Lily: BONJOUR EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO CW CHAPPIE 16!
Snowfur: French? Why?
Lily: Why not?
Arin: Okay, are we going to talk about Pokemon Go at all during this? Because I think we need to.
Lily: TEAM INSTINCT. *dabs* NO OTHER WORDS NEED TO BE SAID.
Snowfur: Goddamnit Lily.
Lily: What?
Ed: *sighs* Why do I have to put up with them...?
Myra: Because reasons.
Roy: Good luck Fullmetal.
Ed: *flips Roy off*
Lily: OOOOOOOOOH!
Roy: *glares at Ed* Fuck you too pipsqueak.
(A/N: Also, question for you guys: Censored or uncensored? Cuz I rlly don't mind either way)
Arin: Disclaimer. I don't care who does it, just get it done.
Hughes: A-HWriting doesn't own ANYTHING! Except for their OC's. And storyline. But not the original storyline. Credit goes to the people who made FMA and FMAB.
Lily: CHAPPIE, START!
As soon as Snowfur sees the unconscious man Al was holding, her jaw drops. Her favorite character in the FMA franchise happened to be this man, named Ling Yao. Dubbed by Edward and others as, 'Idiot Prince.' Of course, she wasn't going to tell him that, because that would be extremely awkward for her. So, instead of fangirling at first sight like some people, she sighed heavily and turned away.
Ed stares at Al, his eyes wide. "A...Alphonse…?" He asks quietly. Al sweat drops. "Yeah, brother?"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" He exclaims loudly, gaining the attention of a few strangers around them. "First you go around picking stray cats, which I tell you not to do, and now you think it's okay to pick up a homeless person?!" Al looks at the man in his hands. "But he's really weak brother. We should help him!" He says. The man's stomach growls loudly.
"F...Food…" he moans. Lily points at the man and says, "We should probably get him food, Ed. I mean, he looks starved and pretty weak. It's the nice thing to do." Ed stares at her for a few moments, then sighs. "Fiiiiine. Let's just go and get this over with." He mutters.
Arin smirks evilly. "Any particular reason why you only listened to Lily and not your brother, Ed?" She asks. Myra laughs. "Yeah, Ed~!" Ed stares at the two, a very light pink dusting his cheeks. He stays silent, not knowing what to say in this type of situation. Lily sighs, managing to prevent her blush. "Guys, it isn't like that. Stop bothering Ed. We're just friends, that's it." She says. Snowfur smiles. "Whatever you say." She says sarcastically, clearly not believing Lily. Al sweat drops, not taking part in the conversation.
"Why don't we head to a restaurant?" He asks. Ling immediately perks up. "A...A restaurant?! That means…" He trails off, fantasizing an entire 5 course meal and an all-you-can-eat buffet. His eyes sparkle brightly. "FOOD!"
~~~AFTER EATING~~~
Ed pales as Ling sets down his 15th bowl of ramen. He sighs in satisfaction. "Ahh...that hit the spot." He says happily. He turns to Ed and Al. "You're life savers! Your treat, right?" Ed deadpans. "When did I say I was paying?" he asks. "Let's not argue over something so small." Ed glares at him. "WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!" Ling laughs. "Well...regardless, it's nice to see some kindness so far from home!" He exclaims. "Home? Where are you from?" Al asks. "I'm from the land of Xing." Ling says. Ed raises an eyebrow. "Xing? You mean the country across the desert?" He asks. Ling nods. "And boy was that a difficult trip!" He adds with a laugh. Everyone stares at Ling for a few moments.
