Alyssa: HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME BACK TO CHAPPIE 4 OF CW:R!

Renee: Sorry it's so late. Just shit came up so ye. GOMEN!

Alyssa: Yeah, but we're BACK!

Renee: Oki, what we gonna do today?

Alyssa: Actually...I have a topic. *smirks* So we recently got into Kpop. *coughBTSISLIFEcough*

Renee: *eyes sparkle* Sexy!Jimin, Hungry!Jin, Prankster!Jungkook, Happy!J-Hope, Badass!Suga, Sweetheart!V, Mature!Rap Monster. *squeals* *is listening to Lie*

Alyssa: Which is all of their names with personality traits added to them. *laughs* *is listening to Awake* I HEAVILY recommend you listen to their songs.

Renee: CAUGHT IN A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE~! *is belting*

Alyssa: *starts laughing* Hm..it's pretty quiet this opening. Usually something explodes right about now…

BTS: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE~!

Renee: THERE IT IS! FIRE~!

Alyssa: The song is literal Fire. *coughadvertisingcoughlistentoitcough* Sorry, had something in my throat.

Jungkook: *is imitating sexy!Jimin*

Jimin: *in korean* You wanna go Jungkook?!

Jungkook: *bursts out laughing*

Jin and Renee: *eating a bowl of spaghetti that's the size of a large mixing bowl*

Alyssa: *is lowkey singing Awake* I ship Jin and Renee with food. Sorry Ling. *laughs*

Ling: How could you?!

Jimin and Jungkook: I ship Renghetti and Jinoodle.

Alyssa: The food left you Ling...I'm sorry. It found a new ship. Ships. *decides not to think into it seriously*

Ling: SCREW YOU ALL! *sulks*

Alyssa: NYOOO! I'M SOWWY LING! *hugs him*

Jungkook: *is playing sad kpop songs on his phone*

Renee and Jin: *scream crying while eating spaghetti*

Alyssa: Hey! Stop playing sad music! S. T. O. P.

Alyssa and Jungkook: I. T. *burst out laughing*

Jimin: *is recording* *is leaning against the wall silent laughing*

J-Hope: *runs in the way of the camera and imitates Jimin singing Lie with a girly voice and voice cracks* Caught in a LIIIIIIIIIIEEEE~ *does a dramatic sexy pose*

Jimin: *laughs* SCREW YOU!

RM: *is in the background doing his weird dance with his long sleeves* *has a straight face*

Alyssa: *sees him and bursts out laughing*

V: *takes off his slippers and dances with the slippers next to RM*

Jin and Renee: *continues to eat with chopsticks* *finds out the bowl is empty* *anime tears and sulks*

J-Hope and Alyssa: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE~ *scream singing with voice cracks* *starts laughing*

Jungkook: *a song from the photoshoot stays playing on his phone* *starts dancing*

Jimin and V: *joins in*

Alyssa: *sees them and laughs* I think this is a good place to start the chapter. I'm surprised we got through this calmly.

BTS and Renee: ENJOY ZE CHAPPIE! *continues dancing*

Alyssa: BAI FOR NOW! (A/N: This is what happens when we find a new obsession. We're normal, I swear. *sweat drops*)

Chapter 4

Previously on CW:R. Alyssa and Renee had just done some shit. They research shit. They learns more shit. They found out some shit they weren't suppose to know. They tried to do shit and two shits stopped them from doing the shit. Then they met some idiot shit and his friend techy shit. The idiot shit just soul switched with Shinee, let's see what the group of shits are doing. (A/N: And this is what happens when I let Renee write intros...I love it XD)

Alyssa stares blankly at him, trying to process what she had just heard. "Okay...let me get this straight. You and Anni were at the gate with Truth and Lie when we did the transmutation." Ling nods. "Yup."

"And everyone's gates started connecting to ours."

"Mhmm."

"And you decided to posses Renee…?"

"...not intentionally, but yes."

"Okay...and now there's a war between Amestris and Xing."

"Yeah…"

Alyssa blinks. "WHY?"

"There was a dispute...it started growing and war was issued on both sides without Roy's or my consent," Ling explains.

"Oh…" Alyssa says. "But why did you decide to come here?" Ling shrugs. "Your gates were interesting so we wanted to meet you two."

"Oh okay!" She smiles. "I think a part of me is still in shock right now...from talking to you." Oh dear GOD I'M SO AWKWARD, she thinks.

