Lily: Hello pplz of...this...website...that is fanfiction...and stuff I guess?

Snowfur: That was weird.

Lily: *glares at Snowfur* I had a brain fart. WELCOME TO CW CHAPPIE 14.

Ed: Good job Lily.

Anni: *from far away* SHUT IT PIPMIDGET!

Ed: Who the hell said that?!

Lily: ...no one.

Arin: That is your new nickname, PIPMIDGET!

Snowfur: Thank you whoever you are!

Ed: Why are you THANKING them?!

Roy: Because it's fun to see you yell. Pipmidget.

Anni: *from far away* YOU'RE WELCOME GIRLS!

Arin: Wow. That's a lot of exclamation points.

Maes: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

Arin: Hypocrite.

Myra: It's been broken, thanks to you.

Snowfur: ….WHY THE GRAMMAR THO? NO ONE PUTS THAT MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!

Arin: You're one 2 talk. *smirks*

Anni: *from afar* I DO!

Snowfur: ...sh*t. And STOP IT.

Truth: Heya. What's going-*sees exclamation points*-nvm.

Everyone: F**k off Truth, you are unwanted!

Truth: *glares* Fine. I'll leave.

Ed: Thank goodness they didn't hit me.

Lily: Cuz chu are the so shorty pipmidget.

Snowfur: *banging head on wall* I dead, don't speak to the deceased.

Arin: You did it again.

Snowfur: DAMNIT!

Lily: You know what time it is!

Myra: DISCLAIMER TIME!

Arin: ROY!

Ed: Thought I was doing it.

Snowfur: You have been replaced.

Roy: *smirks* I guess I'm just that awesome Fullmetal. Unlike you, of course.

Lily: OOOOOOOOHHHH! BURRRRNNN!

Myra: Get dunked on shorty!

Anni: This is so funny to watch. *eats popcorn*

Roy: A-HWriting does-

Ed: *pushes Roy* DOESN'T OWN FMA. START THE CHAPTER.

Roy: Fullmetal-

Myra: Enjoy!

"Isn't that right, Pain?"

Lily's heart nearly stops as soon as Greed spoke those words. Her breathing becomes shaky. She didn't know what Alphonse thought of her now. No...no...DAMNIT! She thinks as Greed lets go of her with a smirk. What…what does Alphonse think of me now? D-Does he hate me? To be honest, Lily didn't want to know. She closes her eyes, afraid to see Alphonse. What was he feeling right now? Anger? Pity? Sorrow?

I don't even deserve that much...Lily thinks to herself. I'm a homunculus. A worthless creature that should be destroyed before I kill someone. Just like the others….

"Oh! And one more thing, kid." Greed says. Lily hears Al's armor creak. "Homunculi have a philosopher's stone at their core." Alphonse let's out an audible gasp and his soul-fire eyes widen. "Though you'd like to know, since I'm not the only one who does. I just didn't like keeping you in the dark." Greed says, and Lily winces.

His words were like a stab in her gut. That's right...I know about this. The four of us know and we didn't tell them...but...it's for the best. If we did we'd be changing things...making things happen that shouldn't. It's the right thing to do...r-right? The more she tried to convince herself, the more guilty she felt. Tears prick the corner of her eyes and she forces them down. She was not going to cry here. Not in front of them.

"Now, I've told you all of this information, and I'm about to offer you a pretty fair trade. Equivalent exchange, if you will. If you tell me how you got your soul bonded to that armor, I'll give you a philosopher's stone." Greed says. "It's what you've wanted...isn't it?" Alphonse looks at the homunculus.

"No." He says firmly. Greed stares at the armor in shock. "I don't even know how I got like this. You'd have to ask my brother. And even if he was here, he wouldn't tell you anything, I can promise you that much." The raw strength in Alphonse's voice was immense. Lily could feel it practically radiating off the suit of armor. This is what I meant...I could never be as strong as them.

"Heh. Well that's too bad. I thought I could do this peacefully. Guess I was wrong." Greed mutters. "I'll just have to beat it out of you." Lily's eyes snap open and she sees Greed grabbing a knife, getting ready to stab Alphonse. He lashes forward, and Alphonse shifts backwards.

Lily growls angrily and breaks the rope binding her hands together. She rushes between the two and grabs the knife. The metal was slicing her hand, and blood was dripping from it since she was gripping it so hard. But she didn't care. All she wanted to ensure was that Alphonse was safe and alive. "Don't you dare touch him!" She snarls, her vision turning red for a brief moment.

