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"Father... Mother, what is going on!?" A young red haired girl asked in shock when she and her entire group of friends, allies, her peerage... shook on their knees at the presense of a HUGE amount of energy inside of the castle she lived in. She was about 17 years old, and she was of a slim and slender hourglass figure with very large breasts and long blood red hair that fell down her fair skinned back. She was wearing a dark red dress as she had been instructed to wear for such occasions as an important person coming.

In front of her were her Mother and Father, with her father being a man looking to be in his early thirties with alike hair that was of the same general style wearing a white suit. He had red hair on his chin, and both he and his daughter had bright green eyes. He seemed to be sweating more than a little as well, unlike her who was extemely nervous and almost on her knees and vomitting from the largest amount of pure, raw, energy that she was feeling crashing over her shoulders and pushing her to the ground. She was sweating enough for it to be noticable, and the castle itself was forming thousands of cracks of the wall as cracks on the floor and small bits of marble and stone floated in the air.

The amount of power was staggering!

Her mother was the only one that seemed to be immune to this power, though she was frozen still. She looked exactly like her daughter, exactly, but her hair was a light brown color with her eyes being brown as well. She wore a delicate white dress, buit she wasn't moving much to reframe from wasting her energy fighting against this power that was IN their castle.

These people were Rias Gremory, Lord Gremory, and Lady Gremory of the noble Gremory family.

Behind Rias were her peerage, the servants that she had reincarnated into Devils. Directly behind her was the Queen of her peerage, Akeno Himejima, a young girl the same age as Rias... though was shorter than her but with the same hourglass figure... and bigger breasts that looked to almost unreal level. She had long black hair done up with a ponytail, and she wore the traditional clothing of a shrine maiden at the moment. She had a blush on her face at the moment, this unrelenting power crashing over her like the rest, but also... turning her on. Her violet eyes burned holes through the walls as she tried to find the source of the power that was slowly crushing her to death.

Behind her were two others, the first being a young male that looked to be 16 years old with bright platinum blond hair and striking blue eyes. He wore the white robes of a prince and had the looks to pull off the look as well. His hair was lightly spiked, but right now it was pulled back and gelled to keep it in a formal state. This was the knight of Rias Gremory, Yuuto Kiba... and he was NOT looking forward to what... thing was causing this huge amount of power that was pushing him to his knees.

The last person was a young girl of 15, that looked shorter than normal. She had neck length white hair with the sides of her bangs going down to her shoulders, with a black cat clip on her hair. She had bright yellow eyes, and she wore a yellow dress that went down her petite body and fell down to her knees. She was the least endowed, only being maybe a b cup... and her skin was the fairest of the females in the room. She was sweating and gasping like the others, but she was on her hands and knees with her blue and white stripped panties showing lightly. She was the most affected by the extremely heavu aura of power that was in the area. This was Koneko Toujou, the Rook of Rias Gremory.

"We have... a guest here today. He is a very powerful human, and from what we have learned... he doesn't seem to know that he releases so much power. He is eating right now, but when he is done I had requested to meet with him." Lord Gremory said with a grimace, while the others looked completely SHOCKED that a human was releasing this much power without meaning to. Not only that, but there was a human in a castle filled to the brim with devils. That enough was cause for concern that a human was in the underworld with this much power, and hadn't been taken out by something attracted to this power.

"How... how?" Rias asked with wide eyes as the power seemed to get little more dense and they started to sense it more clearly.

"It would seem... that a God-Slayer has descended to the Underworld by mistake. So please, do not do anything to offend him my Daughter." Venelana Gremory, also known as Lady Gremory, told her daughter with a slightly strict look on her face. She was extremely nervous, not having met this mysterious presense in their home yet. She would consider it rude of this man not to show himself to them first, but the fact that they couldn't risk offending and forcing him was even more apparent.

"A... God-Slayer... does he have a Longinus?" Rias asked when she regained some of her composure.

"No... Grayfia sent back a message, this boy... Naruto Uzumaki... has zero Sacred Gear inside of him. The boy is pure human, but unlike anything she has ever seen. So please do nothing that might offend him. This is a great chance for out family... if all goes well I will cancel the engagment between you and Riser and move it to this Naruto Uzumaki. The child of a God-Slayer will be worth more for our race than the union between the Gremory and the Phenex." Lord Gremory told her with a thoughtful expression, and Rias was both shocked and pissed off at the same time. She was already stuck in ONE loveless engagment that she had been arguing against for years, and for one second she had the hope to be free of a loveless marriage.

