Lily: HEYA! WELCOME BACK TO CW CHAPPIE 15! AWWW YEAH!
Snowfur: Lily...*glares at her*
Lily: *sweat drops* ...yeah?
Snowfur: WHY THE HELL WERE YOU SO LATE MAKING THIS CHAPTER?!
Lily: I DONT KNOW! Also, I do apologize for that. It may not seem too late to you, but to me it's SUPER late. So yeah. I'm sowwy...
Ed: You left me with him *points at Roy* and him *points at Hughes* while you were gone. That's torture!
Roy: Hey, I'm not that bad.
Maes: Come on, Eddy boy! Elicia and Gracia are the best! I could never get bored of them.
Ed: *glares at him* Don't call me that. Ever. Again.
Maes: Yeesh, alright.
Lily: Also, I'm posting this at like, 2 am. Don't judge. I'm tired.
Myra: DISCLAAAIIIMMMEEERRRRR!
Ed: A-HWriting doesn't own FMA.
Roy: Please support the official release.
Snowfur: Awwww~! You two agreed on something for once!
Roy: Shut it.
Ed: JUST START THE DAMN CHAPTER!
~~~FLASHBACK~~~
Alphonse opens his eyes slowly, to be greeted by white. He frantically looks around, and spots a white figure in front of him. "Wh-Where am I? What is this? Wh-Who are you?!" He asks quickly, hoping he would get some kind of an answer. However, the figure simply smiles and a door opens behind him. Alphonse gasps, and soon gets sucked into the door. He struggles against it, but to no prevail.
Images flood through his mind. It felt like the world's knowledge was being flooded into his brain. It was too much. His head burned and it felt like it was going to burst at any second. Tears prick his eyes, and soon his body starts breaking apart. It hurt immensely. He cries out in pain, but then sees something in the distance.
"I-It's mom!" He exclaims happily, reaching out a hand. "Mom! W-Wait!" He yells, stretching as far as he could to hold her hand. The hand suddenly turns from white into flesh, and it grabs onto his wrist. Alphonse looks up to see himself, grinning back at him evilly. He then feels his body being decomposed again, and he is transported somewhere else.
His hand is black and is dripping with some sort of liquid. His body hurts...it hurts to breathe. He-He couldn't breathe! He reaches out for his brother, who was staring at him in horror.
"Al! Wake up Al!"
Alphonse hears someone calling his name, but he doesn't know who it is. Wait...is that...brother's voice? He thinks.
"Say something! AL!"
~~~FLASHBACK END~~~
Al gasps, jolting awake in his armor. He immediately sees Ed's face looking at him. "Brother…?" Al asks softly. Ed relaxes, and a smile forms on his face. "Thank Truth...are you okay?" He asks. "Are you okay?" Al asks his brother. "You're covered in blood!" Ed looks down at his brother's removed chest plate. It was covered in blood stains. Al follows his brother's eyes and gasps as he sees it. The blood was splattered on the floor and it lead to a body covered in a sheet. Armstrong kneels down to Alphonse. "We thought it'd be best to remove her before you awoke." Alphonse covers his eyes with his hands.
"I couldn't save her…" He mutters as sobs echo through the armor. Ed looks down sadly.
"...I wish I c-could cry for M-Mister Hughes, brother…"
Ed looks at Alphonse. "Don't blame yourself Al...there was nothing you could've done." He says. Alphonse goes silent for a few seconds, and he puts his hands down.
"ALPHONSE!" A child-like voice yells. Al looks up to see Myra running towards him. She immediately kneels down next to him and buries her head in his arm. "A-Alphonse...I was so worried...when I heard y-you wouldn't wake up I th-thought y-you…" Myra trails off, and small cries could be heard. Al's eyes widen. "M-Myra…" He 'smiles' and sets a hand on Myra's head. "Don't worry. I'm right here." She looks at Alphonse with a small blush tinting her cheeks, and then smiles. She wipes the tears from her cheeks. Ed looks at the two blankly for a few seconds, then chuckles. "Come on, let's head back."