"You crossed the entire desert?" Myra asks. Ling nods. "By yourself?!" Al exclaims. Ling nods once again. "Why didn't you take a different route?" Ed asks, raising an eyebrow. "I wanted to see the ruins of Xerxes." He says. "The ruins? I've heard there's next to nothing out there." Ed mutters. "Yeah, but I wanted to see for myself. And it was on the way here so I thought, 'Why not?'" Ling says. "Anyways, I was here to do some alkahestry research…"
"Alkahestry?" Ed asks, his interest now piqued. "Yes. I believe it's what you people in this country call alchemy." Ling explains. "In Xing, it's known an alkahestry. It's mainly used in the medical professions." Ed looks at him with interest. "Well, different countries, different customs, I guess." He says. "Here, alchemy is used as mainly military firepower. And it's really not hard to see why. Even now, we still have skirmishes with Aerugo to the south, Creta to the west, and the huge country of Drachma to the north. We have a peace treaty with them, but our relationship is still dicey, at best." Ling frowns. "Sounds like you guys have it rough." He says.
"Things began to move more to the militaristic side when the current Fuhrer, King Bradley, came into power." Ed explains. Lily tenses at his name. "I have to say, I'm curious about alkahestry. A branch of alchemy that's medically specialized?" Al says. "Yeah, me too. It sounds interesting." Lily says. Ed nods in agreement. "By any chance, are you all alchemists?" Ling asks. "Yup! We're all state alchemists, except for Alphonse." Myra says, pointing to Al.
"I'm Edward Elric, and Al is my younger brother." Ed says. "I'm Lily Summers, and the others are Snowfur, Myra and Arin." Lily says. "Really? You couldn't even let us introduce ourselves?" Snowfur asks. "It would just take longer, Baka." Lily says. "Anyways…" Ed says, sweat dropping. "It's nice to meet you...uh…"
Ling smiles. "Ling Yao." He answers. "Well, it's nice to met you, Ling!" Myra exclaims. "And the same to you all." He says. "So Ling! What else can you tell us about alkahestry? We'd sure love to learn more." Ed says. "Um...nothing." Ling says. "Yeah, sorry but, I'm not actually an alkahestrist."
Both Edward and Alphonse deadpan. Ed glares at Ling. "If you don't practice alkahestry, why did you come here to research it?" Arin asks. "Well see, I'm looking for something. It's possible you've heard of it before. The philosopher's stone."
Immediately, everyone tenses. "I'm very eager to find it." Ling says. "Do you know anything about it?" Ed and Ling stare at each other for a moment, and Ed turns away. "No. We can't help you." He says, getting up and walking away. Ling smiles evilly. "You wouldn't happen to be lying to me, would you?" He asks, snapping his fingers. Two cloaked figures jump into the street. One had a dagger at Ed's throat, and another had a sword pointed inside Al's armor. "So, do you have something to tell me?" Ling asks. "Why the interest in the philosopher's stone?" Ed asks.
Ling grins. "I want to achieve immortality."
~~~IN CENTRAL~~~
Anni, this is going nowhere, Sage comments. Anni glares. "Shut. Up. Sage." She says shortly. Sage sighs. I just don't understand the point of this. We're trying to find Lily, Anni. NOT. ROY. "But he's...he's Roy Mustang, Sage! Let me live out my fangirl dreams!" She says. But you're stalking him.
Anni sweat drops. "S-So…" So...that means you're a creep. "I am not!" You so are. "DAMNIT SAGE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF-!" Sage cuts her sister of. SHUT UP ANNI! HE'S GONNA HEAR YOU!
Inside the building they were in front of, Roy looks at the nearest window. "Did you hear yelling out there?" He asks. Anni freezes, not daring to move. Told you so~! "Shut it." She whispers.
Roy turns back to the tied-up suit of armor called Barry the Chopper. "So you said Lab 5 was being used to make philosopher's stones?" He asks. Barry nods. "That's right!" He turns away, sighing. "I can't believe it was being used to make something like that." He says. Riza's expression darkens.
"It gets worse. There's a chance that military senior staff was involved as well." She says. "Plus there were those other two, Lust and Envy…" Roy trails off. "Are they the ones who made you into what you are now?" He asks Barry. "No, it was the researchers who did that. Ripped my soul right outta my body and slapped it into this suit of armor you see here." Barry says. Falman pipes up. "If we can track down these so-called researchers, we could have them tell us who ordered the experiments." He suggest.