Ling laughs. "I can see how you would be." Suddenly, his eyes light up with realization. "Oh, right! This is probably important…" He sweat drops and laughs.

"What is?" Alyssa asks.

"Anni's having a baby!" Ling says happily. Alyssa freezes in shock.

"Uhm...Alyssa?"

Her eyes start sparkling brightly. "OH MY GOD WHAT?!" She exclaims happily. "We just found out a few days ago," He explains with a smile. Alyssa smiles brightly, trying to hold back fangirling squeals. "Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Girl!"

"Did she pick out a name yet?" Ling nods.

"Lila Rosemary, but we just say Lila." Her eyes sparkle eyes brighter. "THAT IS SO CUTE!" She exclaims with a squeal. "I know right?!"

Ling starts to feel Renee's presence in his brain grow a bit stronger. It starts to gather and slowly starts growing. "Well, looks like Renee is back...nice meeting you though!" Ling says with a smile.

"Nice meeting you too!" Alyssa says, waving goodbye. "Bye!"

"Bye!" Ling waves and his vision goes dark. Renee blinks, dropping her hand to her lap and looking around. "I'm...back?" She says, spotting Alyssa.

"Yup!" Alyssa says.

"Okay...that was weird. I was in a really dark space and there was like this light and...I don't even know," Renee mutters, rubbing her forehead. "Did you talk to Ling?"

Alyssa nods. "Apparently there's a war going on between Amestris and Xing...and Anni's having a girl named Lila Rosemary." Renee's eyes widen.

"...o...kay…" She blinks, trying to process what she had said. "There's a war...and a-" Renee gasps. "OH MY GOD ANNI'S HAVING A BABY?!"

"YUP!" Alyssa exclaims happily. "AAAAH IM SO HAPPY FOR HER!" Renee yells, squealing. "ME TOO!" Alyssa exclaims.

After a few brief moments she calms herself down, and looks up at Renee. "I can't believe we're actually talking to people...and…that...means…" Alyssa slowly trails off, her eyes widening in realization.

"What?" Renee asks, looking at her with confusion. Alyssa doesn't respond, frozen with shock and happiness. "...oh...my god…" Her voice was extremely high pitched, and she was trying extremely hard to hold back squeals.

"Teeeeeell," Renee says, drawing out the 'e' in the word. "ED IS REAL!" She exclaims, covering her mouth with her hands and squealing. Renee laughs, facepalming. "Oh my god."

"What?" Alyssa looks at her. "Let me enjoy this moment-wait." She stares at Renee. "Can you do the switch-y thing-y and let me talk to him…?"

Renee feels Anni sweat drop. About that… she laughs nervously. What? Renee thinks, narrowing her eyes. We were fighting...some stuff...and...Ed didn't exactly...come back with us…? Ling says, his voice growing higher as the sentence goes on. Renee freezes.

WHAT?! Anni's presence draws back a little. Ow…my head. She mutters. Sorry… Renee thinks. But what?! How?! Ling laughs nervously. They kinda kidnapped him… he mutters. Who?!

...well...I dunno what they really are but we call them shadows. Ling says. Renee pales.

"Renee? What are they saying?" Alyssa asks, looking at her with interest. "U-Uh…so…" Renee sighs, taking a deep breath.

"Ed got kidnapped by shadows."

Alyssa freezes and pales visibly. "Sh...Shadows?" She asks quietly. "B-But we made that up for a roleplay!" Renee sighs shakily. "I'm as surprised as you are…" She mutters.

What exactly are shadows? Ling asks. They're non-physical beings made of malice...they're as strong as Truth himself, Renee explains. Ling and Anni both pale.

"Did we somehow create them…?" Alyssa mutters to herself. "That would be insane. There's no way," Renee says.

"Think about it though...they were never intended to be created. When we wrote CW we never planned them appearing, we only did it for fun in a roleplay. And it's too specific to be a coincidence…" Alyssa mutters. Renee looks away. "It does make sense…"

Alyssa sighs, looking at the ground. "Do they know where Ed is?" She asks. No, we have no idea, Anni says with a sigh. "They have no idea," Renee repeats for Alyssa to hear.