Greed smirks. I wonder how riled up she can get...he thinks. "Why protect him, Pain? He's just a pathetic human. Actually, he isn't even that. He's not human. Just a worthless pile of metal trash." He says. Lily's eyes turn a bright red and the marks around her Ouroboros tattoo extend up to her chin. A faint dark aura surrounds her. "You bastard!" She yells, slashing at him. Just a little more. Greed thinks. "Heh. You're still doing it. Protecting that trash pile."

"Don't you dare talk about him like that! I will rip you to SHREDS!" Lily screams, the dark aura becoming stronger. She readies herself to attack, when a sharp burning sensation explodes in her side. She falls to her knees, and sees that Greed had stabbed her in the side with his knife. "Man, if you're gonna get riled up like that, say goodbye to your life. All creatures leave themselves wide open when they're angry." Greed says. "Even homunculi. Maybe that tip will help ya in the future."

"LILY!" Alphonse yells and Lily falls to the ground, clutching her side. No...not Lily! Please be okay...he thinks, staring at her with wide eyes. After a few moments, red sparks fly around her side. She sits up, completely healed. "Lil...y…?" Alphonse mutters, gaping at her."I can't get hurt Alphonse. Homunculus, remember?" Lily mutters, and Alphonse looks away from her. Guess it is true...he thinks.

Knew it...he does hate me, doesn't he? She thinks, letting her hair shield her eyes. "I'm sorry Alphonse…" She mutters, and opens her mouth to say something else. However, a loud thump is heard, and the door to the room slams open.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Ed screams, throwing an unconscious chimera on the floor next to him. Greed stares at Ed. "Um...welcome." He says, and Ed's eye twitches. "'Welcome?' That's all you have to say?" He asks. "Why the hell did you kidnap my brother and Lily?!" He exclaims. "Brother, be careful. This guy's a-," Lily looks at Alphonse with a pleading stare. Please don't tell him...she thinks. "He's a homunculus. And he has a philosopher's stone at his core!" Al finishes, and Lily lets out a small sigh of relief. Thank truth... "Really?" Ed asks, and Greed rolls his eyes. "Way to ruin my fun." Ed turns back to Greed. "You never answered my question."

"I was just looking for a little information." Greed says, holding up his hand. Ed stares at it. "An Ouroboros tattoo." He mutters. "Observant, aren't we?" Greed says. "Why don't you ask your friends instead?" Ed asks, narrowing his eyes. "The Ouroboros gang at Lab 5 had souls bounded to armor." He mutters. "Huh. Well what do ya know?" Greed says. "We don't really talk anymore…"

"Well, I've got a little proposal for you. A trade of information. You tell me how to bond a soul, and I'll give you a philosopher's stone." Greed says with a smirk. He looks at Alphonse. "But I really don't get why you'd want your old body back. You've got a perfect one already."

"No I don't!" Al yells back. "You don't need to eat, you don't need to sleep, you don't even need to use the toilet! Sounds great to me!" Greed exclaims. Ed looks at him for a moment, then his expression turns to one of pure rage. Lily covers her ears, preparing for his rant. "That's enough…." Ed mumbles.

"Shut your damn mouth!" Ed lets out a yell of frustration, and glares at Greed. "Sounds great to you?! You have no idea the hell he's been through stuck with that body! And you wanna know how to transmute a soul? You kidnap my brother and my friends and you wanna trade secrets with me?!" At this point, Ed was screeching in anger. Lily didn't know he could get this loud. The chimeras seemed to be extremely taken aback, and Greed stares at him, unamused. "I'll crush you creeps. And I won't give you ANYTHING! In other words, there won't be an exchange with you SCUM!"

Complete silence fills the area. The chimeras had somewhat recovered from Ed's screaming. Greed looks at him and starts clapping slowly. Lily would've laughed, but it wasn't an appropriate time.

Dolcetto, the dog chimera sighs. "I guess we'll have to do this by force. Again." He mutters, and takes out his sword. Ed immediately jumps up and dodges the sword, kicking Dolcetto in the face. He smirks. "You're a lot slower than a prisoner I know." He says, clapping his hands and transmuting his arm into a blade. "Next?" Alphonse looks at Lily, who was staring at Ed fight in awe.

Believe me Alphonse, there's no way I could be as strong as Ed.

Alphonse remembers when she said that and his eyes widen in realization. Did she say that because she's a homunculus? The people from Lab 5 seem to also be homunculi…he thinks. He looks away from her and back at Ed. He needed time to think things over.

"Roa, get the armored kid outta here. I guess we'll dismantle him. Bring the girl with him. Martel, don't give him control." Greed orders, and Roa, the cow chimera, pins Alphonse down. Martel takes his helmet off and slips inside of him. "Wha-Get out!" Alphonse yells, struggling against her. Martel smirks. "Heh. Orders are orders, kid. I can't." She says, forcing him down. Roa walks over to Lily, and binds her hands together with another piece of rope. She didn't struggle, and allows him to haul her on his shoulder. She sighs.

