Greg : Mycroft
Friday 27th August.
(Fri 11.45 pm)
Hello Mycroft! I realised that your name is like Microsoft! Is your dad that Windows dude?
(Fri 11.53 pm)
Dude why aren't you texting?
(Fri 11.53 pm)
:(
( Fri 11.55 pm)
You are intoxicated. I'm not in the mood to have a conversation with you when you are drunk. Conversation with you when you are sober is bad enough.
(Fri 11.57 pm)
I'm not that drunk, I've only had ten tiny glasses. It's Friday night and that means it's party night!
(Sat 12.03 am)
Gregory, I am in no mood to talk to you when you are intoxicated. I am not in the right temperament to talk to someone when they are drunk right now.
(Sat 12.10 am)
I just want to let you know that wasn't me. Someone took my phone at the party.
(Sat 12.12 am)
How are you by the way? Is everything alright?
(Sat 12.15 am)
Why are you caring?
(Sat 12.16 am)
I don't know. Sometimes it is good to be able to talk to someone. Thought that it might help as you do have some anonymity through text.
( Sat 12,20 am)
If you are insistent on talking to me , maybe try and talk about something interesting.
(Sat 12.23 am)
Great. I am at the worst party ever. I don't even want to be here but I am being the driver for the night.
( Sat 12.25 am)
How very noble of you. I feel that I have to be inclined to ask about your current relationship happenings with Kate.
( Sat 12.28 am)
She's alright. She's talking to me again, not much but she is still talking to me. She's been talking to Tommy and for some reason Anderson more than me.
( Sat 12.30 am)
I told you that she is cheating on you.
(Sat 12.31 am)
She wouldn't do anything like that. Kate is a nice girl and wouldn't do anything like that to me.
( Sat 12.31 am)
I have managed to find a great place yesterday after uni. This place does the best doughnuts in the world. I had a triple chocolate cake doughnut. It was amazing and I think that I am in love.
(Sat 12.35 am)
I never thought that you would have such affections for pastry.
(Sat 12.38 am)
I never thought that I could either. It is the best place in the whole of London.
(Sat 12.43 am)
Where are you from? I am not going to stalk you. I'm not an axe murderer or anything weird. Just thought I would let you know.
(Sat 12.48 am)
It is concerning if you turn out to be a police officer who is an axe murderer.
(Sat 12.50 am)
London.
(Sat 12.51 am)
Seriously? This means that there is a possibility that I could have walked past the street and I wouldn't have known.
(Sat 12.52 am)
You still would be able to walk past and not know who I am. You only know my name and not what I look like.
(Sat 12.55 am)
You know what I am meaning though. It is just strange that we could have bumped into each other in the street sometime and here we are talking.
(Sat 12.58 am)
There is the possibility that we might have walked past another in the street. however I need to remind you that London has a population of 8,673,713 and this is variable.
(Sat 1.00 am)
There are a lot of people then? How did you know that? Did you google it?
(Sat 1.05 am)
I don't google anything. I know enough information about things so that I don't have to resort using the internet for learning.
(Sat 1.06 am)
Wish I was like you then. I have to use the internet for everything to do with uni. It is the only reason that I pass it. Do you use the internet for anything? Maps? Books? Facebook? Music and cat videos?
(Sat 1.10 am)
Why would I watch cat videos?
(Sat 1.11 am)
You said that you preferred cats to dogs.
(Sat 1.15 am)
Have you been looking through the messages that we exchanged? Why would you do that?
(Sat 1.17 am)
i don't know. It is just funny seeing how you are in messages. It's always like you dread talking to me and I'm just going on about egg sandwiches.
(Sat 1.20 am)
You are rather sentimental about things.
(Sat 1.20 am)
I don't know. It's nice just to look back at the good things in life. You don't get too many happy moments in life, so it's always good to look on the bright side.
(Sat 1.22 am
So far at the party, Anderson has put a lampshade on his head and tried to serenade this girl he likes. It didn't work well though and he got a drink thrown at him. Extremely amusing.
(Sat 1 .23 am)
Tommy has fallen into a bush and he's become one with nature. Kate has just yelled at me for being on my phone. Fun times.
(Sat 1.28 am)
You have been talking to me for a while now. Aren't you bored? I am surprised you are still talking to me for this long. Normally people just leave me alone or throw things at me.
(Sat 1.30 am)
Why would people throw things at you? I know that you are a dick but you're aren't all bad.
(Sat 1.32 am)
I can look at someone and I know things about them just by their appearance for example, I know if someone is having an affair just by looking and their clothes and their wedding ring. I have revealed many people's secrets.
(Sat 1.32 am)
That is amazing.
(Sat 1.35 am)
People don't say things like that to me.
(Sat 1.36 am)
What do they say?
(Sat 1.38 am)
Piss off.
(Sat 1.38 am)
My brother is the one who normally throws things, he does have a temper. He threw a book in my direction yesterday.
(Sat 1.40 am)
Why did he do that? Reveal any of his secrets?