"You expect me to... URG!? You expect me to get married to some old man?" Rias asked, before she fell to her knees when the power got even closer to them.

"On the contrary, Naruto Uzumaki is the same age as you, 17 years old. Grayfia's exact message is this 'Lord Gremory, upon my discovery of the cause of the power pulse I have discovered a boy of 17 years old that has conquered a God. He is powerful but stupid, with a quick temper. He will no doubt be curious about meeting you.' and then she commented on how he was stupid again." Lord Gremory said with a slight amused look to his face at this little bit of information about the powerful boy's idiocy. He had to admit, he was both fearful and excited to meet this boy.

The doors to the room opened quickly and slammed into the wall, and soon they all looked towards the source of the power... and were surprised when they saw the form of this Naruto Uzumaki, in his battle torn clothes as he walked through the room while patting his stomach. Grayfia was right next to him as he walked, and he had a huge grin on his face.

"Okay, that was good ramen... I give it like 3 stars... it wasn't much when compared to the old man's ramen, but it was sure filling... Yo." Naruto said as he looked at all of the fancy people in the room kneeling on the ground in front of him, panting and looking like they were going to pass out at any moment now.

"Lord Naruto... can you please hold back your energy. Ever since you entered the castle you have been releasing large amounts of power. A civilized coversation can not take place like this." Grayfia told him with a neutral tone to her voice, getting a blink from Naruto.

"I've been doing... OH! Sorry, I was using my chakra to feel around the castle. Whoops, sorry about that." Naruto said as the immense pressure in the room vanished completely as it was sucked back inside of Naruto. The others took their first breaths since he had entered the room, showing just how strange Grayfia was for being able to stand next to him with only a light amount of sweat on her forehead. Even she was affected by the powerful energy, just not to the same extent as everyone else that felt that energy pushing them down to the ground.

"That is alright young man... I am-" Lord Gremory started, before he noticed that Naruto was looking at him.

"Sorry, but you look a lot like my mom. She had red hair like that too, and she had really soft and girly features like you. Are you some kind of pretty boy or something?" Naruto asked, and Lady Gremory sent her husband an amused look when he actually spluttered in shock at the bold statement. Rias covered her mouth to hid her giggles at the statement, while the others in the room were just shocked that a God-Slayer was acting so... not cool or wise, like a disrespectful teenager... which he was.

"Lord Naruto, that is Lord and Lady Gremory, the masters of this estate. The young red haired lady is Lady Rias. Please show them respect." Grayfia requested of him, and Naruto waved a hand at her.

"Naw, I'm good. I don't show people respect if they don't earn it. Rank doesn't mean crap to me... that is why you are Gramps Tomato, and you are Granny Coco... and you are... Cherry Girl." Naruto said as he dubbed the Gremorys in the room with insulting nicknames, shocking them all at just how... well how he used their hair colors again them, from red and brown to tomato and cherry to coco brown. It was strange that somebody so disrespecful was appearing before them.

"Granny... I assure you I am not old enough to be called as such." Velenala stated as she placed her hand over her large chest, where he heart would be, and testified to how she was not old.

"Cherry girl?" Rias asked as she looked at her hair, before she remembered the stem of hair that she affectionately called her ahoge. It did sort of look like the long stem to a cherry, and with her face and hair making the resemblance more uncanny... she could understand where the name was coming from.

"Yeah, I mean... you look delicious like a cherry, and I hate tomatos. I like cherries when they are top of ice cream even more. I mean, you are really cute but I don't want to... I mean I would because you are REALLY pretty but...your sexy and all, like a cherry... wait, cherries aren't sexy... well I guess they would be... what was I talking about?" Naruto asked after ranting to himself, after getting nervous when talking to a really cute girl. Everyone was looking at him like he was stupid, but Rias was the first person that recovered from it.

"How I look delicious... like a cherry." Rias told him, kind of dumbstruck by this entire thing.

"Right! You also kind of my mom, she has really hair hair and was a total babe... not that I want to do my mom or anything, I mean she is dead anyway like my dad so... sorry, I've never met anyone as pretty as you that wasn't a hooker or a slut... are you a-" Naruto started to ask, before he stopped himself from finishing that sentence. Rias actually giggled into her hand again at how awkward he was being around her, and Naruto laughed at himself moments later.

"Well... thank you for the compliment... can I just call you Naruto?" Rias asked with a smile on her face, and her parents looked at her with wide eyes. How could she ruin things with a powerful man like this by showing such disrespect in front of him like so!?