"Man, today has been great! Getting captured and kidnapped in the span of, what, an hour? Hah! Best day of my life!" Lily says sarcastically, making Greed sweat drop. "Hey! Get away from them!" Ed yells, running towards them. Greed activates his shield and blocks Ed. "You're not going anywhere." He says.

Roa looks at Dolcetto, and he nods. The two run towards the exit of the room. "Wait! Come back! Al! Lily!" Ed yells, and Lily turns back at him. "See ya later pipsqueak." She says with a smile and waves. The door closes behind them, but Lily could still hear them fighting. She sighs. A small pit of worry was forming in her stomach, though, she didn't understand why. She knew what was going to happen; Greed was going to die, and Ed would stay alive. Calm yourself...he'll be fine.

"So, you're a homunculus like the boss?" Martel asks from inside Al's armor. Lily nods. "Yeah. You saw the Ouroboros, didn't you?" She mutters, looking away. "...why didn't you tell us?" Al asks, and Lily winces at the hurt in his voice. "I...I guess I was just afraid of your reaction." Lily mutters. Alphonse looks away from her and sighs. "How many other people know?" Al asks. "Just Snowfur, Arin and Myra." She says. The two go silent, trying to think of what to say next.

"...you know, you can tell me anything." Al says, and Lily stares at him. "You don't need to hide anything. I won't get mad." He says. Lily looks at the floor in shame. "...I'm sorry Al." She mutters. "Just...please don't tell anyone else. I'd like to keep it a secret for as long as possible." Al tilts his head in confusion. "Why?" He asks. Lily looks at him in the eyes. "Please, Al." She pleads. Alphonse stares at her. Whatever reason she had for keeping it a secret seemed to be important to her. She looked and sounded ready to break. Al sighs. "...alright. I won't tell anyone."

While the two were talking, the chimeras had taken them to the sewers. Dolcetto sniffs the air. "Something doesn't smell right…" He mutters. "You know what it feels like to me?" Roa asks, and Lily looks at him. "Old times." The military and the Fuhrer should be here by now. And Izumi should've come too… Lily thinks. She sighs. Things are gonna get crazy from here. Mind as well get rid of these two… She looks at Dolcetto and Roa.

Dolcetto suddenly jumps back, unconsciously going into a battle stance. "People have arrived. A lot of them." He says. "Military?" Roa asks. "Most likely. We should head up there." Dolcetto says, turning around.

"But what about what Greed said?" Martel asks.

"I'm pretty sure you can handle these two. We'll be back." Roa says, setting Lily on the ground next to Alphonse. "Yeah, and Greed will probably show up soon. That kid shouldn't have been that difficult to beat." Dolcetto says. Martel sighs. "Just be quick." She mutters. Dolcetto smiles. "We will." And with that, the two head off.

"Geez. They're stupid. Why would they leave me here alone when I can only look after one kid?" Martel grumbles. "It actually is pretty smart." Lily says. "Yeah, I can escape, but I'm not gonna leave Al alone. So I'm gonna stay put." She looks over at Alphonse. "Unless Al breaks free, of course." Al's helmet shifts a little bit, symbolizing a nod. Lily smirks.

Suddenly, Alphonse jerks upward, startling Martel. He stands up and attempts to run forward. However, Martel was able to push him forwards, causing the armor to fall over with a loud clank. Al tries to crawl forwards, fighting against Martel's control. "Fight Alphonse!" Lily yells. Alphonse looks over at her, deadpanning and glaring. Lily sweat drops. I should just shut up, shouldn't I…?

"Why won't you just stay still!" Martel says, forcing Al to stop moving. "Quit struggling!" Al forces himself forwards again. "I..don't...wanna!" He yells in protest, continuing to crawl.

A pair of footsteps echo in front of them. Lily perks up, and sees a tall figure heading towards them. Alphonse also looks forward, and Martel throws off his helmet. Al lets out a startled yelp at the sudden movement. "Greed!" Martel yells happily.

"Ah, Martel. I'm glad to see that you're safe." Greed says, walking up to them. "It's nice to see you're also safe, Pain." Lily sends a glare in his direction and looks away, staying silent. "Angry? Oh well." He mutters. "What's going on up there?" Martel asks. "No one else has made it back yet." Greed sighs. "Yeah...things have gotten a little out of hand, so we need to figure a way out of here." He says.

