Renee: HELLO PEOPLE OF ZE INTERWEBS!
Alyssa: WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER CHAPPIE OF CW:R! WOOO!
Ed: When did you become announcers?
Both: Since now.
Roy: You sure took your time making this chapter.
Renee: Let me live dad!
Al: It's getting crowded over here…
Renee: Can't blame us.
Alyssa: I have mixed feelings about this chapter…
A: So...what is this?
Renee: New persons!
J: HIYA!
Renee: Alyssa, care to essplain this monster called a revamp? XD
Alyssa: *laughs* There are lots of new people showin up. And I mean a LOT. Also, quickly breaking the fourth wall, Renee is too lazy to keep adding *'s. So yah-
Renee: THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE WITH FIVE LETTERS IN THEIR NAMES XD
***: *ruffles J's hair* Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
J: I sure hope so…
Alyssa: ...I feel bad, Kura's first review is in this chapter and they're new.
Renee: OH WELL. KURA IS AWESOME.
Alyssa: Now that I think about it...legit every reviewer isn't sane. Ah well, what was I expecting? It is our family XD
Anni: *chuckles* Uncle.
Ed: *ticked* DO. YOU. WANT. TO. GO.
Anni: YE! Let's go to starbucks!
Renee: *deapans* Sasha rubbed off of them.
Alyssa: *laughs* PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!
*****: *laughs*
Renee: REVIEWERS FROM THE FOURTH WALL! LISTEN. Ms. Stalk and Ms. Atom has some messages.
Alyssa: ...atom?
Renee: You're short so why not?
Alyssa: *sighs heavily* ...I'm choosing to ignore that one. Well, ANYWAYS. If you all didn't catch the announcement in the last chapter, there are NEW SHIPS!
Renee: And legit, there's a lot. We mean ALOT. Like AH.
Alyssa: And there are a lot of new people. We've actually had to make lists to keep track XD
Renee: YEAH. THANKS.
Truth: Not my fault.
Renee: Whatever. Aaaaaanyways, sadly, there probably won't be no gay ships, sorry those fans of mine.
Alyssa: Also, heavy feels moments are in here...many of them. So be mentally prepared.
Renee: YEAH. PREPARE YOUR HEARTS.
Roy: *sighs* Why do I bother hanging out with you people.
Renee: Cuz you love us~
Roy: *closes eyes and smiles* That's true…
Renee: *hugs him* T~T
Alyssa: *joins in the hug* Staaaaahp...you're gonna make me cry.
Renee: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL.
Alyssa: True...well, in order to prevent us from crying, let us start TEH CHAPPIE!
Renee: 321 START!
Chapter 2
October Third, the day where fangirls and fanboys, no discrimination here guys XD, get to embrace their love for two very very special Golden eyed and haired brothers. Thats right. The ELRIC BROTHERS. "Don't Forget." That's the quote, isn't it? You know it, right? Why am I even asking, OF COURSE YOU DO. This is the day of the Elric brothers day of awakening. Their old life is gone. A new life is laid out for them like stepping stones, stepping stones that lead to a very Bastardly Colonel, and the rest is history. We know the story plot or else these two fangirls would have nothing to write about. Hah hah….I'm gonna stop talking and get to the point. Two girls, Alyssa and Renee, had a similar type of awakening. And the coincidental event happened on THE October third. Their type of awakening was different. It lead them to a world they thought would have never known existed. Until now.
Alyssa sighs heavily as she waits patiently for a very special picture to finish printing. The paper shoots out of it with a loud shout, brandishing a human transmutation circle on the front. She deadpans and turns the printer off, wincing as it made another loud cry. "Why are you so loud…?" She mutters, setting the paper down on top of it.
Suddenly, a low buzz emits from her phone, causing her to jump back in her chair. "HOLY MOTHER THERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ!" She screams, falling on the floor. "Ow ow ow ow ow…." She winces and stands back up, sitting on the chair and checking her phone. Renee's icon had appeared on the screen, signaling a video call. Deadpanning, Alyssa answers the call.
"HIYO-Woah, what happened to you?" Renee asks, seeing her unamused glare.
"...just...let's start the theory thing or whatever," Alyssa says, turning to the computer screen. Renee does the same, pulling up a map of the world on the screen.
"Alright...so the theory said that Truth was killing those who went to the poles to protect something. Assuming this is real, what would that something be-?" Alyssa freezes mid-sentence. "Holy shit. Renee. RENEE. I'M FANGIRLING!"
"What? Did you figure something out?" Renee asks, looking at her phone.
"He's protecting the Truth within the Truth."
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Renee screams, covering her mouth with her hands. "I KNOW RIGHT?! THIS IS SO COOL! AND-AND-AND WAIT!" Alyssa stumbles over her words in her excitement, smiling brightly.
