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"Damn... you are all disappointing." Naruto commented dryly as he looked at the four teens around him, all on the ground with various bruises on their bodies. Naruto hadn't even had to really try against them to put them down, nor did he had to move from his spot. They all had glaring weaknesses that could be easily exploited, and none of them had any real battle experience.

Rias Gremory was a long distance combat type, but get her in close and get around her Power of Destruction and she was only slightly better than the average human. She was underwhelming in the speed and strength department, and her durability wasn't as great as he would have thought it was either. As it turned out, having a lot of magical power did NOT translate to being super fast or super strong... or even super durable. All it meant was that their magic attacks were stronger and that they could use more magical attacks. Rias' Power of Destruction was a dangerous skill sure, but she wasn't anything special without it. He had used three very light punches against her, having lightened it up to the level that he had when he was 12 years old.

If she were ever to get attacked by somebody that could brush off her magic, then she was fucked up the ass sideways. It was as simple as that, magical power didn't translate to increases in speed or strength. The girl had the most basic hand to hand abilities, and they had to be used in combination with her power to be affective. Since magic was a purely spiritual power with very little in the ways of physical energy, they couldn't use it to enhance their bodies without using a Spell that was designed for the purpose of increasing their strength and speed.

Without her magic, Rias was a weakling. He likened her to a Genin that could spam B-Rank Jutsu at a whim. Destrucive yes, but against ANY opponent with more skill than her she was doomed to lose.

Akeno Himejima was the most rounded fighter, the real strongest of their little group. While she prefered to be a long distance fighter with her Lightning and other elemental magic, she was still stronger and faster than her King Rias. She had more raw magical energy than Rias that was only enhanced by her position as Queen, and her body was enhanced to be more durable than the average person, with more speed and strength. Though, she still lacked in the real experience needed to use her power to the fullest, though she had enhancements she still wasn't THAT impressive.

Her biggest weakness was her reaction time, and she couldn't move at her fastest since her eyes couldn't keep up with her own speed. She had to slow herself down to prevent her from running into something and ruining the flow she would build up in battle. The only reason she would even lose to Rias was that Rias had the bullshit Power of Destruction, but in any other area of fighting she was much better than Rias. Out of everyone, she had the best chance of beating him when he had been 13 years old. He said 13, because when he was 13 he had been fighting people that would have DESTROYED these guys. Him with a single tail of the Version One cloak could have taken them all down just from the corrosive power, speed, strength, and technique boost that came with the cloack.

The Version One cloak was pure chakra that was always being refilled, so the Power of Destruction was useless since it regenerated just as fast as it was destroyed.

Yuuto Kiba, he was fast and flexible and had a very good handle on his Sacred Gear and abilities with a blade. Yet, he was the weakest of the group simply because he had very human levels of durability. He didn't have enhanced durability to go with his speed, and he didn't have enhanced strength to handle bigger swords. Bigger swords slowed him down to very human levels, making him the weakest of the group when he tried to be the strongest. He was faster than Rias, and even Naruto himself when he had been 12 without using Kurama's chakra... but he wasn't THAT impressive either. Naruto already knew his weaknesses.

Take out his swords or get him angry, and Yuuto would fall rather quickly.

Finally, the girl Koneko Toujou... she had greatly enhanced strength and defensive skin, but she was without a doubt the slowest of the group. She was even slower than Rias, and her abilities with magic were the weakest of the group. She had a very flexible body though, and her reflexes were the best of the group. That made up for her lack of speed... kind of. She was short though, she was lacking in reach she needed to make great use of her skills in hand to hand combat. Out of everyone in the group, she was the most skilled in pure hand to hand combat, but her bodies natural limitations stood in the way of that skill. If she went up against an equal that was taller than her, then she would lose.

Her strength allowed her to lift even large animals and trees with ease, but her punching strength wasn't as great as some of the people that Naruto had seen. His own teammate Sakura had managed to great strength that she could cause earthquakes and shatter small mountains with only a single punch if she wanted to. Sakura had the same speed problem as Koneko, but his friend Sakura had been taller than Koneko so her body had been much more prepared for her style of fighting. Not to mention that despite being a medic, Sakura had years of training and fighting experience with Tsunade Senju of the Sannin. She had made it to Chunin after all, and with her healing skills combined with her strength even Sakura could have taken out this entire peerage on her own.

It was sad actually, the weakest member of Team 7 could have utterly destroyed Rias and her peerage without breaking a sweat. Rias' Power of Destruction would have never hit the faster Sakura, neither would Akeno's punches, kicks, of magic. Yuuto would never have managed to hit her thanks to her reflexes, and one hit from Sakura would have killed the boy if she were to be serious with her punches. Koneko was the only one that would put up a challenge, but her height and reach would have made even her easy pickings for the weakest link in Team 7. Even if they did land a hit on Sakura, Sakura could have healed herself right back into top condition with ease.

He didn't know what qualified as 'strong' in this world, or who they were comparing their strength to... but he was vastly disappointed in these people. They seemed to think that their magical strength transfered over to physical strength, and that just because you could bust up a mountain that you could tank getting hit by a mountain destroying punch that came at you from an opponent so much faster than you. It was seriously disappointing that Naruto was pretty damn sure he wasn't going to be getting a good fight.

