Crossing Worlds Chapter 3: PIXIE STICKS! YAAAY!, a fullmetal alchemist fanfic

Lily: AND WE'RE BACK FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF CROSSING WORLDS! YAY!

Myra: *throws confetti*

Arin: *sounds ham horn thingy*

Snowfur: *sets loose Nyan Cat*

Lily: *gasps* WHY DID U DO THAT?!

Edward: Do what?

Lily: She set loose Nyan Cat!

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN-!

Edward: SHUT UP!

Al: Brother? What's going on? Where is this?

Myra: AL! YOU NEED TO SAVE US FROM THIS TORTURE!

Al: Wha-?

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN!

Al: AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! MY EARS!

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! :3

Lily: Ed! Hurry, do the disclaimer so this will end!

Edward: Gladly! A-HGaming doesn't own FMA or the lyrics to the third opening which was written by Y. Chang and Shadowlink4321.

Myra: And we don't own the songs from the last chappie either. We just forgot to mention that one.

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!

Lily: ENJOY THE CHAPTER!

"WE'RE HERE CENTRAL!" Ed exclaims as soon as they all get off train. Al sweat drops. "Brother, we're not in a hurry…" he says. Lily sighs. "Geez, you'd think the way that he acts that a murderer is after him…" she comments. Everyone glares at her. "Ok ok, I know, that was a bad joke." She says, sweat dropping. "Major Armstrong, we're here to see you." A feminine voice says as two soldiers walk up. "Good work, Second Lieutenant Ross, Sergeant Brosh." Armstrong, looking at the two. "Oh! You're the Fullmetal Alchemist!" The soldier dubbed as 'Brosh' exclaims, looking up at Alphonse. "I'm Maria Ross! It's nice to meet you!" The other soldier says, saluting.
I'm Denny Brosh! Your outfit matches your name! How impressive!" Brosh compliments. Meanwhile, Ed glares at the two with the intent to kill. Al laughs nervously and points to Ed. "Huh?" Ross says. "The small guy?" Brosh notices. "I'M NOT SMALL!" Ed exclaims while Armstrong holds him. Snowfur pats his back. "Keep telling yourself that." She says. "We're so sorry!" Ross apologizes. "We did not mean to call you small sir!" Brosh says. Armstrong puts down said shorty (Ed: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME SMALL!) and clears his throat. "Now I shall report to Central HQ." he announces. "Oh! What was that? Is this where we part? Good job! I'm so sad! Bye bye!" Ed says, trying to contain his happiness. The others were also secretly happy that the sparkle man was leaving. Said man starts to sparkle (A: How ironic.) and cry manly tears. "I AM SAD AS WELL! IT WAS TRULY A FUN JOURNEY! MAY WE MEET EACH OTHER AGAIN!" Armstrong exclaims while suffocating Ed in what he calls a hug. He sets down the squished Ed and turns to his two subordinates. "You two take care of the rest." Armstrong commands. "Yes sir!" The two reply, saluting. "What? I still have to have escorts?" Ed complains. "Tough luck shorty." Arin comments. Before Ed could react, Armstrong says, "Of course!"

