ZENG: Master Shifu.
[Shifu suddenly points the flute at a scared palace goose.]
SHIFU: [impatiently] What?!
ZENG: [startled] Aah! It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.
[Shifu looks up, concerned. He runs to the Jade Palace, which is lined with palace geese. The door bursts open. Shifu enters and comes to a halt. Candles and emerald lighting fill the room. He takes a deep breath and bows.]
SHIFU: Master Oogway? You summoned me. [He looks up, still bowing.] Is something wrong?
[He looks up at a tortoise shell perfectly balanced on a thin wooden staff. Master Oogway, a wise and elderly tortoise, emerges slowly from his meditative position and climbs down effortlessly.]
OOGWAY: Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
SHIFU: So... nothing's wrong?
OOGWAY: Well, I didn't say that.
Me (Mind): Hun?...…. who is that old turtle? but he awesome...
[Shifu looks up, concerned. Oogway opens his mouth... and blows out a candle. And another candle. And another. And another. Oogway opens his mouth to say something, then blows out another candle. Finally, an impatient Shifu uses his kung fu to blow them all out.]
SHIFU: You were saying?
OOGWAY: I have had a vision: Tai Lung and Shadowlins will return.
[Shifu looks stricken. Quick, impressionistic images of a large, shadowy figure (Tai Lung) flash in his mind. Shifu is rattled.]
SHIFU: That is impossible! They Are In prison!
OOGWAY: Nothing is impossible.
SHIFU: [He stares in horror for a second before reacting.] Zeng!
[Zeng comes flying in, and Shifu gets in his face.]
SHIFU: Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons. Double everything! Tai Lung and Shadowlins does not leave that prison!
ZENG: Yes, Master Shifu!
[The goose flies off, but then hits a column. Then he is off. Back on Oogway, as he walks away from Shifu.]
OOGWAY: [to himself] One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
SHIFU: [He rushes back to Oogway.] W-we have to do something. We can't just let him march on the Valley and take his revenge! He'll, he'll—
OOGWAY: [He looks into the water of the Moon Pool.] Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
[Shifu and Oogway stare into the pool. Oogway settles the water with his staff, revealing the reflection of an intricately-carved dragon clutching a scroll in its mouth.]
SHIFU: [He looks up.] The Dragon Scroll...
Me: Dragon.. Scroll... nice...
OOGWAY: [Looking up with Shifu.] It is time.
SHIFU: [Looks at Oogway.] But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become... the Dragon Warrior?
OOGWAY: [A short pause.] I don't know. [He smiles. Shifu stares at him.]
[ meanwhile... Venom begins a symbiotic infestation of all worlds and people into symbiote Monsters...now when GIANT Symbiotes Starts spreed all over those worlds... everone is get infected by Symbiotes.]
Twilight: hun what is tha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Futtershy: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Applejack: now what tar na-
Rainbow: WHAT TH-
Rarity : did i step some thing...
Pinkie: oh hello want be my friend?
Everyone is Manhattan is infested with Symbiotes and various super-heroes are trying their best to stop the invasion. A depressed ignores the battle around him and makes his way through the invasion, looking for . After helping some S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and police officers fight off several symbiotes, Spider-Man eventually finds her with . However a mysterious figure appears and attacks him, leaving him unconscious.
Spider-man: This can be happen...
Now everyone became Symbiotes monsters...… So as Mane 6.
[Back at the noodle shop, Po is serving the customers at their tables. However, he struggles to squeeze through the small gaps. He accidentally knocks into a table.]PIG CUSTOMER: Hey, watch it Po!
PO: Oh, sorry. Suck it up— [sucks in stomach]
[His belly gets stuck between two tables, and in his attempt to lift himself free, Po accidentally sticks his tail puff into a rabbit family's soup bowl, making the rabbit children cry.]PO: Oops, sorry! A thousand pardons...
[A gong sounds. Po turns, and sees a group of palace staff sticking a poster on the wall of the restaurant.]PO: What?! [He runs over to the poster (which features the Furious Five), reads the writing, and gets very excited.] Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior. Today! [Sets down noodle bowls.] Everyone! Everyone! Go, get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is going to get the Dragon Scroll!
[He begins ushering out the customers. Mr. Ping looks up from the counter.]PO: [Runs over to a customer trying to quickly finish their food.] We've been waiting a thousand years for this — just take the bowl! [Runs over to a rabbit counting coins.] This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Don't worry about it, just go! [He begins following the customers out of the restaurant until—]
MR. PING: Po! Where are you going?
[Po struggles to hide his dismay as he turns back to his father.]PO: To the... Jade Palace?... [Inches slightly out of door.]
MR. PING: But you're forgetting your noodle cart! [He rolls a heavy-looking noodle cart towards Po.] The whole Valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them!
