There's No Rules Against It…

by HoldTightAndPretendItIsAPlan

The Marauders may have been the biggest pranksters of their time, but they actually didn't cause the most trouble during their seven years at Hogwarts.

3. Rule 493

Rule 493: Students will not use muggle 'bicycles' to move to and from class

"What on Earth is that?!"

"S' a bike."

"A what?"

"A bike. Ya know, the muggle invention. Gandalf says I can' use no more magic stuffs ta get from place ta place so I tho' I ough' ta start using muggle stuffs."

"First of all, I don't understand a word of what you just said. You're being over dramatic about your accent again. Second, I don't think the teachers are going to like that Marry."

"You do not think we are going to like what Ms. Turrner?"

Edit Rule 493: Students will not use ANY muggle modes of transportation to get to and from class.

"Miss. Magdelin, what is that?"

"I's a skateboard!"

"I have no idea what that is but I'm going to preemptively confiscate it."

Edit Rule 493: Students will not use muggle modes of transport excluding walking to get to and from class.

"Miss. Magdelin don't you have class?"

"Ya, but I can' ge' there see? Rules say no muggle transport to class but walkin' is some'tin Muggles can do so in' it a Muggle transport? I don' wanna break a rule like tha! I could ge' a detention!"