"According to East HQ's report, Scar has yet to be apprehended, and until the situation settles down, we will act as your escorts." Ross explains. "While we are not as capable as the Major, we have confidence in our abilities so please be relieved." Brosh says. "I guess we can't do anything about that." Ed sighs. "Brother, you're supposed to say thank you!" Al scolds. "Brother? That means you two are brothers?" Brosh asks. "But why are you wearing that armor…?" The two look at each other. "It's a hobby." Ed says and leaves it at that. Meanwhile the two soldiers whisper about how weird it is. "Look, this is great and all but, what about us?" Lily asks. "Well, why are you all here?" Ross asks. "The Fuhrer requested us so we could get information on our commanding officers." Snowfur says and explains the rest of the situation. "I see…you four are welcome to ride with us. We'll be passing HQ on the way." Brosh says. "Yay! Thank you!" Myra says happily. She hugs the both of them. "I-It's no problem." Ross says, obviously wondering why a Major would hug her for such a simple reason. "Now, TO THE CAR!" Myra yells and runs towards the exit followed by the others.

~~~SCENE CHANGE~~~

"Finally, Central HQ." Lily says as they look at the large building in front of them. Lily laughs. "What's so funny?" Snowfur asks. "Remember how the library burned down?" Lily smirks. Snowfur then bursts out laughing. "Yeah. Wonder how he'll react to that." She says after she calms down. "I don't know about you guys, but I'm kinda nervous to see the Fuhrer, especially considering…" Myra trails off. Arin sighs. "Well, there's only one way to find out." She says as they all walk in.

"Fuhrer Bradley, sir!" They all exclaims as they salute. "It's nice to see you again, girls." The Fuhrer says, and waves his hand, signaling that this was a private conversation. The other officers leave the room. Lily gulps. This did not feel right. "So, as far as I can tell, you all did well in your studies?" He asks. "Yes sir!" They all say. He arches an eyebrow. "A little too well, if you get what I'm saying." The Fuhrer says, eyeing Lily. "That's correct Fuhrer. Or should I say, Wrath." Lily says sternly, dropping her salute. "Lily!" Snowfur exclaims. "Sorry sir, that was uncalled for. I humbly apologize-," Wrath signals for her to stop. "I already knew. After all, you are from a different world. And you all know what we are planning, including the Promised Day." He says, catching them off guard. "Yes, that is correct. So your plans have been found out." Lily says. "Yes, but we do, however, have time to change them." Wrath says. "And considering your sources, your presence in this world might change things. Isn't that correct, Pain?" Wrath says. The four girls look at each other. He was right. Completely correct. Their presence in this world might change everything. "Yes, but that doesn't stop us from finding out how. And don't call me Pain. My name is Lily." Lily responds, clearly ticked off that he used her homunculus name. Wrath smiles. "Well, let's drop this serious talk and get to the real reason why you all are here." He hands them a paper. It read: 'As announced by the Fuhrer King Bradley, the following State Alchemists, Lily Summers, Arin Miles, Sophia Lin, and Myra Bellias, are assigned to Colonel Roy Mustang.' The Fuhrer just smirks. "As the Fuhrer I can change this when I want. You keep our secret, I keep yours. Equivalent Exchange, is it not?" he says. "You are dismissed."

~~~5 DAYS LATER~~~

Ed and Al groan as they flop onto a table filled with notes. "Why'd he make it so damn hard?!" he complains. "Brother, maybe we should just ask Dr. Marcoh directly?" Al suggests. "No! I see this as Marcoh's challenge! It's like he's saying, 'those who can't even break this simple code have no right to know the truth!' I'm going to decipher it on my own, no matter what!" Ed says with a new determination. Al just sighs heavily and gets back to work. "Um…" a small voice says as the door to the room creaks open. The two boys looks up. "Sheska…?" Ed asks. "I'd heard that you two would be here." Sheska bows politely. "Thanks to you, Mr. Edward, I was able to transfer my mother to an excellent hospital! I really don't know how to thank you…" she says. "No sweat. It was nothing." Ed says. "But I feel bad about accepting so much money." Sheska says worriedly. "You don't need to worry about that. I got off cheap compared to the secret contained in this data is worth." Ed says, looking down at all the notes. "I see." Sheska says. "So those aren't just recipes, are they? So, how is your deciphering coming along?" Sheska asks. A rain of gloom falls upon the two Elrics. Sheska sweat drops. "Have you found a job yet?" Al asks. The doom falls to Sheska as Ed and Al sweat drop. "Well, I'd better go. Thank you so much for everything." Sheska says politely. "No problem. Don't worry about the money." Ed says. "It's not just the money. It's just…it makes me so happy that a nobody (A: KINGDOM HEARTS 2 REFERENCE! H: I don't think that was intentional… -sweat drop-) like me, who's never been good at anything was able to help out. Thank you." Sheska says. "You're not a nobody. I think being passionate about something is a talent in itself. Plus, with that amazing memory of yours, I'm sure you'll do alright." Al says. Sheska blushes. "Thanks!" she says happily.

