Disclaimer: First Chapter
Naruto IS stupid. Remember, HE was the one to discover that Senjutsu could hurt Obito... and the he forgot minutes later. The guy is a fighting genius that is completely unpredictable, but he is also stupid.
Story Start!

"What am I doing here again?" Naruto asked as he stood in the middle of a garden surrounded by tall walls, and here he was standing right in front of the blond boy from Rias' peerage... Yuuto Kiba his name was, and the boy was holding a sword in his hand and a small smile on his face. Naruto had been challenged to a duel by this guy, who wanted to see how good Naruto was with a sword and see the difference in their skill. The others were watching from the sidelines, hoping to gain some sort of insight on Naruto's skill level with a sword.

In Naruto's right hand, he was right handed, was a simple kunai. He didn't need a long sword to prove that he was good with a blade. He held his kunai like a sword, showing that he wasn't taking this very seriously by not holding it how he usually held it in a reverse grip. Not that they all knew that, of course. To them, this was more than likely his usual position.

"I just wanted to test myself, nothing more. I need to be strong, and who else to compare myself to than you?" Yuuto asked in a way that he wasn't actually asking anything, more like stating it. He held in his hands a sword with an orange blade, totally awesome, and a red handle. The blade lit aflame, and Yuuto sped off at Naruto with some pretty impressive speed for a boy like him. Naruto took that as the boy starting to duel, and Naruto had zero trouble without keeping up with the boy's speed in the slightest.

Yes the boy was fast, but just a little faster was when he was around 13 years old using a little chakra from Kurama. That would have sounded like an insult, were not Naruto pretty damn blindingly fast when he was young and using his pal's chakra. Heck, when he was young he had the raw speed to outrun a damn train if he wanted to do it. He could even do it while carrying somebody, and his speed had only increased over the years. When he was 16 he had adapted to paying attention and dodging things that literally went faster than lighting, and since Kaguya had teleportation powers, which neared the speed of light itself, he had some pretty DAMN good reflexes. This boy was fast... by normal human standards.

Naruto simply side stepped the boy and knocked his elbow in the back of the boy's head before Yuuto could react. Yuuto was knocked down into the ground and sent skidding across the ground, while Naruto took a step back into the position he had been standing in before. His back facing Yuuto, showing that Naruto was confident enough that even if Yuuto attacked him from behind he couldn't do anything. Naruto believed that being able to show your back to your opponent was only foolish... if you opponent was fast enough to actually attack you while your back was turned.

This was was fast... but not as fast as lightning like A or the Third Raikage, and Naruto had dodged both of them. One of which only using Sage Mode instead of Kurama's chakra, the other of which was 2 inches away from his face when he started to dodge. Naruto could react to this boy the second he even took a single step towards him. Naruto snapped his foot back and snapped a piece of metal that erupted from the ground and tried to stab him in the back without even looking.

"You are going to have to try harder. I can break Senjutsu Enhanced Rock just by flexing, and that is harder than steel." Naruto said truthfully, remembering when one of Nagato's Pain bodies had him in a headlock when he turned the body into a Senjutsu Toad Stone Statue. Naruto had flexed and shattered the rock arms holding him in place, without even being in Sage Mode when he had been doing it. Naruto's base strength was strong enough to break steel with relative each, so little swords couldn't really do much to him when he could just break them.

"You keep using that word..." Yuuto whispered to himself as he heard Naruto use Senjutsu as a word again. He summoned a sword with a blade of ice in his other hand, before he summoned a third sword in his mouth. He blurred towards Naruto, only for Naruto to take a step back without looking at him and crash his elbow into Yuuto's nose while breaking through his guard and dodging all three swords. Blood shot out of the younger boy's nose as he was sent flying back, and rolling across the ground, getting himself dirty.

"Don't worry, I won't hurt him too much." Naruto said when he heard the worried sound of Rias gasping. He sensed something familiar about this boy, something that reminded him of Sasuke in a way.

"How generous of you." Yuuto said truthfully, already knowing that he was outclassed by the man in front of him... who still had his back turned to him.

"Hey Bastard, tell me something. Is the reason you are trying to get stronger, because you seek revenge?" Naruto asked loudly, and Yuuto froze and looked at Naruto's back in shock.

"How-?" Yuuto started, before being rudely interupted.