PO: Selling noodles? [Mr. Ping nods happily.] But Dad, I was kinda thinking maybe I—
MR. PING: [smiling] Yeah?
PO: I was kinda thinking maybe I...
MR. PING: [still smiling] Uh-huh?
PO: ...could also sell the bean buns. They're-they're about to go bad.
MR. PING: That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign! [He walks back into the shop.]
PO: [Looks down at the cart, disappointed.] Yeah, heh heh, glad I had it.
[At the Palace Arena just below the Jade Palace, palace staff are preparing for the tournament while children play and the villagers stream into the arena. The camera then moves outside the entrance doors and zooms down the thousand steps leading down to the village. It suddenly stops at the bottom where Po is staring open-mouthed at the daunting task ahead of him. He closes his mouth with a gulp, and begins to ascend the stairs, though is severely hindered by the noodle cart. Villagers move past him as he slowly makes progress. Some time later, Po is still ascending the stairs, dragging his cart behind him, exhausted. He stops for a breather and flops onto his back.]PO: I'm... almost there... huh? [He sits up, and sees to his despair that he has only made it up seven steps.] No! Oh noooo!
[Two pig villagers, the Shaw brothers, pass by and meet Po on the stairs.]K.G. SHAW: Sorry, Po.
J.R. SHAW: We'll bring you back a souvenir.
[They continue up the stairs. Po stares after them, and then makes a decision.]PO: No... I'll bring me back a souvenir! [He casts away his apron and noodle hat, and makes his way up to the palace, leaving the noodle cart behind.]
[Up in the arena, Shifu is overseeing the preparations when Master Oogway appears, coming down the steps.]SHIFU: It is an historic day — isn't it, Master Oogway?
OOGWAY: Yes, and one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready?
SHIFU: Yes, Master Oogway.
OOGWAY: Now know this, old friend. Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the Valley, but also to you.
[Oogway walks off, leaving Shifu to ponder what this may mean. He quickly catches up with him as the crowd roars with excitement. A pig announcer approaches with a gong in his hoof.]ANNOUNCER: Let the tournament begin!
[The pig strikes the gong as the crowd cheers. Outside the arena, Po finally reaches the top of the stairs; out of breath, but pleased with himself. His joy is cut short when he sees the entrance doors beginning to close.]PO: Oh no! [He sprints for the doors.] No no no, wait... I'm coming! Yes! [The doors slam shut as he slams into them.] Owww... [Po collapses. The tournament music starts up. Po quickly gets back up and bangs in the door.] Hey, open the door! [Pigs rapping on drums drown out Po's banging.] Let me in!
SHIFU: [Inside the arena] Citizens of the Valley of Peace! [Po runs up to a small circular window, jumps and grabs it, and struggles to pull himself up and see inside.] It is my great honor to present to you... Tigress! Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis! The Furious Five!
[Po laughs in delight as his idols leap onto the scene in a stunning display of kung fu prowess. Master Crane flaps his wings and sends a powerful gust of wind into the arena.]PO: Oh, it's the Furious Five— [He is cut short when the wind blows the window closed, knocking Po back onto the ground.]
SHIFU: Warriors prepare!
PO: Oh, ah! Peeky-hole! [Po spots a crack in the entrance doors and peeks through.]
SHIFU: Ready for battle!
[Po sees Master Crane getting into position, facing a deadly looking machine.]PO: Yeah! Woo! The Thousand Tongues of Fire! [He laughs in anticipation.]
PIG FAN: Whoa, look at that! [Steps in front of and blocks Po's view.]
PO: Hey, get out of the way!
[Po hears a firing sound, looks up, and sees Crane being surrounded by fireworks. He keeps backing up so he can see the spectacle, but backs up too much and tumbles down the stairs again. By the time he gets back up, Crane has defeated the fireworks and disappeared from view. Po collapses on the ground in disappointment, but then gets back up with determination. While the crowd enjoys the tournament inside the arena, Po makes various attempts to gain access; first, he punches the doors, which causes him pain. Second, he attempts to pole-vault over the wall, but his weight bends the pole and he gets flung into the wall, cracking it. Third, he bends a tree to the ground and ties it with the plan to catapult himself into the arena. However, his weight keeps the tree bent when he cuts the rope. When he gets off, the tree springs up, whacking his nose, then springs back once to strike him on the head. In the next shot, Po is sitting at the top of the stairs, his back to the arena, apparently having given up.]SHIFU: And finally... Master Tigress!
[Hearing this, Po once again gets up and starts looking for another plan. He sets out pulling back another, larger tree.]SHIFU: Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
PO: I KNOW!
SHIFU: Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox and his Blades of Death!
[Inside the arena, Tigress prepares to face her daunting opponent. Po suddenly springs up above the arena, catapulted by the tree. Po gets a good glimpse of his favorite of the Five, but then bounces of the rooftops and crashes into a fireworks cart, just outside the arena. Back inside the arena, Oogway suddenly closes his eyes and raises his palm. The crowd hushes and looks up at him.]OOGWAY: I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.
