I keep saying this, but I'm not an idiot. I have lots of things on my mind; it's not exactly a picnic when you have to keep secrets all of the time. You can't really blame me if sometimes I act a bit like a, well... idiot. Even though I'm not one.

Like today.

In my defence, it's not often you see the king's ward plot to kill her guardian.

Still...

I am plagued by my own absent-mindedness.

Because really, entering a broom cupboard instead of leaving the room by more conventional means does not inspire thoughts of my competency.