Disclaimer: First Chapter
Pairing - Give me a girl and your reasons for picking her, and I will think about it.
Story Start!

"This... this was the source of that massive source of power?" A silver haired woman in her early twenties with startling silver eyes and fair skin asked as she looked down at the sleeping Naruto on the grass. She was wearing a standard maid's clothing in blue and white, and on top of her head was a maid's head dress. She had her long hair in braid, and her body was very voluptious. She was a slim waist with good hips and far above averahe breasts that almost burst from her uniform. She radiated a power that seemed to give off a cold in nature appearance, even if it was unseen by those around them... it could be felt though.

This was Grayfia Lucifuge, and three days ago there had been a massive power surge that ecoed through the entire Underworld that had come from this area. The power was so massive that it had been felt from thousands and thousands of miles away before it lowered down to something less noticable. Yet, nobody would forget what the power had felt like in the slightest.

The power... was completely human.

There was a human with more power than anything she had ever felt before, and his body was in front of her... sleeping on the ground in torn clothes. His body was unknowingly suppressing most of his power from being sensed, but those sensative to this would be able to tell this was the source of the power right away. This human, one of the weaker races, had more power than even herself on her best day by a long shot... and it was so amazingly potent. It was so focused in his body, that she belived that if he should release it all at one point then not even she would escape the range of his power unscathed.

That was not good, not in the slightest.

She frowned for a moment when she looked at the boy, who seemed to be 17 or so years old. When she had been 17, she had not been even a fraction of the strength that she had felt coming from him. That alone stated how high his potential was, and normally that would be a great thing... IF this boy could be reincarnated.

She seriously doubted that this boy COULD be turned. He was simply too powerful, it was possible this boy was some form of Buddha or Minor God... recently turned into such after attaining a state of enlightenment. Gods and Buddhas were immune to the transforming process of the Evil Piece System that had been created by Devils to boost their own numbers. Not to mention, the more powerful the person and the more their potential, the more they were worth. With the pure power this boy had currently, and the amazing potential that he had for the future... she doubted that anything but a Mutated Queen coming from the Peerage of a Satan would be able to turn him into a Devil... and even that wouldn't work if he was a God or a Buddha instead of a human like she believed at first.

Summoning her magic, blue eyes snapped open and there was a blur of motion in which Grayfia was slammed into by a massive amount of force that grabbed her by the throat. She gagged at the pressure, before she grunted when she was slammed into the ground by the blue eyes blur. She felt something sit on her gut in the second that she could have reacted, and looking up she noticed that the boy was holding his fist up in a position like he was groping something, with a golden yellow sphere of spinning energy in his hands. In that one second that this had happened, Grayfia was still having trouble forming words... because of the hand choking her to death.

A white circle appeared under both of them, and she grunted and was forced into losing control over her magic when the blond haired boy slugged her in the face... right in the eye hard enough to actually daze her of all people! It felt like she had just been smashed into by enough force to shatter STEEL, which was harder than rock by a good amount.

"Huh?" Naruto questioned when he blinked and realized what was going on. Grayfia saw him look down at her with a sheepish expression, before he stood up from her and offered her a hand to help her up. She didn't accept the hand and stood up on her own. "Sorry about that... I sensed something and thought I was being attacked." Naruto said with a true apologetic tone to his voice.

"I am Grayfia Lucifuge, Maid of the Household of Gremory. I apologize for the rough meetings, but a few days ago a large disturbance was sensed in this area when a power that radiated through the Underworld appeared. I was sent to find out what had been the cause of it, and I found you sleeping here." Grayfia introduced herself formally, finding his explaination on why he attacked her to be one that she could forgive rather easily. It was her activating her powers that had caused him to attack her in the first place, so she was at fault for activating her powers in front of... a ninja? From his clothes, disregarding the orange, he was dressed in the clothes that one would expect of a ninja. He had a weapons pouch at his thigh and behind, was wearing a light but durable ninja-wire mesh shirt underneath his shirt... and his shoes were traditional ninja wear.

Not to mention he was able to hide almost all of his massive power without being detected as much without him flaring it. He had been fast, faster than her in that split second. She couldn't explain the inhuman strength away, since his body didn't suggest that kind of muscle strength, but her rapidly blackening eye was going to need magic to heal it soon before it swelled shut.

"... You have a weird name. Who names their kid something that has fudge in it?" Naruto questioned with a scratch of his chin.

"... My name is Lucifuge Grayfia, Maid of th Household of Gremory. Where I am from, speaking one's given name first is the nomal form of greeting, with family name second." Grayfia corrected without giving away any emotion that suggested that she was angry about him unknowingly mocking her last name.

"Oh... then I'm Naruto Uzumaki... Naruto being a given name. Just call me Naruto, or the awesome Toad Sage Naruto of Mount Myoboku... or Super Sage of the Six Paths Naruto Uzumaki the Handsome, the Man that Conquers Gods." Naruto said, bragging about himself in a way to show that he was maintaining his self-confidence even though by his own hands he sealed himsefl away from being summoned back to his own world. He couldn't risk Kaguya getting out, so sealing off this dimension from those farther away from it had been the best choice of action.

Sasuke's death had released the Infinite Tsukiyomi, so there was nothing to worry about.

"Conquers Gods? Even with your power, I find that hard to believe." Grayfia said, trying to find out anything that she could about this boy.

