Pit scrambled to find his words. "Oh hey Samus. Hey Ike. What a coincidence!" "Yeah! Looks like we just happened to go to the same juice bar." said Robin. "Did you set this up?" asked Samus to Pit. "What? No!" Even Pit himself was not convinced with his words. "I asked Robin to go the juice bar. And I'm guessing Ike asked you to the juice bar as well. So we just happened to end up at the same place." "Sure. You wanted this to be a double date didn't you?" "It wasn't my intention." "Palutena always thinks you're so innocent but I can see right through you."
"Hey c'mon Samus," Ike said. "It'll be fun. Let's just have a double date this one time. You aren't upset are you?" "No. But I knew angel boy would pull a stunt like this. You like pulling pranks on people, right? "Well maybe. Of course just as long as it's all in good fun and no one gets hurt." "I knew it." Samus gave Pit a devious smirk as if to say "You mischievous little boy." That smile was sexy and Pit grew red at the sight of it. "Hey Pit. We're up next." He was pulled away from his thoughts and ordered for himself. Both Samus and Robin were hot women. He couldn't possibly choose. Could he choose both? No. That would be wrong. He can't be in a relationship with two women. It was morally questionable and Samus was Ike's girl. For now at least. Maybe they could switch partners? No. That would also be wrong. With this ongoing train of thoughts and the fact that he was sitting next to a shirtless Robin, Pit's tent in his shorts rose considerably.
"So how about Master Hand, he sure is a killjoy am I right?" Ike said to the group but no one in particular. "Always forcing us to have matches but no fun." "I totally agree" said Robin. "Okay well sure, he does force us to do matches everyday but it's for our own good. It helps us improve." said Pit. He hadn't talked for the past few minutes because of his thoughts and was worried that someone would be concerned if he didn't say anything. "I guess you're right on that." The four drank their drinks in silence until they were all finished. "Alright so what do you wanna do now?" asked Robin. "Let's go back to the beach front" suggested Pit.
"Actually, wait. Hold up. Robin, do you want to go climb the hill?" "Um well sure." "Alright. Me and Robin are gonna go then. See you two later." Pit and Robin left the juice bar until Pit saw Ike in the distance waving at him. "Hold up Robin. I'm gonna go see what Ike wants." "What is it?" "So you're gonna go up that hill and do what exactly?" "Nothing. Just look at the view and talk to Robin." "Really? Now's your chance to romance her! Tell her you like her. Give her a compliment." "I was going to do that. Besides, why are you so concerned with Robin?" Ike paused for a second and took a breath.
"Well I was thinking our girls could give us blow jobs and then we switch girls." Ike said this as fast as he could. Pit stood motionless, expressionless for one second. The next he was up in the air and slammed back down shouting. "What?! Are you crazy?! You sick man!" "Hey! Hey! We don't have to do it if you don't want to!" Ike's and Pit's shouting match attracted a few onlookers but none cared enough to intervene. "Hold up!" Pit shouted "I was gonna say that's not a bad idea. In fact, that sounds like a really hot idea." Ike stared at Pit the same he did without an expression. Then he held his hands up. "Well all you had to do was just say that! Overreact much?" "I was hoping that if I didn't agree to your plan immediately, it would make seem like less of a creep." "Wha? Why?" Ike continued to speak in incomplete words until he put his palm to his face.
"Alright so it's a deal?" "It's a deal." "You go up there and flirt with Robin while I do the same with Samus. You come back down and then it happens." "I got it." "Okay. Good luck." "Same to you." Pit bid his farewell to Ike and went back to Robin. "What was all that about?" "Oh I just lost my credit card and I got it back and Ike told me spent money on candy with it." Pit lied. "Oh really? Seems like you got really heated." "I am very stingy with my money. The hot weather didn't help either." "That's true." Robin and Pit walked up the trail. They were close to each other and Pit decided to hold Robin's hand. "Oh!" she exclaimed. "O-oh! I..ugh…" "No, no. It's okay." she replied. By now Pit had a massive erection.
The duo made it up to the top of the hill and overlooked the scene in front of them. Still holding hands. The sky was blue and red. The sun was beginning to set. Seagulls chirped and the waves splashed from afar. This sunset was just as beautiful as the scenery in Skyworld. "Robin." Pit began. "Yes Pit?" " I just want to say... I think you're really pretty." Robin blushed. "Aww! Thank you." She hugged Pit's arm. He could feel her breasts on the side of his arm. Nothing could beat this. Except…
The two stayed in silence for a while, enjoying the scenery. "So do you want to go back?" "Sure. Let's go back." Pit and Robin conversed as they made their way back down. "Are you in a relationship?" "Well I used to be in a relationship with Roy. But we decided to call it off. It was a mutual decision." Pit filed through his memory. Roy was another member of the Fire Emblem cast. The red haired, young energetic one. "If you don't mind me asking, what was the reason?" "We just fell out of love. He eventually found another girl." "That's harsh." "Not really. I've been holding up." They made their back on the surface and walked to Ike and Samus, holding hands the entire way. Pit prayed to Palutena that Ike was finished up and that their plan would work.