"Hold it you two." Fuhrer Bradley says, walking towards the Elrics. He gives a brief glance towards Lily, and she glares at him. "I have a few questions to ask you both before you leave." Ed turns towards the Fuhrer, standing up.
"Have you two had any previous dealings with a man who calls himself 'Greed?'" The Fuhrer asks, stopping in front of the Elrics. "Of course not." Ed says, shaking his head. "Did you manage to trade any information with him?" Bradley asks, still keeping himself stiff and uptight. Ed narrows his eyes. "Not at all. And the military wasn't even mentioned; not once."
"That isn't my concern. Let me be more specific." The Fuhrer says. "If you arranged any type of deal with him, then I won't hesitate to execute the both of you right now." Lily tenses at these words, ready to jump out and block any attacks Bradley might send. He notices this, but doesn't appear any less threatening than before. That bastard's challenging me...Lily thinks, narrowing her eyes. "I'll ask again; did you share any knowledge that might affect the military?"
The entire room was still, waiting for either Ed or Al to respond. Ed sighs. "No. Can we go now?" He asks, seemingly annoyed at the entire situation. Bradley narrows his eyes. "I am curious about your metal arm and leg, and your brother's steel body. Is there a connection between the two?" Both Elric's eyes widen. Ed shifts his position, now tense and alert. The Fuhrer and Lily make eye contact once again. Lily made sure to give him a glare that sent the message, 'try anything and I'll kill you.'
Ed stares at the Fuhrer, not knowing what to say in response. Bradley smiles. "You really are an honest boy." He says, turning around and walking back. "Alright men, pull out." The soldiers around them put away their guns. "Make sure to take good care of your brother, Edward." He says, and heads out of the area.
~~~AT THE CURTIS'~~~
Lily sighs, climbing into her bed. She yawns, setting her head on her pillow. She was extremely exhausted from everything that happened, and couldn't wait to sleep. She closes her eyes, and everything turns black.
Suddenly, Lily's throat constricts, making it difficult for her to breathe. She thought she could feel hot liquid pooling into her throat, the same as when Bradley killed her. Her eyes snap open and she jumps up, gasping for air. Lily holds her hand on her neck to make sure nothing had stabbed her, and she was relieved to find nothing but smooth skin. She sits there for a few seconds, calming herself down. I need to get some air...she thinks, slowly standing up.
Lily puts on some slippers and walks to the door, making sure to quietly close it on the way out. She heads to the small patio behind the Curtis' house. She opens the door to it, shivering at the sudden burst of chill air. Lily hears shifting outside, and her breath hitches. Oh no...is it one of the homunculi?! She quietly peeks out to see a tall suit of armor staring at her. Lily immediately lets out a sigh of relief.
"Lily?" Al says. She walks out onto the patio and shuts the door behind her. "Hi Al." She says, walking next to him. "Why are you up so late?" He asks her. "Can't sleep." Lily answers, preferring not to tell him exactly why. Alphonse seems to accept the answer, and doesn't say any more.
The two sit in a comfortable silence for a few moments, looking up at the stars and moon. "The stars are so pretty…" Lily says with a smile. Al looks over at her. "I occasionally just like to look at them, and just think, that they're so much bigger than us." She says. "I mean, they look small to us, but up there in the sky, they're huge masses of gas and fire, and some of them might be bigger than the Earth! Hell, maybe even bigger than the sun! And there are more and more galaxies and other things that are even bigger than that!" Lily sighs. "It just...makes you think about how small humans and animals and even homunculi are compared to the rest of the universe."
Alphonse stares at her for a few moments, then laughs. Lily blushes in embarrassment. "Oh! I was rambling, wasn't I? Damnit...I tend to do that a lot…" She says. "You really like space, don't you?" Al asks, and Lily nods. "Yeah. I've always been fascinated by it. It's a small hobby of mine." She says.
Say, brother, have you found the answer to "One is All, All is One?" I've been thinking about it all this time, but I only have a vague idea about it.
I'm not sure about this, but remember when I was weak from hunger and ate all those ants?
You did?!
Mmhmm. I ate them. They were sour as hell, though. But then, I thought, if I didn't eat them, and died, I'd be eaten by the ants, or the foxes. If I didn't, I'd go back to the earth and become grass. The rabbits would eat that.
