The Musings of Merlin

by Ellessaria

A drabble for each of the 65 episodes of Merlin, all from the warlock's perspective. Humour for the most part, though they may stray from time to time. Rated on the safer side as I really don't know what my twisted mind will come up with. NOW COMPLETE! (Cover art by Wil1969)

2. Murder - Tag to 1x02

I'm going to kill that Knight Valiant. Slimy, cheating, idiot that he is. Even Arthur agrees he's a creep.

Wait. Uther tried sending me to the stocks again for speaking out. Nasty man. I'm going to kill him first, then Valiant.

Actually, scrap that. Arthur's just sacked me, the stupid dollophead. For trying to help.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

I'm going to kill Arthur first, then Uther, and then Valiant.

Hang on. Now that infernal dragon is talking rubbish again. Isn't anyone sane?

Right; first the dragon, then Arthur, then Uther, and then Valiant.

All in a day's work, really.