"Okay…" she trails off with a sigh. Renee laughs. "Don't worry, we'll find your boyfriend soon." Alyssa blushes slightly and glares at her. "One, shut up. Two, Edly is a thing," She says. Renee smirks. "Still~" Alyssa rolls her eyes. "Whatever…"

Suddenly, the school bell rings above them. Alyssa sighs. "Damnit…" She gets up and puts her chromebook away. Renee does the same.

"I guess we'll talk about this after school?" Alyssa asks, looking at her. Renee nods and smiles. "YUP!" She smiles and grabs her binder off of her desk.

"Well, see ya later then!" Alyssa says, waving.

"Bye!" Renee exclaims, walking out of the classroom.

Doors… Ling mutters, shuddering. Windows are better.

Yeah, Anni says. They are. Renee rolls her eyes. "Doorphobic much?" Both of them nod.

YES.

~~~LE TIME SKIPPY~~~

Alyssa sighs heavily, finishing her homework. She flops on her bed, too lazy to put it back in her binder.

"Screw you school...screw you homework...screw getting up at 6 in the morning...why life." She sighs, faceplanting into a pillow. She hears the chimes of her dog's collar travel down the stairs. She looks up, seeing a small white dog on the floor next to her.

"Hi Carly!" Alyssa says happily. Carly's tail wags and she jumps up on the bed. She walks over to her and starts licking her face. "BLEHHH CARLY WHY!" She exclaims, trying to force the tiny dog off of her. However, Carly continues to lick her face ruthlessly.

"AAAAH NYOOOO! HELP MEEE!"

...help?

Alyssa freezes as soon as the presence enters her brain. She blinks, looking at her dog. "Did you say something?" Carly looks up at her and stares at her. She barks. "...guess not."

Who…? The voice enters her brain again, quiet and timid. "Oh jeez...how did Renee do it…" She mutters to herself.

Hello? She thinks, hoping her words would go through. She feels a sense of shock go through her body. U-Um...hi, the voice responds.

P-Please help me...whoever you are… Alyssa's heart shatters. I will, don't worry, she thinks. What is your name?

...Ed. Alyssa freezes, her mind and soul shattering along with her heart. She bites her lip to keep herself from fangirling. Ed as in Edward Elric…? She thinks. The presence nods.

Alyssa takes a shaky breath to calm herself. Okay...my friend Renee and I heard about what happened from Anni and Ling. We're trying to find you as soon as we can, she thinks.

Okay… Ed mutters. Who am I talking to…? Alyssa sweat drops. Oh, right...introducing myself would be smart. My name's Alyssa, she thinks with a smile.

Nice to meet you, he says. Nice to meet you too! She smiles brightly. Do you know where you are? She feels him shake his head. No...everything's dark…

Oh… she thinks, really wanting to hug him. It's going to be alright. We'll find you soon. He smiles weakly. Yeah…

Suddenly, a jolt of fear runs through her body. She pales. Ed? You okay…? His presence shifts. They're back...I...have to go. I'm really sorry… Her eyes widen.

Don't apologize, it's fine...we'll be there soon to help you. I promise, she thinks. He nods. Please hurry… She smiles reassuringly. We will. She feels a smile from his presence, and soon it disappears.

Alyssa flops on her back, pondering what had just occurred. Her dog walks up to her and starts licking her arm. She sighs. "Carly...what is life?" Her dog looks up and stares at her blankly.

She groans, turning to her side. "Gaaaaaaah I don't know how to feel anymooooore…" She overdramatically fake sobs into a pillow. Carly climbs on her back and barks. She laughs.

"My dear lord Carly…" She smiles and reflects on what happened once more, feeling a spark of warmth in her chest. She freezes and pales.

"No. Hell no. That did not." She mentally slaps herself and slams her face into a pillow repeatedly. Carly starts licking her face. "Carly whyyyyyyy…" She groans. Her dog continues licking her face.

"NYOOOOOOOOOOO!" She opens her mouth to say something else but is interrupted by her phone ringing. Alyssa sighs, opening it and seeing a video call from Renee. She accepts the call, her dog still licking her face.