The food chain?
Yeah. And it's not just that. Long ago, this whole island may have been under the sea. In tens of thousands of years, it might be a mountain.
So, all things are connected?
Everything is in the middle of a great, unseen flow. I don't know if you'd call it the universe, or the world, or whatever. Looking at it as this huge thing Al, you and I are like the ants. One small part within the flow. Nothing more than one fraction of a whole. But putting all those small "ones" together, allows the "all" to exist…
"...meaning that I am one, and the world is all." Al finishes. Lily stares at him in wonder, then cracks a small smile. "Where did that come from?" She asks. "What you were saying earlier reminded me of when brother explained that to me." Al says. He turns up to the sky. "You and Brother are more alike than you think, Lily." Lily opens her mouth to protest, but Al cuts her off.
"You're both smart, kind, funny, strong...and you can do anything you put your minds to. You both care about other people and will protect them at all costs. And when something goes wrong, you blame yourselves, and it really isn't your fault." Lily knew where Alphonse was going with this. "Alphonse...you can't tell me Maes' death wasn't my fault. It was. I could've easily stopped it but…"
"I know how you feel. And I'm not saying that. I know I can't change you blaming yourself." Al says. He sighs. "I feel the same way about the day we tried to bring mom back." Lily's eyes widen. That's right…she thinks. "What I'm trying to say is, you can't dwell on the past. You need to move forward. Don't forget the past, remember it and accept it." Al says. Lily sighs and looks down at the floor. "You know what that would mean Alphonse...that would mean accepting I have human souls inside of me and that I'm a monster, accepting that my father figure died and that I was responsible for it…" Lily pauses and rests her head in her hands. "I don't know if I can do it."
"It takes time. No one expects you to be able to accept it so soon." Alphonse says reassuringly. Lily laughs. "I can't believe I'm getting advice from someone who's younger than...wait. When were you born?" She asks. "November 29th, 1899." Al says. Lily's eyes widen. "That means…" She trails off, going into shock. "I know. I'm actually not a full year younger than brother, but we say that because most of the time I am." Al says. "N-No, that's not it..." Lily mutters shakily.
"YOU'RE OLDER THAN MEEEEEE!"
~~~IN ZA MORNING~~~
Things were pretty quiet in the Curtis' household. Snowfur, Myra, and Arin were sitting on the couch, thinking about their own things. Edward and Alphonse were standing against the wall. And Lily...was sulking in an emo corner while growing mushrooms. Alphonse sighs. Does my age really bother her that much?
"Uh...Lily?" Snowfur asks, leaning over the side of the couch to look at her. Lily's head perks up a little bit. "What's wrong?" Lily's depressions grows larger and she continues sulking. "Lily and I were talking last night." Alphonse says. "And I ended up telling her my birthday and...well...I'm older than her. That's why she's so upset."
Everyone stares at Alphonse in shock. Snowfur bursts out into snickers. "Oh my god…" Lily glares at her. "SHUT UP." She exclaims, finally climbing out of her corner. Arin smirks. "Lily's always been the youngest, regardless of who she meets. She hates it when people are older than her. She's...kinda got an age complex." She explains, and Alphonse nods in understanding. Edward laughs. "Wow...that's hilarious! And kinda shocking. I didn't expect her to be younger than Al."
"Speaking of...when are your birthdays? We've never really had the chance to talk about things like this." Al says. "I was born on February 9th." Arin says. Ed's eyes widen. "That's only 6 days after mine." He says. "Mine's June 28th." Snowfur says. "I was born on April 17th!" Myra exclaims happily. "And…" Lily mutters. "I was born on December 2nd…"
Ed sighs. "Really? You're getting all worked up over that? That's only 3 days after Al's." He then smirks evilly. "Though, that means more blackmail material for me." Lily gets up and glares at him. "Don't you even dare! If you do I'll...I'll punch you so hard that you'll be in a coma for weeks!" She yells. Ed puts a hand on her head and ruffles her hair, not fazed by the threat. "Whatever you say, kid." He says. Lily growls angrily. "SCREW YOU SHORTY! I'M TALLER THAN YOU AND I'M YOUNGER, SO THERE!" Ed freezes immediately after that statement. "She...she's taller…" He mutters. Lily smirks triumphantly.
