Greg: Mycroft : Sherlock : Anderson

Tuesday 24rd of August 2010

(Tues 11.45 am)

I have managed to do it! The essay is over with fifteen minutes to spare!

(Tues 11.50 am)

So the madness starts again.

(Tues 11.52 am)

You sound so happy to talk to me again. Am I bothering you? Are you busy right now?

(Tues 11.56 am)

I am always busy. So yes, you are bothering me.

(Tues 12.00 pm)

I thought that you would be happy that I got that essay done. I can just leave you alone for the moment if you want me to?

(Tues 12.01 pm)

How long would this moment be? I don't want to be bothered over text message by you.

(Tues 12.05 pm)

I was just going to leave you alone until you've come off work or you're on lunch.

(Tues 12.06 pm)

I don't know what makes you feel like you have to talk to me, but you can stop.

(Tues 12.10 pm)

What makes you keep replying back to me? You could have stopped at any point, you didn't have to reply to the first message but you did.

(Tues 12.13 pm)

You are a complete arse half the time during these conversations but I think that you need someone to talk to. I am assuming that you are not much of a people person.

(Tues 12. 24 pm)
You are right. I am not much of a people person. it is better that I am like that. I am not the sort of person who befriends others. You are wasting your time on whatever you are doing.

(Tues 12.30 pm)

So that's it? You are going to stop texting me now?

(Tues 12.40 pm)

So you've stopped texting me then?

(Tues 12.50 pm)

So much for being friendly then! God you are a prick.

(Tues 12.52 pm)

I had plenty of conversation topics for this lunch time. Now I am sitting here with my egg and chive sandwich by myself. Have I done something wrong? Am I too stupid to talk to you?

(Tues 8.30 pm)

Why does me not replying make you keep insistently texting me? I admire your efforts to make an effort on me but you can stop.

(Tues 8.35 pm)

So you have decided to text me?

(Tues 8.40 pm)

Only to tell you to stop it. You should delete this number from your phone.

(Tues 8.43 pm)

I do respect your decision but is there are any reasons why you want to stop texting me?

(Tues 8.50 pm)

I don't have time for friends.

(Tues 8,55 pm)

I don't need any friends.

(Tues 8.56 pm )

For your benefit Gregory, you don't need to be associate with people like me and you are wasting your time. Plus your phone bill is going to be rather large with the rate you keep texting me.

(Tues 9.00 pm)

I don't need to worry about the last reason, I've got unlimited texts.

(Tues 9.04 pm)

People who say that they don't need friends are the ones who don't have any. We don't need to be friends but you need someone to talk to. You can just grow tolerate me eventually.

(Tues 10.45 pm)

Fine. I have put some thought to this and I will occasionally reply to the moments of madness of your life. I'm not prone to bursts of compassion.

(Tues 10.47 pm)

Yay :)

(Tues 10.48 pm)

You shouldn't get too used to this though. Just to provide you some warning.

(Tues 10.50 pm)

You are using a smiley face? What is this world coming to?

(Tues 10.55 pm)

Kate is now speaking to me, the flowers worked.

(Tues 10.58 pm)

So you seem like a smart guy. So what intelligent pursuits are you interested in?

(Tues 11.02 pm)

What do you mean by that? I thought that you would have got the impression that I was intelligent from the information I gave to you.

(Tues 11.03 pm)

What intellectual pursuits do you have. From your poor word choice in your message, I can tell that you don't read much. Spent more time at the football pitch at school than doing your homework.

(Tues 11.04 pm)

Lucky guess. But most teenage boys are like that at school.

(Tues 11.05 pm)

I have read some classics by the way. I've read Of Mice and Men, Catcher in The Rye. I've read that one with big brother in it.

(Tues 11.06 pm)

1984. Orwell's work can be endearing. I do enjoy that novel on the rare occasion where I can read for leisure. If I recall correctly my brother read Catcher in The Rye. He found it predictable.

(Tues 11. 08 pm)

So is your brother like you and one of those freaky genius people?

(Tues 11.10 pm)

I would appreciate you not calling me or my brother a freak when you don't know us.

(Tues 11.11pm)

I wasn't meaning freak in a bad way.

(Tues 11.20 pm)

There isn't a way to use the word 'Freak,' or any variations of the world in a positive manner. I am going to leave this conversation. Good night.

(Tues 11.24 pm)

Who do you keep texting? Kate isn't going to be happy with you texting that much.

(Tues 11.25 pm)

Anderson there is a party going on, go and talk to Sally or do something instead of telling me off for texting.

(Tues 11.28 pm)

So much for you wanting to have a good time tonight to celebrate the essay being over. All you have been doing in the last day or two is constantly text. Do you have someone on the side of Kate?

(Tues 11.30 pm)

God why do you care so much? I'm talking to no one important.

(Tues 11.31 pm)

Kyle keeps trying to convince me to let him move in with me once the year is over. He hates living at home. I can't blame him really.

(Tues 11.31 pm)

Are you going to let him do it? Kate keeps looking over at you, she still looks angry.

(Tues 11. 33 pm)

I don't know. I don't want him to be with dad all the time. If there is space maybe. Think I'm going to call this night quits besides Kate looks like shes chatting up Tommy.

(Tues 11.35 pm)

Already? the night has barely started and you've have had only two beers in the time you've been here.

(Tues 11.38 pm)
I've got a lecture in the morning. You go and ask Sally out. Tell Kate that I said bye.

(Tues 11.40 pm)

Alright. I'm going in for the kill. Wish me luck. Andersaurus is going to do great!

(Tues 11.41 pm)

You need stop calling yourself that or I'm no longer going to be your mate. It was funny the first time but now it is just sad.

(Wed 1.00 am)

I heard that you were expelled from school. Again.

(Wed 1.04 am)
Good evening, Mycroft. Couldn't resist putting your large nose into my life again?

(Wed 1.10 am)

I got a phone call from mother, she is getting the most distress from this. This is the fifth school in the past year that you have been expelled from.

(Wed 1.11 am)

I have decided that I am not going to school anymore. I am just wasting my time and I'm surrounded by idiots.

(Wed 1.13 am)

So what are you going to do then? I am not going to have you doing nothing with your life.

(Wed 1.14 am)

It is none of your business what I do with my life. How is Greg?

(Wed 1.16 am)

It is none of your business.

(Wed 1.17 am)

So you were in contact with him again? I knew that you couldn't stop replying to him. Greg is a bit of an idiot isn't he?

(Wed 1.24 am)

Change the subject now. Where are you? Mother is worried about you. I have just received a phone call with her and she is distressed, you have gone missing since eight.

(Wed 1.00 am)

I am just with friends. I'm fine.

(Wed 1.05 am)

You don't have friends. Where are you?

(Wed 1.06 am)

I'm just in London.

(Wed 1.06 am)

Why are you caring so much about what I'm doing? Caring isn't an advantage I recall you saying?

(Wed 1.12 am)

Mother is asking me to contact you. She doesn't want you getting high again.

(Wed 1.13 am)

Go home Sherlock. I'm looking for your location right now on my computer.

(Wed 1.30 am)

I'm coming to get you. You better have a list made up.