"I have met a person that was consumed by revenge, my best friend's big brother killed their entire clan in one night. Including their mother and father. He was driven by hatred for most of his life, and rejected the idea of friendship. Truthfully, I was his only real friend... but revenge consumed him and he tried to kill me. He managed to kill his brother, only to learn his brother was acting under orders and refused to kill his little brother... so he turned his hatred against the entire village that we lived in for not knowing of his brother's sacrifice. Is your story something similar?" Naruto questioned loudly enough, their short brawl having given him more than he needed to know about the boy. Naruto was an amazingly strong warrior, and because of that he could learn what was in somebodies heart by fighting them.

"... So what if it is? My need for revenge will not be denied." Yuuto said with a dark look to his face, and dark aura leaking from his body.

"Will you abandon your friends and loved ones for revenge? Will you leave them to die, or kill them if it helps you get your revenge?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the boy's answer would be.

"No... but I have to destroy those swords! I lost... nevermind." Yuuto started, before he realized what he was going to say and shut himself up before he could tell this stranger his life story. Naruto frowned a little and started to turn around, seeing the sad looks on the faces of this boy's friends.

"Let me tell you something Bastard, you are the weakest piece of shit on the planet." Naruto said plainly and clearly, and Yuuto's fury burned as he charged at Naruto with his sword already in motion. Naruto caught the blade with his thumb and index finger by pinching it, before he kneed Yuuto in the stomach and knocked him off his feet, and the wind out of his lungs. The boy collapsed on the ground and actually threw up his breakfast from the extremely strong blow to his stomach.

"Take... it... back." Yuuto coughed out as he glared at Naruto.

"Nope, people that seek revenge are weak pieces of shit. You will never be truly strong, no matter how powerful you get, if you reason for getting strong is revenge. Man, woman, demon, or gods... It doesn't matter who you are, but you are only truly strong when you fight to protect something precious to you. Loved ones, goals, dreams, or your home... as long as you are protecting somthing you love you will always be stronger than you would be fueled by hate." Naruto said wisely, showing that even though he was an idiot he was still a sage. He had always been good at reminding people why he had gotten to where he was today. He had only truly started to grow strong when he was thinking to protect something.

Now, this hate filled boy needed to learn a hard lesson.

"You expect me... to let it go?" Yuuto asked weakly, because at that moment Naruto started to let a small amount of his chakra out of his body.

"Yes, revenge will get you empty satisfaction in the end. After you complete your revenge, then you lost your goal. That is it, there is nowhere else to go after that. My own Master was killed, and I wanted revenge... you know what though, I forgave his killer. I forgave him for killing my Master, who was my Godfather as well. This man that I loved dearly like a member of my family, murdered in cold blood by one of his students... I forgave that student." Naruto lectured, and Yuuto looked up at Naruto, who saw the look of... confusion in Yuuto's eyes.

"But... you needed to get revenge... he killed something precious to you." Yuuto tried to reason with Naruto.

"When I was born, my parents were murdered by a beast that was released by a man. Not only did I forgive and befriend that beast, but I also forgave that man who released the beast that killed my parents and made me into a hated person. My parents, my godfather... they wouldn't have wanted me to go about seeking revenge. They aren't like that, and neither am I." Naruto said with a shrug of his shoulders as he put his kunai up, not even having used it in the entire and short spar. The difference between them was just far to great for them for Yuuto to have lasted very long, even if Naruto wasn't serious.

"You... you are really weird." Yuuto finally said as he looked up at Naruto, who looked down at him.

"You are still going to seek revenge... just remember what I said. It might not mean much coming from a stranger like me, but if you seek revenge people will seek revenge against you in turn. Then you may die, and your friends will seek revenge for you. Then they may be killed, all because of your urge for revenge." Naruto told the boy, before he turned around and started to head towards the kitchen again.

"Hey... why do you keep calling me Bastard?" Yuuto asked after a moment.

"Because you are a total pretty boy, revenge seeking, bastrard of a bastard with bastard cream filling and topped with bastard sprinkles, with a side of bastard juice. You pretty boy types are all bastards, and you revenge seeking pretty boys are even worse." Naruto delcared with a finger pointed at Yuuto, who looked at Naruto with his jaw hanging down. He was actually stunned by Naruto's words, while Naruto crossed his arms and started to walk away.

Seriously, it was like pretty boys were the ones that always had some deep desire for revenge. First Sasuke, and now this guy. It was like Naruto was cursed to meet up with revenge seeking, pretty boy bastards.

