Adventure 2: Meeting a (Careless) Pokégod

Suddenly, a bright light emerged, and our prized misfits were bewildered, looking about confused and a bit scared. It was simply a plane of light, seemingly endless and having nothing in sight. Suddenly, something flashed, and a blurb of pink could be seen in the distance.

Having nothing better to do, our heroes (in their own right) ran quickly to the blurb of pink and discovered it was, in fact, a sleeping Mew! All of them were struck with wonder, joy, and fear in that, but none so much excitement as Hex.

"OMGOMG ITS A MEW AHHH IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET ONE" was Hex having a freak out. In the surge of excitement and adrenaline, she quite foolishly decided to touch the Mew, and its eyes snapped open in surprise and it cried out,

"YEEEK!!"

-and launced a thunderbolt, missing Elite by a few inches and leaving him speechless and wide eyed.

"H-huh? What are humans doing here?!"

"Uhh...I think we died, God," Vamp replied.

"Died? Oh, I think i must have accidently killed you all, sorry! :P"

"...WHAT?!!!" everyone cried out in shock.

"Yeah, I kinda was playing around with Psychic and accidently used it on your subway train, causing the energy source in it to be messed up and blow itself up~"

"Y-you...ARGHHHH WHY ARE YOU SO CARELESS!!!" Dark cried out.

"Yeah yeah sorry, sheesh. It was just a simple death, thats all~"

"SIMPLE DEATH?!! WE CANT EXPERIENCE ANYTHING ANYMORE, SEE OUR LOVED ONES, AND EAT AND HAVE FUN YOU MUPPET! YOU SHOULDVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL YOU OVERSIZED PINK BEAN!!"

"Woah there, chill buddy. You lucky ones get to live again, you know."

"R-really?"

"Yep!"

"But wait...what do you mean "lucky ones"? Where did the rest of the passengers go?"

"Oh them? They probably went to the human afterlife, Heaven, got reincarnated, that fate according to their beliefs. But, seeing as you people are here, you must love Pokemon a lot, probably more so than your beliefs, and were the only ones who did so or known it existed."

"So that means...you're gonna reincarnate us into humans?"

"No, I'll reincarnate you guys as Pokemon, since it's boring to watch over you guys as humans! And besides, I'd like to do you guys a favor for compensation, since I was listening to your conversation before and it seemed like you wanted to be Pokemon~"

"YES!!" the msifits cried out.

"Hmm...now, what should I turn you into?.."

"You'll turn us into what we said we'd be, right? Like Hex would be a Hoopa and such," Violet asked.

"Huh, now that you mention it, I won't!"

"VIOOOLLLLEEETTTTT!!!!" Everyone proceeded to beat him up until they were satisfied.

"I will, however, turn you into suffeciently strong Pokemon at their baby levels for again, compensation!"

"So Dark...I'll make you a Larvitar, since it's part Dark uwu For Hex, it'll be...Gastly, because I just want her to be that. Vamp, I'll give him Noibat because they both like berries. Elite, I'll make you Zorua since why not, and for Cyan he'll be...an extra powerful one, cause I like his name :3 He shall be Articuno! And lastly for Violet, he'll be a Smoochum since he Jynxed everyone twice uwu"

"NOOOO!!" Violet got on the ground on his knees and started begging. "PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT SMOOCHUM!! I BEG YOU PLEASE CHANGE IT!!"

"I was only joking, my dear Violet! I'll make you an Eevee, rather merciful for what you did to your friends~"

Violet sighed in relief, and the rest were jumping for joy, congratulating each other for what they'd be and whatnot.

"Oh yeah, I'll also give you a menu you can open up by saying 'Status' to check your levels and stuff. Other than that, please enjoy the Pokemon world, and good luck heroes!"

"Heroes? What do you mean he-WAUGHHH" a bright light overshone Elite as he said that, and then they could see no more.