So, FieryCharmeleon left another review, but there really isn't much I can say about it other than Trainer/Edgelord being Gladion's classification was pretty genius. When the game gets more serious, this story probably will. But don't worry, if you're liking the comedic factor of this story, I will try my hardest to keep it comedic. The story is starting to grow more popular, and just makes me happy :). This is my best story so far, and I even reached 200 views! Also, want some more comedic factor to this story? I favorited this story myself just to be funny. I've said this before, but this story was inspired by Roxas Shade's story Pokemon Moon, and it's pretty great! Also, fun fact, this story is the first time I'm playing all the way through Pokemon Sun. I beat gen 7 twice... BOTH TIMES ON MOON. I find it kinda funny that when I made the longer chapter goal, I went over my goal, then the next one I went a little under. Also, it's been 23 days since I made Pokemon Sun Adventure, which makes it the story I've worked on for the longest time. And ALSO it's the story I've made the most progress on. It just wins ALL the awards!

"Alright Salazzle, lets da-" Mercury stopped "NO, NOPE, NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!"

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Totem Salazzle appeared!

Mercury sent out Quake.

Totem Salazzle Toxic.

Quake was poisoned!

Quake used Bulldoze.

Totem Salazzle called a Salandit.

Quake stomped around and shook the arena, Salazzle barely stuck on (not even joking, I thought it was going to be super easy). Salazzle poisoned Quake by injecting poison into it. Salazzle screamed at the top of its lungs to call an ally Salandit.

Totem Salazzle used Flame Burst.

Quake fainted!

Mercury sent in Vortex.

Totem Salazzle used Flame Burst.

Salandit used Venoshock.

Vortex fainted!

Salazzle charged flames in its mouth to launch at Quake, and Quake couldn't take it. Mercury had to send out Vortex to combat Salazzle... And then that FRICK'N SALANDIT KILLED VORTEX... I MEAN FAINT!

Mercury sent out Brawler.

Totem Salazzle used Flame Burst.

Salandit used Taunt.

Brawler used Flip Of- Knock... Knock Off... On Totem Salazzle.

Mercury had to send in Brawler after Vortex fainted. Totem Salazzle charged up a flaming ball in its mouth and launched it at Brawler. Brawler flipped off Salazzle and hurt it mental... Wait, what? It's Knock Off? Oh...

Totem Salazzle used Flame Burst.

Brawler fainted!

Mercury sent out Thunder.

Totem Salazzle used Flame Burst.

Salandit used Taunt.

Thunder used Spark.

Totem Salazzle fainted!

{

Thunder grew to level 20!

Attack + 1

Speed + 1

Sp. Def + 0

Everything else + 2

}

So, as much as I would love to say I'm a genius, I had no idea that Thunder had the ability Sturdy. That meant that he was left with 1 HP left. That meant that it was able to defeat Salazzle because Salandit didn't actually damage Thunder. Luck: 100%.

Salandit used scratch.

Thunder used Spark.

Salandit used Scratch.

Salandit was paralyzed!

Thunder, against ALL ODDS lived through scratch. The level up meant it had 3 HP, so scratch only did 2. It wasn't Sturdy this time because it didn't flash that "Thunder's Sturdy" thing.

Thunder used Spark.

Salandit used scratch.

Thunder fainted!

Mercury sent out Poltergeist.

Poltergeist used Night Shade.

Salandit fainted!

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"Spectacular." Kiawe said. He said alot of stuff, but he pretty much just said "conglaturations, u dun it." He handed him the Firium-Z and registered a FLIPPING CHARIZARD in Mercury's Ride Pager. Charizard can fly Mercury anywhere... unless you haven't been there? What? Mercury walked down to the bottom of Wela Volcano. "Hey, Mercury!" Hau said "So, you just finished your trial, huh?" This time Mercury was fine with talking to Hau since Lillie wasn't around. "Hey, Mercury." Lillie walked over to them. Mercury looked over. "Run." he said. It was very similar to that one dead meme. As they ran they ran past a Pokemon Center. "Oh, I gotta heal my Pokemon." Mercury said. Lillie went inside to stay away from Hau, as if he were some uncontrollable monster.

Hau walked inside the Pokemon Center, which made Mercury hide behind the Pokemon Center counter. "What are you doing!?" the nurse exclaimed. Mercury curled up in a fetal position. "I'm hiding from my friend." Mercury said. The nurse paused. "I've done that too!" She smiled. "Wait, what?" Mercury asked. Mercury left the Pokemon Center than walked over to Lush Jungle... Well, actually I went to the motel because I recently learned that if you go in Gladion's room he'll just say "get out". The only logical Pokemon character, give him a round of applause.