Snowfur stares at Ed with a smile. "I think you broke him." She says. Lily nods. "Yup. I did." Snowfur holds up a hand. "Nice job." Lily high-fives her. "Hell yeah!"
"Hey Ed, don't you need to head to Rush Valley?" Arin asks. "Y'know, for your automail." She gestures to the broken piece of metal on Ed's arm. Ed snaps out of his sulking and sighs. "Yeah...I have to face Winry's wrench again." He turns to Arin with a pleading stare. "Can you do my automail instead so I don't die young?" He asks. Arin shakes her head. "I don't know Winry's style. I'd likely end up breaking it further. Though…" she stares at his automail with a sweat drop. "...I don't know how that'd be possible."
Ed sighs. "Okay then...I guess we're heading to Rush Valley next." he mutters. "Don't worry brother! Winry shouldn't hurt you that much!" Al says reassuringly. Ed manages to crack a small smile. "Yeah...hopefully."
"Does anyone know when the next train to Rush Valley leaves?" Snowfur asks, and everyone goes silent. "Um…" Lily trails off with a sweat drop. "Uncle Sig!" Myra calls. Sig steps into the room a few moments later. "Yes, Myra?" He asks. "Do you know when the next train to Rush Valley leaves?" She asks. Sig furrows his eyebrows in thought. "...I don't know…" He mutters. Everyone sweat drops. "Great...now that source of info is useless…" Arin mutters.
"Hey Mason!" Sig yells. A nearby window opens and Mason appears in it. "Yeah?" Mason asks, peeking inside. "Do you know when the next train to Rush Valley leaves?" Sig asks, and Mason furrows his eyebrows. He looks at Ed and the others. "Leaving already?" Lily points to Ed's automail. Mason's mouth forms into an 'o'.
"I think it leaves at...1." Mason says, and everyone's eyes widen. "1:00…?" Al breathes. "That's…" Ed looks up at the clock. "In ten minutes!" Lily jumps up. "Sh*t, we need to leave now!" She exclaims. Izumi walks in, overhearing the conversation. "Who's leaving?" She asks. "The train to Rush Valley leaves in 10 minutes! We need to hurry or else we'll miss it!" Myra explains. Izumi sighs. "Of course you didn't plan this out…" she mutters. "Alright, stupid students and co. Scram."
Lily gives a small bow of gratitude and leaves, along with everyone else. Myra smiles and gives Izumi and Sig a hug. "Bye! And thank you so much!" She exclaims. Izumi smiles warmly. "We'll miss you, Myra." She says. Myra gives a small wave goodbye, running out. Alphonse stops running on the way out and bows to his teacher. "Thank you so much Teacher...we really appreciate everything you've done for us." Al says. Izumi knocks on his helmet. "It's no problem, you two." She says. Ed smiles and waves. "Bye Teacher!" And with that, they had left Dublith.
~~~POV CHANGE! WOO!~~~
Scar sighs and heads into the place where he and Yoki were temporarily taking shelter. Although he regretted taking Yoki with him, this weren't going as bad as he originally thought. He steps in the doorway to see that Yoki was accompanied by a young girl and a panda. Scar looks at the small panda, having the urge to pet it. He dismisses it, and looks at Yoki. "What's going on? Who is this?"
Yoki looks at him. "Oh, sir! You've returned! Welcome back." He says, walking towards Scar. He narrows his eyes. "I said who is this?!" He growls angrily. Yoki jumps back. "Hello sir! Nice too meet you! My name is May Chang." The girl says happily. The panda on her shoulder looks up at Scar with its beady black eyes. He again feels the urge to pet it.
"I was collapsed on the side of the road." May explains. "Your master, mister Yoki saved me and brought me here!" Yoki looks at Scar. He glares at the man. "Master?" Yoki looks away. "If you've recovered, there's no need for you to stay. Be on your way at once." Scar says, and sits down on the ground. May frowns, noticing the cut on his leg. He winces slightly from the pain. May runs over to him, kneeling down by his leg.
