I'm not an idiot, so I really have no idea why everyone seems to think so.
Gwen gave me a flower. I mean, please, a flower. Do I look like a girl? I may not be the rough, tough, save the world kind of fellow that I know she secretly loves, no matter what she says... but a flower? Really?
And Prince Pratliness spotted it. Of course he did. Brains of a sheep, but eyes of a hawk, that one.
I am never going to live it down. He'll be calling me a girl forever.
Life is just so unfair.