"What?" Renee asks, still holding back squeals.
"Remember how the different points on the circle around Amestris were all places where a lot of people had been killed?" She asks. Renee nods and then freezes, the implication sinking in.
"A lot of people have died at the North and South poles. And there could be other places too and they could form a circle or something!" Alyssa exclaims. "Wait….like the Bermuda Triangle!" Renee yells. Alyssa's eyes widen.
"Wait...could there be transmutation circles around Earth?" Alyssa asks. Renee immediately turns to her computer. "...oh my god." Alyssa looks at her. "What?"
"On North America. Pull up a map of North America and the transmutation circle used on Amestris next to it, if you can," Renee says. Alyssa nods. "I can do that, just give me a sec." She turns to her computer and quickly pulls up the two pictures.
"Got it," She says.
"Can I see it?" Renee asks.
Alyssa nods, turning the camera around to face the computer screen.
"...tip of Florida…there's been a lot of deaths there since it's a port city," Renee says. Alyssa puts her finger on it and draws a line directly left from it, starting to move in the same pattern of the circle.
"The border by California. Another port city," Alyssa mutters. "G-Go up to where the next point would be," Renee says shakily, her breathing picking up. Alyssa nods and moves her finger up. "Tip of Washington state. Another port city," She says.
"Next point."
"Where Hudson Bay meets Calagary. Another port city."
"...next one?"
"Tip of Maine. Port city."
Renee sighs shakily as Alyssa moves her finger off of the screen and turns the camera back around. "...what did we just find?" She asks. Alyssa shakes her head. "We found a circle...one that goes across all of North America." Renee takes a deep breath to calm herself.
"...could there be other circles?" She asks. Alyssa sighs and clicks on a world map. "I would say Germany but...it isn't round. There's no way there could be a circle there."
"What about China?"
"China?" Alyssa takes another looks at the screen. She quickly searches up a map of China and looks at it more closely. "...there's a circle. And-," She stops talking and stares at the map in shock.
"...what the actual hell…?" She quickly starts typing and pulls up another map. "What is it?" Renee asks. Alyssa turns the camera around again. On the screen was a map of China next to a map of Amestris.
"The road paths look extremely similar," She says. Renee's eyes widen. "They do...and China is known to have a lot of deaths. And…" Renee stares at the map for a few moments and gasps.
"Mount Everest is in China, along with a large mountain range that would be in one of the points on the circle," Renee says. Alyssa takes a deep breath and switches the camera around once more, setting it down on the desk.
"...okay. We haven't found enough for me to be comfortable saying these aren't coincidences. But this is still…" She trails off. Renee nods.
"Yeah, same…"
Renee then turns to her computer and starts typing. "...y'know, I found this interesting article a few days ago."
"About what?" Alyssa asks, also typing.
"It was about these two girls. They were best friends, and researched things together. Some people actually found their notes in a book and there was a picture on the website. I don't remember much, but I saw things in it about time travel and alchemy," Renee explains, looking at the camera on the phone.
"That's weird...was there a picture of the two girls there?" Alyssa asks. Renee nods. "It was pretty blurry, but there was also a third person there. It looked like a guy...I have no idea who they are though."
"Huh...that's really interesting," Alyssa says, glancing at the time. "An hour and a half until midnight," She says.
"An hour and a half until the transmutation," Renee smirks. Alyssa smirks as well, and laughs. "Hell yeah."
"I also found some articles on these victims of people with red eyes or whatever. All of them were found with either all of their blood taken out or having red liquid around them. And no, the red liquid isn't blood," Renee says with a laugh.
"Homunculi and philosopher's stone much?" Alyssa says with a smirk. Renee nods and laughs. "Oh...woah, this one is weird," She says, looking back at her computer.
"What is it this time?" Alyssa asks.
"It's about time travel experimentation...HOLY SHIT!" She exclaims, her eyes widening. "What?!" Alyssa says, turning her attention to the phone.
"So, it says that there were 7 victims, and one was a woman and one was a child. And there's a picture here...it has a child, woman and a...man…with long hair," Renee says.
"Homunculi. Lust, Pride and Envy," Alyssa says, freezing in her tracks. Renee nods slowly.
"Send me the link!" Alyssa says. Renee quickly highlights the link and clicks on it. She narrows her eyes and clicks again. "What…?"
"What's going on?" Alyssa asks.
"It won't let me-WHAT THE HELL?!" Renee exclaims, leaning back in her chair. "Renee, what's happening?!" Alyssa presses, asking again.
"It wouldn't let me copy the link and it glitched me out of the website...and it's gone. From my history too…" She mutters, staring at the screen. "What the hell…?!" Alyssa mutters.
"Okay. This is too weird…" She says. Renee nods.
"...the homunculi are real," Alyssa says as the realization hits her. "Holy shit." Renee freezes in her seat.