"What, girl?" He asks, as she sets her hands on the ground. "Allow me to close your wound." May says and draws an alkahestric transmutation circle. She sets five daggers down, one on each of the points of the star. Yoki walks towards them, interested in the act. Scar remains silent as she sets her hands on the circle. Blue lightning sparks around them and the cut on his leg slowly heals up. Scar's eyes widen. Yoki gasps. "It's healed!" He exclaims.
"It's a skill called alkahestry, from the land of Xing!" May says. "She's from Xing?" Scar asks, turning to Yoki. "That's right sir! This girl crossed the desert by herself to come here!" He exclaims. "Ha! Clearly unlikely." May stands up, narrowing her eyes. "I wasn't alone! I had her with me too!" She exclaims, referring to the panda on her shoulder. It looks towards Scar with a faraway expression, and he tenses. It's...so adorable…
Scar reached out a hand to pet it as the two keep talking. "Her? You mean that creature on your shoulder?" Yoki asks. May nods. "Her name is Shao May. She's a panda!" She says. May then turns around, stopping Scar in his tracks. She notices the tattoo's on her arm, and her eyes widen. "That's alkahestry!" She says. "The power of reading the dragon's pulse. Knowing the power of the earth and how to use it. That tattoo matches the flow of alkahestry that we use in my homeland!"
Scar lowers his arm. "My brother was a student of alchemy and alkahestry. He studied a great deal in both fields." He says. "The tattoo that I bear is the result of that research." May's eyes widen. "That's incredible! Your brother must've really been something!" She exclaims. Scar looks down with a frown.
Yoki sighs. "I don't really know what you two are talking about, but your wound is healed now sir. We can make our way to Central without any delay." He says. May turns to him with a smile. "That's sounds great! I'll go get my things." She says and heads over to her luggage. "What do you think you're doing? Didn't he tell you to shove off, kid?! We're not exactly going to Central for a picnic, you know."
"I know! But I meant what I told you." May says. "You mean all that immortality stuff you were blabbing about earlier? There's no duh thing." Yoki says. May glares at him. "Yes there is! And I came here to find it!" She yells. "Oh shut up! Kids don't know anything-!" Shao May bites Yoki's finger. He pauses his sentence.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
~~~YAY! MAY IS HERE! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!~~~
Ed sighs, looking at the automail shop where Winry works. "This is it...my final resting place…" He mutters. "Don't worry Ed! We'll save you!" Myra says optimistically. "Maybe you can try buttering her up." Snowfur suggests. "Y'know, getting her into a good mood." Ed furrows his eyebrows in thought. "That might work…" He looks up at Al. Alphonse nods. "Look! There she is!" Lily says, pointing at Winry, who was holding a cart with left over automail parts.
"Hello there, Winry!" Ed says, gaining Winry's attention. She looks over at him. "You look like you're in a very generous mood today!" Al waves a fan behind his brother in chibi form. Winry smiles. "Hi Ed! Hi Al!" She chuckles. "What are you two doing out here?" Both Ed and Al point to Ed's broken automail with cheesy and nervous smiles. Winry freezes, a dark auto surrounding her.
The following events were a massacre. So terrible, in fact, that Lily didn't even want to recall it. The screams were sound loud that the entire town heard Ed. However, Winry finally decided to let up, dragging Ed into the shop. She set him on a bed and propped his arm on a table so she could start working. Lily, Snowfur and Myra were deadpanning. Arin remained ever impassive.
"You leave for a short about of time, and you all still can't keep out of trouble?" Winry asks, unscrewing a dented plate. "Sorry…" Lily says, laughing nervously. She sighs. "Even Paninya's shaped up in the time you've been gone." Al perks up. "Really?" He asks. Winry nods. "Yeah. She's given up on pickpocketing and is now doing odd jobs around time for money." She says. "And what about you guys? Made any progress yet?" Lily and Al make brief eye contact before Al turns back to Winry.