[Shifu gives a nod to the Five. Monkey, Crane, Viper and Mantis join Tigress in the middle of the arena and they quickly position themselves into a line facing the older masters.]SHIFU: Citizens of the Valley of Peace! Master Oogway will now choose... the Dragon Warrior!
[The crowd cheers, but Po is alarmed as he hears this.]PO: Huh? Oh no! No no no, wait! [He suddenly sees the fireworks surrounding him and gets an idea.] Yeah...
[Inside the arena, the pigs are drumming as Oogway begins to slowly approach the Five, his palm swaying in the air as he prepares to make a decision. Outside, Po ties many small fireworks to a chair, sits on it, and lights the fuse.]MR. PING: Po!? [He appears at the top of the stairs, holding Po's apron. He sees Po sitting on the fireworks chair.] What are you doing?! [He rushes forward and attempts to blow out the fuse.]
PO: What does it look like I'm doing?! No, stop, stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!
[Oogway is now closer to the Five.]MR. PING: But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream!
[This close to seeing the Dragon Warrior, Po is unable to maintain the façade any longer.]PO: I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad!
[The goose's eyes widen. Po looks down and sees that the fuse is almost out. He braces himself and yells to the heavens.]PO: I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!...
[When Po opens his eyes, he finds himself still on the ground: the fuse was a dud. He loses balance on the little chair and falls flat on his face (the chair still stuck on his rear), then begins to sniffle, defeated at last. Though sympathetic, Mr. Ping holds out Po's apron.]MR. PING: Oh, come on, son. Let's get back to work.
PO: [He sighs.] Okay.
[Po is sadly getting up when all of a sudden, the fireworks on the chair go off, propelling Po into the arena wall.]MR. PING: Po! [Propelled by the fireworks, Po slides along the wall on his face, wailing.] Po, come back!
[Suddenly the chair changes direction and Po soars screaming into the sky directly above the arena in a display of fireworks. Below, the crowd looks up and "Oooh" and "Aaah" at the show. As Po eventually stops screaming and the fireworks die out, the burned chair disintegrates beneath him.]PO: Uh oh. [He plummets back to earth and lands in the middle of the arena. Everything goes black upon impact.]
[After some inter-determinate time, Po groggily wakes up. Everything is blurry in his vision.]PO: Ugh... [He looks up, and the first thing he sees is Masters Mantis and Viper staring down at him.] What's goin' on...? [He turns his head and sees Masters Monkey, Crane and Tigress, also staring at him.] Where, uh...? [What he sees next is a quivering finger pointing straight at his face.] What are you pointing...?
[He shakes his head, and his vision clears. He finds himself lying right in front of Oogway, the one pointing at him. He realizes with a jolt that he has landed right between the old master and the Furious Five.]PO: Oh! Okay, sorry! I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.
OOGWAY: How interesting. [He still points at Po, intrigued by this unexpected occurrence. Standing right behind Po, Tigress steps forward, confused.]
TIGRESS: Master, are you pointing at... me?
OOGWAY: Him.
PO: Who?... [Po attempts to move out of the way, but Oogway's finger follows him. Tigress's eyes widen.]
OOGWAY: You.
PO: Me?
[Oogway lifts up Po's arm with his staff for all to see.]OOGWAY: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
PO: What?
FURIOUS FIVE: What?!
SHIFU: What!?
MR. PING: [Entering though the doors.] WHAT!?
Me: WHAT THE HELL?1
[The announcer strikes the gong. Shifu snatches away the mallet, but is too late as the crowd cheers wildly and confetti rains down. Po stares around him, speechless. A group of palace geese rapidly descend the palace stairs with a palanquin.]SHIFU: Stop! Wait! Who told you to-
[The geese move straight past him, down the remaining steps, and stop right in front of Po. Shifu races down after them as the panda is hoisted up on the palanquin. The geese struggle to lift the palanquin and make their way back towards the stairs. While the Five are bowed behind them, Shifu finally reaches Oogway.]SHIFU: Master, Master wait! That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to... our problem! You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident!
OOGWAY: There are no accidents.
Me: well no accidents indeed...
[ CRUNCH! Shifu, Oogway and the Five look up, startled. Po has broken through the palanquin and is now stuck in the newly-made hole. Shifu looks at Oogway, who simply smiles. Palace pigs surround Po and lift the palanquin with relative ease, and make their way up the stairs. I start following him, Shifu stares after them in disbelief, as the Five slowly approach him.]
TIGRESS: Forgive us, Master. [She kneels forward and bows. The others follow suit.] We have failed you.
[Shifu holds up a paw to stop her.]SHIFU: No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I will have failed you.
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