I wake up to find that I can't move my arms I look up and my arms are tied up, and Darkness is sitting on my legs, holding them down. I try to kick her off but Shes pretty strong. Plus all I'm really doing is turning her on, the filthy super-masochist. Finally, you're awake, says Aqua, who had been sitting at my desk in the corner. She stands up and walks over to me. "What the hell are you two doing?" I yell. "We thought you might have done something to Megumin, so we came to interrogate you. By the way, your a very heavy sleeper."

I sigh as I try to think up a way out of this situation. "So, you're going to tell us the truth now." Says aqua as she struts over and sits down next to me. "Now tell us the truth!" Yells darkness, whos still sitting on my feet. I try to kick her off, but Aqua stops me. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." She said smugly. "We have darkness sitting on your feet in just the right position..." As she says this I take a good look at darkness, whos drooling. What the hell is that about. I look down at my feet and realize it. Id been kicking her crotch the entire time. "Any resisting is basically the same as trying to sexually assault Darkness."

Wow... They really thought this through. "Now I'll ask you again," she said, looking at me angerly. "What happened between you and Megumin!" As she yells that I hear Megumin yell from her room, "That hurts! Please keep it down!". Right, she's hungover. "Kazuma! Focus!" Yells Darkness. "I really didn't do anything!" I yell back. "LIES!" She shouts as she gets on top of me. "TELL US THE TRUTH!"

"Why are you guys yelling?" Megumin sais, rubbing her temples. She walks into the room and just stares at us. Then I realize what this must look like to her. "What... Are you... DOING!?" she screams. "We can explain!" Yells aqua, as Megumin clenches her fist starts chanting. "Darker than dark, blacker than black..." "RUN!" Yells darkness, as they both scurry out of the room before Megumin blows it up.

I sigh as Megumin flops on me. "Thanks. Can you untie me now?" I say. But then I realize it. She's asleep. She's asleep, laying on top of me, and I'm tied to my bed. This is super weird, I think to myself as I start blushing. I then fall back asleep.

I wake up about an hour later and wake up Megumin. She unties me, and we go downstairs to see two very agitated party members. They're probably still upset at what happened earlier. That's when Darkness piped up. "Hey, Aqua, we should go into town and get some more equipment before we go on that quest!" Aqua seemed surprised at this. "We can't just leave those two alone here! What if Kazuma tries something!" She whisperers to darkness. Shes not to good at keeping secrets though, because Megumin and I could hear her loud and clear. "It'll be fine," she says, practically dragging Aqua out the door. "If I were you, I'd actually be more worried about Megumin trying something," she said as she winks at us and closes the door.

"Huh. Well, that was strange." I said bluntly. "Hey, Kazuma," Megumin says staring at the ground. "Sorry for what happened yesterday." This kinda actually surprised me. "Why are you apologizing?" I said. "Well... It seemed like it got you into a lot of trouble." "it's fine." "Really?" she says, looking straight at me. "Yeah... I mean... It's not like I didn't enjoy it..." I say, feeling very embarrassed. I start to turn red. Now it's my turn to stare at the floor. "R-Really?" Megumin says, looking very flustered. "Then in that case..." she looks me straight in the eyes and puts her hands on my chest. My heart starts to race and I feel my face getting hot. "You shouldn't mind me doing this." She says as she gets up on her toes and kissed me straight on the lips. I'm very surprised by this. She pulls away, and we both start blushing. My first kiss... was taken... by Megumin? Why don't I feel upset about this..?

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