"Yo!" a very familiar voice says from the doorway. The three look up to see Lieutenant Colonel Hughes and Arin walk into the room. "Lieutenant Colonel Hughes!" Ed exclaims. "Arin!" Al says happily. "I heard from the Major that you'd be here. I told you guys to give me a call if you were ever in Central! My little darling Elicia has missed you two! I can show you pictures!" Hughes exclaims. Arin glares at him and hold up a hand, ready to snap. "Hughes, I've already warned you twice…" she threatens. Hughes gulps and sweat drops. "Well, we've been kinda busy ever since we got here." Al says, breaking the tension. "I know what you mean! I've been so swamped lately; I haven't been able to leave the office to see my little darling-!" Arin cuts him off with a glare. Hughes sighs. "There've been so many incidents lately. The court-martial office that I'm in charge of has really been bustling. And we still haven't closed the Tucker chimera case." Hughes says. Ed visibly tenses and Alphonse shifts. "Oh, sorry about that, I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject." Hughes apologizes. "So, did you take time off to see us?" Edward asks. "Nah, I'm just on break. Thought I should drop by and say hi. I've gotta get back to work in a minute." Hughes says. "Sheesh, it's busy enough as it is without the first branch burning down like that. I can't take much more of this." Ed raises an eyebrow. "The first branch?" Hughes nods. "Uh-huh. It was close to the court-martial office so we used it to store our records. Incident logs, list of names, that kind of thing. As you can imagine, the fire's really slowed us down." Hughes says. "Hmmm…." Ed mutters. The Elrics slowly turn to Sheska as an idea forms in their heads. Sheska looks back and forth between the two, and then gasps. "WHAAAAAATTT?!" she exclaims, pointing to herself. "Well it's true I did read the military criminal records…and of course I remember them…but…" she mutters. "What'd you think, Lieutenant Colonel? We're trying to find a job for her." Ed says, smirking victoriously. "Huh? This little girl has an amazing talent like that?! She could really help us out!" Hughes exclaims. Ed twitches at the word 'little.' "Let's get the paperwork out of the way, right now! We're gonna give you a great salary!" Hughes says. "Huh?! But…um…really?" Sheska gapes. "Uh…you guys! Thank you so much! I'm going to be more confident in myself and try my hardest! Thank you so much for everything!" Sheska says as Hughes drags her out of the room, laughing. Arin sweat drops. "He looks like a kidnapper." Arin says. Ed nods.