"Hiya-what...is…?" Renee stares at the image on her screen. Alyssa deadpans. "My dog hasn't stopped licking my fa-BLLLLLEEEEEHEHEHEH CARLY NO!" She pushes the small dog off of her. Renee bursts out laughing.

"What's up?" She says through laughs. Alyssa smirks. "The ceiling." Renee deadpans and facepalms.

"Really?"

"Yes. But other than that, I managed to somehow talk to Ed," She says. Renee freezes. "What?!" Alyssa nods. "His presence left but he was asking for help...he seemed terrified, which is really unlike him."

"Was he like...fanfic broken?" Renee asks. She shrugs. "Not quite...he was close though," she says. "Oh…" Renee mutters. "He didn't know where he was either."

"...I feel bad…" Renee says quietly. "Me too," Alyssa mutters and sighs.

"But anyways, what's up with you?" She asks. Renee shrugs. "Not much...I did explain CW to Anni and Ling though," She says.

"Really?" Renee nods. "How did they react?" Alyssa asks with a smile.

"Anni wasn't too surprised, but Ling was shocked. He had to leave for a few minutes," Renee says with a laugh. Alyssa laughs as well. "My god…"

Renee perks up and hears a small screech come from the lower floor in her house. She deadpans. "Looks like I've got to go...little brothers wait for no one." Alyssa smiles. "Alright...see you tomorrow!"

Renee nods and smiles. "Yup! See ya tomorrow!"

"Bai!"

"Bye!"

Renee: *is red* HI AGAIN!

Alyssa: *is silently dying because of what happened in the chapter* HELLO EVERYONE!

Renee: *is humming to House of Cards*

Alyssa: Alright, who wants to read reviews today?

Anni: *in korean* Me!

Alyssa: ENGLISH.

Anni: *laughs* Me.

Ling: *in xingese* Me! I wanna after her!

*** ***: *in Zian* ME!

Alyssa: *deadpans* I give up.

Renee: *is wearing the voice translator com* YAY! WE'VE GONE INTERNATIONAL! *in korean*

Alyssa: *puts in the com* Forgot we had these… *sweat drops and laughs*

Renee: *is now speaking fluent korean* *is mimicking Sexy!Jimin*

Alyssa: *sees her and laughs* On to the first review!

Ling: *in xingese* I got this one. This is from Yue in the Stars. It reads:

Sweet, new chapter! Wonder what craziness Ling's getting himself into now, haha!

Update soon, I need to know!

Renee: YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED CHILD! MAY THE POWER OF RENEE-LING FUSION COMPEL THEE!

Alyssa: YES! IT HAS BEEN ANSWERED! AND WE HAVE RESPONDED TO YOUR REQUEST!

Ling: That was some funny shit tbh. *laughs*

Alyssa: The funniest of shit. *is laughing*

Renee: *burst out laughing* I'M DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD YOU PEOPLE! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Dead.

Alyssa: *blinks* ...that shit just happened.

Renee: *laughs* Yesh, just..yesh.

Alyssa: *laughs* Who wants to take the next review?

Riley: C'est moi!

Alyssa: Oki!

Riley: D'accord, donc c'est de Fir3danc3r. Il lit:

There we go. I finally got around to logging in on my 3Ds (which is what I mostly read fanfiction on. Don't judge. You gotta do what ya gotta do!) I wonder what kind of stuff Ling will get into in Renee's body XD I hope it will be hilarious!

Also, I find your Author "notes" absolutely perfectly insane. I will join you in the asylum for the most insane fangirls. (I will make it a story just you watch *shakes fist at haters and doubters* and I will post it on my wattpad and quotev accounts eventually. -I think the username is the same as my fanfiction username...- please do look it up)

Anyway, I look forward to your next update :D

Alyssa: Actually, I used to do the same thing and go on my 3Ds. You aren't the only one XD. And I'll definitely look it up!

Renee: Things happened….things.

Alyssa: Yeah. *laughs* Don't worry, there's an empty space near us in the asylum. Feel free to join!

Renee: Pardon?

Alyssa: *looks at her* There's is P-A-S-T-A PASTA AND P-I-Z-Z-A PIZZA!

Renee: *is acting like Angry!Jin during the christmas opening* *in korean* 너는 항상 일본의 육포와 오징어를 좋아했다! 그리고 나는 항상 떨어 뜨리는 음식을 닦아 내기 위해 깨끗한 물티슈를 샀다! *is fuming and red*

