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The Four Great Satans, the greatests devils of the Underworld and each considered the strongest devils to exist.
Sadly, they were also quirky people that didn't like to be kept waiting, and when Naruto took three whole hours after being informed of the fact that they were there two of the four great satans decided that they were sick of waiting and decided to leave. Only two of the four great satans were still standing and waiting, one of which looked like she was going to blow of gasket. The first and leader of the Satans was none other than Sizecgs Lucifer, formally known as Sirzechs Gremory, the older brother of Rias Gremnory and who looked like an older version of a male version of Rias wearing fancy black and golden armor with a white suit on under it. He was a rather handsome man anyway, and managed to have enough strength to brag about.
That was one of the reason's why HE was here to meet this Naruto Uzumaki, to see what the boy was like and see what kind of threat he posed... his wife Grayfia had told him that the boy was an idiot of the highest order, but was also able to show very high thinking ability when he had to show it. With a few words the boy could turn hate into neutrality, such as the young Yuuto when Naruto all but erased the boy's desire for revenge from what he had heard. That alone was a skill that he couldn't remember having seen before.
The other satan that was still in the room, waiting for Naruto eagerly and with an annoyed face was Serafall Leviathan, the only female satan and the woman that was considered to be the strongest female in the underworld. She was also a young, looking, female with long black hair that she kept up in two side ponytails. Her bangs seperated in the middle of her forehead, and she was very pale skinned. She was of a short stature, not being very much taller than 5 feet tall, and she had a slim and slender figure... on her almost child-like body. She was very youthful in appearance. Even though she looked childish, she had larger than average breasts. Her breasts weren't the size of Rias' of course, but she was bigger than normal.
She had light blue, with a tint of green, eyes that shined with childish joy. She wore clothes though that couldn't even slightly be considered devilish. She wore a SMALL pink top that didn't cover her stomach completely with a small white shoulder cape. She had a small necklace with a blue orb and yellow star in it. She wore long black gloves with no fingers on them with white cuffs hanging on her wrists... with a golden cross attaching them. She had on a tiny mini-skirt colored pink with white and pink cloth on each side of the skirt, held up by a black belt with pure golden outlining and designs. Her skirt flipped a little to show pure white, small, panties on them. She covered much of her legs with thigh-high black socks with a pink stripes going down it, and shin-high black boots with a pink bow on the front. On top of her head was a bright pink beret with white wings on each side.
In her hands was a bright pink magical wand with a pink circle with a yellow star in it at the end, and little devil wings just under the circle.
"I can stand the waiting! I SO want to meet this guy, he sounds just PERFECT! Look at this picture Sirzechs-tan!" Serafall shouted as she showed Sirzechs the picture of Naruto that Grayfia had given them... the picture that she had shown Sirzechs a couple hundred times already. It was a picture of a shirtless Naruto sleeping while scratching his stomach.
"Yes, I know, he is just your type." Sirzechs said with a roll of his eyes.
It had been love at first picture, with Naruto's unique looks attracting the eyes of the most powerful female in the underworld. She had been enraptured by the boy's whisker marks at first, and the bright blond hair that shouldn't be normally possible in that shade. The boy was short for his age, and very well built for a teen. His sleeping posture was horrible, suggesting he was a laid back and improper person that didn't give a shit about what others thought. He had unrulely spiky hair, something that appealed to the rebel inside of Serafall deeply. He was wearing a bright shade of orange pants, showing that the boy loved to be in the spotlight and draw attention to himself.
Then there were the accounts of the boy's presumed and shown strength, the boy had subdued the second strongest female in the underworld with just hand to hand combat, and did it in seconds before she could even respond. The boy was not only fast, but strong enough to completely ignore his wife's hardened Queen skin and give her a wicked shiner that the woman had to manually heal. The boy was strong enough that he had defeated the person, a woman he had heard, that had killed the strongest existance with a single shot... making this human boy the strongest being in existance. Sirzechs found it freaking hilarious that the strongest person was a teenage boy that was said to have the intention span of a fly, but the power exceeding that of a god.
He was looking forward to meeting this boy, and so was Serafall.
"Just my type, like perfectly my type! I think I may have fallen for somebody other than So-tan!" Serafall claimed boldly, with Sirzechs raising an eyebrow at her. Serafall was a major siscon, much like himself, so hearing that was shocking.
"All from a picture?" Sirzechs asked, and Serafll gave him a blissful look.
"Love works in mysterious ways, it doesn't look like your sister wants him... I want him." Serafall said with a grin on her face.
She wanted Naruto, so she was going to get Naruto.
"Go for it then, I am afraid that this boy might kill Rias-tan in bed by accident. I was against this entire idea of getting the strongest existance with Rias-tan... nothing against the boy, but Rias isn't strong enough to handle this." Sirzechs said with a shiver at the thought of Rias dying in such a horrible/pleasurable way.