"So, why're you here?" Al asks. "Well, we got information on our commanding officer." Arin says. "That's great! Who is it?" Al exclaims. "Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist." Arin responds. The two freeze in shock. "W-Wha…?" Ed gapes. Arin smirks. "It looks like we'll be working together for a while. All four of us." She says. Ed deadpans. "We'll get back to work now…" he says. "Oh no you don't!" Arin says and grabs his hand. "You need a break. And Lily wants you to introduce us to Colonel Mustang. He's actually temporarily stationed in Central to investigate the recent Scar incidents. So this is a perfect chance." Arin says and drags the two out the door.

~~~SCENE CHANGE~~~

Colonel Mustang sighs as he finishes another stack of paperwork. His Lieutenant, Riza Hawkeye walks in with another three stacks. "Am I ever going to get a break?!" Mustang complains. "Well with all the recent attacks on top of your regular paperwork, no. And you have four more subordinates to attend to." Hawkeye says. "Can't I have a little break?" Roy asks, pleadingly. Hawkeye loads a gun and points it at him. "No." she says in a stern voice. Mustang sweat drops. "Ok, I'll do it!" he says and picks up another pen. The rest of the team sighs. "It's almost like she's his mother." Havoc mutters. "I heard that Havoc!" Mustang says, irritated. "Yeah yeah…" Havoc says.

Suddenly there's a loud knock at the door. Mustang lets out another long sigh. "Come in." he says loudly. The door opens to reveal the Elric's along with four other girls. "Well well, Fullmetal. When have you become a ladies man?" Mustang teases. "I haven't! These just happen to be your new subordinates." Edward says, letting the four in. The rest of the team was now interested. "I'm surprised these weirdos even became State Alchemists." Ed mumbles. "Edward…what have I told you about calling me crazy?" A tall, blond girl says, glaring at him evilly. "Whatever, psychopath." Ed says. The girl laughs. "You know…I can get Arin to attack you again." She threatens. Ed stiffens. "You wouldn't!" he says. "I would." The girl answers. "Arin!" she calls. A short, brown haired girl walks up, holding her hand in a position to snap. "Arin…please spare me!" Ed begs. "Yeah. I still am mad at you for stealing my explosives." The girl dubbed as 'Arin' says. "PLEASE NO!" Ed yells as the girl begins to snap, over and over again. After the massacre, all that was left was a charred Edward. Arin smirks. "Shorty goes boom." She says and walks away. Mustang couldn't help but laugh. "Looks like these girls have you in for, Fullmetal." He says, smiling. "Shut up!" Ed yells. "Well, I did tie with you in a sparring match…" the blond girl comments. Ed glares at her. "Shouldn't we introduce ourselves?" A tall black haired girl asks. "Oh…right. Sorry." The blond haired girl says, blushing. She clears her throat. "I'm Major Lily Summers, the Plasma Alchemist." The blond haired girl, now introduces as Lily, says. Mustang arches an eyebrow. "Summers? As in, Lieutenant Colonel Brian and Allie Summers?" he asks. She nods. "They were my parents, sir." She responds. "I'm Major Arin Miles, the Combustion Alchemist." The brown haired girl says. "I'm Major Sophia Lin, the FrostFire Alchemist. But for some odd reason, they call me Snowfur, so you can call me that." Snowfur says. "I'm Major Myra Bellias, the Aquatic Alchemist." Myra says. Mustang visibly tenses. He sighs. "Brigadier General Isabella Bellias, the Dawn Alchemist. Colonel Jake Bellias, the Molten Alchemist. Am I right?" he asks. Myra nods sadly. "I was a great friend of theirs in the Rebellion. Wonderful people." Mustang says. He sighs and gets up. "Welcome to the team, you four." He says. "Sir!" the four say and salute.

"I'm Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc. Sup." Havoc says, smiling. "First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye." Riza says. "I-I'm Sergeant Kain Fuery. I-It's nice to meet you." A man says from the back of the room. "Warrant Officer Vato Falman." A tall man says. "Second Lieutenant Heymans Breda. Nice to meet you four." A man sitting on the couch says. "And you already know us." Al says. Lily nods. "Yup. You're Alphonse. You're shorty." She says. Edward glares at her. "WHO'RE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK BEAN SPROUT?!" Ed fumes. "You." Arin says. "I think that's the longest we've ever been serious. Ever." Snowfur says. "Seriously? I thought we beat that! Wasn't our record 1 minute and 36 seconds?" Lily asks. "Yeah. We just beat it!" Myra says happily. The team collectively sweat drops. What were they getting themselves into? Myra then looks around the room. "Why the gloomy atmosphere?" she asks. "Well, between all of the attacks and recent cases, we've been working nonstop." Havoc says. "Hmmm…it looks like we have a lot of work ahead of us." Lily says, turning to the other four. "I know! Why don't you sing like at Risenbool? It cheered up the atmosphere there." Al suggests. The rest of the team's heads perk up. "You four can sing?" Breda asks. "Yeah. They sing great. Lily even sang a solo!" Edward exclaims. Lily blushes. "Shut up! I'm not that good." She says. "What? I'm not lying." Ed says. Her face heats up even more. Edward looks at the other three for answers. "Lily has a tendency to get really embarrassed when people mention things like this." Snowfur says. "I said shut up!" Lily says and playfully punches her shoulder. All she gains was a hurt hand. "Ow! Stupid automail…" Lily says, rubbing her hand.

