The whole kingdom is suffering a drought, people are starving, and what does Prince Piglet want me to do?
Catch a rat.
Honestly, talk about getting your priorities all wrong.
Alright, so Ratty may have eaten a small part of Arthur's boot, but it's not like the prat can't afford another pair.
And then Prince Porkiness tries to imply that the rat is more intelligent than me. Please. As if.
Arthur wants a rat? Fine. No problem. I'll get him a rat. I'll even serve the pesky thing on a silver platter for His Royal Stupidness.
That will teach him.