"We have! It's still needs work though…" Al says. Ed sits up, stretching out his flesh arm. "We're still working it out, little by little." He says. "I guess." Winry looks at the two with a smile. "Good. I'm glad to hear it." She sighs, looking at Ed's arm. "Alright, I've done all I can for now." Ed smiles. "Thanks Winry." He says. "For now you'll have to make do with a patch job. I don't have enough materials to fix it completely. Just...kill some time around town for a few hours."
Remembering Winry's words from minutes ago, Ed sighs. "Kill some time, huh?" He looks around the street, deadpanning. "How're we gonna do that in a town made of entirely automail shops?" He mutters, taking a sip of orange juice. Lily shrugs. "Do what we can, I guess." She says. Myra glances around their small group, realizing they were missing a member. "Hey, where's Alphonse?" She asks, gaining everyone's attention.
Ed looks around, spotting him crouched in an alley. "Al!" He calls. Al turns around. "Brother?" He asks. "What now, Al? Found a cat or something?" Ed walks towards Al, the straw from his juice still in his mouth. "Well…" Al picks up an unconscious man from the alley. "...no."
Snowfur: *fangirls* LIIIIIINNNNGGGG!
Ed: *sweat drops* Is she okay?
Lily: Ling's her favorite character.
Anni: Meh. Greedling's better.
Snowfur: *glares at Anni* YOU WANNA GO?
Anni: NO! Nope! I'm...uh...gonna go back in the spoiler character's room. Cya! *leaves*
Snowfur: YOU BETTER LEAVE!
Arin: Hey Snowfur. Take a chill pill.
Ed: *sees review**gives it to Roy* You can take this one.
Roy: ...oh. It's Nikki.
Lily: RENEE! Also, if u guys need info on the story, ask Nikki/Renee and/or me. Just sayin. Also pretty much anything that comes out of her mouth is either foreshadowing or a very mild spoiler. I would kill her if she spoiled anything major. (A/N Anni is based off of her. Yeah. CRAAAAZY, am i right? Plz don't kill me Renee...)
Roy: Well...she says:
YAS YAS SHIPPY SHIPPY TIME, I SHIP THIS, THIS WILL BE CANNON, I WILL MAKE THOU HAPPEN! #EDLY IS LIFE! But seriously, Anni is...TOTAL TSUNDERE! Well, that's what I know!
To Ed & Lily: Become cannon!
To Arin: More explosives. Don't get caught or I'll be sad. Meh
To Snowfur: I know, my brain melted as well. Grammar people, know it and do it right!
To Myra: MORE CANDY ATTACKS!
To Alphonse: I'm crying too, don't worry. I'M still crying.
To Anni:
When chu gonna show up!? WHEN TELLETH THEE!
You art thou creepy and very violent. I like that!
bOI bOI!
~Nikki
Lily: RENEE. U KNOW THE ANSWER. YOU HOLD ALL DA ANSWERS.
Arin: Almost.
Lily: ALMOST ALL DA ANSWERS. AND HELL NO. *is blushing*
Anni: Tsundere 100%...I guess. I dunno for who tho.
Snowfur: I thought you left?
Anni: I came back. Duh.
Snowfur: MY BRAIN HUUURRRTTTSSSS.
Myra: YAS! ALL DA CANDY!
Arin: We had to take the candy away for a while...she was getting too hyper.
Alphonse: *has just finished Angel Beats and Your Lie In April**is crying* I KNOW! I AM TOO!
Anni: *shrugs* Depends...on stuff...*coughcoughMostLikelyChapter19Or10coughcough* YAY! Thank you! bOI!
Ed: ...I'm not going to question anything that happened.
Lily: You shouldn't.
Ed: Anyways...*sweat drops* The next review is from gsunny6. They said:
Can I continue being confused? And also *me uses powers as a Rogue of Space to steal Space throughout the multiverse and steals all of any peanut butter cups Myra got.* I love PBCs. PNT BTTR! (Yes I did remove all my vowels while saying peanut butter. To bad Snowfur, I'm part of another multiverse. Also known as, one that isn't Lily's beautifully screwed up head. And last I checked, you can't do trans-dimensional teleportation. XP)
Lily: Yes. You can continue being confuzzled.