"Automail?" Mustang asks, now interested in the conversation. "Well, you see…" Snowfur starts. "Let's just say we all have a somewhat similar past to Elrics, if you get what I mean." Lily says. Mustang nods understandingly. "Well, are we going to sing?" Myra asks. "Uhhmmm…." Lily mutters. "Please?" Myra asks. Lily stares at her. "PRETTY PLEASE?" she pleads, giving Lily the puppy dog eyes while sparkling. Lily sighs. "Fine. Put please don't sparkle. It reminds me of Armstrong." She says. "You met Armstrong?" Havoc asks. Glooms looms over the four girls and the Elrics. "I feel your pain…" he mutters. "What are we singing?" Myra asks. "3rd opening?" Snowfur suggests, eyeing Lily. "Oh hell yes!" she says. "That's my favorite!" Arin sighs. "Alright then…"

"(Lily) Failure concentrating, body/motor responses hesitating. Soul/ego shaking, blur between daydreams and awakening. Loss of control and perpetual sense that luck and light are fading. No more ruminating; shake the strife off your life or keep on waiting."

"(Snowfur) That's my situation, can't escape 'cause to run is degradation. No expectations; still I fight to bite temptation. Got to be brave as I unenclave, find the prize is my fixation, I'm still holding onto my pride, Oh."

"(Lily and Snowfur) Is this the shine of a wine-toasted victory? Or is it just a sad bitter sigh of defeat? I'll take it either way; if fate is just a play I'm tying the strings up starting today."

"(All) Sound the chime, golden time Steal perfection in its prime. Take your place, poker face, ready for the race. I will choose to refuse the illusion, and shatter the nightmare. Faking tame, pressure game, win or lose it's all the same. Pay the fine, border line, hapless to divine; if there's any, how many and when will these games find an ender? What's the last thing I want to surrender?"

"(Myra) Stronger than a quarrel, get the proofs to win back your greatest moral. Silence is so dull, make the time that goes by resourceful. Sharpen my sense; get through this immense flow that I can barely read at all. I'll take a guess on my turns ahead."

"(Arin) Should I take my chance of winning through game sense, when I'm against a shadow that looks like beast? I'll face it like a man; I'll act through every plan, and face my defeat by losing the least."

"(All) Make demands, clap your hands; shake the ground through painful stands. Go the mile, fighting style, aim though every trial. Everyone, attention! Await danger, in exceeding boundaries. Do not fail, Fairy Tale; etch into history's sail. Go and see, victory, perfect as can be. So steady, are you ready? Go and throw away all of your questions. Climb the stairs that lead into perfection."

"(Lily) Like a goddess, you shine your smile upon me. All your charm possesses me; you are all I can see. As a fall, you invite me deeper right into your heart. I can feel my greed inside taking over. And a dream inside that keeps growing on forever; and now no one can delay my way to the start. Whoa!"

"(Lily) Sound the chime, golden time; steal perfection in its prime. Take your place, poker face, ready for the race. I will choose to refuse the illusion and shatter the nightmare. Faking tame, pressure game, win or lose it's all the same. Pay the fine, border line, hapless to divine; if there's any, how many and when will these games find an ender? Whoa!"

"(Lily) So just go; do you know destiny is meant to be snatched from me? So just bask in the glory of sunlight where you are meant to be."

The whole team stares at the four in shock. Lily takes a deep breath. "I like that song, but man does it take a lot of breath." She comments. "I feel ya…" Snowfur says, out of breath. "Holy sh*t." Havoc says, staring. Myra laughs. "That was fun!" she says, falling onto the couch. Ed smirks. "Told you they were good." He says. "You know, you could be famous for that." Mustang says. Lily waves a hand. "Nah, we just do this for fun." She says. "You sing for fun and you're this good?!" Breda exclaims. Snowfur nods. "Yup. Lily and I sang all the time when we were little." Snowfur says. "We weren't that good back then though." Lily says with a laugh.

Arin then gasps loudly. "WHAT?!" Lily asks loudly. "I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I HAVE PIXIE STICKS!" Arin yells.

"YOU HAVE PIXIE STICKS?!"
"YESSS! I HAVE TONS!"

"OH MY GOD ARIN YOU'RE MY SAVIOUR!"

"What the hell is a pixie stick?" Ed asks. The four girls stare at each other, waiting for them to come up with a good cover story. "It's a candy from our village. Arin learned how to make them." Snowfur says, sweat dropping. "Yeah…" Lily says shakily. "It's basically flavored sugar." She says. Mustang's eye twitches. "Is that even healthy?" he asks. "Well, we haven't had any in a year or so…so yes! It is!" Myra says. "Bust 'em out!" Lily yells. Arin smiles and grabs a bag out of nowhere. She dumps it on the table and out comes TONS of pixie sticks. Literally TONS. Like the weight. Lily and Myra sparkle. "YEEESSSSSS!" Lily squeals and grabs a ton, ripping one open. "You know, we should probably warn them…" Snowfur trails off. "Oh yeah." Lily says and turns to the others. "Whenever we come in contact with something that has sugar in it, we go crazy. And I mean really crazy." She says. Ed sweat drops. "How crazy are we talking?" He asks.

"Well…" Lily says, thinking. "When I eat sugar, every ounce of intelligence leaves my brain and I act completely drunk. Snowfur doesn't stop laughing, Myra acts like an idiot, sorta like I do, and Arin….well….she gets so crazy that it's scary." She explains and dumps some sugar in her mouth. "You should try some." She says and hands Ed some of them. "Okay…" He carefully opens it and dumps some of the sugar in his mouth. "Holy crap this is AMAZING!" he yells. "See? I TOLD you!" Lily says and eats another one. This was going to be fun.