He had been told stories about the 13 Longinus, Sacred Gears with the 'potential' to slay a God in the right hands... Naruto almost busted a gut when he heard that. The only two that seemed even slightly useful seemed to be the Divine Dividing and the Boosted Gear, but even those two seemed to only be any good when the user could handle when. If the user lacked the stamina or magical power to properly use those Sacred Gears, they would only be an issue. Who cares if you had the power to slay a God, when you could only use that power for 3 seconds because you were using up too much stamina. Naruto had fought for about a week straight using his FULL power the entire time, never taking even so much as a break to eat or sleep.

He had been fighting a dimension busting bitch the entire time too, so even these Longinus users seemed like they wouldn't be a good fight. Divine Dividing cut the power of the opponent in half once every ten seconds if the user couldf TOUCH the opponent, and even then when they added that power to themselves they could only add so much of the power before they lost control over it and couldn't add anymore. Naruto was pretty sure that somebody could divide his power all day long, but it still wouldn't make a difference. To get close enough to divide his power, also meant that it placed them in Naruto's range of attack. By the time the user divided his power once, they would already have a face full of lava or be in range for once of his instant kill attacks that he could use with a single hand.

The Boosted Gear was the same, it could double the user's power every ten seconds... BUT for every time they doubled that power they doubled the amount of stamina that it would take to use the gear. Every time they doubled, they cut the amount of stamina using that power would take as well. Of course, this was a better thing than Divine Dividing because at least the user had to train their stamina to get that much stronger and handle the power better. Divine Dividing used up pure magical power to work, with only a little stamina.

"Sorry... for... not meeting... you expectations." Rias bit out harshly through ragged breaths, with groaned coming from the other members of her peerage. Naruto had wanted to spar with them so that he could get to know them better, but that hadn't been a spar. That had been a one sided fight the entire time, and he didn't even need to step away from where he had been standing. None of them had landed a hit on him, even when working together.

"You all need to start some major training, Cherry Girl... you need some hand to hand combat training ASAP. You completely suck at that. Sadeno, you need to work on your reflexes, they hold you back. Bastard, you need to work on taking a punch better. Koneko... there really isn't much you can do about being short. I suggest you start learning Monkey Martial Arts since those focus on a small opponent fighting a larger one." Naruto said with a shrug, while everyone looked at Koneko with a twitching eye.

He would have given her a nickname, but he couldn't for the life of him think of one.

"Call her a sexy pussy, since she is a sexy pussy." Matatabi suggested, and was quickly ignored by Naruto who blushed only lightly.

"Sexy Pussy, what have I been missing?" Kokuo popped out, with the largely feminine voice of the horse-like tailed beast chiming in for the first time.

"Where the fuck were you earlier when we were all arguing over what kind of girl he should fuck?" Shukaku shouted at Kokuo from inside of Naruto's mind, with him slammed his head into the concrete road they were on in annoyance... and shattering the ground under him much to the shock of Rias and her peerage.

"I was taking a run, you have a really large and empty mind Naruto. Your mindscape stretched one for millions of miles... it was a nice run. Now what is this about a pairing?" Kokuo asked, and his... her... her? Her tone took on a more questioning edge to it.

"We are bored and want to see him fuck somebody, but the kid can't decide. Son things he should just go mass breeder and fuck everything that is beautiful and has a cunt." Gyuki said, and a loud grunt showed that Son heard that comment.

"Not everything, but listening to you idiots argue over your prefered girl is so annoying that the harem route is easier than listening to a bunch of children arguing even though none of you have been in a relationship." Son's loud voice said with clear annoyance, and their was a pause before Kokuo broke the silence.

"Really? All that rumbling on the ground was about a pairing?" Kokuo asked, and the loudest and most booming voice of all spoke next.

"I don't give a shit about a pairing, I just want Naruto to have rough sex with a red head. If HE has rough sex with a red head, then it is like I am getting revenge on red heads... I fucking hate red heads." Kurama boomed loudly, with Naruto twitching in annoyance.

'Yo, son of a red haired woman right here.' Naruto reminded them mentally, and Kurama scoffed.

"Son of the same red head that had me chained to a floating ball with rods stabbed into me. At leats fucking Mito only chained me to the ground and had a single rob through my neck. Your mother was a sadistic cunt." Kurama explained, with Naruto twitching in annoyance for a moment. Kurama was lucky they were friends, or else Naruto would go into his head and personally kick Kurama's ass.

"Listen Naruto, your best option is to find a fun loving girl that can match your levels of excitement, but is strong enough to not be broken if you stop holding back your presense and has the stamina to last against you in bed." Kokuo explained with most rationally, being one of the only two that spoke rationally about this subject.

"Thank you Kokuo! Finally, somebody who gets it! Damn, and I was wondering... why aren't you people going to get your bruises healed?" Naruto questioned when he saw the four people around him staring up at him in confusion, and in shock that he suddenly started to shout like that.

"Who... who are you talking to?" Yuuto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"The voices in my head that want me to get laid. Hey, do any of you know a hyper active girl with tons of stamina and a lot of raw power... that is completely crazy?" Naruto asked, going with Kokuo's suggestion. They all looked at him with a stupified joint expression on all of their faces, even the neutral Koneko was going over everything that was wrong with that sentence.

What kind of person asked something like that!?

"Lord Naruto, the Four Great Satans are here to speak with you. They are waiting for you in the main hall." One of the servants of the mansion said to Naruto, who grinned and punched a fist to his hand. He had been waiting to meet with four of the strongest people in the Underworld for some time now. He wanted to see what these leaders were like, not only that, but he had to admit to wanting to get one of them to tell him how to get to the human world or one of the other intesting places he hadn't seen.

"Awesome, well, see you people later." Naruto said as he ran off while the four young devils all groaned and started to stand up.

He had some people to meet!

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