"I can't let you do that." A voice says, and a chill runs up Lily's spine. Wrath...she thinks. Martel gasps and quickly heads back into Al's armor, putting his helmet back on. Greed narrows his eyes. "What do you want, old man?" He asks. "It's the Fuhrer! Why is he here?" Al asks. "King Bradley?" Martel thinks aloud.

"Huh. What's the most powerful man in the country doing down here?" He asks. "Not that you'd know, but growing old isn't easy." Bradley says. Greed furrows his eyebrows. "This year marks my 60th birthday. It's frustrating how your body stops moving the way you want it to. So I've decided to finish this job as quickly as possible and return home." Greed lets out a laugh. "I've got an idea." He activates his shield on his right arm. "Retire!"

Before Greed could even move, Bradley unsheathes his sword and slices upwards, cutting off Greed's arm. It falls into the sewer water, and red sparks start to fly around Greed's arm. "Well look at this. The old man's got some moves!" The two start slashing at each other. "Leave, quickly." Lily mutters. Alphonse nods, not questioning her judgement.

Bradley slashes Greed into the wall, causing part of it to crumble. "Greed!" Martel yells, and Alphonse turns away. "Shh…" he mumbles, running off. Lily struggles with the rope behind her. Damnit...break you stupid piece of rope! Ugh, why did I even let him put it on? Stupid! She forces her arms against it, eventually breaking it. She immediately rubs her wrists, which were turning red. "Damn rope burn…" She mumbles under her breath.

Meanwhile, Greed and Bradley were fighting each other, slashing in a blurred frenzy. Bradley was making most of the shots, successfully hitting Greed. Greed returns one if the hits, cutting off his eyepatch. Bradley stabs both of his swords into Greed's neck. Blood splatters everywhere and Greed instinctively gasps for air. "I understand why you think you have an advantage over me, since I don't posses your ultimate shield or an ultimate spear that can pierce any substance." Bradley mutters.

"But I'll tell you a secret. Do you know how I'm able to distinguish myself from the bullets on the battlefield time after time? To rise to my current position?" Greed slowly moves his head down to look at the man, more blood splurting out his mouth and nose. "Y-You're…" Bradley slowly opens his eye, revealing the Ouroboros tattoo on it. He leans closer to Greed, glaring at him.