~~~30 MINUTES LATER~~~

As the time goes on, Mustang notices that the girls were starting to get an unnatural sparkle in their eyes. What exactly was the sugar doing to them?

"Heyyyy Snowfur-chan!" Lily yells after a while. "Yeah?" Snowfur asks. "Snnnnoooowwwfffuuurrrr!" she yells. "Yeeaaaahhhhh?" she asks.

"SNOWFUR!"

"What?"

"SNOWFUR-CHAN!"

"WHAT?"

"SNOWFUR-SENPAIIIII!"

"Ok, seriously what are you-?"
"SNOWFUR-SENPAI!"
"What are you-?"

"SNOWFUR-SENPAI!"

"WHAT?"

"SNOWFUR-SENPAI! KAWAII-DESU!"

"Ok, now you're just saying random things in Japanese."

"Baka tomodachi neko!"

"Wh-What?" (Holding back laughter)

"Neko! Neko-chan!"

"Okay…*laugh*…seriously?"

"Neko! NEKO-CHAN!"

*bursts out into laughter*

"I like trains."

"Myra…*snort*…you're not helping…*laughs*"

Edward, Alphonse and the rest of the team watch in confusion at the exchange between the girls. A small laugh comes from Arin as she covers her mouth. She swallows, and looks over at the other three. "Don't make me laugh while I'm eating!" she yells. Lily giggles. "But then we could ride the magical unicorns!" she says. "Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows!" Snowfur sings. Myra bursts out in laughter. "It's a magical pony, flying through the sky!" Myra sings, practically yelling. Edward sweat drops. "How do you survive through this?" he asks. Lily laughs. "It's FUN! Come on, try it!" she urges. "Is it really that fun?" Havoc asks, mildly interested. "Not you too Havoc…" Mustang mutters. Arin nods. "It's fun to go crazy! It helps you loosen up!" she says and hand Havoc about ten pixie sticks. "If you say so…" Havoc mutters and opens one up.

~~~23 MINUES LATER (Yes it has to be 23)~~~

The four girls plop into a military dorm, still a bit hyper from the sugar. They decided to leave after everyone passed out. And after the office was completely destroyed. And after Ed blew up some of Arin's explosives. And after she went completely insane and destroyed him. And after…(Lily: You know what, I'll just stop now). After sitting in silence for a while, Lily starts thinking about things. "Hey, don'tcha think it's weird that Truth sent us here, but we know how to get back? Why did he send us here if he knew that we could leave?" She asks after a while. Arin puts down her phone. "No clue. It must be something important though." She says. Snowfur nods. "To be completely honest, I kinda wanna stay; until the Promised Day is over." Snowfur comments. "Al is so sweet~" Myra says happily in a daze. Lily laughs. "Myra, do you have a crush on Al?" she asks, smirking. Myra's face goes red. "Uhm….maybe? I want ice cream though." She says. "Yeah…ice cream! So good~" Lily sweat drops and slowly backs away from her. Arin laughs and sighs. "It's really nice here though. I'll go along with what Truth wants for now." She says. Snowfur smiles. "I know how you feel. It seems so surreal but…it's real too." She says. Lily's expression darkens. "But you do know what happens once Ed and Al decode Dr. Marcoh's notes, right?" she asks, thinking of Lab 5 and the homunculi. "Yeah. You sure you gonna be okay once we go there? Considering your past and all…" Snowfur trails off. Lily nods. "I'll be fine! Don't worry about me."

"You sure?"

"I'm positive."

Al: *gapes at Myra* Wh-Wha-?

Myra: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! NOPE! JUST ICE CREAM!

Arin: Suurreee~

Myra: Shut up!

Lily: ANOTHER SHIP.

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!

Edward: *screams* NOOOOO! WHY! WHY SNOWFUR WHY?!

Snowfur: I didn't mean to! It just happened!

Mustang: *walks into the room* What's going on here? I heard screaming and-WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!

Lily: BURN IT! BURN IT! KILL THE MONSTER!

Ed: MY EARS!

Myra: It's so kawaii! *stares at Nyan Cat*

Snowfur: IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL!

Mustang: *snaps*

Nyan Cat: *dies*

Ed: *falls on floor gasping for breath* Thank the gate...it stopped...

Lily: COLONEL! YOU ARE MY SAVIOR! *glomps Mustang*

Arin: *whistling in the background*

Myra: Well that was it for this chapter! See you all next time! Byeeeee~ 3