Barry looks at him silently. "Fat chance of that." He mutters. "They were all used to create philosopher's stones. There's not a single one of them left alive." Roy looks at Barry. "Silenced and then used as ingredients? How efficiently planned." He says darkly, a small hint of anger in his words. "You think they have what they need, or will they try to make additional stones?" Riza asks. Roy shakes his head, looking to Barry. The suit of armor stays silent. "I have one more question for you, Barry." Roy says. "A little over a month ago, a military officer was killed in a telephone booth in Central." His expression darkens. "Were you the one who did it?"
Riza and Falman tense slightly and stare at Barry, waiting for an answer. "Phone booth? Doesn't sound familiar. Was he all chopped up?" He asks. Roy stays silent, closing his notebook. "...nevermind."
They look like they're about to leave. Sage comments. We should move. Anni nods. "Yeah...let's go."
~~~BACK IN RUSH VALLEY~~ ~
Ling smiles as he finishes up his desert. "That was delicious…" He says dreamily. A simultaneous explosion sounds in the distance and the civilians around them yell in fear. Lily deadpans. "Shouldn't we check on them?" She asks. Ling shrugs and says nothing. "I dunno about you guys, but I need a break from all this. I'm staying outta this one." Snowfur says. "Explosives." Arin says in agreement. Translation: You said it. Ling looks at where the explosions were. "Well...now that you mention it, I should probably check on them…" He trails off.
"Do you wanna go? I'm kinda curious myself to be completely honest." Lily says. Myra smiles brightly. "Yeah! Let's go!" She exclaims. Ling sighs. "Alright, let's head off." And with that, the three were gone. Arin stares at Snowfur for a few minutes, smiling. "What?" Snowfur asks, a tick mark appearing on her forehead. "You can fangirl now." Arin states. Snowfur looks at her for a few moments, then buries her head into her jacket and squeals.
Lily sighs heavily. "How much longer until we get there? I'm tired of leaping over rooftops!" She exclaims. Myra deadpans. "It's only been a few minutes…" She then looks up and her eyes widen. "ALPHONSE!" In front of them was Alphonse, who was holding Fu in his hands, along with Paninya. "Myra?" Al asks, turning around. "Heya Al! Whatcha doing?" Lily asks. "Well, we were heading over to see how Brother is doing." Al says. "No kidding...so were we!" Ling says. He runs up next to Al and looks at Fu. "You doing alright there pops?" He asks. Fu sweat drops. "I'm fine, Master Ling." He says.
"Hey guys, there's Ed!" Paninya says, pointing up ahead. Lily sweat drops. "Is his arm...ripped off?" She asks. Al deadpans. "Of course…" He mutters. They all land on the building Ed was on. "Brother!" Al yells happily. Ed looks over with a smile. "Al!" He exclaims. He spots Lily and Myra and waves with his flesh arm. "Hey!" Myra smiles and waves back. "Hi Ed!" She exclaims. Lily blushes slightly and smiles. "'Sup?"
Ling suddenly pops up, smirking. "Okay~! Good work guys!" He exclaims. "Why you…" Ed growls. "What are you so chipper about?!" Ling shrugs, and then a lightbulb appears over his head. "You guys have got some pretty impressive skills! I know, why don't you join me and we can work together to take over this country! What do you say?" Ed runs over to Ling, glaring. "Shut up! I've had enough of your idiotic chattering!" He yells. "Just go back to Xing!"
"Look! There they are!" A man exclaims, making all of them turn their heads. They see that a giant group of citizens had gathered on the site of their battle, all glaring at them angrily.