After doing that, he went to Lush Jungle to do Mallow's trial. "It's kinda weird. All of Akala's trials are so close together." Mercury thought. "Thanks for stopping by!" Mallow said when Mercury walked in "Welcome to Lush Jungle, the trial grounds of me, Mallow! When I saw you and your Pokemon for the first time, I knew you've only chosen only the finest ingredients! That's why I'm gonna make you help me-er, no! I mean, that's why you should try my trial!" Mercury stared at her. "Is she using me for manual labor?" he thought. "You are the one who got a sparkling stone straight from Tapu Koko, aren't you?" Mallow said "You're so totally ready for this!" Mallow explained the trial. Mercury had to be Mallow's slav-I mean, attempt her trial *wink* *wink*, by collecting ingredients for the "perfect meal" known as "the Mallow Special".

The check list:

1. a Mago Berry.

2. a Tiny Mushroom.

3. a Revival Herb.

4. a Miracle Seed.

So, off to Never Land! Or if you prefer, to Platform 9 3/4!... I've never read or watched Harry Potter... Mallow handed Mercury a bag to keep all the ingredients, then he was off. The trial didn't have much to it. First, Mercury went off to some mushrooms and grabbed a Tiny Mushroom. But suddenly, a big mushroom came out and attacked!

To Be Continued (dead meme)

After that battle, Hurricane started mysteriously glowing. "What's happening?" Mercury asked. No one was there to answer. Eventually it stopped glowing, and what came out was a larger, less colorful bird, that looked alittle angrier than before. "It evolved!" Mercury exclaimed. Rotom flew out of Mercury's bag. "Fearow, the Beak Pokemon." Rotom said "It's tough and has excellent stamina. It has no problem flying continuously for a whole day carrying a heavy load." Mercury looked at Rotom. "Oh, but you couldn't identify that mushroom thing." Mercury said. Rotom searched the internet. "That was Parasect, the Mushroom Pokemon." Rotom said "The large mushroom on its back controls it. It often fights over territory with Shiinotic." Mercury stared at Rotom. "What's a Shiino-" Rotom cut him off. "We could be here forever."

Next, he was off to get a Revival Herb. As he walked he encountered a Fomantis, and, much like Parasect, he had to beat it. After that, he grabbed a Mago Berry from the bottom of a tree. "Well, not what I was looking for, but still good!" Mercury said. He eventually made it to a grass field with really tall grass. He found a patch that was significantly shorter than the rest. "That's odd." he said as he plucked one out. He realized it was a Revival Herb and he put it in the bag Mallow gave him. And much like the Tiny Mushroom and Mago Berry, a Pokemon jumped at him. After beating another Fomantis, he walked off to get a Miracle Seed. He eventually found a big patch of rocks, and after breaking some with Tauros, he found the Miracle Seed. Surprisingly, there was no Pokemon that time.

He went back to Mallow. "I got the stuff." he said like a drug-dealer. Mallow just stared at him. "Uh, yeah... Okay..." she said. The screen faded out, then MAGICALLY Lana and Kiawe appeared. Mercury had to grind all the food together, and it looked really awkward. It was zoomed into Mallow's crotch, and there was meat flying from the pot... Yeah-h-h-h-h...

After making the food, the aroma attracted the Totem Pokemon. Also, there was music that was like the JAWS theme while the Totem was walking to Mercury. The Totem was a Lurantis. Totem Lurantis is better known as a piece of sh-... wait, this should be an authors note...

So, I just REALLY want to express my hate for Totem Lurantis. I know hate is a strong word, I have a strong hate for it. So, Totem Lurantis has a really powerful move called Solar Blade. Solar Blade has to charge up, but it can summon a Castform as it's ally. Castform uses Sunny Day, which not only makes Grass-Type moves, but also makes it so Solar Blade doesn't need to charge. But it gets worse. Let me set up a scenario. It's low on HP, one more hit should defeat it. It goes first, but you know you'll survive. But it won't attack you, it uses Synthesis restores practically ALL of it's HP... Yeah, you'd be pretty mad. And it does this multiple times. You HAVE to defeat it in a 1 or 2 shot hit, or you'll be in for a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong time.

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Totem Piece Of Crap appeared!

Mercury sent out Raider.

Totem Crap used X-Scissor.

Totem Screw You called for help.

Trumbeak appeared!

Totem Muk Off used X-Scissor.

Raider fainted!

Mercury sent out Brawler.

Totem WHY!? used Solar Beam.

Brawler fainted!

Okay, I failed, let's just skip this tedious crap.

FAIL!

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Well, this was a short chapter. I didn't think I could continue smoothly after that failed battle. I took for EVER to make this chapter. I was at the worst part of the game, so I really didn't want to play the game. But ya have to go through the crap to get to good stuff. I know I haven't updated in awhile, but I'm taking a break. I'd always think during the day "I should be working on the story" but I don't want to, and it kinda gives me anxiety, even though it doesn't matter. Well, see ya after my break.