"Holy SHIIIIIIT!" She almost screams, burying her face in her jacket. Alyssa covers her mouth with her hands, taking deep breaths.
"I don't know if I should be terrified or fangirling right now…" Alyssa mutters. Renee nods slowly. "Same…" She mutters, her voice muffled by the jacket.
"I...I need a moment to process this…" Alyssa trails off, staring at the desk. Renee nods again, a shocked expression on her face. "M-Me too…"
What the HELL?! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!
I-I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD GET THIS FAR!
You damn IDIOT!
I know, I know! You don't have to yell…
"Half an hour left…" Renee mutters, looking at the clock. Alyssa takes a deep breath and nods. "Wait...why are they doing all of this? Well, assuming this is real and not a bunch of coincidences," She says. Renee furrows her eyebrows.
"What do you mean?" She asks.
Alyssa opens her mouth to say something, and hesitates. "...wait...they're gathering lives for a philosopher's stone. Where would they store it?" She looks back at Renee, an expression of horror forming on her face.
"Earth's core," Renee mutters. "Explains how Earth hasn't crumbled by now too…" Alyssa nods.
"The poles...they're directly in the middle of all of this," Alyssa says, looking once more at the map. "It all lines up so well…"
"Too well…" Renee mutters.
"And…" Alyssa gasps. "They could be trying to access Earth's gate!"
"Okay okay okay, we need to stop digging," Renee says. "I think we need a break from this." Alyssa nods. "I agree…" Renee glances at the clock once more.
"Ten minutes," She says. Alyssa laughs slightly, grabbing the circle off of the printer. "Guess I should get ready."
Renee laughs as well. "Oh god...what have we uncovered?" She mutters darkly. Alyssa sighs, resting her head in her hands. "I...I think we messed up."
"No shit, Captain obvious," Renee says. Alyssa smiles slightly. "Thanks, lieutenant sarcasm." Renee laughs.
"Colonel Sarcasm, to you," She says. Alyssa bursts out laughing. "More like Colonel bastard." Renee rolls her eyes and laughs.
Alyssa glances at the clock. "It's about time to do it." She places the circle on the floor.
"YES!" Renee exclaims, looking at the screen intently.
"Okay...you ready for this?" She asks. Renee nods eagerly. "Hell yeah!"
No no no NO NO!
BLOCK THEIR GATES YOU IDIOT!
I'M TRYING! I'M SORRY IF I'M CURRENTLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!
JUST DO IT, YOU DAMN IDIOT!
Alyssa sighs heavily and braces herself. She positions her hands in a clapping position.
"Okay...activating it in 3…"
I KNOW I KNOW! DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT YOU JACKASS!
I'M NOT A JACKASS, DUMBASS!
SURE BOUT THAT? LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WERE BEING A BASTARD!
Whatever...just CLOSE THE GATES!
"2…"
Shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT-
CLOSETHEGATESCLOSETHEGATESCLOSETHEGATES-
"1…"
DONE!
"GO!" Alyssa claps and slams her hands on the circle. She waits for a few minutes, searching for some sort of reaction. "...damnit."
"Oh well. We tried," Renee says with a laugh. Alyssa nods and laughs. "Yeah…" She gets up and sits back down on the chair, setting the circle back on the printer.
"Woah...I feel dizzy," Alyssa mutters, resting her head in her hands. "Me too...this is weird…" Renee says, setting her head on her desk.
Aaaaand the gates are opening again. Permanently.
Thanks for the heads up captain obvious, appreciate that.
Yeah yeah, you still messed it up.
I know, I was rushed. I didn't have time to re-seal them.
Good job.
Thanks.
Well...at least they didn't-
"...wait. Renee," Alyssa pauses and looks up at her.
"What?"
"I think we have enough evidence to prove these are coincidences."
"...oh my TRUTH!"
Spoke too soon now did yah?
…we messed up.
No shit.
"Renee."
"Y-Yeah…?"
"We're thinking the same thing, right?"
"Mhmm…"
No no NO DON'T SAY IT!
They aren't gonna listen.
I know…
"FMA IS REAL!"
...well. I think we did a good job.
Yeah, sure.
We...we're going to die, aren't we Lie?
...yeah. I think so, Truth.
Alyssa: Sorry not sorry for the length of this chappie. *smiles*
Renee: But a hella ton had to go in this so it was all worth your reading time!
Alyssa: YE! *sighs heavily* And so, our lives are changed forever. Yay!
Renee: *emphasizes 'forever'* FOR. EVER.
Alyssa: Breaking the fourth wall again, but now I gotta copy paste reviews. So much effort.
Renee: *laughs**is making a cake*
J: So I just read this?
Anni: Yerp-GIVE ME THAT CAKE!