"Look at what you've done! You've practically destroyed our town!" A man yells. "You're covering the damages." A taller man says, crossing his arms. The waiter at the restaurant they had all stopped at waves a bill in front of him. "And you've gotta pay your restaurant bill too." He says. Ed backs up, surprised at the sudden verbal attack. "H-Hey! Hold on a second, this guy and his little entourage should be paying for everything!" Ed exclaims, pointing at Ling.
Ling steps back, smiling. "S-So sorry, I no understand much language of dis country…" He runs to the edge of the building. "Okay, bye bye now~!" He jumps over the edge, and Ed growls in frustration. "HEY! YOU GET THE HELL BACK HERE!" Lily and Myra burst out into muffled laughter, and Ed turns towards them. "SHUT UP!" He screams. Al turns to the side, and gasps. Both Lan Fan and Fu had escaped. "They ran away!" Al yells, gaining Ed and Paninya's attention. Ed deadpans, sighing heavily. "You've gotta be kidding me...how am I supposed to fix this place up with one arm?!" He mutters. Al sweat drops and sighs. "It's okay brother, I'll take care of it." He mutters. Al claps his hands, preparing to start transmuting.
"What? You can transmute without a circle now?" Ed asks. Al turns to him. "Yeah, I think it's because of the memories I recovered." He says. Ed stares at his brother, then gasps slightly in realization. Then that means… Ed thinks, trailing off. He pales immensely, and falls on the ground. MY DIGNITY IS GONE!
"Don't worry brother, you can leave it to me!" Al says happily. Lily and Myra laugh even harder than before at Ed's actions. Al notices this and turns to Ed. "What's the matter, brother?"
~~~LATER~~~
Edward, Alphonse, Lily and Myra all arrive back at Garfield's automail shop, where Winry worked. Snowfur and Arin greet them with a wave, having already made their way back there. Inside, they spot Ling and Garfield sitting at a table, drinking tea. "Hello! We meet again!" Ling says happily, waving. Ed freezes, and then suddenly runs over to Ling, hitting him in the head with his automail arm. Ling falls off the chair. "What's your sorry butt doing here?!" He exclaims. Ling chuckles nervously and gets back on the chair. "Now now, we're all friends here, right?" He says. Ed glares at him intensely. "That's how your friends? By sicking your dogs on them? Those two didn't go easy!"
"Let it go, I promise I'll give them a talking to later." Ling says. Lily resists the urge to burst out singing, 'LET IT GO' from Frozen. Snowfur notices this and holds back her laughter. "The girl's name is Lan Fan, and the old man is called Fu. Their family has served mine for generations. They're quite good at what they do." Ling explains. "Oh cool. So you shake down strangers for money for food, and you can somehow afford two personal attendants?" Ed asks, his voice completely monotone. "Well, I am the emperor's son after all." Ling says. Ed and Al freeze. "Emperor's son?" They ask in unison.
The two imagine Ling dressed in medieval clothing, and riding a white horse. "That makes you…" Ed trails off. "A PRINCE?!" The Elric's exclaim, and immediately fall on the ground, laughing. "Not the reaction I anticipated…" Ling says, sweat dropping. "Sorry...we just didn't see that coming!" Al exclaims. "Yeah, the guy who collapsed on the road and then mooched food off of us is the son of an emperor!" Ed yells, and the two continue laughing. Suddenly, someone throws a dagger and it lands right next to Ed's face. He freezes, and then screams in terror, jumping back. That caused Arin to snicker, and Ed chooses to ignores her.
"You will not talk badly about Master Ling…" Lan Fan growls, glaring at the two through the window. "Great to see you…" Ed says, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "No, you're probably right. It's actually not that big of a deal." Ling says, gaining everyone's attention. "The emperor has a lot of sons." He states.
"It's like this: My country is broken up between 50 different clans, with an emperor at the top, reigning over all of them. The daughter of each clan's chief becomes the emperor's wives, and bears his children. The current emperor has 19 daughters, and 24 sons. I come in at number 12 in the list." Ling explains. "43 kids?!" Ed says. "Damn...I can only imagine the hell it is in the palace." Lily says, and Ed nods, deadpanning. "The issue of succession must be a tricky one." Al says, and Ling nods.
