At this point it has been two weeks since Barry found out he was an adopted crackbaby. He is mostly, and has been since he was like 30 tbh i mean, completely mentally ruined. He still spied on Dawn and Lucas nextdoor and obsessed over getting his gf/waifu back. It didn't matter how many times Lucas called the police, he still wanted a piece of that sweet cake.
But something was different when he actually surfaced from the Barry-cave with monkei too look. He saw a girl with a body just like dawn's back when her and that blasted Lucas first got together. Except she wore all black clothes. Her hair was a clorox white and her eyes were blue like tide pods. Her skirt had delicate red trimmings that spelled out the word "NASTY" across the ass. Said skirt rode up a bit to reveal… the most beautiful scarlet g string. Her legs were mildly unshaven. Like maybe she hadn't done it for a couple days. I mean what do girl legs even look like normally? Barry hardly knew.
Before Barry could process any further she was right in his face. "Uh siw? What awe yew stawin at?" That's when Barry noticed- "And horns… You have horns…"
The girl giggled, "Yeaw mistew… I am pwetty howny. My name is-" Barry cut her off, "Dusk. You are Dusk and you're my new big titty waifu."
Dusk frowned, "No, I'm-"
Dawn screamed out, "Hey! Get away from that guy! C'mon you don't have much time with us and watch out he's a creep." Dawn stomped inside of her house. Dusk turned her head and pouted, "No faiw… Nobody has evew called me theiw w-waifu befowe… Q^Q"
Barry said with rather putrid breath, "It's ok my sweet… You can go for now. Just come back to me," And with that he gave her the most awkward kiss the world was ever displeasured to witness. Even infernape who was just a second ago smelling his fingers after a good ass scratch promptly vomited over the balcony. What an iconic duo.
The end… for now...