Kain: *pulls her away* No.
Anni: But Kaaaaaaaain.
Kain: I said no.
Anni: Fine. *crosses arms*
J: *laughs* Anyways, Yue in the Stars says:
Hi! Thank you for fulfilling my request! *bows* Can't wait for more!
... Hmm... What to say... Oh yeah! I know Ours, and she says that she'll get on eventually, she's having technical issues.
Here, a brief message-
"I'M BAAAAAAAACK~! ...Sort of... So, like Yue-chan said, I'm having technical problemos, so WAIT FOR ME, FELLOW FMA FANS~!
*thinks hard then smirks* Ed, Roy, and ALL other characters of FMA... GET READY FOR THE CRAZY~! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA~!
Hope to see ya soon~! Byee~!
~Kura"
So... Um... Yeah. Thus, Kura has spoken... I'll hope to see you soon too, haha!
Ed: *shudders* Kura...so it begins….
Alyssa: *laughs* I'm excited.
Anni: I can fix dat!
***: Show off.
Anni: Hypocrite. *ruffles their hair*
***: Touche.
Alyssa: *laughs* You are welcome, Yue-chan! And don't worry, we're making a hella ton more.
Renee: Yep, BE READY PERSONS FROM THE CW FANDOM!
Alyssa: So...who wants to take that review? *smirks*
Anni, Ed, ***: *backs away slowly* AL!
Al: WHAT?! WHY ME!
Everyone in the background: *is chanting* Sacrifice. Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
Alyssa: *does the Hunger Games hand sign* Do well, young tribute.
Renee: *is legit having a laugh attack* I love this crew, both cast and viewers.
Al: *anime tears*
Ling: SCREW YOUR ALCHEMY! ARMOUR CAN CRY!
Alyssa: *legit dies* OMFG.
Al: O-Okay… Kura-chan says:
HIIIIIIIIIII~! I got some tech problems temporarily fixed, so here I am~! So, about Yue-chan's review, when she said "Ours", that was her phone auto-correcting it to that. She was embarrassed when she realized that, hah.
ANYWAYS~!
I WANNA SEE MORE SHIPPING IN THIS FIC, Y'ALLS~! I ESPECIALLY WANNA SEE ROYCAN~! THE SHIPPING LORD STILL SUPPORTS IT, YA' KNOW~! MWAHAHAHA~!
INSANITY FOR THE WIN~! (You know~... No ones ever called me sane before~... Mwa ha ha~...)
Hey~ random question concerning one of my latest obsessions, but have you watched Yu-Gi-Oh~? If so, have you watched YGO: The abridged Series by littlekuriboh on YouTube~? If the answers are n/n, then WATCH THEM~! If the answers are y/n, then WATCH IT~! If the answers are n/y... Well, you're in for copious hours of watching normal characters actually PLAY card games. If the answers are y/y then YOU GUYS ROCK~!
Ha, I can never look at YGO the same again~... *wipes tears* WELP~! HOPE TO SEE YA SOON~!
~Kura
Alyssa: Yes, I in fact have! It's hilarious AF, especially Kaiba XD
Renee: Roycan will become canon!
Roy: NO.
Alyssa: CAN-NON!
Roy: STOP.
Maes: Fifty cens it will~
Roy: Fine. You're on.
Alyssa: Do not worry Kura, there shall be lots of shipping! We'll make sure of it. And YES! INSANITY FOR THE WIN!
Renee: *smirks* I have a list of all dem ships. MU HA HA HA.
Alyssa: And some will change mid-story as well, so BE PREPARED~~! (A/N: Im in Lion King currently, NO JUDGE!)
Renee: YERP!
Alyssa: Man~ I'm getting excited now for what's to come.
Renee: SAME. *sighs* I wish we had faster typing hands…
Alyssa: You're forgetting who you're talking to. *smirks* Flash fingers ftw!
Renee: Yeah, yeah XD.
Kyle: Guess who made a surprise visit~?
Arin: HI KYLE! *smiles*
Alyssa: Do do do. *snaps*
Kyle: *blushes* Alyssa no.
Alyssa: Alyssa yes.
Renee: *is a little louder* Do do do. *snaps*
Alyssa: Do do do! *snaps*
(A/N: Message from Nikki here! Hi y'all! BTW, if y'all not drama kids, "Do do do" is from Shrek Jr. from the song 'Make A Move.' So ye, dats all destructo's gotta say biye~!)
Kyle: Im leaving…
Arin: Awww… don't leeeeeeave!
Renee: Cuz your girlfriend'll miss you!
Arin: *is about to snap fingers* Do you want face essplode now?!
Renee: NOPE!
Alyssa: *laughs* Before anyone dies, me thinks we should end dis chappie.
Renee: YE!
Everyone: BYE! See you in dah NEXT CHAPPIE!