"Indeed it is. That's the problem we're facing now. The emperor's health has begun to deteriorate recently. Each clan is doing what they can to get the emperor's favor. And I'm no exception." Ling says with a small laugh. "You wanna up your chances by discovering the secret of immortality." Ed says. "Exactly!" Ling exclaims. "Okay, the philosopher's stone. What information can you offer?" Ed turns away. "Not happening. The stone isn't the tool for some political game." He says.
Ling prances over to Ed, hugging him. "Aww, then I guess I'll have to stay with you until you tell me!" He says. Ed pushes Ling off and hits him with his automail. "NO YOU DON'T! IT'S NOT HAPPENING YOU-!"
"I'm back!" Winry's voice exclaims from the front of the shop. Ed immediately freezes, all thoughts going towards his inevitable death. "Did you see that? There was some kind of fight on main street, so it took a while to-," she stops mid-sentence, spotting Edward. Ling was clinging to his leg, smiling, and Ed was holding his arm out. "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!" Winry screams, getting out her wrench and smashing Ed in the skull. He screams, running away. Ling moves to the side, watching the whole affair.
"EDWARD ELRIC, YOU CARELESS LITTLE JERK! HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?" She yells, grabbing more tools and throwing them at Ed. "Young lord…" Fu says, appearing from the window. Ling looks over, and leaves momentarily.
Lily sighs, staring at Winry and Ed. "I kinda feel bad for Edward…" she mutters, sweat dropping. A screwdriver nails Ed in the forehead, and he screams. Snowfur winces. "Ouch…" she says. "Winry! Are you done murdering Ed?" Arin asks, gaining their attention. Winry sighs, dropping her tools. "Yeah...I guess. For now." she adds, making Ed pale. "Let's go inside the shop and fix you up."
"So, where are you headed to break your automail this time?" Winry asks after they all had entered the shop. Ling had also followed them in, earning silent glares from Ed. She takes Ed's arm and sets it on a table, and Garfield inspects it as well. "Why do you always just assume I'll break it?" Ed mutters. "We were thinking about doing some digging in Central." Al answers. Winry turns around. "You guys are going back to Central?!" She asks excitedly. "I wanna come too! Take me with you!" She says. Ed furrows his eyebrows. "What do you want to go to Central for?"
"I'd like to go see the Hughes family again!"
The atmosphere immediately changes. Lily's expression falls and she turns away, trying not to think about it too much. Ed notices this and resists the urge to call out to her. He knew she didn't want attention drawn to her. "Um…" Al trails off, trying to ease up the tension. Winry notices this, and her expression falls. "Hey...what's wrong?" She asks. The Elrics stay silent and look at Lily. She sighs. "You can tell her. I'm going to step out and get some air." She mutters, and walks outside. Winry turns to Ed. He looks at her for a moment, then sighs. "W-Well…"
During the entire explanation, Winry was holding back tears. She didn't want to cry in front of Ed and make him feel bad. Plus, she felt even worse for Gracia, Elicia and Lily. But at the end of it all, she just couldn't hold it back. A tear trails down her cheek, and she wipes it, sniffing. "Winry…" Ed mutters, looking down. She lets out a breath. "M-Mister Hughes…" She mutters. Winry takes a moment to compose herself. She looks up. "I-I still want to go...so I can pay my respects and be there for Elicia and Mrs. Hughes." Winry says softly. Ed nods. "If that's what you want…"
"Oh! We're going to Central? How exciting!" Ling says cheerfully. Ed immediately knew what he was doing. Ling was trying to ease up the atmosphere to make it more comfortable. And so, in response Ed glares at him.
"I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US!"
Ling: I'm pretty sure I'm coming with you.
Ed: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!
Lily: Anything is possible here, Ed.
Ed: THEN MAKE HIM LEAVE!
