Prompt: "Don't panic, but I think we might have accidentally gotten married..." for MidKino - Empress of Everything
Shotgun
Yukino stared blankly at the man in front of her before her brain kicked back into gear. "Did you… Did you just say married?!"
Midnight nodded but took a step back. "I told you not to panic!" he shouted back.
"How am I not supposed to panic? We… We can't be married!" She stopped her pacing and threw herself into the armchair in the corner of the hotel room and dropped her face into her hands. "How did this even happen?" Yukino wailed.
"Well… I'm going to assume it had something to do with all that fire whisky Natsu and Sting had you consume, and then I seem to recall Cobra managing to convince Sting to marry us…" the black-and-white haired mage explained drily. He hadn't had nearly as much to drink as Yukino had, but his head was hurting just as much. Though, whether that was from his hangover or the marriage certificate he'd woken up to beside him with Fairy Tail's stamp on it and their signatures in each corner, he couldn't tell.
"This is horrible," Yukino groaned into her hands. The mage could only tell herself that this is what she got for partying with Fairy Tail. Never again was she going to accept one of Lucy's invitations again.
She paled when a rather disturbing thought crossed her mind, and then looked up to face the Reflector mage who sat on the end of the bed. "My sister is going to kill us," she mumbled.
And if even possible, Midnight's face became even paler and his eyes went wide when he thought of his girlfriend's - er, wife's - sister. Sorano really was going to kill them. Or, really, she was probably just going to kill him. "How fast do you think we can get a divorce?"