"I may not have the protection of your shield, but I clearly see your weakness with my ultimate eye." Bradley shift the swords slightly, and throws Greed to the wall. He falls to the ground, red sparks starting to fly around his neck. I should meet up with Alphonse...Lily thinks, slowly moving away from the two. Bradley looks down at him. "Now Greed...how many times will I have to kill you before you stay dead?"

~~~WITH MARTEL AND AL~~~

"AL!" Lily yells, running towards him. "Lily!" Alphonse yells. "What's happening? Where's Greed?" Martel asks frantically. Lily opens her mouth to speak, but is interrupted by footsteps coming from behind her. She turns around to see Greed wobbling towards them, with a sword in his throat. He falls to the ground, blood dripping from the wound. Bradley appears not far behind him. "GREED!" Martel yells, moving Al's helmet. Al forces her back into the armor. "Be quiet! He might kill you!"

"This makes 15 times I've killed you." Bradley mutters. "Aw crap." A voice says. Greed weakly looks up and sees Dolcetto and Roa standing in front of them. They both had blood seeping through their clothes and were badly injured. "I kinda wish we'd died back there…" Dolcetto mutters. "There's still plenty of time to tuck your tail and run away." Roa says, clutching his shoulder. Dolcetto walks towards Alphonse with Roa not far behind him.

"True, but I've got this obnoxious sense of canine loyalty." He takes out his sword and cuts off the chains binding Al's arms and legs. "Do us a favor kid and get her outta here." Dolcetto mutters, and Martel gasps. "Protect her." Roa says. Martel pounds Al's armor. "Dolcetto! Roa!" She yells. The two chimera's run towards Bradley, ignoring her.

"Hey! Quit trying to stop me! Let me go!" Martel yells. "I can't!" Al yells back. "Let me out! I don't have time for this! Open up! They need my help damnit!" She protests, continuing to pound at his armor. "I said no! I can't let you out!" he says. The two continue to argue.

Bradley slashes at Dolcetto, cutting him in half. Roa tenses up and yells in rage. He sends a punch at Bradley, but he also cuts Roa, killing him. Lily wanted to gag at the sight. It was too terrible for her to handle. "DOLCETTO! ROA!" Martel screams. Tears start to form in her eyes. "Please...I'm begging you…" She cries, leaning against his chestplate. "I'm sorry…" Alphonse says, sounding broken. "I can't."

"Woah. That was a little excessive." Greed says, fully healed. "Killing me is one thing, but they're not coming back." Bradley narrows his eyes. "Pitying the loss of dogs? Pathetic." He mutters. "Excuse me? Are you senile? Did you forget who I am, old man?" Greed asks. "I'm the living incarnation of Greed. Those weren't my friends Bradley, they were my possessions! Money, woman, henchmen; they're all possessions! So killing my henchmen is the same as stealing from me!" Greed's voice was startling to leak pure anger. "And I don't let people take what's mine."

Bradley turns around. "Greed. You grow more pathetic by the second!" He bolts towards Greed at an extremely high speed and continuously slashes at him, not giving him enough time to dodge. Greed is able to collect himself and activate his shield on his arms, blocking the blows. However, Bradley was able to stab multiple swords into Greed's chest, throwing him into the water with one final blow. "Now you stay put. I'll be right back."

Lily's eyes widen as she realizes what was going to happen next. He's coming after us...she thinks. "We've gotta run." Alphonse says, moving backwards. "Not so fast." Bradley says. "Aren't you the younger brother of Edward Elric? They didn't hurt you, did they? Can I help you at all?" He asks, walking up to the armor. "Uhh...sure! Uh...I mean no...I-I'm fine!" Alphonse stutters. Martel glares at the man and sticker her arm into Alphonse's. She forces him up and grabs him by the neck. Al lets out a startled yelp.

"Martel! Don't do this!" Al yells. Martel ignores him. "Stop it Martel! Please!" Martel clutches his neck harder. "Die Bradley!" She screams, her voice sounding broken and hurt. Bradley grabs one of his swords, and stabs it into Al's armor. The grip on his neck is released and blood splatters from inside the armor. Alphonse freezes, and the soul fire eyes in his helmet vanish. "ALPHONSE! MARTEL!" Lily yells.

Bradley turns to her. "Hello there, Pain." He says with mock happiness. "Don't call me that!" Lily snarls. Bradley laughs. "Feisty as ever." He walks closer to her, smirking. "You know, Father gave me orders not to kill you. However, a weakling like you deserves to die. You're helping humans. Weak and pathetic humans. You're a disgrace to us." He says angrily, glaring at her. Lily clenches her fists. She turns to Bradley, glaring at him. She had enough.

"Wrath…" Lily mutters, her hair covering her face. "I've had it with you and your dumb logic. Humans? Pathetic my ass. Humans are strong. Very strong." Bradley smirks. "Are you sure? Your so-called friends, the Elrics, the human girls, tried to play God! They attempted human transmutation out of their own selfish desires."