Ling: I'd rather not leave.
Ed: *growls*
Roy: SUFFER.
Ed: *growls louder*
Truth: I was going to say hi but...I'm leaving. *sweat drops*
Hughes: I feel ya, buddy.
Roy: The first review is from Nikki. *sighs* Oh Truth...she says:
OMG YAS, THIS NEW CHAPPIE! GREEDLING IS REAL, GREEDLING IS LIFE, DEAL WITH IT. Okay, first off, I Won't kill you if... you make EDLY CANNON!
Ed: Shut it shorty ass pipsqueak that you can only see under a microscope because he is as small as an amoeba. Edly. will. be. CANON!
Maes: Can you send me all the picture of Gracia and Elicia?!
Myra: You like sweets right?! Well I have the perfect friend for you! *breaks fourth wall and brings out Blueberry* *puts Blueberry and Myra in a high candy stack* Go CRAZY!
Snowfur: Anni doesn't care Greedling is WAY better! Prince Homunculus, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THAT!
Lily: #Edly is canon and #Nika is SOON!
Arin: Come on, it is a few days after the Fourth of July, I. WANNA. SEE. EXPLOSIVES! *evil laugh*
Al: CHARLOTTE! ANGEL BEAST! AKAME GA KILL LUBBOCK-SENPAI! *crying* KOROSENSEI!
Kain-Senpai: I WUVE CHU! AND GREEDLING TOO! *squealing*
Anni: Hey Tsudere sista, saw the post, im dying, send it to theeeeeeee! I can't wait for YOUR chappie! **I'll keep your secret** *winks* **don't worry.** #Nikaissoon #GREEDLINGFOEDAHWIN! o/o- me atm, ' !
Lastly: ME/ANNI CHALLENGE NARUTO, NATSU, THE SHORTY ED, AND OZ PLUS OTHER HEAVY EATERS TO A RAMEN BATTLE, I WILL WIN, I'VE EATEN RAMEN FOR A LONG TIME, AND ILL BEAT YOU HEAVY EATERS!
Lily: *is bright red*...you already know the answer, so SHUT YOUR FACE.
Ed: I'M NOT SHORT GODDAMNIT! SHUT THE HELL UP!
Hughes: Oh...you want to see ALL my pictures of my darlings Gracia and Elicia?! *eyes sparkle*
Arin: WHY.
Snowfur: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE RENEE?
Hughes: *holds out pictures* Okay, so I first have the one of when I first met Gracia, and she's so adorable! She hasn't even aged a day! And I also have this picture of Elicia when she was born-OH! Also here's one of when she had her first bath and her at Christmas, and isn't that outfit just ADORABLE on her! Also-
Roy: HUGHES.
Hughes: Yeah Roy?
Roy: SHUT. UP.
Myra: OH MY GOD.
Blueberry: *appears on top of candy pile* OH MY GOD.
Myra and Blueberry: CAAAAANNNNDDDDYYY! *starts eating it*
Snowfur: *glares at Renee* If you trash talk Ling one more time I will murder you.
Lily: *eyes widen* JFC.
Arin: You wanna see explosives? *points to a room full of bombs* I would blow these up, but these are just prototypes. My real ones are back in my factory at home. I don't wanna walk all the way there right now though...
Snowfur: Thank god.
Al: NO STAHP IT. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY!
Myra: THE RULES SAY NOT TO MAKE THE CINNAMON BUN CRY. SO DON'T.
Anni: Hola! *turns red* IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN REVEALED YET. DON'T EVEN GO THERE. And a ramen eating challenge? *smirks* Hell yeah.
Blueberry: *Starts shaking*
Lily: *eyes widen* Oh nonononononononononononono...
Ed: What's going on with him?!
Lily: IT'S GONNA BLOW-
*WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. THE PROGRAM WILL RESUME SHORTLY*
~~~1 HOUR LATER~~~
Lily: *pants* Thank god...we survived...