Myra: My...MY PNT BTTR CPS! NYUUUUUUU! *chibi cries*
Alphonse: *sniffles* It's okay Myra...we can cry together...
Snowfur: NO! VOWELS ARE IMPORTANT! UGH! NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS THE USE OF PROPER GRAMMAR! *growls* SCREW YOU AND YOUR MULTIVERSE WAYS!
Lily: Thank you! My head is beautiful and screwed up! Just the way I like it!
Ed: ...what does that even mean?
Lily: I have no idea.
Maes: Welp! The review is from The Girl In The Embers. Wait. *hands review to Roy* I think you should read this
Lily: *looks at The Girl In The Embers**mouths: THANK YOU.*
Roy: O-Okay...she says:
YAY! NEW CHAPTER! It's been like three weeks since someone last updated their story. •-• Okay, I have watched Charlotte, and I'm just gonna say... SO MANY FEELS! AYUMI-CHAN! So, yeah. Woot woot. Anyways, I got you cake. And cookies. And pocky. And the whole Lucky Star series. Oh, speaking of... HAGANE STAR! Search it up on YouTube. I died of the feels. OOH! One more thing. This one's for Roy:
I MEMORIZED THE WHOLE MUSTANG RAP. AND IT IS NOW MY RINGTONE. *Clears throat* and for those who do NOT know what the Mustang Rap is, THE COLONEL WILL SING IT FOR YOU! *Evil laughter as Inuyasha drags me away* UPDATE SOON!
Anni: *cries* I LOVE CHARLOTTE! IT'S SO SAAAADDD!
Lily: I still need to watch it...
Alphonse: Me too.
Myra: CAAAAAKKKKEEE! AND COOKIES! *eyes sparkle* ARIGATO~!
Lily: Me shall search it up.
Roy: *deadpans* No...WHY.
Lily: I've shown him the rap before. *smirks evilly* I knew this day would come...
Ed: *looks at Roy* I'm excited to hear this...
Roy: WHY.
Maes: Do it, Roy-Boy.
Myra: YOU CAN DO IT!
Arin: Just get it over with.
Roy: *sighs* ...fine.
Oh snap snap, spark spark, it's time to light up the diggy diggy dark. I'm the Flame Alchemist and I'm gonna be Fuhrer! My beats are hot and my rhymes are purer! I like the ladies in the miniskirts, I'll be posin' in the mirror without my fancy shirts. I'm gonna set ya heart on fire, BOOM BOOM! And you know my heart burns bright too, KABOOM KABOOM! My fire power tonight is feelin' just right, KABLAM KABLAM! *beat boxes heavily*
Lily, Snowfur, Myra and Arin: *is dying of laughter*
Maes: Oh my god...*laughs*
Alphonse: *is trying to hold back laughter* C-Colonel...hehe...
Ed: *stares at Roy*
Roy: *is blushing in embarrassment* Fullmetal..
Ed: *smirks evilly*
Roy: FULLMETAL.
Ed: Got that Anni?
Anni: Recorded and ready to post.
Roy: FULLMETAL!
Ed: *laughs* What? It's hilarious! Screw the miniskirt and dog thing, this takes the top of the 'Things I Can Blackmail Roy With' list.
Lily: What about Ronald Mustard? Y'know...his nickname.
Ed: *bursts out laughing* Oh, right! That's tied with this for #1!
Roy: *is bright red* Whatever...next review.
Maes: O-Okay Roy-Boy...whatever you say. *ahem* The next review is from ThatAwkwardChick. She says:
Hey again! (Btw, I am formerly ObsessedFangirl)
I actually don't have much to say today. I was happy with this chapter, so just keep up the good work (*cough and the shipping cough*)
See ya!
Ed: A short, calm review. That's nice. THANK YOU.
Lily: You're only mad because people like to tease you. Including all of us.
Ed: Shut up...
Lily: Thank you very much! As for the shipping...*coughs*...no comment.