"YOU DON'T KNOW THE HELL THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH DAMNIT!" Lily yells, her eyes turning red. "Selfish desires? You want to talk about selfish?! Well then, you all are also selfish! You all created philosopher's stones and killed thousands of people just for your own power! And that damn 'Father' bastard is planning to destroy the entire country just for is own gain! You bastards are the selfish ones here!"

"Father said not to kill you...but that doesn't mean I can't hurt you." Bradley mutters, readying his swords. Lily takes out her daggers, the markings around her Ouroboros extending up to her chin. "Come at me."

The two dart towards each other at an extremely high speed. Although Lily didn't realize it, she was unconsciously using her power to cover her daggers in darkness. Bradley readies his swords and slashes at Lily, aiming for her vitals on her neck. She blocks the swords with her daggers. The raw strength of Bradley's blows pushed her backwards. Lily knew she needed to have a plan in order to beat this guy.

Thinking quickly, Lily goes to kick Bradley's feet to throw him off balance. He jumps up, dodging her and turning her plan against her. He puts more pressure on Lily's daggers, knocking her off her feet. She falls onto the concrete with a loud thump! She winces as pain starts to blossom on the back of her head. Bradley smirks, making Lily infuriated. That smug bastard!

The darkness around her flares, shooting at Bradley and knocking him over. Lily quickly gets up, readying her daggers. She bolts towards him, not bothering to wait for Bradley to get up. She slashes at him, cutting him in various places. Bradley dodges, but not unscathed. Lily's vision starts to turn a tint of red as the marking extend past her chin. She smirks. She couldn't wait to make him feel agony, to hear him cry out in pain and suffering. The darkness surround her starts to break off into orbs floating behind her.

Lily readies her attack, and then stops abruptly, remembering what happened the last time she used her powers. Damnit...I can't...I can't let that happen again! She thinks, shaking her head. The darkness around her slowly fades, and eventually she was back to normal. As soon as her power turned off, she felt a rush of tiredness flow through her. It seemed as if her body was too worn out to work anymore, and she had to struggle to keep her legs from giving out under her.

Bradley speeds at her, stabbing his swords into her neck, the same way he did to Greed. Lily gasps, tears making their way to her eyes. Her throat burned immensely. She could feel hot liquid filling up inside her throat, making so that she couldn't breathe. She knew it was blood. She chokes, grasping at her neck frantically.

I don't wanna die...I don't wanna die… She thinks, tears rolling down her cheeks. No no no...please…

"Scared?" Bradley chuckles, twisting the swords around and pulling them out. "You really are weak." Lily's vision starts to flicker black from the lack of air. She chokes, taking one final breath before closing her eyes.

Dying felt….weird. It felt like she was floating upwards in a sea of black, twisting and turning around. She looks up, noticing a small white light breaking through the darkness. The continues to float up, reaching for the light. She was about to grab it when suddenly, her spirit is yanked back to her body.

Lily gasps, abruptly opening her eyes and shooting up. Her hand immediately goes to her neck, and instead of blood and holes she feels smooth skin. She sighs shakily, sniffling and wiping the tears from her eyes. I just died...and I came back….Lily thinks to herself. I-I...died...

"ALPHONSE! LILY!"

Lily looks around, trying to find where the voice came from. Ed…? She thinks. In the corner of her eye, she spots a few figures heading towards them. "Over here!" Lily calls, desperately trying to keep her voice level. "Edward Elric! I found them!" Lily hears…Major Armstrong yell. Eventually the two make it to them, and Ed immediately spots Alphonse.

"AL!" He yells, rushing towards him and crouching down next to the armor. "Wh...What happened?" Ed asks Lily, turning to face her. "Martel died while she was in…" Lily pauses, stopping to calm herself. "While she was inside A-Al. And then Al blanked out…" She mutters, looking at the empty eye sockets of the helmet. Ed sighs, setting a hand on the armor's chest plate. "Anything else?" He asks. Lily stays silent, not wanting to say anymore. She didn't want to tell him what just happened.

"Alright…" Ed says, standing up. "I hope Alphonse is okay…" Lily mutters. "Yes, I do hope young Alphonse is alright. It would be such a tragedy of we lost him!" Armstrong says, wiped tears from his eyes. Lily swipes stray sparkles away from her face. Ed gives Armstrong an unamused look, then turns back to Al. "...Al…" He mutters, staring at it sadly. Lily walks up to him and puts a hand on his shoulder. "He'll be okay, Ed. I know it." Lily says with a small smile. Ed nods in response, staying silent. "Come on, let's clean him up and move him and Martel out of here."