Ed: ...that was terrible...
Roy: Never again.
Myra: *salvages more candy* YES! It didn't blow up!
Snowfur: Next...review?
Ed: I guess...the next one is...*sighs* Damnit.
Lily: Kura?
Ed: Yup. She says:
MWAHAHAHAHAHA~! I'M BACK~!
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. *tries to be serious, but completely fails*
So, Ling's here, huh~? Well, Snowfur, GO GET 'IM~! *pulls a Guy-sensei nice guy pose*As for whose better, YOU CHOOSE~! IT'S AMERICA~! Erm... At least, I'M in America. Not sure 'bout you folks~. SO, ON WITH THE CRAZINESS~!
LIKE I SAID, THE BEFORE MENTIONED PAIRINGS FOR ROY ARE WHAT THE SHIPPING LORD IS MOST GRINNY ABOUT~! ... Normally, I would say consult another medium/seer/secretary of the Shipping Lord, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only one, SO... TOUGH LUCK ROY~! HA HA~! SUCKS FOR YOU~!
So, Naruto won the Ramen contest~... MYRA~! HAVE A CANDY EATING CONTEST WITH KILLUA FROM HUNTER X HUNTER~! *sweatdrops* Erm... Do I even have to ask if you want to? If you haven't watched Hunter X Hunter then... Well, new anime recommendation~!
NOOOOOOOOO! *wails* POOR NYAN CAT, HE/SHE/IT/WHATEVER THAT THING IS MUST BE SO SAD AND LONELY! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER ALL HE/SHE/IT WANTS IS A FRIEND!?
ED~! LILY~! AL~! MYRA~! BECOME CANNON ALREADY~! OR AT LEAST ADMIT TO YOURSELVES THAT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER~! *begs*
As for my nicknames~... Thanks for more of them~! And, question~! Is it just where I live, or are you seeing Pokemon Go players EVERYWHERE~?!
Hope to see ya soon~!
~Kura/whatever nicknames you guys gave me (they're getting really lengthy)
BYE BYEEEEEEE~!
Snowfur: Umm...get him? Wh-Why? He's an idiot.
Ling: HEY!
Lily: Oh don't worry, all of us here are pure American. 'MURICA!
Roy: ...
Ed: *laughs*
Roy: Shut it, pipsqueak.
Ed: I'M NOT SHORT.
Lily: *MEGA ULTRA ANIME GASP* OH MY GOOOOODDD! KILLUA! MY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL!
Al: But Gon tho.
Lily: BUT KILLUA THO.
Snowfur: I would say yes to the contest but considering what just happened with Blueberry...
Myra: *finds a burnt up Starburst wrapper* NYUUUUUUUU! MY CANDYYYYY! *sniffle*
Snowfur: Yeah...no.
Hughes: NYAN CAT DESTROYS ALL.
Ling: Who's Nyan Cat?
Lily: DON'T. EVEN. And, admit to ourselves? *thinks: W-Well...he IS kinda cute...*
Ed: *stays silent* NO. NOPE. SO MUCH NOPE.
Myra: AL IS A KAWAII CINNAMON BUN.
Al: *turns red**is speechless* ...
Arin: ...damn.
Lily: Pokemon Go? *smirks evilly* WE ARE WATCHING EVERYWHERE! MWAHAHAAHAHA!
Hughes: *sighs* The next review is fron Ember-chan. She says:
Ling. Ling! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNG! *Coughs and blushes* Umm... Hi, Prince Ling.
OMG HAI EVERYONE I LOVE YOU ALL! I MISSED CHU!
POKEMON GO CAME OUT AND I HAVE BEEN BUSY
*Sighs*
I love the name Ember-Chan... MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
And you know what names I also like? Edly and Alra. OH, YES!
