(Again, still on hiatus, just clearing out my doc manager. And, since these are all written on tumblr anyway, I guess anything in this collection will be excluded from my hiatus anyway.)
Prompt: "Just pretend to be my date" for BixCo
It's a Deal
"I'll pay you fifty bucks if you go with me."
Bickslow snorted at the weak offer, not giving so much as a glance to the other man on the opposite side of the shower door, trying to convince him to go as his date to a friend's wedding. "Fifty bucks? Come on, man. Don't be so cheap," Bickslow said, continuing to rinse the shampoo out of his hair under the spray of the water. "If hookers can charge two-hundred an hour for sex, you better believe I'm sure as hell going to charge at least seventy-five for a wedding."
Erik groaned and rolled his eye. "A hundred then," he offered. "Please, just pretend to be my date for one fucking night." If he had anyone else to ask, he would. He didn't exactly want to be having to find a date for Sorano's wedding, but it what it is, and unfortunately, Bickslow was really just the only person Erik could actually stomach to be around for more than ten minutes.
It helped that they'd been sleeping together for near on three years, though. They just weren't really together together.
Bickslow finished rinsing the shampoo out and pushed the shower door open just enough to stick his head out. "A hundred and a kiss and you've got yourself a deal."
Rolling his eye again, Erik obliged, leaning forward and quickly kissing the other on the lips. "Fine. There," he grumbled. He unfortunately didn't get the opportunity to turn around and leave to actually get dressed, before he had an arm wrapped around his middle and he was being pulled into the shower for the second time that morning alone.