happened and I was in the infirmary and I didn't get out til latte,"

There. I said it as quickly and vaguely as possible, now to hope that he didn't hit me with any questions because I really didn't want to tell him about what really happened.

"Actually, I was coming over to apologize, I wouldn't be able to make it to our little meeting if I tried, my cousin went off on one and I spent the whole night helping him blow off steam,"

I sighed in relief, so that explained where he was off to last night.

"Are you feeling alright though? From the infirmary thing?" he asked, tilting his head to the side and regarding me.

In truth I just felt tired, but I nodded anyways. "Yea, was nothing serious I should be fine by tomorrow."

"Oh...so we can't have our little coffee meeting now then I guess," he said, sighing playfully. I giggled at the dejected look on his face. He looked like someone kicked his puppy and for strange reason a part of me didn't want to leave him hanging again.

"Tell you what, if you give me 15 minutes I'll shower and be at your door and we can go,"

His face brightened up almost instantly, "Really?"

"Mhm. Now let me get ready Kaien, I'll see you in a bit," I said waving him off.

The on campus Starbucks was one of my favorite places to be when I had the time. It was small, quaint and cozy, not to mention they made the best mocha lattes I've ever had. Kaien was sitting opposite to me in our booth, sporting a plain cappuccino.

The ways he was like Ichigo was scary. They both had the same serious but laid back personality, It was almost as if the only thing he did more than Ichigo was smile.

We talked about a lot of stuff, hobbies, what he studies, why he chose to come to this particular university, future plans and whatnot. I was truly enjoying myself and engrossed in our chit-chat until a flash or orange came by the front. Followed by a head of black.

Oh snap.

Ichigo stepped into the café with Rukia Kuchiki, all serious faced and determined and made their way to the cashier to order.

Inside I was praying that they didn't look over in our direction, but lately, I didn't seem to have a bone of luck in me cuz no sooner had I thought it, Rukia's eyes darted over to us and widened in recognition.

I did the first thing that came to mind.

I ducked.

"Orihime? Did you drop something?" asked Kaien in confusion.

"Um..I swear I just saw a little green man run under here! I must capture him!" I ranted, holding my head down as low as possible.

"Little green man? Like a leprechaun?"

"Yes! Exactly like a leprechaun! I must have it!"

"I think you've had too much caffeine and sugar for one day, we should go,"

"Kaien is that you?"

Ahh fudge sticks.

Wait a minute. How did she know Kaien?

I surfaced, wincing because I bounced my head off the table. Smooth, way smooth Orihime.

Rukia and Ichigo were standing at the table and for some reason Ichigo was staring blades as Kaien.

Sharp blades.

Blades that were saturated in the highest concentration of Hydrochloric acid.

The both of them in the same vicinity was unnerving and Rukia had a smug yet surprised look on her face, looking at the both of them and then me.

"Fancy seeing you here Ichigo," said Kaien causally, picking up his mug.

Since when did they know each other?

"How do you guys know each other?" I asked, looking between the doppelgangers.

The orange haired boy glanced to me this time, but his gaze was blank, unreadable. Neither male said nothing and then Rukia piped up.

"Oh these two? Don't you know? Kaien and Ichigo are cousins,"

Well Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I swallowed around the lump in my throat. I didn't dare look at Ichigo.

"A-and how do you know Kaien, Rukia?" I asked, although I had a pretty good idea myself.

"Oh, well you could say that we've got some history," said the shorter girl, whipping out her mirror and checking her face.

"Oh...that's nice," I replied.

Suddenly my mocha latte lost its appeal and I just needed to get out, "could you excuse me please? I think I might go home now, I'm not really feeling well today,"

I threw a barely audible goodbye over my shoulder, ignoring Kaien's calls and rushed out of the cafe as fast as possible.

For some strange reason I knew that my Wednesday night lesson with Ichigo was going to be awkward.

And I was dreading it.

If he even chose to come.