(Sat 1.44 am)
Apparently I'm sticking my rather large nose into his business when I didn't let him go out. He got expelled from another school. Sherlock is concerning me.
(Sat 1.45 am)
I do apologise for telling you this. I never give much information about my private life to people. I'm hoping that if I write it down or something, it is going to stop bothering me as it is taking my focus away from work.
(Sat 1.50 am)
It's alright. I don't mind this at all. Brother's are strange creature. My brother is worrying me as well.
(Sat 1.51 am)
I don't want to sound rude but Sherlock and Mycroft? Does anyone have a normal name in your family?
(Sat 1.52 am)
My mother is called Jane.
(Sat 1.53 am)
That is surprising being honest.
(Sat 1.54 am)
I am needing to go and drive Kate home. I'll speak to you later.
(Sat 1.55 am)
I don't know why you are so insistent about it.
(Sat 2.06 pm)
How are you? :)
(Sat 2.10 pm)
A smiley face. I am positive that you are not a twelve year old girl. I'm fine by the way.
(Sat 2,11 pm)
I've just been playing rugby. I've joined the team. Everyone is nice, there is a guy their called John. We might be going for drinks sometime.
(Sat 2.12 pm)
*There.
(Sat 2.13 pm)
Your grammar is appalling.
(Sat 2.13 pm)
I guess that would be enjoyable for some people.
(Sat 2.15 pm)
Yeah it does. John seems like an alright bloke. Have you been up to much today? Hows the brother?
(Sat 2.18 pm)
My brother has been protesting about going to a new school. We are thinking that we just send him to university early. He is intelligent enough to get in.
(Sat 2.20 pm)
I've just been doing the usual and been occupying myself with work. I might be able to leave my current position in the near future. I am fed up of fetching coffee for people.
(Sat 2.20 pm)
Ooh that sounds exciting! What are you going to do?
(Sat, 2,21 pm)
At this rate, world domination. I'm getting coffee and the person who is in front of me is ordering a drink with ten different things about it. Can't they just get a normal coffee?
(Sat 2.22 pm)
So you are in a Starbucks then? I know the struggle.
(Sat 2.25 pm)
You seem a lot friendlier today than you normally are. It's nice. Maybe you are warming up to me or I've just mentally destroyed you.
(Sat 2.27 pm)
It's probably just the second option. But I have to admit that I'm in good spirits this morning. The weather is good and I had a pleasant journey into work.
(Sat 2.28 pm)
:)
(Sat 2.28 pm)
My day has been pretty good. i had a fry up this morning for breakfast and now I'm going to watch Lord of The Rings with my brother. He's staying over for the weekend.
(Sat 2.30 pm)
Finally, i can order my drinks. That woman in front has finally left. I believe she had a unpleasant night last night, her knees looked like she had been scrubbing someone's floor.
(Sat 2.25 pm)
I wonder what you would say about me if you saw me.
(Sat 2.35 pm)
I would probably think that you are an idiot with a cheating girlfriend.
(Sat 2.36 pm)
You don't have to worry about that though. I doubt that we are going to have any interaction with another outside text messaging.
(Sat 2.45 pm)
Yeah...You are right. You are just a person on my phone who I occasionally talk to.
(Sat 2.46 pm)
I don't want things to get weird, I might start thinking that you are a real person or something.
(Sat. 2.50 pm)
Plus Kate might get jealous of me seeing a stranger who I've been texting for a while. She would be worrying about us having an affair or something. Especially since you are a bloke.
(Sat 2.51 pm)
Not that I would have an affair with a bloke. I'm all for the ladies. Don Juan that is what the ladies call me ;)
(Sat 2.55 pm)
I am surprised that you know who Don Juan is. You seem to be uncomfortable with your sexuality.
(Sat 3.00 pm)
I am not.
(Sat 3.02 pm)
You have established that you are a heterosexual several times in these text messages. You seem disappointed at the fact that we are not going to be meeting in the future. You've established that I am a man and your girlfriend is concerned about you having an affair with a man. You've called yourself Don Juan and that is clearly overcompensating for something. If you being uncomfortable with your sexuality isn't obvious than I don't know what is.
(Sat 3.10 pm)
Piss off.
(Sat 3.11 pm)
That was impressive but you are wrong. I'm not gay.
(Sat 3.13 pm)
I wasn't saying that you were gay. I was saying that you were uncomfortable with your sexuality.
(Sat 3.15 pm)
So are you gay or something?
(Sat 3.15 pm)
I do believe that my sexuality isn't important and it is to no one's concern.
(Sat 3.16 pm)
It's fine if you are.
(Sat 3.17 pm)
I know it's fine.
(Sat 3.18 pm)
Right. Just letting you know that I'm fine with you being what ever you are.
(Sat 3.20 pm)
Right. I'm going to watch Lord of The Rings. Kyle is probably wondering what I'm doing. I was meant to be looking for the DVD's a while ago before I started texting you.
(Sat 3.21 pm)
It was good to talk to you Mycroft.
(3.30 pm)
It was pleasant for me as well. Until the next time you decide to bother me with messages.