"Huh? Sure, everyone calls me that anyway... or Dead-Last... or Idiot... but yeah, you can call me Naruto. I guess I have to call you Rias now... who are those weird and sweaty people behind you... are they your peerage thingy or something the Granny Grayfia tried to explain to me?" Naruto asked, getting a twitch from Grayfia... apparently she hadn't heard this one yet, or she was annoyed that she was being called a Granny. The peerage behind Rias was shocked at what they were hearing, and the blatent disrespect that the strongest queen of the underworld was getting.

"As much as this is amusing, I was wondering something... where do you hail from?" Lord Gremory asked, placing the attention onto himself. Naruto pointed to himself, getting a nod from Lord Gremory, before Naruto grinned.

"You know... around. I don't really know how to explain it, Pa was good at-" Naruto said, before HE was interupted.

"Pa, didn't you say your dad was dead when you were rambling?" Yuuto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Huh? Did I? Yeah, my Dad's dead. Pa is the toad that taught me Senjutsu and helped me master it at Mount Myoboku. Well, Ma did too... but she mostly made me eat bugs to adjust to the life of a toad sage." Naruto explained, and the white haired girl behind Yuuto was visibly shaking at the mention of Senjutsu. Naruto shrugged it off as nothing, before he thought about something for a second, and with a wide grin on his face he looked at Lord Gremory. "Hey, if it isn't too much to ask... do you mind if I stay here for awhile? I kind of want to sleep in a real bed right now." Naruto pleaded lightly with his hands clapped together, one eye closed as he gave one of his trade marked grins.

...

"What?" Every single person, besides the trembling white haired girl, asked at the same time at the bold request.

"Yeah, I mean. I don't have anywhere to go, and I promise that I will return the favor. Anything you want if I can do it, just let me stay for awhile." Naruto continued, and Lord Gremory actually smiled at this. He got up and walked over towards Naruto and stood in front of the shorter male, before he extended his hand at Naruto. Naruto took the hand and started to shake it, taking that as the sign that Naruto was being accepted into their home for now.

"You are welcome here from now on... It would be wrong of my to kick my daughter's new fiance out of my home." Lord Gremory said with a charming smile, and Naruto froze at this and started to sweat. Rias palmed her forehead at this and looked very annoyed, while Venelana looked towards Rias with a nod of approval, telling her not to make a scene about this.

Naruto DID say that he would do anything if he could do it.

"... HUH!?" Naruto shouted in shock.

"It is simple, in our agreement you said you would do anything in your power to do in exhance for me allowing yur stay. Well, I wish you to marry my daughter Rias Gremory. I can see nothing but a bright future ahead of you, and you seem like a good hearted young lad." Lord Gremory said with a smile on his face, and Naruto's jaw dropped at how... casual this entire thing was going at this point. Naruto looked at the hand that he used to shake and agree to this entire thing, before he looked up at the ceiling.

"Fuck you Sasuke... Pervy Sage... Mom... I know this is somehow all of your faults! Damn, I need to read the fine print before agreeing to crap." Naruto said with a grimace, but he made no motion against this either. he always kept his promises, and never went back on an agreement.

"You are accepting this quite easily Lord Naruto." Grayfia commented, and Naruto nodded before he rubbed his shoulder.

"In the last week, I turned 17... met my zombified Dad, fought and cut in half a God tree, a ninja god... a guy that had freaky powers, had tons of my friends die... lost my best friend, teacher, and past love interest, and sealed away another god. I have had a busy week... honestly, think I am still numb right now." Naruto said, refering to how he felt on the inside. Right now he felt numb to the world, he had lost everything... but he didn't really FEEL it. He was pretty sure that when all of this truly hit him, then he would feel it... but right now he was just numb to everything and set his default personality to it.

"Oh... I didn't know." Lord Gremory said with a frown on his face, honestly not sure if he could go through with this now... while the others felt pity for the boy. Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, before he yawned.

"It's no big deal Gramps, though when it all hits me... I guess being numb is a good thing." Naruto said with an awkward smile, and he got sad looks from everyone in the room that could somewhat understand what he was going through to some degree, some more than others. Naruto yawned again, before turned around and started to walk away.

He was going to find a room to sleep in, and then enjoy a week of uninterupted sleep like he should be enjoying.

He REALLY deserved it!

Chapter End!
Naruto is NUMB right now to all emotion really, but his loss will hit him rather soon.
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