*Gives chocolate-covered Edward body pillow to Lily* Eat up, and you'll see something special~
*Gives chocolate-covered Lily body pillow to Edward* Same goes for you, Mister You'll-Be-Tall-Eventually~
*Gives chocolate-covered Alphonse body pillow to Myra* I thought you'd like this~
*Gives chocolate-covered Myra body pillow to Alphonse* Merry Christmas, you big metal suit of sunshine and kawaiiness~
WHERE DID I GET THEM?! I HAVE MY WAYS! I CAN SUMMON ANYTHIIIIIIIING!
*Cough* I'm beginning to sound like Kura-Chan. *Pauses for a minute* YYEEEESS!
*Gives Trash Can and Riza Hawkeye body pillow to Roy* OOOOHHHH... Let's see where that takes us!
Should I? Hmmm... No, I don't think... OH YES I WILL
*Gives Gracia body pillow to Hughes* YOUR DAUGHTER IS THE CUTEST THING ON THE EARTH
*Internally Screaming* P-Prince Ling? *Blushes* I... I got some mochi... Maybe... We... I mean YOU can eat it? I hope you like it... I-It's kind of sweet... *Whispers* Just like you...
Ling: *smiles and waves CUTELY* Hello Ember-chan!
(A/N: MWAHAHAHA! DIE OF FANGIRLING!)
Lily: Hiya! We missed you too! *smiles* POKEMON GO. YES. YES. SO MUCH YES.
Myra: EMBER-CHAAAANN!
Lily: *takes body pillow**is bright red* ...I have no words.
Ed: ...I don't either...
Myra: *hugs body pillow* ALPHONSE~!
Al: Th-Thanks...I guess...?
Lily: Oh, so Kura is your senpai now? *smirks* That's cool.
Ed: *laughs* Yeah it's-*freezes* Wait...that's means...
Lily: There'll be...
Ed and Lily: TWO OF THEM?!
Roy: ...why the trash can though? It's just...
Lily: Beautiful?
Ed: A perfect match?
Roy: NEITHER OF THOSE.
Hughes: OF COURSE! MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!
Ling: *takes mochi* Oh, thank you! I'll definitely try it! *eats it**eyes widen* WOAH! IT'S SO GOOD!
Snowfur: *glares at Ember* ...we'll talk later. *thinks: And you'll never talk again after that...*
Lily: *coughcoughYANDEREcoughcough* ANYWAYS! NEXT REVIEW!
Ling: The next review is from ThatAwkwardChick. She says:
Hey! Lily, I love space too! (Probably part of why my name is ThatAwkwardChick...) once again, not too much to say, but I have a quick question: do any of you watch miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir? B/c you totally should. Anyway, I'm typing this at midnight and have somehow misspelled every word in this sentence, soooo... I think I ought to go.
Lily: Space is just AWESOME! It makes me want to nerd out SO MUCH!
Ed: I'd like to learn about space too. Maybe it could be tied into alchemy somehow...*eyes widen* LILY!
Lily: Yeah?
Ed: Can you teach me about space sometime?
Lily: *blushes* U-Um...sure!
Anni: *whispers: I SHIP IT*
Al: I've never heard of it...but now I know what I'm watching tonight!
Snowfur: Well, we'll talk to ya later!
Myra: bOI-
Ling: WAIT! There's a part two!
K, so I know I said, like, two seconds ago that I was going, but this just struck me. Have you heard the attack on titan opening? If you haven't, look it up right now, because, personally, it makes me want to do a couple flips, you know, maybe murder someone. It's that awesome. Ok, keep up the quality writing, bye!
Lily: OMG HOW COULD I NOT?!
Arin: It makes me want to blow up things.
Snowfur: It makes me want to do some hardcore parkour.
Myra: I WANNA EAT LOADS OF CANDY AND THEN PLAY SMASH.
Lily: It makes me wanna murder some homunculi, maybe torture them for a few hours, and then play Pokemon Go.
Ed: ...
Roy: Damn.
Hughes: I'm so proud~!
Ling: Well...I guess that's it for now! See you all later!
Al: BYE!