"Hey! Screw you! Kaguya and I were fighting for days, and I just defeated her... a few days ago when she killed that giant red dragon thing that interupted us!" Naruto yelled at her for being disbelieving about his claims. Grayfia's eyes widened greatly though when she heard that sentence that he spoke.

This... Kaguya woman defeated the Great Red, the True Dragon, after days of fighting this boy... and this boy defeated that woman, who killed the strongest being in existance. That alone placed this boy as the strongest being in existance for defeating the one that defeated the strongest existance. She could read his micro-expressions and everything this boy was saying was completely true. Otherwise she wouldn't have believed him, but she knew that if this boy was right, then it would be best to NOT push him. Her earlier thoughts about him being unable to be turned would be correct, meaning that here was a human that could wipe out the devils as a race if he wanted to... and there would be nothing they could do against him.

It was simply... horrifying that so much power was laying in wait inside of such a young boy.

She hid her expressions though with only her eyes being what changed, and she looked at him and gave him a light bow.

"I believe you Lord Naruto. If I may ask, how old are you?" Grayfia asked in as respectful a tone as possible, unless this might being smite her where she stood. Naruto on the other hand was shocked that this woman bowed to him all of a sudden.

"I turned 17 a few days... or maybe a week ago I guess. Do you have any food on you... I'm hungry... really hungry." Naruto said as he rubed his empty belly. He hadn't eaten since the day before his birthday, and he battled Kaguya for about... 4 days straight with no rest or food... and he was asleep for 3 days... so yeah, he had gone a week without eating anything. Naruto groaned in pain at the growling of his stomach, and Grayfia sighed in relief.

The boy was a complete idiot, which was actually a comforting thought. If the first thing he asked of her was food after she tried to kill him, which she did try to do, then the boy was either too trusting or he knew that her poison's would work on him. Which they more than likely would not, seeing as she could feel the massive amount of pure life force inside of him. She had little doubt he had some supernatural way to heal himself of sickness or injury even if she did poison his food, and she had only tried to kill him because she thought that he was a threat... which he both was and wasn't. This boy didn't seem the type to attack people without reason, so without giving him a reason to attack... he wouldn't attack.

"Come with me, I will take you to the-" Grayfia said, before Naruto lifted his arm up and shoved it into the ground and pulled out a large bug the size of his fist. Naruto sat down on the ground and closed his eyes as sand pooled into his lap and formed a bowl. He clenched his first and the sand turned into rock. Naruto held his hand over the bowl and blue flamed erupted from his palm and roasted the earth bowl until all that remained was a bowl that was made out of some sort of strange blue crystal. Naruto held his hand over the bowl as he formed a seal with it, and water started to fill up the bowl. He placed the bug inside of the bowl, before he started to heat up the water.

Grayfia watched as he super speed heated the water and the bug inside of the water, turning the large bug inside a steam cooked meal. Naruto closed his eyes and reached intot he ground again, before he pulled out a few more insects and inserted them into the super heated water, which was taking on on yellowish brothy color. Naruto grimaced as he looked at the steamed bug stew that he had been taught how to make by Ma when he had been training as a Sage... well taught was a strong word, instead he learned by watching her do something similar. Grayfia was surprised when Naruto gripped his fist and chopsticks made out of coral appeared.

"Nevermind, I'm good here... and now that you know I caused that thing you can go away. I need to get to making a home out here." Naruto said as he started chow down on the 'food' with a visible grimace on his face.

"I can fix you something to eat back at the gremory Estate, and should your impression be to their liking I am sure that you will be welcomed there." Grayfia told him, finishing what she would have said before. Naruto looked at his bugs, before he stood up and threw them as far away as possible. He only got them because he was sure that this high class lady wouldn't actually give him food. Now that, that was a possibility he was going to eat people food instead of big bugs that he fished out of the ground like a bird would worms.

"What kind of weird name is Gremory anyway... oh well, they have good food right... like ramen?" Naruto asked with a grin on his face, and Grayfia looked at Naruto for a second... before she nodded lightly without making a comment against him mocking others. She had a feeling that he was the blunt type that didn't care who you were, or your status. If he wanted to say something, then he was going to speak his mind.

She had the feeling she should never introduce him to her husband... for some reason she could see the two of them getting along WAY to well. It was always the strongest ones that had the weirdest quirks of all.

"Yes, ramen can be served. Shall we get going?" Grayfia asked with a lighter bow than before, and Naruto shrugged. It wasn't like he had any plans of his own right now, other than build his own house. Naruto saw a white circle appear under both of them, and he could feel the same pull of being summoned. Naruto let himself be teleported away with Grayfia, but Naruto grinned to himself even as he was being teleported.

Free food, here he comes!

Chapter End!
Naruto can't be turned Angel or Devil, the reasons are he is too powerful, and his potential too high.
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Naruto Uzumaki - Human - Male
Elemental Affinity (Canon) - Wind Release, Lightning Release, Earth Release, Water Release, Fire Release, Boil Release, Lava Release, Magnet Release, Yin Release, Yang Release, Yin-Yang Release
Class - Jinchuriki, Sage, Sensor
Tailed Beast - Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Goku, Kokuo, Saiken, Chomei, Gyuki, Kurama
Chakra Amount - Massive Potent Chakra + Asura's Chakra + Sage of 6 Paths Chakra (Both Halves) + Senjutsu Chakra
Chakra Control - Near-Perfect