Anni: *understands what she said* *bursts out laughing onto the floor*

Alyssa: Uhmu...can we go back to speaking english..? For the readers.

Renee: *nods* Ahem, sorry about that readers XD If any of you speak korean. KUDOS.

Alyssa: But YE! A lot of stuffs happen. Especially in the future.

Renee: *is humming and dancing to herself* YE! A lot of crazy things happen.

Alyssa: So, who wants to read the next review?

Anni: ME!

Alyssa: Oki!

Anni: *clears throat* The next review is from Therealgirlygeek. She says:

Hoi!
Le ships: wha happened to Edwin... besides, isn't that cannon?
Does the "s" in "sedly" mean that Ed's changed his name to "Sedward" or is it really just a different person? Is it a love triangle?!
Can't wait for more!

Alyssa: That's a great question…hmm..I wouldn't say it's necessarily a love triangle...well… *shrugs* I dunno what to call it. It's kind a love triangle, but more of a love square.

Renee: And no, Ed's name isn't Sedward. *laughs* It's a different person.

Ed: Winry's more like my sister than girlfriend…

Anni: And you have someone else~

Ed: *blushes slightly* Whatever.

Alyssa: But thank chu for teh review!

Snowfur: *starts fuming*

Alyssa: *slowly inches away*

Ling: Can I take the next review?

Renee: Go for it!

Ling: Oki! The next review is from- *gasps* A NEW REVIEWER!

Alyssa: *throws confetti* WOOOO!

Renee: NEW REVIEWER~!

Ling: It's from AliceandSam1516. They say:

ALICE: YAS YOU ARE BACK AGAIN! BRING BACK THE CRAZIEST PEOPLE...IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF ROY DID THE SPEECH AND THE FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK WOULD SEE IT AND MAKE FUN OF HIM! (THINK: IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I SHOWED EDSHORTY THAT SPEECH AKA THE MINI SKIRT SPEECH) YAY THE SHIPPING'S STILL AWESOME!

ANYWAYS AWESOME CHAPTER!

SAM: ALICE...

(Sorry about the grammar!)

Alyssa: Don't worry, you be fine with grammar.

Ed: *is raging* …I don't like this person.

Alyssa: Why, Edshorty?

Ed: I'M NOT SHORT! AND YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME!

Alyssa: DO YOU WANT TO GO?!

Renee: *pulls Alyssa away from Ed* Calm down...we have a review to respond to.

Alyssa: ...right. Yes! We are back! And actually, we have shown Ed Roy's miniskirt speech. His reaction was priceless XD

Ed: *smirks* And Colonel Bastard hasn't heard the end of my teasing, and won't for a very long time.

Alyssa: Hey Ed, since you're here...wanna read the next review?

Ed: Sure… *glances at the review and pales* No. Nope. NO.

Alyssa: You already agreed to it~

Ed: … *sighs* The next review is from the idiotically crazy fangirl herself, Kura. She says:

Yaay~! I have a new bestie~!

Ehehehehehe~! SHIPPING IS COMING~, JUST YOU WAIT, YE OF DENIALS AND LITTLE FAITH~!

*ehem* On to other business... YES~! FINALLY SOMEONE I KNOW WHO HAS WATCHED ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM~! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIPPING~!? HAS AL SEEN THIS YET~?! TELL MEEEEEEE~!

Hope to see ya soon~!
~Kura

Renee: YEAH! BESTIE! And my favorite ship is Nagisa and Kayano.

Alyssa: SAME!

Al: I've seen it, and I LOVE IT.

Renee: I KNOW RIGHT?! IT'S SO AMAZING!

Al: *nods* IT'S THE BEST!

Ed: …what have you people done to my brother?

Alyssa: Yes. *laughs*

Anni: Was that the last review?

Alyssa: Yup! It is time to end this chapter before something blows up or-

Lily: *bursts through the wall screaming* SAVEMESAVEMESAVEMESAVEME-

Arin: YOU'RE DEAD! *snaps and parts of the room explodes*

Lily: I DIDN'T MEAN IT! *has anime tears*

Myra: WHYYYYYYYYYY! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO US?!

Lily: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Arin: UH HUH. SURE! *snaps again*

Lily: *screams and runs off*

Alyssa: *deadpans and sweat drops* ...I jinxed it.

Ling: *dodges a piece of the wall* END THE CHAPTER BEFORE SOMEONE DIES.

Alyssa: OKAY OKAY! *ahem* THIS IS THE END OF CHAPPIE 4 OF CW:R! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED AND SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Everyone: BYE!