Ed: Wow. Okay, so I leave you alone for ONE minute and you get kidnapped and die. Good job Lily.

Al: I SHIP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Ed: ALPHONSE WHYY!

*Mysterious voice from the great beyond: I DO TOO!*

Lily: Shhhh! A, don't break the fourth wall!

*Mysterious voice from the great beyond: SHUT UP. I'M ALLOWED TO SHIP MY OWN CHARA-CTERS.*

Lily: Those puns tho.

Ed: Is no one gonna react to what I said!

Lily: Oh. WELL SORRY ED! IT'S NOT LIKE I INTENTIONALLY SAID 'HEY! IMMA GET KIDNAPPED AND DIE TODAY! THAT SOUNDS FUN!'

Ed: But still. One minute. ONLY ONE MINUTE.

Arin: *coughcoughREVIEWScoughcough*

Lily: *sees review* Uh, Kain, you should read this one.

Kain: O-Okay...! Um...The first one is from Nikkiproductions23. She says:

KAIN-SENPAI! I LOVE YOU! *evil snicker* If A-HWriting put him in the plot, then that means that he has a potential in the story, think about it. Who knows, maybe Fuery might, MIGHT get a girl. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I LOVE YOUR STORIES! #EDLY
~NIKKI

Kain: Uh...Th-Thanks! Wait...get a girl?!

Lily: …..Reneeeeeee…..We talked about this….

Renee: I don't care! I SHIP IT! #Edly will happen, I will make it happen with ze halp of A-HWriting!

Lily: WTF. NO. SO MUCH NO. (Btw Renee is Nikki, and she is mah unofficial editor/beta reader. YAY.) Okay, STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL. SRSLY PPL.

Renee: bOI… tEMMIE is REal! *leaves*

Lily: Bye!

Arin: What…

Snowfur: ...just happened?

Lily: Life just happened

Ed: *ahem* I will read the next-

Roy: -REVIEW! AHAHA! So, it's from-

Ed: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Anni: I is getting ze popcorn... *grabs popcorn* Continue.

Lily: I have a feeling we all saw this coming sooner or later…

Roy: What? You did it to me at the beginning of the chapter! It's Equivalent Exchange Fullmetal.

Ed: BASTARD!

Anni: Burn, burn now. Fight. Fight. Fight!

Lily: NO FIGHTING IN THE OFFICE. I will literally make you pay the bill.

Anni:Yes fighting, yes, yes, YAS!

Snowfur: My brain is melting from all the incorrect grammar.

Myra: *steals review* THENEXTREVIEWISFROMOBSESSEDFANGIRL! SHE SAYS:

Hello? Are the reviews working again? I think they are.
*coughs* Anyway... I have a few messages, some to my ships, some to individuals. Here we go.
TO: ALL
I'm not the only one who's shipping Al and Myra and Lily and Ed, right? Also, have any of you ever watched and read Percy Jackson or Harry Potter? I need someone to rant to about how the movies didn't follow the books.
TO: LILY AND ED/MYRA AND AL
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. YOU. WILL. BE. CANON.
TO: SNOWFUR
Keep it up with grammar Nazi, you'll get them to stop eventually!
TO: ARIN
Remember my message and don't get caught with your explosives. I may or may not speak from experience when I say it can get you in trouble. Kidding! Probably...
Well, that was long. But take heed to my messages, comrades! Goodbye for now! *salutes and grins*

Snowfur: NOPE. I SHIP IT TOO.

Lily: *glares at Snowfur* Why did you betray me…? OMG. OMG. U SAID HARRY POTTER. AND PERCY JACKSON. *hugs ObsessedFangirl* YOU ARE OFFICIALLY REPLACING SNOWFUR!

Anni: ...HARRY POTTER! Are you going to read the newest book when it comes out?!

Lily: UH NO DUH. YAS. Also, prepare for a rant. *ahem*

Myra: Knowing her, this is gonna be loud…

Snowfur: My brain, MY BRAIN!

Lily: SHUT UP. *ahem* WHY THE HELL DIDN'T THEY FOLLOW THE BOOKS?! Okay, HP i get cuz the books were so long and the movies didn't have enough space, etc. BUT PERCY JACKSON. NO. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL?! THEY FRIKIN FORGOT ABOUT ARES, AND THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE….what's her name again…? MEH. THE DAUGHTER OF ARES. IDK. THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE HER TILL THE SECOND MOVIE. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! *takes a deep breath* Aaaaaaand...I'm done.

Anni: I get chu, that was annoying, I was disapplointed.

Snowfur: Why are you guys bring so mean to me!?

Ed: WE. ARE NOT. CANON. Whatever that means…

Al: ….*is a bright red* Okay Ed, take a seat, Imma 'bout to tell you a lesson on everything there is to know 'bout stories.

*MANY MINUTES LATER*

Ed: ….Alphonse…..whyyyyy…..

Lily: I approve of this. *thumbs up*

Snowfur: THANK YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

Arin: Don't worry...I won't get caught. Hehehehe….I'm coming for you Kimblee….HAHAHA! *holds up a bunch of bombs*

Lily: N-NEXT REVIEW!

Roy: This review is from gsunny6. They said:

Man I am half confused and half understand everything right now, and I'm just gonna wait for next chapter to clear up some stuff.

Lily: Don't worry! It shall be cleared up! Not in this chapter or for a while but...soon? I guess?

Myra: Woooooooo~! *Insert mysterious author noises here*~~!

Arin: NEXT!

Roy: This review is from The Girl In The Embers. She says:

I'm not going to say it again.

EDLY AND ALRA NEED TO BECOME CANON.

There. I'm done. And if you don't play the pocky game, my OTPs, then you shall play... SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN! *Dramatic music as all OTP shippers start cheering*