"... I can't tell if you are a blithering idiot, or a secret genius." Yuuto said out loud by accident, and Naruto shrugged. He wasn't that bothered, since he called himself an idiot all the time. He would rather remain an idiot forever than stray from who he was. It was something that came with being himself. if he was an idiot, then he was a proud idiot. If he was a powerful idiot, then he was a proud and powerful idiot. If he was was a failure, then he was a proud failure.

Naruto closed his eyes and hissed sharply as if he had been physically struck when he remembered something. He remembered the person that had told him that he was a proud failure if he was a failure. Somebody that truly loved him, and would be heartbroken if she knew about him being stuck in this place. Naruto closed his eyes and took a deep breath, calming himself as he tried to get into the kitchen and find something that would fill his stomach.

"Don't worry about it Naruto, I am sure that you can find a nice kitten here to get with." The silky voice of Matatabi said from within his mind.

"Kitten? Foolish Two Tails! Naruto needs a realy vixen, not some immature kitten!" Kurama shouted loudly in Naruto's mind, while Naruto groaned.

"Get with the big breasted girl that plays with lightning, that cunt looks like she would be a good fuck!" The insane Shukaku shouted out loudest of all. Naruto groaned and held his head in annoyance, the downside of being able to hear them... and that apparently Shukaku found out that he was only being blocked out when he was in his area of Naruto's mind.

"Shut the hell up One Tail. Naruto was MY Jinchuriki first, so I get the most say!" Kurama delcared, and Naruto felt like bashing his head against the wall.

He was pretty damn sure he could sort out his own romantic life out.

"No you can't, your dumb ass didn't know the Hyuga girl liked you until she almost died for you. You also didn't know you were agreeing to fuck the preistess, and you didn't notice all those other girls that fell in love with you over the years. You even agreed to a marraige contract without paying much attention to it." Kurama said, insulting Naruto at the same time as he was helping him.

'Huh the what now, I agreed to a what and when?' Naruto mentally asked with wide eyes.

"... The sad part is that your mind was way far out there when you agreed to it when you were more focused on eating and sleep." Gyuki butted it out of nowhere, and Naruto tried to remember everything that had been said a few days before when he agreed to something that he hadn't been paying much attention to... or was it that he just didn't give two shits about anything at that moment.

"... Shit!?" Naruto shouted loudly as he turned the corner and smashed against something very small, much smaller than him. Naruto ended up tripping over the thing that he had knocked over, but he caught himself and realized that it was that white haired girl that he had seen the other day. She was knocked over, and her skirt was flipped up to show tight green panties with a yellow bow on the front. The girl looked up at him with a frown for a moment, before her eyes widened as she stood up with her eyes still slightly widened.

"... ah?" The girl managed to say, before she turned tail and started to try and escape away from him rather quickly. Naruto looked at her go, and he heard a pur from Matatabi.

"Now THAT is a fine piece of ass. Not a single shred of uneeded fat on her, a sleek body type that looks oh so flexible. A thin waist and those cat-like looks about her. Look how tight that body is. Such a fine girl." Matatbi said as she looked at the girl through Naruto's eyes, and he groaned and actually smashed his face against the wall.

"Am I the only SANE one! Did you SEE the rack of the black haired slut!?" Shukaku shouted, and Naruot brained himself again.

"Red hair boy, go with the red hair. I want to see you dominate a red haired bitch!" Kurama shouted his own reasons, and Naruto smashed his face against the wall again.

"I think he should find a stronger woman to bare him children." Gyuki stated lowly, not shouting for once. Naruto brained himself and busted up the wall again, knowing that it would have to be fixed again.

"I think a submissive type of girl would be best." Isobu's soft voice called out, though it sounded a bit muffled out.

"Submissive? What sort of bullshit are you spouting? The guy needs a lucky girl with a happy attitude!" Chomei buzzed out loudly, and Naruto smashed his face deeper into the wall.

"A strong man needs a god woman to humble him. I place my hat into thisfor the dominant type." Saiken said lightly, and Naruto sighed in annoyance and decided that it was way to much trouble. Now the Tailed beasts were arguing about what type of girl that he should get with. It was annoying, but it was also nice that they were thinking up types of girls to hook him up with.

"Why settle for one? Go harem route, get em all." Son said, and Naruto smashed his head against the wall again.

'Great... are you guys going to always argue about what kind of girl I should get with?' Naruto asked, wondering what kind of answer he was going to get.

"Yes." Was the in-sync answer of all of the Tailed Beast inside of him. Naruto face palmed to himself, and he knew something at that moment.

He was going to have a headache by the end of the day.

Chapter End!
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