It hadn't been long since the majority of house Stark went south before I could hear my named being called by none other than Arya. I sighed and smoked myself to her to find that she and Nymeria were hiding in the woods. I looked around to make sure I hadn't lost my mind, well lost it anymore than normal.
"Rose please you have to take Nymeria back to Winterfell." Arya said in a panic.
"What happened Arya?" I asked as I knelled in front of her.
"That idiot Prince Joffrey hurt my friend and then tried to hurt me and Nymeria protected me but now they want her dead." Well that explains that. I smile gently at Arya and waved my hand over Nymeria to send her back home. I winked at her and turned myself into a crone just in time for some Lannister men to grab us and take us before the king.
I let myself be taken to the inn that the royal family was in and saw out of the corner of my eye that Sandor was mumbling and trying to get in contact with me. I froze time for a bit and made my way towards him.
"What do you need Sandor?" I asked him while playing with my old crone nails.
"Rose that you?" He asked disbelieving.
"Yes it is now what do you need?" I made my face at least look normal and waited for him to finally speak him mind.
"I will not kill this butcher's boy. You need to take him." Sandor explained. I snapped my fingers and the real Mycah was taken back to Winterfell. I made a fake one out of a pig and let him loose.
"Problem solved. You will kill a pig that looks like him so your ass is covered. See ya in there Sandor." I told him and went back to where the guards were still taking me into the inn and unfroze time. I waited for a bit and noticed that it was early evening when they finally called me.
"This crone was found with Lady Arya. Maybe she saw what happened your Grace." Said Lannister idiot number 1.
"Did you see what happened with my son, your prince?" Cersei asked angrily.
"Yes I did your Grace. I was out looking for some wood for my humble little cottage when I saw the wee one there practicing with the ginger. They were only using stick and you could tell that they were just enjoying themselves. Then the young prince arrived with they ginger lass over there and he pulled his sword and cut the ginger lad. When he attempted to raise his sword to the wee lass the dog bite him a bit to stop him. That's what happened your Grace I swear." I told them while using a little bit of magic to make some of the people around me believe me.
"You would call your prince a liar?!" Cersei hissed at me.
"You want me to lie to the King?" I asked her giving her a look of 'bitch you stupid.'
"Enough Cersei! Two people against one and you can't bully her to change her story. Now my dear old lady would you please tell me why you would go against the prince?" He asked trying to figure something out.
"He is a child and we shouldn't let him think that because he is of power that he should get to lie and have no punishment. But that wee lass stole his sword and threw it into the river, an yet it doesn't seem to be enough." I explained and saw the look of anger wash over Joffrey.
"The first wolf is gone but we have another. They should be punished." Cersei demanded like the spoiled child that she is.
"For what? Was the second wolf there?" I asked her raising an eyebrow.
"No she was somewhere else." Arya stated.
"So because a relative does something we should punish another relative, alright by that logic we should beat you and your child for your father issuing the orders for the rape and murder of Elia Martell and those innocent babies. Well then your Grace bear your neck so someone with a sword can behead you." I stated while glaring at her.
"The wolf bit me!" Joffrey bellowed.
"Boy you will feel pain all your life so a little bite from a wolf won't kill you. Women feel worse pain all our lives and you can't take a little dog bite. Are you sure you should inherit the crown?" I asked him with a little sass.
The whole of inn stood still and looked at me as if I had lost my mind. I smirked and let them think about what it was that I said.
"The lady is right how ever we will send the last direwolf back to Winterfell so nothing can happen to it and no one will be hurt by her." Said the King for his word was law.
"A wise choice my king. If I may offer my assistance I am going near Winterfell I could take the direwolf back. It would be an honor your Grace." I stated and bowed to him.
"Thank you very much. You have done the crown a kindness. Go take the direwolf and head to Winterfell." The King dismissed me and watched as I walked out of the inn and towards the stable where Lady was. I heard Lady whimper at me but once I ditched the glamour she yipped happily.
"Let's go home little one." I told her and dropped a rose where she was and smoked us back to Winterfell.
Robb looked up from his reading and saw me with Lady and gave a curious look. Then as if on que Micah the butcher's boy and Nymeria came out of no where and just stared at us.
"You've been busy love." Robb smirked at me knowing that there was a story to tell.