INUYASHA! THE FEELS! KAGOME AND INUYASHA FOREVER!

Oh. And I have brought you gifts.

PIXIE STICKS! PIXIE STICKS FOR EVERYONE! YOU GET PIXIE STICKS! YOU GET PIXIE STICKS! EVERYONE GETS PIXIE STICKS! Oh. And CAKE! EVERYONE GETS CAKE! On second thought... I'll just give you Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. *Crane drops factory in front of everyone* NOW HAVE FUN, WATCH INUYASHA, and GET YOUR PARTY ON!

PS: I brought cats.

~The Girl In The Embers

Lily: NO. IT. WON'T! EVER!

Renee: Yes it will.

Lily: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE!

Renee: Never.

Lily: And I am not playing EITHER of those games….nope….not happening…

Al: I watched Inuyasha…*sniffle* KAGOMEEEEEE!

Renee: Have chu watched Charlotte or *sniff* Angel beats?

Lily, Myra, Snowfur, Arin, and Alphonse: KANADEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *starts crying*

Renee: Akame ga Kill! Lubbock-senpai! I miss chu!

Myra: You brought…...OMG. *Sees Pixie Sticks, cake and Willy Wonka's chocolate factory* CANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Arin: Okay…..next one is from…..oh dearest lord save our ears!

Ed: *takes review* Save me….*ahem* Okay, it's from….

Lily: Girl-That-is-Obsessed-With-My-Stowwy-And-Promises-To-Kill-Me-Since-I-Let-Envy-Do-That-And-Forces-Edly-To-Be-Canon-Even-Tho-It-Isn't-And...and...and...I give up…

Ed: *stares at Lily* Anyways, she says:

Heyaa~! Miss Crazy-Fangirl-Who-Doesn't-Shut-Up is back~! For I shall NEVER shut up unless I want to~! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY~!
But Lily, OH MY FUDGE, I HAVE AN EVEN BIGGER RESPECT FOR YOU, KNOWING THAT YOU WATCH THOSE~!
*sobs* In Inuyasha, the PAIN, first she's gone, then she's back, then she's butting in, then everyone thinks she died, then she's alive STILL, then she's still alive, then she FINALLY dies! THE PAIN OF WATCHING THIS THROUGHOUT ALL 193 EPISODES AND 4 MOVIES, THE PAIN! (I do hope the character I'm talking about is fairly obvious... Because if not, I'll end up crying in a corner trying to find a Death Note) And RWBY season 3... *actually goes into a corner and cries for 40 days and 40 nights*
Though Roy~... I'm going to take pity on you and introduce you to another anime pyromaniac/arsonist~. Roy Mustang, meet Natsu Dragneel~!
After all, if the universe is beyond broken, why not break it more~!
MYRA~! TAKE MORE CANDY~! AND ICE CREAM~! AND ALL OTHER DELICIOUS FOODS~!
ARIN~! JUST TAKE EVERYTHING REMOTELY EXPLOSIVE AND USE IT TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT~! TAKE IT~!
Actually, are Arin and Mustang friends~? They both like things that go boom, right~? Most specifically little golden haired and golden eyed chibis that refuse to admit and/or acknowledge that he has a crush on a girl, cannon or not~?
*snickers* RoyxTrash Can~... Such a lovely pair, no~! I'm pretty sure the shipping lord is busting his guts with a thumbs up somewhere~!
Well, hope to see you guys soon~!
~Miss Crazy-Fangirl-Who-Doesn't-Shut-Up/Miss Annoying-And-Mildly-Homocidal-Fangirl/Kura
(Gee, I'm getting a lot of new names, aren't I~! Thanks, Ed~! *happy-go-lucky smile*)

Lily: Thank you! AND OMG YES IT'S OBVIOUS WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! KIKYO! *sniffle* AND I LOVE RWBY SO MUCH!

Anni: NATSU DRAGNEEL VS. ROY MUSTANG WILL HAPPEN! PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN!

Natsu: *comes outta nowhere* Woah...where am I?

Anni: Yas. Roy. You're on. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight!

Natsu: A fight? I'm all fired up!

Roy: *sighs* Alright. Let's do this.

Lily: DON'T BURN MY COMPUTER!

Anni: Take it outside! *sits on top of a tall building*

Natsu: Fiiiine…..

*ONE VERY LONG ANIME FIGHT LATER*

Myra: *is eating candy*

Anni: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAY MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Lily: What….? Hold on. Lemme get this straight. This fight was supposed to be between Natsu and Roy. And MYRA won. HOW?!

Roy: *is buried under a mountain of candy* I dunno….but plz help….my lungs are getting crushed...

Myra: What? I fight with candy, don't judge.

Natsu: Owowowowowow…..

Myra: Don't worry Kura-chan and Ember-chan! (Can I say that? Imma say that.) I put your candy to good use!

Roy: STOP SHIPPING ME WITH A TRASH CAN. PLEASE.

Ed: Why Roy? *laughs* It's beautiful. And you're welcome….? I guess…?

Sage: Anni, we need to leave…

Anni: *NateWantsToBattle voice* I don't wannnnnnaaaaaa!

Lily: *NateWantsToBattle voice* IT'S MY SAFETY CORNER!

Anni: NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *takes a deep breath* NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Sage: ANNI, NOW!

Anni: No, you can't tell me what to do.

Snowfur: My…...brain…...hurts….*mind melts*

Lily: Should I end the chapter….?

Ed: YES.

Anni: NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Lily: -BYE! SEE YOU IN THE-

Anni: NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Lily: -NEXT CHAPTER!

Anni: Fine…...see you guys soon.*smirks and disappears into shadows* bOI!

Edit: Wow...over 6,000 words. NEW RECORD! WOOOO!