Ed: The last review is from...hmm...Oh! Complete-And-Total-Nerd-Who-Goes-Crazy-Over-Shipping-People-And-Kinda-Scares-Me-But-Not-As-Much-As-Teacher-Does.
Lily: *laughs* Niiice.
Ed: She says:
YAAAAAAAAAAAY~! A NEW CHAPTER IN TIME FOR GRADUATING FROM MY SPECIFIC SCHOOL~! THANK YOU~!
MYRA~: GOOD JOB WITH YOUR FIGHT, AND KEEP WINNING~! ALSO TAKE ALL CANDY THAT DOES AND/OR DOES NOT EXIST~! ALIEN CANDY AND ALL~!
(Hey, does anyone in there like ramen~? If so, I DECLARE YOU TO HAVE A RAMEN EATING CONTEST WITH INUYASHA AND NARUTO~! I SHALL SUPPLY ALL RAMEN IN EXISTENCE IF YOU DO~!)
ROY~! I JUST GOT CONFIRMATION~! THE SHIPPING LORD LIKES ROYxTRASH CAN, ALONG WITH ROYxHAWKEYE~! THOUGH HE WAS A LOT MORE GRINNY WITH THE FIRST ONE~! :-D
AND, GO EDLY AND ALRA~! IT SHALL BE CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON~! *Shipping Lord: I ship iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit~*
MYRA, ONCE AGAIN I ADDRESS YOU~! IF YOU WISH, YOU MAY JOIN THE MAIN BATTLE OF THE CENTURY: ROY AND NATSU (and you if ya want to) AGAINST... NYAN CAT~!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN~!
JOIN IF YOU DARE~!
Hope to see you soon, and remember: EXPLOSIVES AND GRAMMAR NAZIS FOREVER~!
~Miss Crazy-Fangirl-That-Never-Shuts-Up/Miss Annoying-And-Mildly-Homicidal-Fangirl/Girl-That-is-Obsessed-With-Your-Stowwy-And-Promises-To-Kill-You-Since-You-Let-Envy-Do-That-And-Forces-Edly-To-Be-Canon-Even-Tho-it-Isn't/Kura
(Yaaay~! Thanks for more nick-names~! ;-P)
Lily: YAYYY! IT'S SUMMER! FINALLY! ...well, not really 'finally' considering I'm posting this mid-July...
Myra: *gasps loudly* ...
Snowfur: ...Myra?
Arin: I think she's in shock. Just leave her be.
Lily: I LOVE RAMEN. I LOVE IT. YAS. YAS. THIS WILL HAPPEN.
Alphonse: I-Inuyasha...*sobs* KIKYO!
Maes: TRUTH! GET OVER HERE! SUMMON INUYASHA AND NARUTO!
Truth: Breaking the fourth wall again to summon people...? *sighs* Alright...
~~~FIVE HOURS LATER~~~
Inuyasha: I'm...*falls on the ground*...done...I-I can't eat...anymore...
Naruto: *is still eating**finishes another bowl* Hey, does anyone have any more ramen? This stuff is REALLY good!
Lily: No more ramen...it's done...Naruto won...
Ed: I'm tired by just watching that.
Myra: *pats Inuyasha's head* You did good.
Truth: *snaps and sends them back to their respective worlds**sweat drops* ...I'm going to leave now.
Maes: Some things just can't be unseen buddy.
Truth: *nods and teleports away*
Roy: WHAT? WHY WOULD HE SHIP THAT?! And...me and the lieutenant...? *slightly blushes* That's...uh...
Ed: *adds 'Roy loves Riza' to the 'Things I Can Blackmail Roy With' list*
Lily: *completely ignores the shipping comment while still blushing* I would add the battle but...it's 2:37 AM and Truth is currently mentally scarred...I would if I could. Believe me. *smirks*
Myra: Nyan...cat?! *gasps*
Snowfur: No no no no NO! SHE'S GONNA SUMMON IT! HURRY END IT PLEASEOHMYGODWE'REALLGONNADIEPLEASEENDTHECHAPTER...
Lily: Uh...um...um...I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!
Myra: *starts to sing* NYA-
Alphonse: GOODBYE EVERYONE! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER!
Anni: bOI!