-Kazuma-Point-Of-View-

We're about to head out and Darkness shows us what she got. "Wiz says this spray will make all kinds of beasts gather around me! Oh, using this I'll unmistakably get trampled! Ravished by monsters!" She says with her face turning a bright red as she starts to shudder. Typical Darkness. "Everyone ready?" I say, grabbing my pack. "Just let me use the washroom real quick." Says Darkness, who's still recovering from her phantasy. She heads out and Aqua says to me, "Hey, loverboy, weres Megumin?", and I realize I don't know where she is either. "Megumin! Megumin-tama! Were about to leave!"

-Aqua-Point-Of-View-

"Hey, loverboy, wheres Megumin?" I say as Darkness leaves the room. She went up to her room after we got here and never came down. "Megumin! Megumin-tama!" he yells. This kinda surprised me. I thought this would be a good opportunity to tease him. "Tama, huh? You sure get friendly quick." I say with a devilish grin on my face. The weird thing is, Kazuma doesn't seem too fazed at all. "I'll go check her room." He says, heading up the stairs.

-Kazuma-Point-Of-View-

"Hey, Megumin?" I say as I open the door and peek in. I see her there just laying on her bed, twirling her staff like a baton. "Huh?" She says as she looks up at me. "It's time to go." Megumin just kinda stared at me. Then she grinned. "Alright!" She says energetically as she jumps up off her bed and heads into her closet. She gets out her cape, hat, eyepatch, and her staff. And Chomusuke. "You seam exited," I say bluntly as she starts putting on her cape. "Yeah! I haven't set off my explosion magic yet today, so a pack of wolves is just what I need!" She squeals. "Hey, I'm the one who's gonna have to carry you back. It's kinda rude to be so excited about this right in front of me." I say jokingly.

Megumin stares at me with a smug grin on her face. "Is it rude? Nah, I don't really think so." She says as she puts on her hat. "Besides, you can't deny that you like it." At this remark, I can feel my face getting hot as my heart starts to beat a little faster. "Ha! You didn't deny it! That means it's true." Megumin remarks, seeming very proud of herself for that little statement. "Don't tease me too much," I say with an equally devilish grin. "Or I'll just leave you there next time." Megumin grins and puts on her eyepatch and walks over to me. "But you wouldn't do that, would you?", she says as she puts Chomusuke on my head and her arms around my neck. I try to ignore the apple color on my cheeks.

"And why is that?" I say as cool-guy-like as possible. "Because you love me." She says, looking me straight in the eye. I feel my heart start to beat faster. "Well, I guess that is true," I say. She leans in for a kiss and I do the same. Just as we're about to touch, Chomusuke jumps off my head and onto Megumin's shoulder, hissing at me. "Guess he's not too approving of our relationship." I joke. "Alright, I'm gonna go check on darkness and Aqua, be right back," I say as I leave the room. I go downstairs an see a glass container full of purple liquid sitting on the couch.

"Is this some kind of perfume?" I ask myself. I spritz a little on my wrist and sniff it. It smells incredible. I spritz some more on my chest and in my hair. I set it back down as Aqua, darkness, and Megumin walks into the room. "Ready to go?" I announce. "Yep!" they all reply contently. "Then let's go!" We head out to the woods the Wolves Cave is in, which is were the quest we accepted.

We enter a clearing in the forest with a huge flower field to the right of the entrance, a large, crystal clear lake to the left, and a massive cliffside to the front. In that cliffside, a cave entrance. "That's where we're going?" Aqua asks curiously. "Yep. Heres the plan." I say intently. "Aqua and Megumin, you stay back. First, Aqua will cast a speed and defense buff to Darkness and I. We then go rushing into the cave and draw out the wolves. Then, Megumin hits them with an explosion. Sound good?" They all nod their heads. "Alright, let's go." Aqua uses her magic and darkness and I rush into the cave. Immediately, I see dozens and dozens of glowing yellow eyes. "Run!" I yell and we dash out of the cave. "Megumin, now!" Darkness shouts. She starts chanting and a moment later, "EXPLOSION!".

"Alright, we did it," I say with a relieved sigh. "Um, Kazuma..." Aqua says, pointing at the cave. Dozens more are coming out headed right towards us- no, ME! Then it hits me. That perfume was the magical spray Darkness got to satisfy her fetishes. There are far too many, and Megumin's down... I don't know what we're gonna do. I try to think of a plan as Darkness run straight towards then, her face red. Think, THINK! I yell at myself mentally. Just when I think it's over, I hear three amazing words. "LIGHT OF SABER!" All of the sudden, the wolves are slaughtered.

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