There was a loud crashing sound, before they saw a blond haired blur fall to the ground at their feet after rolling across the ground, the large broken door completely off it's hinges. The boy looked just like the pictures, meaning that this was the very same Naruto they were planning on meeting.
"... Yo, I got lost." Naruto stated as he looked at the people in front of him. A handsome male, and a freaking stunning girl that seems to be about his age.
"Fuck the girl." Shukaku stated in Naruto's mind.
"Bang her brains out, she is lean." Matatabi agreed with a purr.
"Let her bang you." Isobu stated softly, with a small perverse giggle.
"Make her yours." Son stated gruffly.
"... Well speak of the devil, that girl is just your type." Kokuo stated with a surprised tone, having spoke of this kind of girl not seconds ago.
"She seems like she fits the dom and sub role easily. Get her tiger." Saiken agreed with the others.
"Use her and join the mile high club, you can summon me and fuck on my back." Chomei said with a chipper tone.
"Bang that bitch." Gyuki agreed with everyone else.
"... Marry this girl, but make the red haired cunt your slave." Kurama stated with an annoyed tone.
"The fuck! The one time you all agree on a girl, it has to be a girl I have never met before!? You have to be the worst relationship advisers that live in my head to ever exist! How am I suppose to pick a girl when all of you think of is sex!" Naruto shouted out as he stood up, getting shocked and surprised looks from Serafall and Sirzechs respectivally. The two of them were concerned about the voices in his head part though.
"Sex is awesome, and we feel it when our Jinchuriki has sex." ALL of the Tailed Beasts answered in unison.
"You selfish bastards, I don't care who I marry, but at least take my love life half-seriously! It is like you only want me to get paired up so you get the satifaction of seeing me bang a beauty!" Naruto shouted out as he pointed at his face, since they could see through his eyes, and lectured the Tailed Beasts.
"We are girls." Kokuo and Matatabi stated, with Naruto almost choking on air in surprise when he heard that Kokuo was a girl. He just though the dolphin horse sounded and acted like a girl.
"Hey, you earned yourself a beautiful girl with what you did for your world. We all just want you to satisfy your deepest cravings, and what better way than something that pleases all of us?" Gyuki told Naruto with an honest tone.
"Are you okay?" Sirzechs asked Naruto, but before he could answer Serafall grabbed Naruto's hands with her own and pulled him so close that their noses were actually touching.
"Are there voices in your head telling you who you shoul be paired off with, and what you should do with them to make things more fun? Because that would be SO cool!" Serafall asked with stars in her eyes. Naruto blinked for a moment, before he looked into the girl's eyes.
"... Yeah?" Naruto questioned, before he was lifted up over the girl's shoulder as she started to walk towards the broken door with Naruto.
"Sirzechs-tan, set up a wedding! Levia-tan is getting married to her soul mate!" Serafall shouted, with Naruot blinking at what was going on.
Did he just escape his engagement to Rias... only to be engaged to this girl?
What the fuck!?
"Soul mate, since when are we soul mates... what the hell is a soul mate actually?" Naruto asked, not even knowing what the term soul mate meant. Serafall actually stopped and set Naruto back down on the ground, before she grinned at him and gave him a thumps up.
"Don't worry about it, just prepare your body and leave everything to me. Levia-tan is going to take good care of you! All you need to know is that I want you, and I am calling dibs on you." Serafall said as she winks, and sparkled around her for a few seconds as the bubbly, hyper active girl, showed complete and utter confidence in the fact that she was getting married.
Most people believed that you needed to 'get to know' somebody before falling in love. Well Serafall had tried getting to know people without feeling a thing for them, either physically or emotionally. Now that she felt something on both levels she was going to scoop up her prize before she wasted another moment.
"Dibs?" Naruto asked, still not getting the term.
"Dibs, it means that I called you, so I get to keep you. Unless of course... you don't want to marry me?" Serafall asked with large, teary eyes that called out to Naruto, who actually took a step back in shock.
"She has a good amount of power in her Naruto, she might be one of the few people that can handle you not repressing you power." Kurama actually stated, and Naruto looked down at that. It was true, if Rias was a high-class devil and could barely handle him not supressing his power... then human girls were out, and even other high-class devils were out. His options were actually ver limited for any true romance that went beyond physical.
"... I don't have a choice in this do I... not without killing all of you that is?" Naruto questioned, and both of the satans nodded.
"Nope... oh, I forgot to tell you my name. I'm Serafall Leviathan, and that is Sirzechs Lucifer. Now lets go get married!" Serafall said as she grabbed Naruto, lifted him up again, before she started to RUN full speed down the halls.
Naruto could only wonder one thing.
Did all devils have some sort of weird quirk!?
Chapter End!
Serafall does what she wants, when she wants to. Anyway, normally I am ALL for slowly developing romance... but love isn't always that way. Sometimes it IS instant and spontaneous. Unpredictable love that happens at a glance between two people is also pretty special.
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